Husband and wife both hook their souls

The underworld and hell are divided into ten halls, and each of the ten halls is in charge of different punishments. The detained souls are sent to different purgatory to receive punishments according to the good and evil in life.

The crimes He Mao committed during his lifetime belonged to the category of adultery. According to the "Law of the Underworld", he would first be judged by King Yama of the Fifth Hall. After the charges were established, he would be escorted to the Stripping Pavilion of the King of Chujiang in the Second Hall for adultery. Sentenced in the ice hell.The four ghosts arrested He Mao and came to Jiulun Palace again.

In Senluo's treacherous Jiulun Palace, ghost fires are burning on both sides of the lobby, clearly showing the terrifying appearance of all the ghost officials in the palace with their green faces and fangs.

He Mao had never seen such a battle before, his legs and feet were so frightened that he knelt on the ground and shook like chaff.

The sleepy bug created a big snot bubble in Yama's nostril, which hung indecently between Yama's nostril and beard.King Yama's official hat was tilted to cover his head and face, and he was dreaming like thunder, unaware that a new ghost had just been arrested in the palace.

Judge Cui saw that King Yama's sleeping state was extremely indecent, so he quickly cleared his throat and called out, "King Yama, the ghost is here."

I don't know if Judge Cui's voice was softer, or because the sleepy man was hypnotizing too hard, but King Yama didn't respond, and he was still sleeping like a dead pig.

Judge Cui had no choice but to increase his volume and shout: "King Yama... there is a ghost!"

King Yan Luo jumped up from the chair suddenly, and asked with a pair of round eyes in horror: "Ah! Is there a ghost? Where is the ghost? Ghost..."

After seeing the surrounding situation clearly, King Yama knew that he had lost his composure, so he hurriedly pulled out the sleepy bugs in his nostrils and stuffed them into the bug box, straightened his clothes, sat up straight, cleared his throat, and asked routinely: "Cough! What the hell is kneeling down?"

"He... He Mao."

He Mao secretly raised his head to take a look, and was instantly stunned by Yama's fierce appearance.Although he was already a dead ghost, at this moment he felt as if he was about to die again.

After hearing He Mao's reply, King Yan Luo couldn't help being furious and said, "This king asked your name, but didn't ask where you are from!"

"The younger one is He Mao."

"Bold!"

What the hell is this motherfucker?Why can't you understand nonsense?King Yan Luo was so angry that he slammed the table and shouted: "You don't even know where you are, how dare you ask me?"

He Mao was so frightened that he wet his crotch and hated his parents from the bottom of his heart. Why didn't he discuss with him when naming him?To give him such an annoying name.First, Manzhu insulted him, "The monk gave birth to hair", and now he was scolded by the King of Hades as "Where is the hairy hair".He Mao didn't dare to make a sound anymore, only lying on the ground trembling in panic.

At first, Judge Cui thought that King Yama was confused because he didn't wake up, but when he heard the second sentence, he knew that King Yama was confused, so he quickly whispered in his ear and reminded: "Wrong, King Yama made a mistake, he said His surname is He Mao, not He Fangguimao."

Yama's face turned from black and red to dark green in an instant, what the hell name is your mother's name, it makes him, the majestic King Yama of the Five Palaces of the Underworld, very angry.

King Yan Luo stared at He Mao angrily, and searched for words to help him step down.

"He Mao, right? You're guilty!"

He Mao kowtowed like pounding garlic, and replied in fear and trepidation: "Young plead guilty! I plead guilty!"

King Yan Luo saw that he was always in a state of trembling, and he seemed to be somewhat complacent. After all, he was the master of the five halls of the underworld, and he was at least one ghost above all ghosts. Even if he was embarrassed for a while, he was fine Daring to find fault with him, King Yan Luo resumed his seriousness and continued to ask: "He Mao, what crime did you commit?"

"The little ones are sick, and the little ones are lustful."

"Well, it's quite an honest confession."

No kid like He Mao dared to lie to him, Yan Luo Wang raised his eyebrows and glanced at Judge Cui who was next to the case, and ordered: "Xiao Cui, quickly report the information about this ghost."

A stack of life and death books are registered according to different states, counties and regions, so Judge Cui, who is especially dedicated, can always quickly find out the records of every living ghost.I took out the Lianzhou book and found He Yang Village, and saw He Mao's records within two pages.

Judge Cui held the book of life and death in his hand, and read aloud:

"He Mao, twenty years old, ancestral home in Heyang Village, Lianzhou, unfortunately reincarnated as a flower picker in his previous life, was reflected in evil in front of the evil mirror, and fell to his death on the ground under the railing of Zuiyun Tower in Lianzhou City."

An unlucky flower picker?Unlucky! ?What the hell kind of record is this?

King Yama stared at him, judge Cui must have been slack in his work, did not check the life and death book carefully, and gave birth to such an absurd fate, the flower picker still has an unfortunate reincarnation?

Judge Cui was wronged. This book of life and death has always been registered and recorded by himself according to the changes of souls. The truth of numbers?

But Yan Luo Dynasty was blowing his beard and staring at him, and Judge Cui was very unconvinced, so he took out two more books of life and death and looked through them.

These two books of life and death are registered in the records of Lianzhou City a hundred years ago and 200 years ago. Judge Cui wanted to check whether He Mao was registered as a flower picker who was unfortunately reincarnated. Could it be the previous life or the previous life? What is wrong with the fate of the two lives will bring about the result of unfortunate rebirth in this life.

As expected, after looking through the other two books of life and death, Judge Cui couldn't help snickering, just as King Yan Luo saw him, he raised his middle finger and knocked on the table twice, reprimanding him: "Little boy!" Cui, tell me what's going on?"

The smirk froze on his face for an instant, and Judge Cui looked up and glanced around, seeing all the ghosts staring at him waiting for him to announce the inspection results.But the absurd result he found is absolutely not daring to let the ghosts know.

Judge Cui approached Yan Luo Wang, carefully bowed his body and lowered his head, and whispered into Yan Luo Wang's ear, "Yan Luo Wang, don't you remember what this is?"

Judge Cui asked nonsense, Yan Luo Wang couldn't help turning his face and glanced at him in surprise, the number of imps he interrogates every day is countless, how can he remember such a mere one?But seeing Judge Cui's performance of being cautious, King Yama guessed that there must be something hidden in this matter.

Yan Luo Wang shook his head to express that he had no impression, and Judge Cui whispered in his ear and asked:

"Then do you still remember that once when you were inspecting the Seven Little Hells, you stepped on a ghost's intestines?"

Hearing this, King Yama's face turned green like a mung bean fly.How could he not remember the crimes he committed in those years!

I don’t know what kind of southeast wind was in my head that day, and I went to inspect the work on a whim. When King Yama pretended to go around to the Seven Little Hells, he was pacing so arrogantly with his nostrils facing the sky that he couldn’t see the ground at all.

Suddenly, unfortunately, I stepped on a slippery stick under my feet, like stepping on a banana without the skin, and at the same time heard a miserable ghost cry, "Woooo...ah...ah..."

King Yama was startled and frightened, his fat body couldn't stand upright, he staggered a few steps forward, and fell to the ground with a bang.

The ghost soldiers in the Seven Little Hells were busy cutting their stomachs and intestines, when they suddenly saw King Yama fell to the ground in a sprawled state, they were so frightened that they knelt down and bowed their heads, not daring to look directly at King Yama's embarrassing appearance.

Yan Luo Wang got up angrily and looked down, only to see a piece of white fat stained on his heel, he couldn't help but angrily said: "Whose intestines?"

Hearing Yama's scolding, all the ghost soldiers hurriedly raised their heads and searched carefully.After a while, the ghost warden of the Seven Little Hells rushed over tremblingly and said, "I...report to King Yama, it's the intestines of a little ghost named He Mao."

King Yan Luo glared at his ghostly eyes angrily and scolded, "Are his intestines very long? Why are they throwing them around!"

The ghost jailer seemed to be submissive, but he didn't know how to respond. King Yan Luo became even more angry, kicked the ghost prisoner, and ordered him to answer quickly.

The Ghost Prison Secretary replied without tears:

"To King Yama, on the contrary, this He Mao's intestines are actually extremely short, so his penis is almost gone. He didn't do his best in the previous two lives, and now you have stepped on a part of him. I'm afraid... I'm afraid If you are reincarnated into a human being, the bottom will become a hole..."

Hearing the ghost prisoner's reply, Yan Luo Wang's face was paralyzed instantly, and he lost the ferocity he had just now. Although he was embarrassed when he was stumbled just now, it wouldn't let him win the sex life of the next life. Compensation!

Thinking of this, Yan Luo Wang rolled his eyes, waved to the prisoner ghost, beckoned him to approach, and asked in a low voice, "Are there any extra intestines in the prison?"

Hearing the words, the ghost jailer was taken aback, but he didn't dare to disobey King Yama's order, so he hurriedly replied: "Yes, yes! A ghost was cut and killed not long ago. What do you mean to give the intestines of that ghost to this He Mao?" Connect?"

Yan Luowang coughed twice to remind the ghost jailer that since he understood it, there is no need to say it again.But the Ghost Prison Officer felt that something was wrong, so he couldn't help reminding King Yama: "But... King Yama, the one that was cut off is a big pervert, and that intestine is a pair of flowery intestines..."

King Yan Luo blew his beard and stared angrily, and scolded in a low voice:

"You don't care what kind of intestines he has, connect him first! Isn't it not long enough in the previous two lives? Then connect him with long ones and let him enjoy the beauty of being a man in the first life!"

The ghost jailer hurriedly nodded to express his obedience. King Yan Luo took a peek at He Mao who was lying on the ground not far away, screaming in pain, rubbed his face in embarrassment, turned around and prepared to leave, suddenly thought of something, and whispered to the ghost prison Si Dao: "I've picked it up for him, and when I send it to the Wheel-Turning King of the Ten Palaces for reincarnation, you must not mention this matter, and you are not allowed to tell any ghosts, otherwise you are the only one asking!"

"King Yama, please don't worry, the little ones don't dare, but the little ones understand!" The ghost jailer hurriedly swore.

King Yan Luo patted him on the shoulder in satisfaction, and then left.