Everyone is ancient

When Su Su was struggling with his unfavorable start, Lu Bo had been running for a week.

Gong Xichuan was also very surprised, after all, he had already thought up the reason for Lu Bo to be lazy.

The first day after running: My legs are so sore that I can't lift them up, I'll run again tomorrow.

The day after running: My legs are still uncomfortable, I must run tomorrow.

The third day after running: Today's weather is neither cold nor hot. It is too comfortable to run, and it does not achieve the purpose of tempering one's will at all.

The fourth day after running: My dead grandfather gave me a dream last night, saying that I should not run today, otherwise I would fall easily.If you accidentally hurt your knee, all your efforts will be wasted.

These are all excuses that Lu Bo used before.

Lu Bo, who had barely managed to run 500 meters, bent over and supported his knees, panting, and when he looked up, he saw Gong Xichuan showing a puzzled expression.

"You, what's the matter? Can't solve the math problem?" Lu Bo asked, picked up the water that was put aside and gulped it down, because the plastic bottle that was sucked up was struggling desperately because of drinking too much water.

After Lu Bo let out his mouth, the beverage bottle made a "boom".

Gong Xichuan shook his head, wondering how someone could be so energetic even after drinking a bottle of water.

"Then why do you look puzzled?" Lu Bo asked with his head tilted.

Gong Xichuan: "I thought you couldn't hold on."

Lu Bo showed a look of resentment because of being looked down upon and demoted: "You don't even know how terrible things a person will do to get out of the single after being single for a long time!"

Gong Xichuan motioned him to give an example with his eyes.

Lu Bo thought for a while: "Do you know who is the first single dog recorded in historical records?"

On the one hand, Gong Xichuan was speechless about the strange cold knowledge that Lu Bo had mastered, and on the other hand, he couldn't help thinking about it, but the answer to this kind of question was of course unsolvable.

Lu Bo continued, "It's Pangu."

Gong Xichuan:? ? ?

Lu Bo is serious: "Pangu opened the world, and he is the only one in the entire prehistoric continent. If he is not single, who is single? According to the history, he is the ancestor of all living beings, so the single gene is engraved deep in the soul of each of us." .”

As he talked, Lu Bo also realized that he was digressing: "Because being single was too lonely, Pangu devoted himself to the wilderness and formed the Great Desolate Continent. You have heard the story. Because he was single, he even created a new world. In contrast, I insist on running Isn't it a little less surprising?"

Gong Xichuan didn't know what kind of expression to make for a moment.

On the way back, Lu Bo shook his arm: "I can basically run down [-], work and rest, take a day off tomorrow."

Hearing this, Gong Xichuan felt that the development of the plot was very familiar, and he even wondered what excuse Lu Bo would use to be lazy the day after tomorrow.

Unfortunately, the day after tomorrow, Lu Bo kept his promise and reappeared on the playground.

Gong Xichuan was inexplicably disappointed: he felt that he had lost an interesting excuse.

On the other side, Yu Duo was playing games silently in the dormitory with earphones, and a newcomer was chattering endlessly in the earphones.

"Small, why don't you talk." The person on the other end of the earphone asked, it was a male voice that sounded a little cute.

Yu Duo glanced at the dormitory, Dongfang Ling was lowering his head, not knowing what he was busy with, and Dongfang Ling's two younger brothers were laying on the bed and playing with their mobile phones without any gesture.

After making sure that what he said at this time would not disturb others, Yu Duo responded briefly by turning on the microphone: "Speak, I'll listen."

On the one hand, I am afraid that talking too much will expose my boredom, and on the other hand, I am worried that it will affect others.

Yu Duo is always cautious in public places where there is a second person.

Dongfang Ling, who was watching the chat room and was trying to join in, heard Yu Duo's deliberately lowered voice—slightly lower than usual, with an inexplicable magnetism.

Dongfang Ling looked away in disdain. He thought Yu Duo was honest, but he turned out to be a wimpy one, and would talk with his voice down to seduce people.

Suddenly, Dongfang Ling said: "Yu Duo, pour me a glass of water."

Yu Duo said to the people in the game to wait a moment, helped Dongfang Ling pour a glass of water, and looked at Dongfang Ling with some concern: "Are you feeling unwell? It sounds like your voice is a little hoarse?"

Dongfang Ling, who spoke with his voice pressed down: ... Wasn't my king's voice not magnetic enough just now? ?

Inexplicably feeling that he had lost, Dongfang Ling took the water from Yu Duo's hand angrily: "You don't care."

The two dog-legged younger brothers don't remember to eat but don't remember to beat them. Seeing that Yu Duo was being attacked by the boss, he thought of taking the opportunity to step on it to express his opinion to the boss.

It's just that they just said arrogantly, "Pour me a glass of water too", when Dongfang Ling looked at the trash:

"Who allowed you to command him?"

No matter how useless Yu Duo looks, that is also the person who is doing the task with him, let alone one country.People from these two dependent countries in the dormitory dare to bully the citizens of this dynasty, who gave them the courage?

What is it like to be trampled on the face by a size 42 high-heeled shoe?

The sky is dark, and I feel that my face is not as long as those feet.

The feeling of hopelessness in the dark was still imprinted in the hearts of the roommates in the dependent country. They bowed their heads in silence and quietly closed their bed curtains.

Dongfang Ling looked at Yu Duo bitterly.

Yu Duo didn't know that the reason for Dongfang Ling's anger was actually: he unilaterally announced the launch of a masculine charm war, and unilaterally declared a failure.

He thought Dongfang Ling was disappointed because of his incompetence in resistance.

When Dongfang Ling spoke out to protect her, Yu Duo's heartbeat went awry for a moment.And it was this confusion that made Yu Duo, who realized that Dongfang Ling might be disappointed in him, feel even more disappointed than usual.

He also wanted to be a little braver, at least not to make Dongfang Ling feel that he was really worthless.

Dongfang Ling, who turned his attention back to the group chat in the chat room, didn't know what Yu Duo was thinking, he only vaguely admired the girls of this era.

In the process of chatting in the chat room, sometimes comment on the current social hot spots.

Although this kind of discussion seems a little immature to Dongfang Ling, but recalling the topic of rouge and gouache discussed by the noble lady in the previous life, it is already very insightful.

Occasionally, someone will show the number of kilometers traveled on the treadmill today, full of vigor that boudoir women do not have.

The people in the chat room today are discussing the female role in the cultural form of animation, which surprised Dongfang Ling the most.

Although he couldn't appreciate this kind of strange picture with big eyes, everyone in the chat room actually praised the female characters in the animation calmly, without hesitation in their compliments.

This kind of gesture of mutual appreciation and no jealousy between women is rarely achieved by women in Beijing who have been raised as housewives since childhood.

Not to mention that all the girls in the group are straightforward, and they will speak out whether they are good or bad. Sometimes wearing a skirt is not good-looking by others, and they will only send a few QWQ emoticons aggrieved, and never get angry. Will not hold grudges.

Dongfang Ling sometimes admires the education methods of this era, which can teach women so magnificently and excellently.

He wouldn't mind developing a confidante given the chance.