[Quick Transmigration] A cookie for you

Did Ning Zheng really not take him seriously?of course not.In fact, in his mind, Yan Lu is still an opponent worthy of his respect and attention.

It would be better if, sometimes, it wasn't so inexplicable.

"Okay, then I agree with your first plan. You're right, everyone is a man, so I'll take it all... I was bitten by a dog." Yan Lu didn't know, but suddenly thought of something , Turning his eyeballs, he changed his mind in an instant.

"...Do you need to be so ruthless?"

"What? Dogs are good friends of human beings, do you look down on them?" Yan Lu smiled smugly, the corners of his peach eyes were slightly raised, making him look a little more enchanting out of thin air.

"Let's go, I'll take you to the hospital. Didn't you say you were going to die?"

"..." Ning Zheng was pulled by him, but didn't move, "I don't want to go again. I just vomited for a while, but it's much better."

"Tsk." Yan Lu turned his head impatiently, "Look at your complexion and temperature, how do you look much better? Besides, you haven't eaten anything all day, have you really vomited anything?"

"...Do you care about me? Yan Lu."

"..."

"Look, even if you say you hate me, you still care about me subconsciously, just like last time."

"Don't be so fucking disgusting." Yan Lu's expression became a little abnormal again, "I'm just afraid that you will die in front of me. It's bad luck, understand?"

"...Understood. If you get rid of your speaking habits, you will be much more popular. At least Cheng Dandan won't..."

"That kind of woman, let her go to whoever she likes. The farther away from me, the better."

"It's best if you can think about it." After Ning Zheng finished speaking, he was about to stand up from the toilet.But he still overestimated himself. As soon as he stood up, he threw himself forward uncontrollably.

Yan Lu was startled, and hurried forward two steps, opened his arms, intending to catch him.

It turned out that he didn't have much strength now, and couldn't bear Ning Zheng's weight of more than 140 kilograms at all, and the two of them were about to fall to the ground.

In a panic, Yan Lu turned his head and glanced at the tiled floor, which was even stained with water, thinking, it's over, it's over, this time it's not dead, it's disabled, I hope Ning Zheng won't cause internal bleeding.

In that case, it would really be a big show.

Ning Zheng, oh Ning Zheng, I found that since I met you, there have been a lot of unlucky things.

But the pain he expected didn't actually appear.

Because at the critical moment, Ning Zheng used his hand to support him. Although he didn't support it, he did buffer it anyway.So it's true that the two hugged each other in the end, but Yan Lu didn't suffer any substantial damage, he just felt that his body was really hot, as if it was going to burn in the next second.

However, he seemed to hear a "click", and a bad thought crossed his mind.

"Could it be... a broken bone?"

"It's not that serious." Ning Zheng replied panting, "Maybe it's a twisted joint."

"You...you should go to the hospital."

"Yeah." Ning Zheng weighed the pros and cons in his mind, and in the end he didn't object anymore, but said, "But the premise is that we both have to get dressed first."

"..." Yan Lu found it funny out of nowhere, he was lying on his back on the floor of the toilet like a madman, laughing so hard that his shoulders were shaking.

As for?Ning Zheng thought helplessly, he didn't think what he said was funny at all.