I'm chasing the sea in the underworld

Seeing that Cui Wanzhou ate the bean curd, the corners of his lips were stained with red oil, his Adam's apple slid up and down, and he asked expectantly, "How is it? Is the salted bean curd delicious?"

Cui Wanzhou nodded, finished eating the remaining bean curd in the spoon, took out a handkerchief from his sleeve and pressed the corners of his lips.

Jiang Jun put down the spoon, a little disappointed: "Don't you want to eat?"

Cui Wanzhou has always eaten lightly. Last time, the incense that Jiang Jun gave her was only slightly spicy.

She glanced at Jiang Jun calmly, blushed and ate half a bowl without shouting spicy, it seems that she likes spicy food.

Seeing that Cui Wanzhou didn't speak, Jiang Jun thought that Cui Wanzhou didn't like salty bean curd, so he pulled the bowl back in front of him and scooped up half a spoonful of bean curd.

She ate it in one bite, and this spoon seemed to be different from the previous ones. Although it was still spicy, there seemed to be a faint fragrance after eating it.

She leaned close to the spoon and sniffed it, her face turned red, and she suddenly thought that this was the spoon she had just fed Cui Wanzhou to eat bean curd, and she also used it to eat bean curd.

Isn't this the equivalent of indirect kissing?

Jiang Jun's heart skipped a beat, and he forgot to continue eating the bean curd, and suddenly felt a cool touch on the tip of his upturned nose.

She looked up and saw Cui Wanzhou's dark eyes, curled up her fingers, and gently scratched the bridge of her nose.

Jiang Jun came back to his senses, took a step back immediately, covered his nose, and said slightly annoyed, "What are you doing?"

Why do you have to shave her cute upturned nose? If you shave too much, it will turn into a flat nose.

Cui Wanzhou looked at Jiang Yun's long and curly eyelashes trembling slightly, and his azure blue pupils were still a little panicked, shaking like the shadow of the moon in the water.

She suddenly understood why Jiang Jun liked to scratch the little rabbit's nose. It turned out that he wanted to see the cute expression on the other's defenseless face.

The corners of Cui Wanzhou's lips raised slightly, she closed her hands, and scooped up the unfinished sweet bean curd as if nothing had happened: "It's nothing."

Jiang Jun: ...

I was provoked for some reason, and I felt upset immediately, hum, she's going to blow it back!

Before she could make a move, Granny Meng lay between the two of them and put down two bowls of salted bean curd: "I have two bowls of bean curd, one with spicy food and one without spicy food."

As she spoke, she put the non-spicy salted bean curd in front of Cui Wanzhou, grabbed a bowl of spicy salted bean curd and drank it.

Cui Wanzhou pushed the salty bean curd to the side, and said flatly, "I've already finished drinking it."

Jiang Yan was stunned for a moment. It turned out that Cui Wanzhou didn't like spicy food, so why did she take a bite when she saw the bright red chili in her bowl just now.

It might have been spicy just now, so I didn't eat it after taking a bite. Jiang Jun hurriedly poured a cup of herbal tea and put it in front of Cui Wanzhou.

Cui Wanzhou took the water glass and took a sip of water.

Granny Meng heard the words and pulled the bowl away, and put two bowls beside her, with an earnest expression on her face: "That's just right, I've lost weight recently, and it should be fine to eat one more bowl."

If you drink more of these two bowls, the meat you just lost may come back.

After Jiang Yun had finished slandering, he poured a glass of water and drank it himself.

Granny Meng ate two large bowls of tofu curds in one go, and then she and Cui Wanzhou were about to leave. Before leaving, she slapped her head and suddenly thought of something, and asked Jiang Jun, "Did someone else entrust me with the melon seeds last time?" Ask, when will you deliver it, everyone is waiting to try it out."

Jiang Jun smiled embarrassedly: "Oh, that, I've been a little busy recently, so I'll go back to Yangjian to buy it today, and I promise to deliver it to you soon."

"It's okay, as long as you can buy it, if you buy more other kinds of snacks, I can sell them for you." Po Meng raised her hand and left behind Cui Wanzhou.

Jiang Jun made tofu from the bean curd in the pot and put it in cold water to preserve it. After tidying it up, he asked Tu Wangchuan to take care of it, and she wanted to go back to Yangjian.

Jiang Jun rode a pony along the way, looking at the scenery by the way. She was not familiar with the route, so she chose to run behind the underworld bus she often took, and returned home not long after.

Jiang Jun tied the pony to the door, and went straight through the door.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw a sneaky koi, jumped out of the fish tank, stretched out its small arms and legs, shook off the water on its body, walked to the coffee table and reached for the remote control.

Jiang Jun took a step back, rubbed his eyes vigorously, and looked up at the house number of his house.

That's right, this is her home.

She went through the door again, and saw the koi sitting in the middle of the sofa, with its legs crossed, as if it were a boss, and the left

He held the remote control in his hand, and there was an open bag of potato chips on his right hand.

The most popular variety show is currently being played on the huge TV screen, and the koi is engrossed in watching it with gusto.

Tsk tsk, the little koi really enjoys it. I haven't seen it for a few days, and it has arms and legs.

Jiang Jun returned to the room, strode back to the living room, and folded his arms in front of the koi.

Koi said impatiently: "Who is it? Don't block me from watching TV."

Jiang Jun almost laughed out of anger.

She bent down, put on a fierce expression, and snorted coldly: "Who do you say I am?"

The koi felt a shadow slowly enveloping directly above, and seeing Jiang Jun's face, the three souls and seven souls were almost frightened, and their arms and legs retracted into their bodies.

The whole little fish lay flat on the sofa and began to play dead.

Jiang Jun took the potato chips on the sofa, shook them, and took a look inside. There were less than five chips left. He casually glanced at the koi: "It's amazing, the little belly is quite edible."

The koi continued to play dead.

Jiang Jun poked the koi's belly with his hand, and sneered: "The belly is still moving, don't pretend, talk."

A koi carp managed to survive, blinked Little Heidou's eyes twice quickly, and said flatteringly, "Why is there no sound when you go home?"

Jiang Jun smiled: "I've been wandering around the living room twice. Your old man has been watching TV all the time. You are quite capable. I learned to turn on the TV and eat potato chips by myself after a few days away from home."

The koi looked guilty, and a few drops of cold sweat flowed down. The short fins were right and wrong: "Recently, I have gained a little mana from cultivation, so try to turn on the TV. Now I can let you win the 100 million lottery."

It's true that which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted, Jiang Jun's face is even darker. She has not forgotten the expired lottery ticket she bought last time.

Koi carefully assured: "This time there will really be no accidents."

Jiang Jun rolled his eyes: "I believe in your evil."

As soon as the voice fell, Jiang Jun's clothes pocket vibrated, and the caller showed that the name of the caller was Mi Duoduo.

She took the remote control to turn off the TV, clicked to answer, and as soon as she put it next to her ear, Midoduo's excited voice came.

"Sauce, the koi you raised at home is so clever. All the wishes I made before have come true. Not only did I meet a beautiful woman, but I also won 1 yuan. My dad even asked me to go to the company to talk He learns to do things, woo woo woo, I'm so lucky."

Jiang Jun sincerely congratulated his friend, "Congratulations."

She glanced at the koi in surprise: You did it?

Koi nodded, then shook his head quickly.

What's the meaning?Is it or is it not?

Mi Duoduo's silly laughter came from the phone: "Hey, go and check the hot search, your koi is all on the hot search, and the comments say that this koi is very effective, and many people's wishes have come true gone."

Jiang Yun nodded and hummed: "Send me the link, and I'll take a look too."

"Okay, then I'll hang up the phone now and send you the link. By the way, I'll introduce my girlfriend to you to get to know each other. Love the bar tonight. Are you coming?"

Jiang Jun drew a circle on the table with his fingers, and said with a soft smile: "I don't go to that kind of place, just hearing the name makes me feel gay. Change to a quiet place suitable for chatting."

"What's the matter with working so tired and relaxing, you have dad to protect you, besides, the bar is newly opened, and the environment inside is pretty good."

"You don't want to take advantage of me," Jiang Jun declined, "I'm very poor, and I've been unemployed at home recently. How expensive it is to go to a bar to drink."

She really doesn't like to go to bars, because there is always a vague smell of smoke inside, which is not used to, not as good as the faint scent of ink on Cui Wanzhou's body.

"The owner of the newly opened bar is my new friend. He will give us a half discount. As long as we are friendly, we will be able to get rid of the bill at that time. Just treat it as a compliment to a friend, and you will save face."

"You have friends everywhere," Jiang Jun rebuffed unceremoniously, "There is no need to discuss changing places. You know me, anywhere except bars."

"Okay, okay, forget it if you don't go, I'll find another place, and I'll pick you up later."

Mi Duoduo hung up the phone and couldn't help mumbling that Jiang Jun was as honest as he was when he was a child, and he didn't understand at all.

Jiang Yan said yes, hung up the phone, clicked on the Weibo link, and saw the photo he took on the koi at a glance.

The koi looked impatiently annoyed by Mi Duoduo, and its two short fins covered the gills, but the netizen turned the fish's head into a golden light, and wrote two rows of large characters horizontally - Domineering koi, cast spells online.

Retweet this amazing koi and your wish will come true tomorrow morning

[Thanks to Koi Daxian, I passed the exam last week! 】

[The koi fairy is awesome!I passed the third one of my subjects! 】

[I found a girlfriend! 】

[Bye bye!Turn every day from today! 】

[This koi was raised by our idol Jiang Jun, repost the stills of Domineering Concubine Jiang, and get Jiang Jun's bonus buff, your good luck will be up every day! ! ! 】【Pictures】

Jiang Yan clicked into the sticker, and saw Miduoduo’s Weibo post two days ago, #友友家@江沚Super magical big koi, I hope my wish will come true soon#

Jiang Jun took a look at Weibo and already had hundreds of thousands of likes and retweets, almost surpassing the retweets of the official photos of their crew.

There were also many unread messages on WeChat, and it was discovered that her manager had also forwarded this Weibo to her, telling her to hurry up to open the business while it was hot, and remember to take a photo with the koi.

Jiang Jun replied slowly - I got it.

The agent will reply in seconds - hurry up! ! !

Jiang Jun touched the corner of his eyebrows, and he could feel the manager's urgency through the phone.

She conveniently threw the koi into the fish tank, turned on the beauty camera that came with her phone, and found a good angle for taking pictures.

Little Heidou focused his eyes on the camera, and also posed what he thought was a handsome pose.

With a click, the camera is ready.

Jiang Jun logged on to Weibo to do business, turned off his phone and collapsed on the sofa.

Being in business is so hard!

The koi grumbled, spit out a big bubble, and said accusingly, "Woman, throw it away after you use it up. Is this how you treat me?"

The author has something to say: I was in a daze when I wrote the article. At night, I dreamed that many ghosts were coming to my house for dinner, and they kept knocking on my door.

As soon as I opened the door, I was confronted with a super beautiful woman. I can’t remember exactly. Anyway, it’s just that she was very beautiful in the dream. Then I let people in because of my face control. For some reason, I forgot to close the door, and came in again There are a lot of ghosts.

They all have to eat the rice cooked by my family, and they want to eat scrambled eggs with tomatoes. The author is very poor. In reality, there is only one tomato at home. In my dream, I searched for a long time and only found one tomato. I was very anxious.

I asked in that pleading tone, can I come back tomorrow, and I will buy more ingredients.

The ghost agreed and left.

The next day the ghost came as promised, this time it was even more outrageous. I wanted to close the door before I came, but the door couldn’t be closed anyway, so I had to give up. I asked the smelly dog ​​to cook, and I had a few more with the beautiful ghost The ghost gambled together, the ghost flopped the cards first, and I flopped the cards last. The beautiful ghost's cards were not as big as mine, and she took her little brothers away. (I think this dream is because when I was a child, I watched too much betting between beautiful gamblers and heavenly masters)

I was walking on the road in a daze that day, and I met a master who told me to buy Mengpo soup on Taobao to ward off evil spirits, so I bought the most expensive Mengpo soup and put it at home.

This dream is real. On Taobao, there is actually a pirated version of Meng Po Soup. It costs 1.16 yuan a bowl, and there is also a bowl of [-] yuan. No one dares to buy it. I choose the most expensive one.

On the third day, the house was really quiet...

The meaning of the dream reveals, I think it should remind me that I have to buy vegetables, and there cannot be only one tomato in the refrigerator at home.

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Thank you for your Overlord tickets, try to double update tomorrow weekend, I'm a bit busy recently.