[Football] In the name of the team doctor

Lin Wei is like a teacher who is teaching, patiently explaining to several physical therapists next to him.From the anatomical structure to the pathological features, the detailed analysis is clear.His speaking speed has always been relatively slow, with a calm smile in his tone, his voice is clear and gentle, and his not-so-authentic Western accent sounds a little cute.

The Real Madrid captain never considered himself a patient man, especially when he was on the sidelines and dragged on for so long with no hope of recovery in sight.Generally speaking, if the person chattering in front of him at this moment is Olmer, he may have been unable to resist telling the other party to shut up.

However, the young boy with an oriental face in front of him was gesticulating on his shoulder as if he was a guinea pig for teaching, but it didn't bother him.Lin Wei's utterance of those obscure technical terms seemed not so boring.

Ramos thought: If he is not a team doctor, he must be a teacher who is very popular with students.

"Captain, relax a little."

Lin Wei has marked all the pain points around Ramos' shoulder joint, and then took out a disposable needle knife, ready to enter the most critical stage of treatment.

The needle-knife was between his thumb and index finger. It was obviously many times thicker than ordinary acupuncture needles, and the blade at the front still reflected the luster of metal.

Just such a gleaming sharp weapon needs to pierce the flesh and penetrate deep into the subcutaneous tissue without anesthesia at all.A tough guy like Ramos couldn't help but tilt his body in the opposite direction to Lin Wei.

The captain's subconscious little action is really cute, and the frown reveals his inner fear and rejection at the moment.

"Don't be afraid," Lin Wei patted his shoulder soothingly with the other hand, took the cotton swab with iodophor in Perez's hand, and signaled him to back away.When everyone was standing ten steps away from them, he bent down and leaned into the captain's ear, calming him with a volume that only the two of them could hear, "Relax, trust me, I won't hurt you." your turn."

After the words came out of his mouth, Lin Wei realized that there seemed to be some ambiguity in the words.Glancing at the captain of Real Madrid who was sitting upright, the other party didn't notice anything wrong, so he continued his actions without changing his expression.

Lin Wei showed everyone the long and narrow blade at the front: "This is the core of the small needle knife. The needle and the knife represent the combination of acupuncture and moxibustion in traditional Chinese medicine and surgery in modern Western medicine."

"Pay attention to avoiding important nerves and blood vessels. The needle knife must be inserted perpendicular to the acupoints or pain points of the affected area, and there should be no slight inclination, otherwise it will cause unnecessary trauma to the surrounding tissues."

Although he spoke slowly, his movements were clean and neat.The blade pierces the skin, penetrates the subcutaneous tissue, and reaches the fascia layer. , The subtle difference in feel is just right, less than one point will not achieve the effect of loosening fascia, and one point more will hurt muscle tissue.

It was easy for him to say it, and it seemed easy for the people next to him.However, the operation is performed under blind vision, and it is necessary to accurately understand the three-dimensional and microscopic anatomy of the cut tissue, requiring the doctor to have a deep understanding of the anatomical structure, and to be proficient in various surgical approaches of needle-knife medicine [1].

There were nearly ten pain points marked by the marker pen, but Lin Wei's movements were very quick, and it took only 2 minutes before and after. Before Ramos had time to feel the pain of the sharp knife cutting the skin, a small outpatient surgery was over. up.

"Okay." After the last stitch was pulled out, Lin Wei put on a new sterile cotton swab, carefully wiped off the blood dripping from each incision, and then used a band-aid to cover each wound.He stood up straight and breathed a sigh of relief, and said to Ramos, "I can sleep well tonight."

"Thank you, I hope so." Ramos smiled noncommittally, stood up and got ready to get dressed, "Can I go?"

Lin Wei took off the disposable gloves and the small used needle knife, and threw them into the yellow medical trash can: "I'm afraid it's not enough, you need to go to the medical room next door to rest for half an hour, I'm sure there are no other problems before I can let you go." leave."

The group left the treatment room, Lin Wei stayed behind to pack up his things, and turned on the disinfection equipment to sterilize the treatment room.

When he returned to the medical room, he saw Ramos sitting alone and looking at his mobile phone. Several physical therapists were still whispering and discussing the needle-knife treatment just now. Some people were eager to try and practice their hands.

"On the Internet, there are very limited literature on acupotomy medicine other than Chinese. If you are interested in this technology, you can ask me any questions."

Lin Wei walked up to them, and took out a small individually packaged needle knife from his pocket, "I finally brought this thing from China, and there are not many in total. You can take this one for research. But you can't Hands-on operation, the risk is much higher than ordinary acupuncture, once the muscle or important blood vessels and nerves are scratched, I think you all know the consequences."

As soon as Lin Wei finished speaking, the needle knife in his hand was taken away, and several physical therapists gathered together again, and you and I let your imagination run wild.

"I bet they didn't listen to your warning at all." The Real Madrid captain who was playing with his mobile phone raised his eyelids and said casually, "Or, they didn't take you seriously at all."

"It doesn't matter," Lin Wei leaned against the table, opened a file and flipped through it, "Whether they listened or not, I will say what I have to say."

"Teaching for free, you are a selfless person."

Lin Wei raised his head from the folder, showing a confident smile. When he smiled, his brows and eyes were crooked like a crescent moon in the sky: "Some things can't be learned just by seeing or listening."

"So you just seem selfless?"

Lin Wei shook his head and disagreed with his statement: "I am very happy to share my work experience with my colleagues."

But there is an essential difference between clinical medicine and rehabilitation medicine. The former has a medical license, while the latter does not.There are some things that Lin Wei can do, but if a physical therapist does that, it is illegal practice.

The next day, Lin Wei was in the medical room looking through the medical records of Bell's six previous soleus strains. Although he was not in charge of the treatment of the Great Sage, the idol said, let him see if he can overcome the Welshman's "Ah!" Karius' heel," he happened to study in his free time.

At this moment, Ramos walked in from the outside, and Lin Wei turned his head when he heard the movement.The expression on the captain's face today has softened a lot compared to the previous few days, and he seems to be in a good mood.

Ramos walked up to Lin Wei and greeted him like a familiar friend: "I slept well last night."

Lin Wei closed the folder in his hand: "As expected."

"Do I need to make that... little needle knife every day?"

"No need, just once." Lin Wei shook the things in his hand, "The next thing we need to do is acupuncture."

The swollen and painful feeling of continuously stimulating acupuncture points with 1.5-2-inch needles is actually much more uncomfortable than that of acupuncture needles that only need pricking.After a few days, the Real Madrid captain realized that the young team doctor who had changed his impression of the club's medical team was not as gentle and amiable as he seemed on the surface.

No matter how much he resisted, how unwilling, how much he gritted his teeth... He could always stab the soft and long silver needle into the acupuncture point quickly, accurately and ruthlessly at a speed that ordinary people's eyes could not catch, and The needles are so intense it is unbearable.

The most hateful thing is that the "assailant" can always smile innocently and harmlessly, and use a clear and soft voice to make him relax a little, otherwise the needle will be blocked.

Ramos didn't know what a delayed needle was, so he humbly asked for advice.

"You can simply understand it as the state where muscle fibers are entangled with the needle body, making it impossible to penetrate or pull out."

Regardless of whether this understatement is alarmist or not, in short, the captain of Real Madrid, who has always been tough, was frightened into a cold sweat by their team doctor, and he sat there and dared not move.

In the third game since Zidane took office, Real Madrid drew 1-1 with Real Betis away.In the first 5 minutes of the game, Real Madrid conceded a goal.In the next 60 minutes of the game, Real Madrid made as many as 12 shots in the opponent's half, but failed to score a goal.

The unbearable Zidane decided to replace Danilo with Carvajal.When the score is behind, replacing a right back with a right back is really intriguing.

Even Lin Wei, a pure fan, can see that the level of this Brazilian player is really out of tune with everyone on the field, and he can't help but feel a little bit of regret for his future.As long as Zidane is still the coach of Real Madrid, I am afraid that he will not have too many opportunities to start in the future. I hope that there will not be too many injuries, and at least he can play as a rotation or substitute.

In the end, it was only in the 80th minute of the game that Real Madrid equalized the score with Benzema's goal, so as not to lose the game away.

At the end of the game, Zidane's face was not very good-looking. Facing an opponent whose strength was so different from his own, he failed to win the game. This had to make the Real Madrid coach carefully think about the reasons for losing points.

The head coach's face is not good, and the others can only follow him.The players went to the player tunnel one after another, and Benzema found Lin Wei immediately.He didn't win the game, and he didn't dare to show off too much. He showed off to Lin Wei in a low voice: "I feel that I am in a very good state after recovering from this injury."

Lin Wei nodded in agreement: "It is very good."

Benzema took the medicine box in Lin Wei's hand and helped him carry it: "Does your acupuncture still have the effect of increasing the excitability of the body?"

Lin Wei tilted his head to look at him: "You think too much."

"You should study it," Benzema leaned into his ear and whispered, "The kind that can't be found in the urine test hahaha."

Lin Wei reluctantly agreed: "Perhaps...it's not impossible."

"Really?"

"I am teasing you."

The two were joking, and they could still whisper to each other as if there was no one else in the stadium with tens of thousands of people. Even the photographers on the sidelines couldn't help turning their cameras to them.

At this time, someone walked by them. It was Cristiano Ronaldo who failed to score a goal or win the game, with "unhappy" clearly written on his face.The boss walked with the wind, and when he passed by the two of them, he gave them a sullen look, and then walked away quickly.

Lin Wei and Benzema were like two bad students who were caught by the class cadres for making small moves in private. They immediately suppressed their smiles, put on the same ugly faces as the big guys in the team, and quickly walked into the locker room.

At the press conference, Zidane expressed his regret for not being able to score three points in front of dozens of media, and blamed himself, and praised the players for their best efforts and performance.

The method of capturing people's hearts is so clever that everyone in the locker room secretly made up their minds that they must do their best to win a victory for their head coach in next week's game.

The author has something to say: I would like to express my highest respect to the heroes, and my deepest condolences to the deceased.

【1】From Baidu Encyclopedia

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