Disaster for the country

"Luoyi, I'll be on the list right away. Don't deny it when the time comes." The luxurious man with a folding fan chuckled. On the folding fan was not a painting, but a couplet, and the couplet was quite elegant: money, beauty.

He seemed to remind Xin Luoyi intentionally that he was afraid that Xin Luoyi, a rascal, would deny his account. It is not unreasonable for Xin Luoyi to be the number one dude in the world. Just ignore him, because the moment he was born on the ground, his grandma died, and his father was going to execute him, but he was brought back by Chang Fengye, who belonged to Yeke, and he told the emperor, if this child is really an unknown person , he will kill him.Therefore, following a guy like Feng Ye who plays games in life, he also becomes a game in life.

A few days ago, Xin Luoyi hugged the beautiful woman Ling Yun Zhuangzhi with a flagon in his arms and said that he insisted on winning the number one beauty in the world. If he couldn't catch up, he would take off his clothes and run around the capital three times like a dog barking.As soon as this remark came out, several wine and meat friends immediately made a fuss, so they booked a top-level special room in the Zuixian Building opposite the Beauty Pavilion. Once the folk statistics list is released, it will be convenient to see it at the first time.

"Your Majesty the Fifth Prince, the list is released, it's out, this..." The young man ran out of breath, and before he could reach the stairs, he fell to the ground, and a thin piece of yellow paper fell to the ground. Wei Hengwen Look over with Xin Luoyi.

Wei Hengwen stopped holding the folding fan, Xin Luoyi thought he was dazzled, picked it up and saw that the first three words really shocked him.

Xin Luoyi immediately began to undress, Wei Hengwen immediately covered his chest with his hands, and asked, "What are you doing?"

Xin Luoyi made the expression of a strong man gone forever, and said: "Naked @浦呀. I am a man of faith."

Wei Hengwen was still in a state of bewilderment, flapping his folding fan, expressed his sympathy and grief to his drunken friend, and comforted him: "Luo Yi, this is the first time I've seen you accept your fate like this."

Xin Luoyi is very unwilling, he is the world's most rich dude, what absurd thing can't he do?I didn't expect to fall into the hands of a man now.Looking at the large characters of the culprit, Li Shanzhi, he gritted his teeth and shouted at Wei Hengwen: "Why didn't you tell me that men can also be on the list?"

"Your Highness, you have wronged my master. This is originally a folk statistic. In the past, women were on the list. It's just that a few days ago, Master Feng Yefeng said that beautiful things have no boundaries, and men should also be on the list." This is the reason why this new comprehensive list of beauties is created."

Xin Luo raised her forehead one after another: "That immortal Feng Ye, if it wasn't for the sake of saving my life, I really want to bury him alive."

Wei Hengwen said: "Luo Yi, you don't want to know who this Li Shanzang is?"

The servant immediately answered: "Master, this is the son of King Jiuxue. At the age of seven, he became famous all over the world because of His Majesty's words, 'The charming son of heaven, the gentleman of man', and was regarded as the 'Pearl of the Night' in the world."

Wei Hengwen slapped the boy on the head with a fan: "I want you to talk too much, but I don't care if you talk nonsense."

The little servant pouted: "I think you don't know, little one? After all, you are not from the same way."

Wei Hengwen: "Get lost!"

Wei Hengwen saw that Xin Luoyi had taken off his coat without saying a word, and his face was very sad, so he pushed him: "Hey, I was scared and stupid, didn't I just run naked? It's not like we haven't run before, why don't we Brother invites you to the Beauty Pavilion, it is said that there are two new girls, their breasts are as big as a hydrangea ball, if you touch it for a tael of silver, the feel, tsk tsk, this time I will let you touch it first..."

Xin Luoyi was puzzled, couldn't figure it out after much deliberation, and sighed: "Do you think that the surnamed Li used tricks this time? Think about him, a guy who shows his secrets, and he hasn't even seen a prodigal like us." Where did those people see him, and where did they know that he is more beautiful than the number one courtesan in the capital?"

"Where did I know, isn't he eating right across the attic? I heard that he often comes to Zuixianlou alone to eat, and it's just across the way. Here, see, it's in that very quiet room, where he almost A private room for one person. Take a gamble, if you dare to kick open his door, I will give you 1000 taels and call you uncle, if not, you can give me money and call me uncle, how about it?"

Xin Luoyi patted the table: "Remember to call me uncle."

Before Wei Hengwen had time to warn him that Li Shanzang is not easy to mess with, Xin Luoyi had already run to the opposite side and kicked open Li Shanzan's door.

Wei Hengwen saw it, it was broken, it was finished...

When Xin Luoyi kicked open the door, Li Shanjian was playing chess with himself, the crystal clear white piece hadn't landed yet, the bang made him startled, and he looked at the guy in front of him who was not good at drinking, The chess piece in his hand was clenched tightly, his eyes were as clear as water.

Xin Luoyi rubbed her eyes, and saw the person in front of her clearly. The delicate and exquisite face gradually became clear, just like a beautiful picture scroll, slowly outlining the beautiful lines amidst the colorful colors, becoming A peerless masterpiece, just such a painting... It looks like a heavenly man, like a banished fairy...

The cold eyebrows of Yuandai mountains condensed in the mist, the eyelashes outlined by the clear butterfly wings, the face formed by the continuous spring rain of drizzle...

At this moment, it seemed that all the compliments seemed pale and superfluous in front of him, and the spotless jade-colored robe fluttered and fell with the wind brought by the opening of the door. It was originally just a simple picture, but it was so beautiful and soul-stirring.

In his eyes, there was nothing.Between his brows, there is absolute loneliness.Originally, the color looks very monotonous, but it gives people a feeling of beauty, like a breathtaking flower soul...

"Luoyi!" Wei Hengwen shouted, the moment he saw Li Shanjian, he was also stunned, if he didn't often walk among the flowers, he must have thought that all the women in this world were superfluous.

Mother, there are really gods in this world...

Xin Luoyi immediately reacted, pushed Wei Hengwen, and pushed him out the door: "Your uncle, I told you to drink less, but you just didn't listen, and it's fine to smell of alcohol on me. Push me, let you push me, see if you push open the door of others..."

After pushing Wei Hengwen out, he himself slammed the door shut, shutting Wei Hengwen out, and then said to Li Shanzhi, whose face was as indifferent as water and as cold as plum, "I'm sorry, my friend has a little brain. Question, he was drunk and pushed me in accidentally, did he bother you?"

"Death, don't come back if you have the guts." Wei Hengwen yelled outside the door angrily.

Xin Luoyi touched her nose, as if looking at a beautiful object, her eyes were shining: "My name is Xin Luoyi..."

Before he could finish his sentence, Li Shanjian had already hit his face with a chess piece, and Xin Luoyi immediately dodged left and right: "Hey, it's the rules of the world, you can't hit someone in the face..."

Li Shanjian ignored him and continued to attack, Xin Luoyi immediately yelled: "I am the prince, if you kill me, you will destroy the entire family... Hey, did you hear me, I called someone... Molested... Somebody molested a peerless handsome man...Elder Prince Lishanyan molested an innocent and beautiful boy..."

Li Shanjian stopped, a murderous intent flashed in his deep and quiet eyes, his indifference and alienation were like splashes in a mirror, he changed a black chess piece at some point in his hand, he looked at the reckless guy in front of him, The voice was extremely cold: "Go out."

Xin Luoyi wiped the cold sweat off his brow, this guy was so ruthless that he didn't leave any room for him, fortunately he was good at kung fu, otherwise he would have gone to see Impermanence by now.

"If you tell me to go out, I'll go out. Isn't that embarrassing?" Xin Luoyi unceremoniously sat down beside the table, poured herself a glass of fine wine, and changed into a comfortable position, very comfortable She looked at Li Shanzhi intently: "Li Shanjian, that's a good name. Well, I don't think you're pretentious or pretentious. I want to make friends with you."

In fact, Xin Luoyi is thinking in his heart at the moment, this guy looks so good-looking without being pretentious or pretentious, I really want to fuck him...

"Get out." Li Shanjian continued, he didn't understand why this disheveled guy who smelled of alcohol wanted to rely on him, but his first impression of Xin Luoyi was extremely bad.

Xin Luoyi still smiled shamelessly: "Didn't you tell me that, if you tell me to go out, I will go out, that would be too embarrassing, I just want to be friends with you, not to fight Yes. Especially if you beat someone like you, I will feel bad."

"I don't need friends." Li Shanjian really didn't want to talk nonsense with this dude. He had heard about Xin Luoyi for a long time. The prince was kicked out of the palace from the moment he landed, and has been living in the director of the Yeke Department. Windy night's home.

The Night Guest Department is an organization that maintains the law and order of the imperial city at night, so it doesn't have to listen to anyone, it just needs to listen to the emperor.

"You don't need to be your business, it's fine if I need it." Xin Luoyi suddenly moved closer to Li Shanjian, put his arms around his waist as soon as he reached out, and grabbed the chess piece in his hand before it was launched. His coat had already been taken off, and he looked like a dandy, with a weird smile on his lips: "No. [-] in the world? Huh?" With her arms around her thin and flexible waist, the other hand touched Li Shanjian's face: "I deserve it, I really deserve it, stunning... really stunning..."

He was a little bit taller than Li Shanjian, and this posture was really awkward. Li Shanjian felt inexplicably insulted, and his body was full of blood. If he hadn't been haunted by nightmares and infected frequently these days Feng Han, Xin Luoyi had already died the moment he entered the door.

Xin Luoyi pressed Li Shanjian's head, just kissed like that, without leaving any room, her tongue tangled like silk, suddenly there was a pain on the tip of her tongue, and a pain on her face, Xin Luoyi hadn't recovered from the gentleness, Just being wiped by a chess piece.

Li Shanzhang broke free, wishing to kill this shameless guy, he drew out his sword and stabbed at him, Xin Luoyi didn't hide, the arrow pierced a long hole in his arm, and the dark red blood seeped out, seeping on the luxurious clothes , Just like a cuckoo weeping blood.

Xin Luoyi spat out a mouthful of blood, he felt a fishy sweet overflowing from his tongue at this moment, and realized that his tongue was broken, he looked at Li Shanjian calmly: "Did you bite it?"

"Shameless." Li Shanzan was about to draw his sword angrily.

Xin Luoyi immediately backed away for three minutes: "Don't recruit people. If you recruit people, I'll take off my pants. I'll see how you'll behave in the future. I don't have a good reputation, so it doesn't matter if it's even worse. It's just that , Shan Zan, you have a great reputation, so don't embarrass the Li family."

Li Shanjian ignored him and insisted on drawing his sword. Xin Luoyi dodged without rushing, and immediately shouted: "Murdered my husband... Someone is coming soon, someone murdered my husband..."

After saying this, he took off his clothes and trousers. When Li Shanjian saw Xin Luoyi naked, he immediately felt even more angry. He turned around and said angrily, "Go out." .”

"I have to put on my pants before going out. Otherwise, you know my reputation is not good. If you go out naked, others will think I have done something to you." Xin Luoyi said he was wearing clothes, but he sat naked in the room , Li Shanjian took a look, and said angrily: "Get out."

Xin Luoyi raised her trousers: "The trousers are torn, you stabbed them, Shan Yan, please help me find a pair of trousers."

Li Shanzan ignored him, opened the door and walked out by herself, this was a shame in Li Shanzan's life.

Wei Hengwen leaned against the stairs holding a fan and watched Li Shanjian walk down with a cold face, and immediately ran into the room in fright to see that Xin Luoyi was alive and well: "It's amazing that you can live... "

"That's natural. Who am I? I'm lucky. Go, find me a suit of clothes."

"What did he do to you? Even the clothes are torn?"

"I kissed him, it smells so good."

"Really? I'll try it some other day."

"If you dare, I'll cut your mouth." Xin Luoyi roared angrily.

"Can't you just tell me? Who is that, Ye Mingzhu of Daque, I'm afraid I'll be killed by him before I get close. You didn't die today, you really got shit luck, you didn't look at him That complexion is most likely due to a serious illness, otherwise you would have died long ago."

Wei Hengwen found a set of clothes for Xin Luoyi, and said anxiously: "You have to think clearly, the Li family has respected the king's life for generations. He is the companion of His Highness the Crown Prince, which means he is one of His Highness the Crown Prince's." Wei Hengwen felt that there was something wrong with what he said, and continued to change his words: "What I mean is that he may be loyal to His Highness the Crown Prince. It's the prince's aide, His Royal Highness is your eldest brother, if he knows that you are poaching his corner, he will have to find a way to kill you."

"Don't care what the prince is... the moment I saw him, it meant that he could only belong to me. I've decided to dig this corner. I remember that you still owe me 1000 taels of silver and call me uncle, right?"

Wei Hengwen rubbed his nose: "Are you stunned by Li Shanjian? How could I owe you money?...Come on, I will take you to touch your breasts, and you won't be confused after touching your breasts..."

The author has something to say:

Well, don't get me wrong, Xin Luoyi is Gong, this Gong is still just a dude...Every day I know how to eat, drink, play, and beauties...The first one to appear is Gong...

Xiaoshou read it like this: the second sound of Li Shanzhi (nan)