Everyone is ancient

This week's teacher is Gong Xichuan. After the new guests are arranged, he announced the teaching arrangement for this week.

"The language suggested to me by the program group is English, but because each person has a different level of mastery of English, I finally decided to teach the language Lala Gala."

Ying Ru, who was sitting upright on the sofa, nodded to show that he understood.

Lu Bo raised his hand mischievously: "One more time!"

When the people around still didn't understand, Gong Xichuan said helplessly, "Lala language."

Lu Bo laughed like a brother, you understand me.

Gong Xichuan resisted the urge to rub Lu Bo's head, and showed a helpless doting smile.

The interaction between the two was normal for Yu Duo and Dongfang Ling, but there was another Ying Rushi who was present, and she secretly took note of Gong Xichuan's face with a gentle smile.

"In the first three days, I will teach you the spelling elements of this language, like pinyin in Chinese, and common sentence patterns, so that you can spell the original words and find translations. In the next few days, I will post a short exercise every day.

A week later, under the condition that mobile phones are allowed to search for word translations, you need to translate a long article, and the translated article will be published on the Internet. "

After finishing speaking, Gong Xichuan looked around at everyone's reactions: "Are there any questions?"

"No problem." Lu Bo replied loudly.

Gong Xichuan felt that Lu Bo was probably the most popular student of the teacher in the original world, he was supportive and enthusiastic.

After the show ended, Dongfang Ling walked last, and said to Gong Xichuan in a low voice, "Thank you."

Of all the people present, the only one who needs special care is him, an ancient man who has knowledge of English but is not proficient.Although there was an English test in the last world, he should be a person who is proficient in business English now.

Gong Xichuan was a little surprised. Although he chose the small language for Dongfang Ling, he didn't expect Dongfang Ling to take the initiative to thank him: "En."

The next day, Gong Xichuan started teaching.

Facing a group of symbols that looked like emoticons, Gong Xichuan took everyone to learn the history of pronunciation and alphabet evolution with a serious face.

After the class was over, Gong Xichuan: "Are there any questions?"

Lu Bo faltered with the pronunciation, showing hesitation, and everyone else, including Ying Rushi, showed a kind of calmness.

Gong Xichuan: "Lu Bo stay here."

As the only person who was detained, Lu Bo couldn't help but feel sad for his identity as the protagonist of the sand sculpture, but when he saw Gong Xichuan in a white shirt holding a book, he couldn't help but feel: it seems that starting a small stove is not such a bad thing .

As the protagonist group, Su Su and Dongfang Ling really have a super learning ability. Although Yu Duo does not have the characteristic of having a photographic memory like them, he is still good at memorizing.

The three days of basic teaching passed quickly, and Gong Xichuan began to assign homework to everyone.

Lu Bo, who was already used to detention, simply relied on the translation questions in the classroom.

Because Gong Xichuan did not allow everyone to input the entire sentence into the translation, Lu Bo stamped each word.

Rainy days, bead curtains, lamps, cars, lights, red, umbrellas, passers-by, irritability, thoughts, yesterday, little girls, smiles...

Copying the Chinese characters of all the words aside, Lu Bo started to concatenate the meanings of the words.

The original meaning of the story is: a man who is upset and irritable because of his family and career waits for a red light under the rain curtain like a bead curtain. A mother and daughter pass by holding hands. The man is inspired by the poor but still happy mother and daughter. Pull up your spirits and decide to live a good life.

In the classroom, Gong Xichuan watched helplessly as Lu Bo translated the story into: On a rainy day, a man met a woman who was holding on to a red umbrella, and at the same time faintly heard the little girl's laughter.This reminded him of last night, when he lost his wife because of anger... But in fact, the woman with the red umbrella was a policeman who set things up on purpose.

Gong Xichuan, who was thirsty from the lecture, was drinking water and then choked.

Terrified, Lu Bo quickly stood up and patted his back: "Are you okay?"

Gong Xichuan waved his hand.He didn't understand, since the translation of every word was correct, why Lu Bo would compose something with a completely different artistic conception, even a horrifying content.

With subtle disbelief, Gong Xichuan found another short essay for Lu Bo: "Do you want to read this?"

Lu Bo held his face in pain: "Is this the make-up class for underachievers?"

Gong Xichuan: "No."

I just wanted to see what other amazing translations you could come up with.

The essay Gong Xichuan was looking for this time was a fairy tale, the Lala language version of Little Red Riding Hood.

Then, after checking the meaning of each word, Lu Bo translated the story into:

A little girl with a red hat was wandering in the forest when a wolf came out that wanted to eat her, and the hunter shot it dead.In fact, this is a trap. The little girl died a long time ago. Now the little girl is played by the little girl's grandmother. In order to avenge her granddaughter, the grandmother joins hands with the hunter to carry out fishing law enforcement.

Red hat, little girl, basket, forest, grandma, wolf, hunter, disguise.

The elements are complete, proving that the translation software is innocent.

Because he was thinking of the "faithful and elegant" thought taught by Gong Xichuan, Lu Bo also tried to polish the story with his own distorted language skills, making it seem closer to the forest safety publicity and education.

Gong Xichuan glanced at Lu Bo who was waiting for praise with a complicated expression: "The translation is...very interesting."

In the next day's class, Gong Xichuan originally planned to directly explain yesterday's translation questions, but was interrupted by the director team: "Mr. Gong, for the sake of the program, everyone needs to show their translation results."

Now that everyone saw Lu Bo's work, Yu Duo burst out laughing, reminding himself that Su Su, who was a fool, couldn't help lying down on the table and covering his face with his hands, his shoulders trembling from laughing, Even Dongfang Ling, who always carried it, smiled.

The director's assistant who came in to remind Gong Xichuan to pay attention to the effect of the program even laughed out loud, and was radioed because the voice was too loud.

After seeing everyone's reaction, Lu Bo realized that he might have made a mistake in translating. He was a little embarrassed for a while, but soon he didn't mind seeing everyone happy.

Ying Rushi also had a smile on her face, and raised her hand to slightly cover her mouth, looking ladylike and elegant.

After finally laughing for a while, Su Su got up from the table and saw her when she looked up, and subconsciously covered her mouth.

It just looks a little like you want to sneeze.

Everyone's translation results were displayed on the big screen. Except for Lu Bo's unique urban horror legend, everyone else showed more or less talent for translation.

The best translation among them is Ying Ru Shi.

During Gong Xichuan's roll call of praise, Yingru smiled humbly: "Teacher Gong is a good teacher."

Gong Xichuan did not make any comments on this, and announced the disbandment after leaving a new homework.

Lu Bo stayed behind as usual, doing today's homework under Gong Xichuan's nose.

Before the translation, Lu Bo prayed very devoutly: "I hope there will be no more mistakes in the translation today."

Gong Xichuan thought of the materials he had spent several hours finding last night, and promised: "There will be no mistakes."

Since Lu Bo has the ability to interpret any article into a criminal investigation story, he simply found a small article on criminal investigation.

Lu Bo looked up the meanings of the words one by one: murderer, suicide, disguise, policeman, sentence, friend, psychotherapy, hidden...

Gong Xichuan: "At first glance, what do you think this article is about?"

Lu Bo's tone was uncertain: "Are you talking about the process of solving a murder case?"

"Well, there is no problem with the general direction." Gong Xichuan nodded, the original text was an ordinary criminal investigation case.

After being affirmed, Lu Bo let go of his hands and feet to translate:

At the murder scene, the deceased was arranged to look like he committed suicide, but the police quickly discovered the abnormality.After some investigation, the police found the murderer.

Seeing the first paragraph translated by Lu Bo, Gong Xichuan was relieved, and then he only needed to add the psychiatrist's statement in the second paragraph and the discussion about crimes caused by this case.

But Lu Po wrote:

The murderer's overly calm reaction caught the attention of the police, and he asked his good friend, a psychologist, to interpret the man's expression.

But by chance, it was discovered that the psychiatrist and the murderer knew each other!

With subtle unease, the police continued to investigate the matter without telling anyone.Finally, it was found that the murderer had committed the murder under the suggestion of a psychiatrist.

The policeman arrested his friend with pain in his heart and asked him why.

Psychiatrist: "Will this big case help you get promoted? I just want to help you."

In the end, the psychiatrist was taken away, and the policeman showed a strange smile in the corner: "I hope there will be more helpful people in the world."

Gong Xichuan looked at the last sentence in the original text:

The policeman showed a smile: "I hope there are more helpful people in the world."

It is rare that there is a sentence that is translated exactly the same, but why does it come up with a completely different interpretation in Lu Bo's context.

As if watching a movie, Gong Xichuan let out a long sigh of relief, and said to Lu Bo who was waiting for the evaluation: "How about I ask Su Su to introduce you to be a screenwriter."

Since Su Su took over the makeup business, she always went to Director Liu Chuan, and she might be able to introduce some scriptwriting business to Lu Bo and help 500 million yuan.

Lu Bo only thought it was Gong Xichuan's compliment to him, and smiled contentedly: "Teacher Gong is a good teacher~ I'll go to the kitchen to get some food, just wait for me for a while!"

Gong Xichuan nodded in disbelief, rubbed his aching forehead, but finally couldn't help laughing: "What a treasure."

After a while, there was movement at the door of the classroom, and Gong Xichuan turned his head gently: "So soon..."

It should be the case standing outside the door.

Unexpectedly, Gong Xichuan would turn around, Ying Ru reservedly smiled a little embarrassedly: "Soon? I'm not very familiar with this language, I've been translating for a long time."

Gong Xichuan put away the expression on his face, and regained his usual indifferent sense of alienation.

Ying Rushi's smile became a bit forced, and the obvious difference made her think subconsciously: Who is Gong Xichuan waiting for?

Is that Su Su?

"What's the matter with you?" Seeing that she was silent, Gong Xichuan asked.

Ying Rushi handed the translator in front of Gong Xichuan: "I have some questions to ask the teacher."

Gong Xichuan looked down at Ying Rushi's translation, which can be said to be a perfect answer, but sometimes being too perfect is not a good thing.

Speaking to ask questions, Ying Rushi simply asked about the content in the translation, and then the topic expanded from the natural crime of the last paragraph of the translation.

The two exchanged some views on society and crime, which seemed harmonious at first glance, but in fact Gong Xichuan was simply maintaining social etiquette.

He can have this kind of conversation with countless people, but because the person opposite is not Lu Bo, everything seems delicate and boring.

It's just that in the eyes of outsiders, the situation is not the case.

The director team felt: As expected, they can have such profound views on social issues.

Standing outside the door, Lu Bo felt a little uncomfortable in his heart, but he couldn't say why.

"It's a pleasure chatting with you. Teacher Gong's family background should be very good, and I can feel that he is a gentleman." Ying Rushi asked casually.

Gong Xichuan didn't answer, because he saw Lu Bo standing in front of the door with two cups of drinks and fried chicken just out of the pan.

"Why don't you come in?" Gong Xichuan stood up and took the tray from Lu Bo's hand, put it next to his seat, and subconsciously arranged Lu Bo's seat beside him.

Lu Bo, who sat down with Gong Xichuan, immediately forgot his mood just now: "Seeing that you are talking, I am sorry to disturb you."

Ying Ru smiled: "How could that be? I'm here to ask Teacher Gong a question. Teacher Gong has a lot of knowledge."

After a few more chats, Ying Rushi left.

Lu Bo asked Gong Xichuan with some hesitation: "Did you just... have a good chat with Yingru?"

Gong Xichuan was a little surprised that Lu Bo would ask this question. After all, Lu Bo was too far away from the word jealous in his heart, and he probably only dipped in jealousy when eating pot stickers.

Thinking that Lu Bo was just curious, Gong Xichuan didn't answer the question directly, but brought up the topic that should have been raised during the chat just now: "If you were asked about your views on the social system and natural crimes, what would you say. "

Lu Bo's eyes were vaguely dazed, but he didn't give up thinking, and finally said with difficulty: "Crime may be related to nature, or it may be caused by living environment, but the righteous friends will never be absent."

Gong Xichuan didn't quite believe that Lu Bo could give such a serious answer, so he couldn't help asking: "What is the source of your inspiration?"

"Black Cat Sheriff"