Darkest Action

[CP Chaos Stew in Small Theater]

After Master Feng held hands with Anshen Shiji, he called his younger brother and sister-in-law together, and gathered in his private cooking mansion for a family dinner.

After the meal, the boss claimed to have vacated the villa for two couples of CPs to stay overnight.

Unexpectedly, there was a sudden power outage at night, Meng Ju and Anshen each went to the wrong room and went to the wrong bed.

After the two couples found the wrong person in the small black room, they rushed out of the room one after another.

Master Feng asked Anshen: Baby, are you alright?

Anshen: ...uh, I kissed Xiao Rui.

Meng Ju: Ahhhh, kissed!

Master Feng: What? !I just touched Meng Ju once, and you actually kissed! (Swearing at the political commissar) She's your sister-in-law, you bastard!

Political Commissar: ...I haven't mentioned you yet, (turning to Bureau Meng) Meng Meng, how did he bully you?

Meng Ju: Touched me halfway, and I found something wrong, so I bit him right away!

Political Commissar: Ahem, don't use the word "bite" indiscriminately!

Anshen Hunaogong: You two should respect your brother when you speak, no big or small!

Master Feng pouted to soothe the nerves: My daughter-in-law still loves me!

Anshen: When I get back to my room, I'll chop off your hand again.

Master Feng: ...

Meng Ju: Qi Rui, you too are waiting to be ripped off.

political commissar:……

The power was restored, and the two pairs of CPs went back to their respective rooms, disinfected and poisoned each, and drove their respective cars.

[Small Theater Angel On Demand: CP Random Stew]

The Annei team in the southern district went out for a trip, and Wu Xia was in charge of booking the hotel. After looking at the CP form for this trip, she couldn't help feeling troubled and called Master Feng.

Wu Xia: Does Anshen live in a room with you, or with Tutu?

Master Feng: Stupid, don't you know how to book a family room?

At this time, Wu Xia received Anshen's WeChat.

Wu Xia: Uh... Master, Anshen said that he wants to share a room with me.He doesn't care how you sleep with the rabbit, just try to be quiet.

Master Feng: What's the matter with him sleeping with you? Has your mind become active again?Absolutely not!

Wu Xia: How about I book a family room for the political commissar and Bureau Meng, and let Anshen stay with them for a while.

Master Feng: Idiot!If he wants to sleep with you, it's probably because he hasn't given up on his ex. You still arranged him to go to Qi Rui's place, don't you think it's not a big deal?

Wu Xia: Then... I'll rearrange it again...

On the day of travel.

room A

Political Commissar: I don't understand why you want to live in a room with me?

Master Feng: Don't be like this, come quickly and let brother love you.

Commissar: You go away.

room B

Bureau Meng: Did you put us in a room to exchange management models?

Anshen: It may also be for the convenience of learning martial arts.

Meng Ju: ...I'm going to bed first.

room C

White Rabbit: Xiao Xia, here are some small cucumbers for you.

Wu Xia: Uh, what is this for?

White Rabbit: Eat it, you can also put it on your face.I brought a lot!

Wu Xia: Rabbit always thinks very thoughtfully!

The next day, since everyone had no car to drive the night before, they got enough sleep, were energetic, and devoted themselves to the outing.

[Cp stew in a small theater, continued from the previous article]

The Annei Group in the Southern District went out for an outing, and there were differences of opinion when allocating rooms, and finally formed a brother room (political commissar & Feng Ye), a master-student room (Meng Ju & Anshen), and a small subject room (Wu Xia & Old White Rabbit). weird collocation.

On the second night of the outing, each pair of CP was very lonely and began to move around.

between brothers

The political commissar suddenly felt that a person was buried under the quilt, and he fumbled with his hands up and down.

Political Commissar: Qi Feng, are you perverted?

Someone poked his head out, and it turned out to be Meng Ju.

Meng Ju: I went on a trip and was forcibly separated into beds. I really miss my brain.

Meng Ju threw himself into the arms of the political commissar to have fun.

The political commissar touched his head: Why did you come here, brother?

Meng Ju: He was the one who drove me out because he was going to drive next door.

Political Commissar: Excessive.

Bureau Meng stretched out his legs and hooked the political commissar: I need to drive.

The political commissar kissed the face: Okay, but I will drive your car tonight!

Bureau Meng: ...

The sound of motors rang out among the brothers, and the car hit the road (?°з°)-?.

Master and Apprentice

Master Feng touched Anshen's bed and hugged him.

Master Feng: Lan Bao, give brother a kiss!

The person being hugged showed his face, it was actually the old white rabbit.

Master Feng: Yeah?Why are you, Lan Lan?

White Rabbit: Hugging the wrong person.

At this time, Anshen showed his head from another part of the quilt.

Anshen: let go of your salty hands, don't touch him.

Master Feng: Since there are both, I will eat them all in one go.

White Rabbit shy: No, this is wrong.

An Shen: ... Old White Rabbit, you seem to be looking forward to it.

White Rabbit: No... nothing.

Master Feng: Don't be afraid, Tutu, I'm here.

Anshen was furious, turned over and crushed Master Feng and Tu Quan under him.

An Shen: You two traitors!See how I deal with you tonight!

The master and apprentice directly enter the crash mode of bed collapse and atrial fibrillation...

small reception room

In the middle of the night, Wu Xia woke up and found herself alone in the room.

Wu Xia: Alas, Bai has worked so hard for them.

At this moment, the phone rang.

Wu Xia clicked on the voice, and a deep and pleasant male voice said: Miss me?

Wu Xia stuck it into the phone and murmured in a low voice: You missed me, old fox.

Then, the video call rang.

After Wu Xia connected, he saw Nie Bing on the opposite side.

Nie Bing: When I am not around, you are not allowed to sleep naked.

Wu Xia: Then I will put it on now.

Nie Bing: Put it on, anyway, you have to be naked when you come back.

Wu Xia: Old hooligan...

The next day, all morning activities were canceled as everyone stayed up until dawn.

【Small Theater: Lan X Rabbit】

The old white rabbit went to school to pick up his daughter every day, and met the father of a boy in An Qi's class.

After the parent divorced, the parent took care of the baby alone. Seeing that the old white rabbit was cute and cute, he drove along with the rabbit every day.

After a few times, Anshen found that the old white rabbit was always sitting in the car of a strange man, talking and laughing, and bringing his children home, and he became upset.

The next day, a police armor was parked at the gate of An Qi's school.

The old white rabbit looked dumbfounded, and Liu was pulled into the car by Anshen as soon as he walked over.

White Rabbit: Is there a hijacking happening here?

An Shen: Yes, you were hijacked by that divorced man.

White Rabbit: ...What nonsense, that is An Qi's father, and we are neighbors.

An Shen: His son just wrote a love letter to Angel!His father will give you all day long, not a single good thing!

White Rabbit: So you are jealous.

Anshen: No.

At this time, the classmate's father appeared and knocked on the window of the armored car.

Classmate’s father: Qiyan, are you okay?

White Rabbit: It's okay. Let me introduce you. This is my husband, An Lan.

Classmate dad: ...

The classmate's father was heartbroken and left.

Anshen: That's about the same.

Anshen called his younger brother and asked someone to come and drive the armored car away, and then took out a car key to Baby Rabbit.

Anshen: I sent it off to you. You are not allowed to ride in other people's cars in the future.

White Rabbit: Husband treats Tutu the best.

The two picked up their daughter, went to the parking lot together, and got into the new car. Anshen couldn't help but kiss the baby rabbit.

Angie: I forgot some homework at school, I have to go back and get it.

The daughter left wisely to make room for the two fathers?

Soothe the nerves: Eat rabbit meat at night.

White Rabbit: Evening is evening, don’t you want to try the car now?

So, Anshen happily dropped Tuci in the new car.

【Interview with the leading actors in the small theater】

Mr. X played the role of the political commissar in "The Darkest Action", and was favored by the film crew because of his handsome appearance and affectionate acting skills, and was invited to continue to play the lead actor Wu Xia in "Blood Treader".

Host: Mr. X, you acted as an attack in the darkest place, but you played a shou in the bloodthirsty stage. Is it easy to switch roles?

Mr. X: It's not that I haven't acted in the dark.

Host: When the filming was dark, which actor did you cooperate with the most?

Mr. X: Mr. A who plays An Lan.

Host: I heard that Mr. A cried because you had too many sex scenes with Mr. C who played Meng Ran?

Mr. X: No problem, little A is very good.

Host: So, the part where you and Mr. An Lan A acted in the past was a fake show?

Mr. X: Please focus on the episode itself.

Host: What's the biggest difference between acting on the blood and acting in the dark?

Mr. X: Stepping on blood is the crime style of American dramas, even in the name of assassinating the people.

Host: What is the biggest difference between Wu Xia and the political commissar?

Mr. X: The former is a real Xiang Yuzhi, and the latter is an affectionate veteran cadre.

Host: Will there be sex scenes in Stepping on Blood?

Mr. X: ...The kiss scene is guaranteed, the sex scene will be discussed later.

Host: Is Mr. An Lan A not letting you act in bed scenes?

Mr. X: Young man, you are telling me something.

Host: Mr. W, who played the role of Nie Bing, another male protagonist who stepped on the blood, said that he was looking forward to cooperating with you.

Mr. X: He has long wanted to act opposite me.

Host: I heard that on the set last week, you and Nie Bing took more than a dozen kiss scenes and still haven't passed?

Mr. X: It is seriously suspected that he did it on purpose.

Host: Do you think Mr. W's kissing skills are better with Nie Bing, or Mr. C's with Meng Ran?

Mr. X: I think Xiao A's An Lan's kiss is the best.

Host: The crew of Treading Blood spent a lot of money on clothing. I heard that they have prepared ten sets of high-end suits for you?

Mr. X: Wu Xia cares about image very much, just like me.

Host: There are rumors that Mr. W Nie Bing stayed in your room until 6 o'clock in the morning yesterday.

Mr. X: I... He and I are studying the script, don't broadcast it indiscriminately.

Host: We got the latest script of Nie Bing x Wu Xia from the director team, which is a passionate scene of a deep kiss after a wall.

Mr. X: Pinch off! Pinch off!This episode is not allowed to be played!

Host: As the leading actor of the two dramas, which one do you think is more cruel?

Mr. X: The point of abuse is different. In the dark, it is others who abuse me, and it is me who abuses others.

Host: At the end of the program, please say something to the audience.

Mr. X: In the second half of 2019, "Blood Walker" will be locked!The never-before-seen police job setting, the cool character design that is open all the way, the wonderful plot adapted from the real big case, the hero Wu Xia will not let you down!

【Small Theatre: Old Gong Gives Son】

This is a world where who attacks who bears children...

Rui x Meng

After the political commissar found two bars in the pregnancy test, he was ashamed to speak out, and eventually the Meng Bureau became suspicious because he had not paid the public grain for many days.

Bureau Meng: To be honest, does the old Meng family have a descendant?

Political Commissar: Your tone is almost straight.

Meng Ju took out a pregnant suit and put it on the political commissar, and frantically rubbed his belly.

Bureau Meng: Hahaha (?ω?) Hurry up and give birth to two fat boys from the Meng family!

Political commissar: ...the idea of ​​passing on the family line is not a good idea.

Meng Ju: You are in your 30s. The child needs to be stable, and it is best to give birth to a pair of twins.

Political Commissar: ... that's enough, straight male cancer.

Feng x Lan x Rabbit

Ever since she was pregnant, Master Feng has been under suspicion.

An Shen: Is this baby in your stomach really mine?

Master Feng: What are you talking about?Apart from you, I have never slept with another man!

Anshen: Who knows.

Master Feng: It's not because you are also a pregnant woman, I can really beat you up!

Anshen puffed up his stomach: You can try it now.

The old white rabbit appeared to persuade the fight.

White Rabbit: Everyone is going to be a father, don't fight all the time, do you look like a father?

Master Feng: Hmph!

An Shen: Humph!

Han x Feng

After Lao Han became pregnant, Young Master Feng still went out to go shopping every day, which broke Lao Han's heart.

Lao Han: Am I widowed?When someone is pregnant, there is a little shou who will accompany and pamper you, so you know how to go shopping!

Young Master Feng: If you are unhappy, get a divorce.

Lao Han: You are reasonable, right?

Feng Shao took out a bunch of baby supplies.

Feng Shao: I'm going to store things for the baby. You don't care about raising the baby. Have you thought about what the baby will eat and use in the future?

Lao Han: Ah, my baby Feng is still thoughtful.

Lao Han wants to hold Feng and drive less.

Young Master Feng: Go away.

Lao Han: It’s okay, I’ve been there for three months, be steady!Rear entry does not press the stomach.

Yu x Yao

After Yu Ning was found out to be pregnant, she dared not tell Bureau Yao, because she was suspected of having morning sickness from time to time.

Bureau Yao: Do ​​you have it?

Yu Ning: It's been two months...

Bureau Yao: Get rid of it.

Yu Ning: ...

Bureau Yao: If you don’t fight, I’ll kill you too.

Yu Ning: ...

Yu Ning wanted to have an abortion to save his life, but Yao Ju stopped him.

Bureau Yao: Forget it, let’s leave it aside after birth, I won’t care anyway.

Yu Ning: Okay, okay, don't worry about it, I'll take care of it all!

【Little Theater: The First Sentence of Your Shou When Waking Up】

Political Commissar x Meng Bureau

Political Commissar: When I wake him up, he will whisper like a kitten or a puppy.

Host: Are you sure it's not roaring like a tiger or a lion?

Political Commissar: Meng Ran is actually very cute.

Host: It is said that Bureau Meng killed all the villains...

Political Commissar: I'm just a hellokitty here.

Anshen x Old White Rabbit

Anshen: I couldn't hear his first words when he woke up.

Moderator: Why?

Anshen: When I woke up, the rabbit had already finished breakfast for the baby, packed the dishes, and sent the child to school.

Master Feng x Anshen

Master Feng: Kick me before you speak.

Host: There is always a reason to hit someone as soon as Anshen wakes up.

Master Feng: Generally speaking, after kicking, I have only slept for a few hours, and your hands are dishonest again, right?Touch your hair!

Old Han x Feng Shao

Lao Han: Most of them are swearing.

Host: Do you also think that the old Gong asks too often?

Old Han: Wronged!It was because he was dissatisfied with his desires, and he scolded me for not wanting to touch him before I woke up.

Yu Ning x Yao Ju

Yu Ning: He usually wakes up after dark.

Host: What is Yao Ju's first sentence when he wakes up?

Yu Ning: I don't really want to recall.

Host: Anyway, you have to go through it again tomorrow night.

Yu Ning: ... He said, let you live another day, be happy.

[Cp exchange dating in small theater]

Several couples of CP were invited to participate in a dating column for exchanging partners, and new temporary couples were drawn by lottery to spend a day together on a date.

Feng X Meng

Master Feng and Ju Meng came to a restaurant, they picked up the menu and ordered on their own, and they didn't intend to put it down.

Master Feng: Does Qi Rui listen to you at home?

Bureau Meng: It is necessary, equal status.

Master Feng: But it's obviously unequal now.

Meng Ju: Don't talk about it, bro, I've finished ordering, so just eat what I ordered.

Master Feng: Why do you call me brother?Isn't it a date, you should call me the same as An Lan.

Bureau Meng: Old fox?

Master Feng: ...

Rui X Lan

The political commissar and Anshen went fishing by the lake early in the morning, and they both tacitly brought each other's favorite food, and they caught countless fish in the morning.

In the afternoon, Anshen was a little sleepy sitting by the lake.

Anshen: Can I lend you a shoulder to lean on?

Political Commissar: Didn't violate the column rules, come on.

Anshen rested on the shoulder of the political commissar, and the political commissar took off his coat and put it on Anshen.

An Shen: Qi Feng will probably be jealous if he finds out.

Political Commissar: So does Meng Ran.

The two happily spent a day dating.

Yu X Feng

Yu Ning took Feng Shao to a boutique and planned to give him a gift.

Feng Shao: Don’t want this, this, this, and that.Everything else is included.

Yu Ning: Xiao...Xiao Feng, how much do you want?

Feng Shao: Why can't you afford it? If you can't afford it, just tell me.

Yu Ning: Uh, no... just as long as you like it.

Young Master Feng: Scumbag!

Yu Ning: Huh?

Feng Shao: Do ​​you think this kind of small favor can win my favor?Walk!go to the next one!

Yu Ning: ...

On the day of the column, all of Yuning's credit cards were maxed out.

Han X Yao

Lao Han was invited by Bureau Yao to a private cinema, where the lights were dim and the atmosphere was ambiguous.

Lao Han: I...I warn you, although it is a recording program, I will never be seduced by you.

Bureau Yao: Oh?Is it?

Yao Ju slowly touched with one hand, walking on Lao Han's body...

Lao Han: Ahhh, no!I will not give in!

Bureau Yao: ...

Bureau Yao let go, and Lao Han continued to scream.

Old Han: Ahhh, you are still attacking me!ah ah ah...

Yao Ju: I haven't touched you anymore, you have more scenes than me.

Old Han: ...

After the recording is over, the column group will issue awards:

Mutual dissatisfaction with CP Award: Feng X Meng

Best tacit understanding cp award: Rui X Lan

Crazy Consumption CP Award: Yu X Feng

Acting CP Award: Han X Yao