Everyone is ancient
Chapter 5 The problem of taking a bath
In the evening, Lu Bo sat comfortably on his swivel chair, tidying up his desktop quite leisurely.
There is no way, after the college entrance examination, people will become very nostalgic for their high school days, and they will feel pretty when they read these textbooks.
This Chinese book is graceful and graceful, making people want to read the above text affectionately; this English book is full of enthusiasm, making people want to call those English names affectionately; The reason why China was liberated.
This math... vomit.
Lu Bo put the mathematics face down on the table with a blank face: "Gong Xichuan, do you know why I hate mathematics the most?"
Gong Xichuan looked up at Lu Bo, and replied, "Because you are not good at it."
"No."
Gong Xichuan glanced at Lu Bo expressionlessly, saying: I'm too lazy to guess riddles, you can just say it if you want to.
Lu Bo: "Because Chinese taught me 'Let's not forget each other', and English taught me the windfall "Millions of Pounds". It really doesn't work. If I work hard on my own, I can still rely on chemistry. Only mathematics, he killed It fulfilled my dream of getting rich overnight!"
This is the lament of the souls of modern youth who do not want to work hard, and the wealthy Gong Xichuan withdraws his gaze from Lu Bo.
After writing his name on each book, Lu Bo babbled and stretched.
The lazy and cozy look is like a lazy garden cat under the noon sun, so Gong Xichuan couldn't help but glance at him.
After all, in his original world, there were very few... people who lived so comfortably.
The comfortable voice also attracted Ji Yu to stretch himself: "Then shall I take a bath first?"
Everyone nodded without comment.
So Ji Yu walked into the bathroom with a lot of things in his arms.
Su Su, who was about to take a bath for the second time, also began to prepare things to bring into the bathroom later. After all, it was the first time to take a bath at the hotel, and she always felt at a loss as to what to do.
"What do ordinary men wear when they come out of the shower?" Su Su began to make up lessons temporarily.
Lu Bo thought for a while: "Usually only wear underwear. If you feel inferior in dormitories, you will put socks inside your underwear."
Su Su: Wait, what are you doing?Aren't you afraid of beriberi fuming your little brother?
"Won't it be revealed?" Su Su asked vigilantly.
Lu Bo showed panic on his face: "Under what circumstances will brothers reveal their secrets? It won't be used!"
Su Su thoughtfully returned the order for the camouflage, and decided to buy a few more pairs of socks. She also turned around and asked Gong Xichuan, wondering if rich people would be more particular.
Gong Xichuan: "Wear a bathrobe."
Su Su thought for a while and still didn't think it was suitable: "Fortunately, I live with you, remember to cover for me when I have something to do."
Lu Bo cooperated and made an expression that it was okay to leave it to me, and Gong Xichuan continued to read with his head down indifferently.
The three of them chatted for a while, and Lu Bo glanced at his watch.
Half an hour passed, and Ji Yu was still in the bathroom.
Because the bathroom and toilet are separated, the possibility of Ji Yu's constipation is basically eliminated.
Lu Bo tugged at Gong Xichuan's sleeve uncertainly: "It's been so long, will Ji Yu faint inside?"
He passed out in the bathroom when he had a buddy taking a shower before.
Gong Xichuan pulled his sleeve out of Lu Bo's claw expressionlessly: "You can knock on the door and ask yourself."
Adhering to his co-sleeping love, Lu Bo jumped off the stool and knocked on the bathroom door: "Ji Yu, are you okay?"
The water in the bathroom gradually became smaller, and then Ji Yu's voice came out: "It's okay, what's the matter?"
Lu Bo: "It's okay, seeing you haven't come out for so long, we thought something happened to you."
"Ah, I'm sorry! I'll come out right away!" Probably because he felt sorry, Ji Yu's voice revealed panic.
"It's okay, just wash slowly, as long as people are okay."
When Lu Bo returned to his seat, Su Su poked his head over and asked, "Is it strange that boys take a long time in the shower?"
Lu Bo thought about his usual bathing time: "Wash your hair and take a shower, up to 10 minutes."
Su Su hissed: "Is it clean?"
Lu Bo's expression was firm: "The potatoes in the field can be washed into mashed potatoes after 10 minutes of washing."
Su Su began to plan on the draft paper how to take a shower like a man, but there was no way to shorten the 3 minutes of getting her body wet.
On the contrary, Gong Xichuan glanced thoughtfully at the direction of the bathroom, and when the sound of the bathroom door opening came, he lowered his eyes and didn't look.
Even when he heard Lu Bo's cheerful voice helping Su Su plan his bath time, Gong Xichuan called Lu Bo's name: "Lu Bo."
Lu Bo turned his head: "What's wrong?"
Gong Xichuan: "It's fine."
"Am I too noisy?" Lu Bo pointed to his nose with a good attitude.
Gong Xichuan recalled just now: "No noise."
Lu Bo's voice full of vitality is always inexplicably reminiscent of the scene of fat sparrows twittering and jumping on the branches. Although it is too lively, it is not unbearable.
"Okay, then call me if you have anything to do."
Su Su, who was facing the scene of Ji Yu coming out of the bathroom, inexplicably felt that Ji Yu, who stepped out of the steaming water, was like a fairy at that moment, and five words could not help but float in his mind: clear water comes out of hibiscus.
Lu Bo clearly heard Su Su say: I can.
???
Sister, he is still a boy in the first year of high school, can you please face up to your social age?
"Sorry, I took too long to wash." Ji Yu, who was wearing a T-shirt and cropped shorts, nodded shyly at everyone.
Lu Bo waved his hand very politely to express that he didn't mind, but Su Su sighed in a low voice with some pity: "It is said that boys usually only wear a pair of shorts after taking a shower."
Taking advantage of Ji Yu's time to put away the toiletries, Lu Bo pulled Su Su and whispered, "Sister, he is still underage, so you can easily be regarded as a pervert."
Hearing this, a ferocious smile appeared on Su Su's face: "Are you reminding me of my age?"
As a boy in the new era, Lu Bo of course knows that age is the Achilles' heel of girls, he frantically shook his head, expressing that he absolutely didn't mean it, and moved quickly to get rid of this situation.
"You will always be a mature and charming older sister in my heart."
Su Su smiled and patted the book on Lu Bo's head: "I tell you a truth, when my mother likes a boy of seventeen or eighteen years old, that old lady is also a girl of seventeen or eighteen years old!"
The reason why women's age is a mystery is not because they refuse to tell, but because they don't know how old they will be next second.
Lu Bo couldn't help asking: "Then what if you like Qin Shihuang?"
Su Su gave Lu Bo another blow with a smile: "That old... that little girl is still seventeen or eighteen years old!" Because Ji Yu came over, Su Su quickly changed his words.
Although it didn't hurt, Lu Bo still fell on his bed in a very dramatic manner, and stretched out his hand to Ji Yu as if calling for help: "Help me..." Women are too difficult to understand.
Unexpectedly, Ji Yu silently nodded at the side: "Student Su Su is right, a girl can be her own girl no matter what the situation is."
Hearing this, Su Su felt relaxed and happy, how could such a good-looking boy who can talk so much not make people's hearts flutter.
Lu Bo turned to Gong Xichuan: "Help, help..."
Gong Xichuan silently flipped through a page of the book in his hand: "Mr. Mermaid can soak his feet if he lacks water."
Yu's memory is only seven seconds, but his memory is very good, today is also a day to remember revenge.
The dormitory next door was also very lively, because Dongfang Ling was not very familiar with things like showers. When Yu Duo failed to direct from the door, the impatient prince simply pulled Yu Duo into the bathroom.
"Help me adjust the water to the right temperature." Dongfang Ling dictated.
The good-tempered Yu Duo took the nozzle down, adjusted the water temperature, and patiently taught the prince: "This way is hot water, because the water is transported by pipelines, so it takes a while to get to the desired temperature. "
Under the small light bulb in the bathroom, Yu Duo, who was looking down to adjust the water temperature, looked extraordinarily homely, which made the prince's disdainful attitude a little bit better.
After all, living in this era, he still has a lot to rely on Yu Duo.
"Thank you." When the prince thanked him, he also had a rewarding expression.
On the contrary, Yu Duo was a little surprised that Dongfang Ling would still thank him, and said that he was not polite.
There is no way, after the college entrance examination, people will become very nostalgic for their high school days, and they will feel pretty when they read these textbooks.
This Chinese book is graceful and graceful, making people want to read the above text affectionately; this English book is full of enthusiasm, making people want to call those English names affectionately; The reason why China was liberated.
This math... vomit.
Lu Bo put the mathematics face down on the table with a blank face: "Gong Xichuan, do you know why I hate mathematics the most?"
Gong Xichuan looked up at Lu Bo, and replied, "Because you are not good at it."
"No."
Gong Xichuan glanced at Lu Bo expressionlessly, saying: I'm too lazy to guess riddles, you can just say it if you want to.
Lu Bo: "Because Chinese taught me 'Let's not forget each other', and English taught me the windfall "Millions of Pounds". It really doesn't work. If I work hard on my own, I can still rely on chemistry. Only mathematics, he killed It fulfilled my dream of getting rich overnight!"
This is the lament of the souls of modern youth who do not want to work hard, and the wealthy Gong Xichuan withdraws his gaze from Lu Bo.
After writing his name on each book, Lu Bo babbled and stretched.
The lazy and cozy look is like a lazy garden cat under the noon sun, so Gong Xichuan couldn't help but glance at him.
After all, in his original world, there were very few... people who lived so comfortably.
The comfortable voice also attracted Ji Yu to stretch himself: "Then shall I take a bath first?"
Everyone nodded without comment.
So Ji Yu walked into the bathroom with a lot of things in his arms.
Su Su, who was about to take a bath for the second time, also began to prepare things to bring into the bathroom later. After all, it was the first time to take a bath at the hotel, and she always felt at a loss as to what to do.
"What do ordinary men wear when they come out of the shower?" Su Su began to make up lessons temporarily.
Lu Bo thought for a while: "Usually only wear underwear. If you feel inferior in dormitories, you will put socks inside your underwear."
Su Su: Wait, what are you doing?Aren't you afraid of beriberi fuming your little brother?
"Won't it be revealed?" Su Su asked vigilantly.
Lu Bo showed panic on his face: "Under what circumstances will brothers reveal their secrets? It won't be used!"
Su Su thoughtfully returned the order for the camouflage, and decided to buy a few more pairs of socks. She also turned around and asked Gong Xichuan, wondering if rich people would be more particular.
Gong Xichuan: "Wear a bathrobe."
Su Su thought for a while and still didn't think it was suitable: "Fortunately, I live with you, remember to cover for me when I have something to do."
Lu Bo cooperated and made an expression that it was okay to leave it to me, and Gong Xichuan continued to read with his head down indifferently.
The three of them chatted for a while, and Lu Bo glanced at his watch.
Half an hour passed, and Ji Yu was still in the bathroom.
Because the bathroom and toilet are separated, the possibility of Ji Yu's constipation is basically eliminated.
Lu Bo tugged at Gong Xichuan's sleeve uncertainly: "It's been so long, will Ji Yu faint inside?"
He passed out in the bathroom when he had a buddy taking a shower before.
Gong Xichuan pulled his sleeve out of Lu Bo's claw expressionlessly: "You can knock on the door and ask yourself."
Adhering to his co-sleeping love, Lu Bo jumped off the stool and knocked on the bathroom door: "Ji Yu, are you okay?"
The water in the bathroom gradually became smaller, and then Ji Yu's voice came out: "It's okay, what's the matter?"
Lu Bo: "It's okay, seeing you haven't come out for so long, we thought something happened to you."
"Ah, I'm sorry! I'll come out right away!" Probably because he felt sorry, Ji Yu's voice revealed panic.
"It's okay, just wash slowly, as long as people are okay."
When Lu Bo returned to his seat, Su Su poked his head over and asked, "Is it strange that boys take a long time in the shower?"
Lu Bo thought about his usual bathing time: "Wash your hair and take a shower, up to 10 minutes."
Su Su hissed: "Is it clean?"
Lu Bo's expression was firm: "The potatoes in the field can be washed into mashed potatoes after 10 minutes of washing."
Su Su began to plan on the draft paper how to take a shower like a man, but there was no way to shorten the 3 minutes of getting her body wet.
On the contrary, Gong Xichuan glanced thoughtfully at the direction of the bathroom, and when the sound of the bathroom door opening came, he lowered his eyes and didn't look.
Even when he heard Lu Bo's cheerful voice helping Su Su plan his bath time, Gong Xichuan called Lu Bo's name: "Lu Bo."
Lu Bo turned his head: "What's wrong?"
Gong Xichuan: "It's fine."
"Am I too noisy?" Lu Bo pointed to his nose with a good attitude.
Gong Xichuan recalled just now: "No noise."
Lu Bo's voice full of vitality is always inexplicably reminiscent of the scene of fat sparrows twittering and jumping on the branches. Although it is too lively, it is not unbearable.
"Okay, then call me if you have anything to do."
Su Su, who was facing the scene of Ji Yu coming out of the bathroom, inexplicably felt that Ji Yu, who stepped out of the steaming water, was like a fairy at that moment, and five words could not help but float in his mind: clear water comes out of hibiscus.
Lu Bo clearly heard Su Su say: I can.
???
Sister, he is still a boy in the first year of high school, can you please face up to your social age?
"Sorry, I took too long to wash." Ji Yu, who was wearing a T-shirt and cropped shorts, nodded shyly at everyone.
Lu Bo waved his hand very politely to express that he didn't mind, but Su Su sighed in a low voice with some pity: "It is said that boys usually only wear a pair of shorts after taking a shower."
Taking advantage of Ji Yu's time to put away the toiletries, Lu Bo pulled Su Su and whispered, "Sister, he is still underage, so you can easily be regarded as a pervert."
Hearing this, a ferocious smile appeared on Su Su's face: "Are you reminding me of my age?"
As a boy in the new era, Lu Bo of course knows that age is the Achilles' heel of girls, he frantically shook his head, expressing that he absolutely didn't mean it, and moved quickly to get rid of this situation.
"You will always be a mature and charming older sister in my heart."
Su Su smiled and patted the book on Lu Bo's head: "I tell you a truth, when my mother likes a boy of seventeen or eighteen years old, that old lady is also a girl of seventeen or eighteen years old!"
The reason why women's age is a mystery is not because they refuse to tell, but because they don't know how old they will be next second.
Lu Bo couldn't help asking: "Then what if you like Qin Shihuang?"
Su Su gave Lu Bo another blow with a smile: "That old... that little girl is still seventeen or eighteen years old!" Because Ji Yu came over, Su Su quickly changed his words.
Although it didn't hurt, Lu Bo still fell on his bed in a very dramatic manner, and stretched out his hand to Ji Yu as if calling for help: "Help me..." Women are too difficult to understand.
Unexpectedly, Ji Yu silently nodded at the side: "Student Su Su is right, a girl can be her own girl no matter what the situation is."
Hearing this, Su Su felt relaxed and happy, how could such a good-looking boy who can talk so much not make people's hearts flutter.
Lu Bo turned to Gong Xichuan: "Help, help..."
Gong Xichuan silently flipped through a page of the book in his hand: "Mr. Mermaid can soak his feet if he lacks water."
Yu's memory is only seven seconds, but his memory is very good, today is also a day to remember revenge.
The dormitory next door was also very lively, because Dongfang Ling was not very familiar with things like showers. When Yu Duo failed to direct from the door, the impatient prince simply pulled Yu Duo into the bathroom.
"Help me adjust the water to the right temperature." Dongfang Ling dictated.
The good-tempered Yu Duo took the nozzle down, adjusted the water temperature, and patiently taught the prince: "This way is hot water, because the water is transported by pipelines, so it takes a while to get to the desired temperature. "
Under the small light bulb in the bathroom, Yu Duo, who was looking down to adjust the water temperature, looked extraordinarily homely, which made the prince's disdainful attitude a little bit better.
After all, living in this era, he still has a lot to rely on Yu Duo.
"Thank you." When the prince thanked him, he also had a rewarding expression.
On the contrary, Yu Duo was a little surprised that Dongfang Ling would still thank him, and said that he was not polite.
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