The deity is not happy

"Maomao! Sign it for me! I'm looking forward to your new book!" The book signing ceremony came to the end, and Mao Zhizhang's hand was almost scrapped before it finally ended.

He showed a perfect smile: "Thank you everyone!"

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw two people walking by.

Can not help but slightly stunned.

They were two men, wearing identical white sweaters, with a brown and black bear cub tattooed on them.There is also a pair of letters under the bear's feet: love.

This is actually a couple shirt, or two big men wearing it together!

The man on the left has long black hair tied behind his back. Although he has long hair comparable to a woman's, he still doesn't have the slightest femininity in his whole body. His face is cold and elegant, even in cute clothes Bear sweater, the whole person still interprets elegance and handsomeness to the extreme.

The appearance of the person on the right is even more stunning. He also has long black hair, but he has a different style from his companion. When seeing him, only one word will flash in his mind, strange.His eyes were actually ice green, could it be that he was of mixed race?

Undoubtedly, these are two men with the same appearance, figure and temperament. Of course, their clothes are not surprising in the crowd. The reason why they can attract Mao Zhizhang's attention is because he feels that the two men are born with a similar appearance. They all look familiar.

Where has he seen it?

Is it a star?

But it's impossible for celebrities to walk down the street holding hands so blatantly.

In fact, seeing two men behaving intimately, most people will be curious first, and some people will even be disgusted.

But Mao Zhizhang thought it was very normal, because he was originally... huh?What was he originally?

I don't know, I have no impression at all.

While he was in a daze, those two people had already passed in front of him.

"Nuo Nuo, are you thirsty, shall we buy some cones?"

Luo Xinglei held Master's hand and asked happily.

Since coming here, he never called Pei Nuo a master again.

It's too strange to be called Master here, isn't it?

The most important thing is that he has another good opportunity to call Shizun Nuo Nuo Nuo, Xiao Nuo, Nuo, Nuo, Baby Nuo.

"I want to eat strawberry-flavored cones!" Master asked, and after he came here, he quickly fell in love with strawberry-flavored cones!

Luo Xinglei got the order, and immediately ran over to buy two strawberry flavored cones for Pei Nuo.

Now that the weather is getting colder, there is no one queuing up in front of the cone cart, and we got it quickly.

The little girl who sold the cones was first blinded by Luo Luo's peerless beauty, then she made the cones quickly, handed them over, and asked, "Sell it to your girlfriend?"

"No, it's a boyfriend!" Luo Luo corrected him solemnly.

While licking the cone, Pei Nuo felt the refreshing sweetness penetrate into his heart, and then he did not forget to correct his apprentice's wrong name: "Don't call me Nuonuo, this name is disgusting."

"Then, Nuo... Nuo'er?" Luo Xinglei looked at his master with a sweet expression on his face. He didn't care where he was going or what he was doing, as long as he could be with his master, he could do anything. is happiness.

He specially pestered his master who was busy with the war to come here to play, just to find a place where no one knew him and his master, just for the sake of the world of two people.

Emperor Zun smiled, glanced at him, and said: "These names are against the rules. If you really don't want to call me Shizun, you can call me, husband."

Lolo: "..."

He has traveled to many places during his time as the boss, and he knows more about the new things here than his master.

But why did Master adapt so quickly?

"Come on, call your husband and listen." Master urged.

Luo Xinglei's face turned red, and he hummed twice, sounding like a mosquito.

With the master's hearing ability, he didn't even hear what he said.

"What are you talking about?" Master approached him and continued joking.

Luo Xinglei suddenly approached his ear, kissed his left cheek heavily, and then quickly ran away before the master got angry.

Only a string of laughter remained.

"You..." Emperor Zun looked at the Luo bitch who acted recklessly, and felt angry and funny.

The two of them are used to doing whatever they want, and they both feel that this is nothing at all.

As a result, they were unanimously squinted by all the staff.

Everyone stared at them blankly.

Complex eyes.

please!This is a public place, can you two restrain yourself?

What is this doing?

Two big men kiss me and I kiss you in broad daylight, don't you know it's embarrassing?

Emperor Zun's answer is: Of course I don't know.

They were originally here to play, and when they came to these worlds, they were just passers-by, just go after looking, why should they care what these ants think?

Since we are here to travel, of course we need to find attractions.

Luo Luo flipped through the newly purchased map.

"Master, there is Luofeng Mountain near here. It is said that the maple leaves on the mountain are so red that it is dazzling. Do you want to go and see it?"

"Okay." Master smiled dotingly at him. They are used to seeing fairyland mountains and rivers, and it is also very good to see the ordinary beauty of the mortal world. The most important thing is the most ordinary happiness that lies between them.

Master looked at the location on the map, pulled Luo Xinglei's hand and wanted to fly.

In the end, Luo Xinglei, who still had some common sense, stopped him immediately: "Master, you can't fly around now, if you are found, you will be shot down by missiles!"

In fact, being hit by missiles is nothing, but it caused world turmoil, how can they play?

"Okay." The master said in a muffled voice, he couldn't fly casually, it was really uncomfortable.

"Then how do you go?"

"Let's take a taxi." Luo Xinglei could only mention this plan.

He looked at the surrounding environment again, and pondered: "It seems difficult to get a taxi here, we should go to the opposite side..."

"Then let's go!" Emperor Zun let go of his hand, and walked to the opposite side first.

"No, Master is at a red light now..." Luo Xinglei's face changed, and before he could make a sound to remind him, he saw that Pei Nuo was already walking towards the middle of the road with his long legs, and a car was speeding past.

It’s over.

Luoluo's face was ashen, waiting to see the car hit Shizun's body and was blown out by the rebounding force, destroying the car and killing everyone.

As it turned out, the driver of that car seemed to have extremely high professionalism. Even though Pei Nuo rushed out suddenly, he still stopped the car in time at a critical moment.

Luo Luo hurriedly ran out.

"Do you want to die? What are you doing on the road?" The driver, who almost killed someone and was in lingering fear, naturally had no good face and cursed out of nowhere.

Master, who didn't know the traffic rules, his face darkened, and he was about to explode.

Suddenly a voice came from the car: "Old Feng, what's wrong?"

The driver turned his head and reported respectfully: "Boss, there was a passerby who was crossing the road and was almost hit by me."

The voice turned to criticize Pei Nuo: "Oh, look, you can't do this. Life is given by our parents, we should cherish it. Although it is said that you will be a good man again in 18 years, if you are killed here Not only is it difficult for Lao Feng, but it is also difficult for me, your relatives are even more painful. Why bother? But I still appreciate your courage to cross the road, just be careful in the future..."

The unfamiliar voice, combined with this very familiar long-winded style of talking about trifles for a long time without getting to the point, makes people want to beat him to death.

Emperor Zun: "..."

Lolo: "..."

Both of them froze there, and the voice was still rambling and saying: "Speaking of which, you are not professional to touch porcelain, you deliberately hit my car, and said that we should pay for the injury or something, don't be stupid, I I won’t eat your set!”

Master gritted his teeth: "Come down!"

"What's the matter? Want to be provocative?" The voice suddenly became dissatisfied: "Watch me clean you up!"

Unexpectedly, under Pei Nuo's order, he got out of the car regardless of the bodyguards and driver around him.

then……

"Huh? Master!"

"Lolo!"

That's right, I've been rambling on about this for a long time. She has short black hair, a 1.8-meter tall head, a wasp waist, a brand-name suit and a honey-colored skin, and the domineering president's aura is written all over her body. Pei Nuo's long-time cutie!

The cutie rubbed her eyes, with an expression of disbelief, she muttered to herself: "I'm not dreaming, am I? I actually saw the master and Luo Luo appear in front of me!"

Pei Nuo waved to him: "Come here!"

The little cutie's eyes turned red.

How long, how long, how long has not been thrown into the arms of the master.

Since leaving his master and returning home, he has regretted it countless times, but in fact it's better than his master.

Only the master is good in the world.

All the grievances during this period came to my heart, and the cutie rushed towards Pei Nuo.

Pei Nuo sighed, and also opened his arms to welcome him.

however……

"Lolo! It's great to see you!" The little cutie hugged Luoluo in her arms.

It's better for Luo Luo, the master doesn't give hugs at all.

The corners of Luo Xinglei's lips were stiff. Seeing this little cutie who was an eyesore, he really wanted to strangle him to death in his arms.

Why did you come out again!

He managed to find a clean place without Ye Weiran and Jiang Lan, just him and the master, but there was this one!

Ma Dan might as well have Ye Weiran!

"What are you doing?" The little cutie had just hugged the limp Lolo, when Pei Nuo pulled her out from behind. His voice was also gloomy: "Don't touch him."