Disaster for the country

In the 15th year of Jianyuan, the winter solstice, the sky was dark, and a ray of light tore through the sky and rushed in.

The gauze in front of Li Shanzan's eyes was removed, and he got used to the light in front of him. Suddenly, the light was enveloped, and Xin Luoyi's handsome face came into view.

"Shan Zan, let's see if I've become handsome"

Handsome face, raised eyebrows, always smiling mouth... really handsome...

Pear Shanzan did not speak.

"Look, I knew it, I'm already so handsome that you can't even express it in words!" Xin Luoyi smiled loudly, triumphant.

The old imperial doctor in front of him put down the gauze, walked back and forth, and said to Xin Luoyi: "How many girls did I just count?"

Doctor Hu's girls are like the stars in the sky, they can never be counted clearly, but he still likes to count them, because if he doesn't count the girls, he will be lonely, and he doesn't know how to spend the rest of the time.

"250." Xin Luo said in succession.

"No, I obviously counted 250. No, I have to count again..."

The old imperial doctor counted and walked away, Li Shanzan looked at his back, his eyes were as clean as water, quietly watched the demented imperial doctor go away, his joys and sorrows were unclear.

"He is so good at medicine, why can't he cure... here (brain)?"

"He is rarely confused."

"It's obvious that I'm old and confused." Xin Luoyi said, then pulled Li Shanzhi, and said with a smile: "Shanzhi, I want you to take a good look at me, have I become handsome, have I fascinated you?"

Li Shanzan glanced at it coldly, but didn't speak, and finally said coldly: "Put your head down a little bit!"

Xin Luoyi lowered her head slightly, and then said: "I've been tired and paralyzed for the past few days, and I have a pimple on my face. You can ignore it..."

Who knew that Li Shanjian leaned forward and kissed his lips like a dragonfly on water...

That's Li Shanjian taking the initiative...to kiss him...

Xin Luoyi was petrified on the spot, and was completely stunned. Li Shanjian was so cold that he wouldn't bother to approach others, let alone kiss someone.

He looked at Li Shanzhi, who was calmly flipping through the scroll in his hand as if nothing had happened, as if he had just had a dream.

"Prince Pingxi's dinner." Li Shanzan handed him an invitation card.

After recovering from the indifferent aftertaste, Xin Luoyi sneered: "This old fox finally wants to take the initiative to find the main hall."

"I think he's trying to test you, because before you, you didn't show off the mountains and show off the water, but once the situation changes, you can't fathom it. He doesn't know how many cards we have, and we don't know whether he has kept the cards. How many hands, so this time it depends on who will show off first."

Xin Luoyi hugged Li Shanzhi from behind, resting her head on his shoulder, looking sweet, as if they came to Pingcheng for a real spring night, he smiled and said: "Shanzhi, you are so proactive"

Li Shanzan gave him a cold look.

Sometimes when Tao Jin sees Li Shanjian, he finds that there is no lack of desolation in him, and he becomes more and more arrogant, but occasionally, inadvertently, he reveals a little tenderness and happiness, which he has learned for Xin Luoyi. I learned tenderness, I learned to accommodate, I learned to smile, I learned to be emotional... I learned too much, I changed too much...

"Shanzhi, do you want to go out for a stroll? You were assassinated on the first day you came here, and you haven't had a good look at the scenery in the south of the Yangtze River, have you?" Xin Luoyi coaxed, "Let's go, go."

"Prince Pingxi's dinner..."

"Let him wait." After Xin Luoyi finished speaking, she took Li Shanjian and walked out of the door. There is no difference between Jiangnan and Kyoto in winter. They are all yellow leaves and foggy, but there are more women in Jiangnan. Silk graceful.

There are a lot of items on the street, but Jiangnan is Jiangnan. Even though it is so prosperous, it is still a little less luxurious than Kyoto. When they were shopping happily, a painter from a flower stall suddenly ran over and stopped Xin Luoyi and Li. fir tree.

The painter said to Li Shanjian and Xin Luoyi with a flattering and flattering face: "When I saw the two of you walking side by side, I was astonished and touched, so I drew a picture for the two of you." , I hope you two can accept it."

This kind of thing is commonplace in Kyoto. Xin Luoyi often strolls on the streets. Many painters watch the handsome men and women meet on both sides of the Qishui River to make a painting, and then ask them for silver taels when the other party is the happiest.Generally, painters like to paint for couples, and nine times out of ten they can get rich rewards for painting for couples.

On that painting: there are two peerless men playing side by side, relaxed and freehand. Li Shanjian is walking, with brows like water, lips like a moon, and a fairy. Shan Zan, talking to him, his eyebrows were affectionate, his handsomeness caused a few ripples, while brushing the fine flowers from Li Shan Zan's hair with his hands.

Perfect and beautiful, pure and true.

Xin Luoyi took a look, the price of the thick ink and color is definitely not cheap, and the price of a painter like Jiangnan is even lower than that of Kyoto, damn it, the money was stolen from him, this painter doesn't know that Xin Luoyi is Blackmail people's ancestors.

"Is your painting unreal?" Xin Luoyi said.

"Why is it unreal? How similar, the two of you seem to have walked out of a painting."

"Draw me so handsome... don't, Shan Zan, let's go..." Xin Luoyi was about to leave, but the painter stopped Xin Luoyi and slapped her.

"Five cents? You should have said earlier..."

"My lord, look at this watercolor and ink, the price is very expensive... at least 50 taels..."

"Then don't want it, you can keep it!"

Xin Luoyi grabbed Li Shanzang and left, Li Shanzan asked suspiciously: "The painting is pretty good, why don't you like it?"

"You prodigal, 50 taels, the two of us can go to the west of the capital to eat a hundred drawers of buns." Xin Luoyi said.

Li Shanzan was speechless.

After walking for a while, Xin Luoyi suddenly leaned into Li Shanjian's ear and said, "I know magic."

When Li Shanzan's cold gaze came over, he smiled mysteriously.

Li Shanzhi continued to walk forward, Xin Luoyi held the painting scroll in his hand, and smiled: "Shanzhi, you are so beautiful, if this painting is passed down, how many people will commit suicide in shame and indignation in future generations, you said you look so beautiful How can others live with such beauty?"

Li Shanzan looked at the scroll: "When did you steal it?"

"What is stealing? This is originally mine. Didn't you see that I was painted on it?" In terms of unreasonableness, Xin Luoyi dared to recognize the first, and no one dared to recognize the second.

Li Shanyan smiled helplessly.

He should be speechless to Xin Luoyi at this time, he picked up the painting and looked at it, and said, "We are being followed!"

Xin Luoyi heard it, and said with a smile: "Pingxi Wang is full of food, let's visit ours, let him follow if he wants to."

Tired from shopping, Xin Luoyi dragged Li Shanzang to a nearby refreshment shop. The shop was buzzing with people coming and going. Luo Yi immediately became angry, propped his head in his hands, held a chopstick in his mouth, and smiled harmlessly at the shop assistant: "Isn't it pretty?"

The shop waiter quickly turned around, met Shang Xin Luoyi's gentle eyes, quickly added water, and remained silent.

"Look again, I gouged out your eyes!" Xin Luoyi suddenly said viciously, the waiter in the shop was so frightened that he threw the water away and ran away.

Li Shanjian silently poured Xin Luoyi a cup of tea as if nothing had happened, as if nothing had happened just now.

"Order so many refreshments, can you finish it?" Li Shanjian asked.

"A pupil, come out."

A werewolf boy jumped down from the roof, startling some of the guests. Seeing the colorful tea shop on the table, Atong jumped on the table suddenly, salivating.

"Stop." Xin Luoyi yelled, A Tong's hand that just touched the pastry immediately froze, only the saliva dripped down from the open bloody mouth, A Tong didn't know anything, only knew to eat, knew Protecting Xin Luoyi and knowing how to be grateful is the purest human heart.

Li Shanzhang glanced at Xin Luoyi coldly, and Xin Luoyi felt mischievous, looked at A Tong, and said with a smile: "Wash your hands before eating, have you washed your hands?"

A Tong listened, picked up the teapot on the table, poured water into his hands, and waved wildly, Xin Luoyi immediately ran away, the water splashed all over Li Shanzhi, Xin Luoyi pointed at Li Shanzhi and laughed, that kind of childish The laughter was accompanied by the pride of his successful prank.

Seeing Li Shanzan's appearance, he sat next to Li Shanzan, stretched out his hand to wipe the water off Li Shanzan's face, when Li Shanzan picked up the cake, the teacup on the table was crooked, the water spilled, just in time Sprinkling on Xin Luoyi's body, Li Shanjian smiled and said: "Sorry, I have always had eye problems, Your Highness Haihan."

Xin Luoyi gave Li Shanzan a white look: You are doing it too obviously on purpose.

As if nothing had happened, Li Shanjian pushed the tea to A Tong and said: "It's all yours, eat it..."

A Tong shyly grabbed the tea and stuffed it into her mouth.

At this time, a group of officers and soldiers roared past and ran towards the city gate. Xin Luoyi looked at it, hooked his fingers, and the waiter ran over covering his eyes.

Xin Luoyi asked: "What's going on? What are you sending so many officers for? Could it be that King Pingxi's sister-in-law ran away with someone?"

Turning his head, he looked at the waiter covering his eyes and asked, "What are you doing with your eyes covered?"

"The guest officer will stop digging my eyes"

Xin Luoyi looked at Li Shanzhi, Li Shanzhi was sullen, holding the cup vigorously, drinking tea calmly.

"I won't goug your eyes anymore, what are the officers and soldiers doing in this team?" Xin Luoyi asked.

"Your Majesty rejected all the requests of our King Pingxi. No, is there a prince still in our Pingcheng? The prince asked to seal the city gate to prevent the prince from escaping."

"You look very proud, isn't King Pingxi admirable to you?" Li Shanzhi asked.

"Of course, King Pingxi is our god. Because of him, we can live a good life. As long as the prince needs it, we will die for him. What is that prince? Overcome our lord... Let him be majestic for a few days, and when he has enough prestige, our lord will deal with him, no, our lord will start to deal with this ignorant prince."

Li Shanzan was silent, what a cohesive force, even a waiter in a tea shop could get excited when he heard the word Pingxi Wang, as if he was an ever-victorious general looking down on the battlefield. Admire.

"I don't want to poach your eyes now." Xin Luoyi said.

"Thank you, guest officer, thank you, guest officer...thank you..."

"I want to cut your tongue."

The waiter immediately covered his mouth.

"roll."

The waiter hurriedly ran away.

In the end, the price of the picture scroll by the banks of the Jiangnan Lake doubled by thousands of dollars after the "Disaster and Water Rebellion", and some people even gave away ten thousand dollars just to see the magnificence of the two people who caused the "Disaster and Water Rebellion" back then. Witnessing the demeanor of these two people back then, all the fakes of this painting alone were sold for tens of thousands of taels of silver. Along with this painting, Xin Luoyi's words "It's better not to meet the beauty of the city, Shan Zan smiled and the world fell."

Xin Luoyi also wanted to say that one person would drag the whole world into a catastrophe without hesitation. He was neither greedy nor ambitious. What he wanted was just one person.

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