Everyone is ancient

"So, what exactly do you do?" Gong Xichuan couldn't help asking.

Seeing that no one had guessed his occupation, Lu Bo suddenly suspected that even if he really said it, they might not be able to guess it.

"You know the anchor, right?" Lu Bo asked uncertainly.

Dongfang Ling nodded: "The kind of game anchor?"

Seeing that Dongfang Ling knew it, Lu Bo started the next round of reminders: "I am an anchor, but for the specific career direction, you can take a closer look at this painting."

Su Su looked at the distorted human face with closed eyes on the screen, then looked at the strangely shaped brushes and wires in the corner, and asked uncertainly, "Are you a horror game anchor?"

Lu Bo shook his head, then looked at Gong Xichuan expectantly.

Faced with such expectations, Gong Xichuan didn't know whether he should guess it or not.

Can't guess, afraid that Lu Bo will be disappointed.It can be guessed that although there is a sliver of happiness in the same mind, while enjoying this happiness, he may also receive torture from the heart: he actually has the same brain circuit as Lu Bo.

But in the end, Gong Xichuan still compromised, and seriously thought about Lu Bo's career: "You draw the game anchor I guess?"

Lu Bo gave up: "Well, maybe it's a little hard to guess, I'm a sleep aid anchor."

Dongfang Ling, who couldn't even imagine what the word "sleep aid" was, looked at Lu Bo with some doubts.

Lu Bo simply pushed his suitcase over.When invited to come, they were allowed to do their own work during the recording of the show, so Lu Bo put all the props for the work in the suitcase.

He opened his suitcase, and the first thing that appeared... was a book of riddles.

Gong Xichuan was thinking about when to sneak a book of math exercises into it.

Then Lu Bo held out a white plastic dummy head: "This is a radio device."

"My job is to use the principle of ASMR to record some sounds that make people relax easily after listening to it." Probably after popularizing science many times, Lu Bo spontaneously explained, "ASMR refers to spontaneous sensory meridian response. Commonly known as intracranial orgasm. It mainly refers to the pleasant and unique stimulation produced through sight and hearing."

Knowing that this kind of thing has to be felt by oneself, Lu Bo casually picked up a paper cup on the table in an upside-down position, stopped at the position about ten centimeters away from Ligong Xichuan's ear, and gently rubbed it with his fingertips. Bottom of the cup.

No one could hear the voice clearly, only Gong Xichuan.

Amplified by the special shape of the paper cup, the sound of dry fingers slowly rubbing against the paper cup mixed with a slight echo penetrated into the ears, and the slow and dry rubbing sound drove the heartbeat and gradually calmed down.

Then Lu Bo gently touched the bottom of the cup with his fingertips, and Gong Xichuan slowly closed his eyes with a blunt sound of quiet power.

Yu Duo held the venue very much and showed admiration: "It looks amazing, but this job is not so easy. The strength of your fingers on the paper cup should be carefully controlled." Yu Duo, who also eats with his fingers, said .

Lu Bo nodded in agreement: "However, the most difficult part of this job is that I often record and record so that I feel sleepy."

When this piece of content was broadcast later, the program team also deliberately inserted everyone's work video.

Dongfang Ling was sitting in an office full of luxury, with a click of the mouse, buying and selling would double the profit.

Su Su was wearing a mask and a dark green jacket with the sleeves rolled up. Amidst the glamorous attire, Su Su focused on putting on make-up for the artists under her, showing a unique sense of sophistication.

Yu Duo's fingers can only be captured under the camera. His eyes staring intently at the screen reveal a sense of fortitude that is not in his daily life. The rhythmic keyboard tapping makes people can't help but get excited.

The camera shot of Gong Xichuan is very quiet. In a room filled with books on all sides, he rests his fingers on the pages of the book and fixes it for a short while. With the other hand, he writes a series of beautiful cursive script.

The first four short clips made everyone scream, and the barrage was full of "I can!" irrespective of gender.

Only Lu Bo, his career introduction video only broadcast a video of his sleep aid, only a pair of hands and props appeared on the stage, through the tape recorder and headset, the sound is analyzed so that it fits the ear better unexpectedly.

The barrage here is extremely quiet, followed by a linear decrease in the number of viewers.The program team learned about the situation after urgent investigation:

Some of the audience got sleepy and went to sleep.

The other part was not too sleepy, but turned to Lu Bo's video to watch.

Program group: Lu Bo killed me!

The content of the pilot film was not long. After the recording was completed, the director indicated that everyone could move freely, and the film crew also left the scene.

Only the guests participating in the show and the camera placed in the corner are left in the room, and the post-director team will choose the required shots by themselves.

Everyone carried their luggage to the room, Yu Duo habitually walked last, but bumped into Dongfang Ling who deliberately slowed down.

"What's the matter?" Yu Duo asked in surprise, with a smile attached.

Seeing this smile, Dongfang Ling frowned and turned off Yu Duo and his own microphones, directly telling the director team not to take this part in the film: "You are very strange today."

"What's wrong?" Facing Dongfang Ling who was frowning at him, Yu Duo couldn't help being nervous.

Dongfang Ling said affirmatively, "You've been laughing all the time today, it's not right."

Whether it's the self-introduction in an awkward situation, or the smile when I bumped into myself just now, it's very uncomfortable.If he really smiled calmly, Dongfang Ling would still feel that Yu Duo has grown up.

But those laughs are not so good.

Yu Duo was a little surprised: "You found out?" He was surprised that Dongfang Ling was the first to discover his abnormality among all the people.

But at the same time, I couldn't help but feel a sense of pleasure.

"Because you acted too strange." Dongfang Ling only felt that Yu Duo was too strange, but didn't think about why he was the only one who felt it was obvious.

"Because this time I was assigned a person who likes to laugh. If I don't laugh often, I will feel like someone is scratching the soles of my feet, and then I can't help but laugh." Yu Duo explained.

Seeing Dongfang Ling's expression that he was sure that there was something wrong with him, Yu Duo couldn't help but bend his eyes slightly, his smile was not obvious, and there was a star-like sparkle in his slightly closed eyes.

Inexplicably, Dongfang Ling couldn't tell whether Yu Duo's smile was real or not. This expression was so strange that it didn't seem like the expression Yu Duo would show.

The director team who found out that they had lost their voice was so angry that they beat the window outside the house to signal them to put on their headsets: "The show will only shoot some of your interactions, and you turned off the microphone for me, so what should I shoot?!"

Dongfang Ling, who hated being controlled by others, gave a "tsk", and after taking the Mai, he thought about it and then gave a heavy "tsk" to Mai.

Then he heard Yu Duo laughing out of breath.

It's like uncontrollable joy, with the pampering of watching children play tricks.

Dongfang Ling turned to look at him vigilantly: "Are you laughing at me?"

Yu Duo was still as gentle as usual, shaking his head innocently: "I'm not laughing at you, the system scratched me."

The author has something to say: The number of words broadcast in this issue:

"Strange People", as a variety show that has been recorded to the fourth season, still has a certain popularity. Under the banner of having no real record of the script, the show puts amateurs who are not very good at hiding themselves under the camera. Together, each season can bloom a different kind of spark.

After all, the male and female guests participating in the program are all outstanding in their respective industries, more or less have skills that are different from ordinary people and...high self-esteem.

In the first season of the program, the open and secret struggles among the male guests gave many scheming screenwriters inspiration.In the second season, because of the presence of a sales elite, the amount of advertising soared.None of the guests in the third season can cook, and the fun for the audience is to see what strange recipes appear every day.

Everyone is looking forward to what the fourth season will produce

[Please, I want to see the elites fall in love. 】

[Really, I always thought that this show should have a love line since the first season, but up to now, I'm out of order, and this show hasn't produced a couple yet! 】

[I am different from you, our dormitory has already opened to guess occupations. 】

[Macau international online casino has opened, guess what new jobs will be available this time. 】

[It's started, it's started, it's started]

[I'm in a hurry, I'm in a hurry, I'm in a hurry! 】

When Lu Bo appeared on the stage, the barrage habitually began to exaggerate his appearance until he started to solve the problem.

[Hey, brother, listen to my advice, you got a question wrong! !Go back and check it out! 】

[Why would someone come on the show to do the questions? !Isn't this guy selling textbooks? 】

[I paused the screenshot and calculated it. Obviously the answers to other questions are all integers. Why is there a calculation with a decimal point? ?I am so uncomfortable! ! ! 】

[Dude in front, you calculated too fast, right? 】

When Gong Xichuan appeared in the camera, there was a burst of "I can!" in the barrage, and of course there were some viewers with their own pink filters.

【This male guest is too handsome】

[Brother Mathematics' eyes lit up when he saw brother Gao Leng!It looks like a puppy hook! 】

[Cute, I want to... rua! 】

【brother! !I didn't tell you! !You did that question wrong, look, the new brother checked your homework! !It's not shameful now! 】

【Hey, he even threw the paper at the other party. 】

When Su Su appeared on the stage, the attitude of the bullet screen was reversed, which was almost the same as the reaction of the ladies and sisters in the director's room.Afterwards, the barrage gradually tended to a stable number until the next link came.

When everyone showed their paintings, the audience watching the recording began to guess.

[Miss should be a makeup artist, right? 】

[Miss Su Su seriously paints the trademark on the cosmetics too realistically. It doesn’t matter whether the lipstick shape is standard or not. The point is that the logo can’t be painted like a pirated version hahahahahaha]

[Yu Duowen is gentle, I thought he was an animal breeder, but he actually drew a computer, is he a programmer from the herbivorous department? 】

[I translated the names of these books that Lao Gong wrote on the cover: Me and Mr. Pierce, Kitagawa, Huancheng, and the back view you don’t know]

[Holy shit, a little overwhelmed by the sun]

[Worship the great god in front! ! ! 】

【I like you... Oh my god, I thought Gong Xichuan looked cold, but it turned out to be so romantic...】

[My mother asked me why I was crying so loudly, and I said it was because I was broken in love]

[I thought it would finally be a love variety show, but Gong Xichuan must have a crush, right?It is estimated that it will not develop in variety shows]

[I picked a lemon, and the saliva flowed out of my eyes 555]

[Looking at Lu Bo's paintings, I feel very kind, this is the only level I can catch up to hahaha]

When Lu Bo conjectured about Dongfang Ling's career, the entire screen was filled with hahahahahaha.

From the moment of playing everyone’s professional short video until Lu Bo’s video appeared, the style of barrage is very uniform:

【Ahhhhhhh so handsome!I'm gone]

[Miss Sister is so sassy!I can! ! 】

[I originally thought Su Su was such a white girl, but she actually wanted to trick me into calling her husband? 】

[Yu Duo's game-playing eyes make my legs go limp, brother look at me, sister's life will be given to you! ! 】

【Yes!Sisters in front, I understand you!The one who is usually gentle and gentle, but the one who plays games is fierce and sharp, ah, this kind of contrast, I am dead]

【coach! !I want online dating! 】

[Coach: What are you forcing? I'm waiting in line here. I have to queue up for a game leveling appointment. It's too difficult.]

[Hahaha brother in front, I have the number in front here, do you want it? 】

【Crackdown on scalpers, start with you and me】

When Lu Bo's video was played, the scene gradually quieted down.

[Don't say it, it's strange to hear]

【Ah ~ don't stop】

[It's really...it's...a little...hypnotizing...]

【I originally closed my eyes, but unfortunately, when I thought of the face painted by Lu Bo, I was awakened by the ugliness. 】

[I'm different, thinking of that dead face, I can't help but sleep more peacefully]

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Because I am afraid that everyone will not be able to imagine the sleep aid video, I wrote it in a little more detail.So I added some words in the back. In addition, I opened a very Marysu cheat for Lu Bo, did you find out! !

That's a great sleep aid x

Dbq, I just didn't pursue it so much, this is already the biggest cheat I can get.

Moreover, this cheat is actually useless, and it also affects the ratings. It just proves that Lu Bo is super awesome in this line of work.

And if you are interested in sleep aid videos, I recommend you to go to station B to search: Zeitgeist, PPOMO, Uncle De, you may not be able to find ASMR directly, because many people use this to engage in soft pornography, so they are banned .