Darkest Action

(One)

[Front x Lan of the Cult Small Theater??, Rui x Lan]

On the weekend, Xiao Anshen visited Qi's villa as a guest, and in the study looked at the Mathematical Olympiad trophy that a little political commissar had just won

Master Xiao Feng entered the study, took the trophy to play with, and accidentally dropped the chassis.

Xiao Anshen: Good, you!This is Xiao Rui's favorite trophy, you are finished!

Master Xiaofeng: Wait...don't shout, I have a way to fix it.

Master Xiaofeng took out the glue and started to glue the trophy, when he heard the little political commissar who had finished cutting the fruit go upstairs

Master Xiaofeng: Classmate An, come over and help me hold the body of this cup.

Xiao Anshen went to help, the little political commissar pushed the door open, Master Xiao Feng suddenly let go, and the trophy fell to the ground and broke in two.

Master Xiaofeng: Ah!Classmate An, why are you so careless!This is Xiao Rui's favorite trophy!

Xiao Anshen: You...you framed me!

Master Xiaofeng: Forget it, brother!Xiao An didn't do it on purpose, so don't blame him too much!

Xiao Anshen: Bitch!I am going to kill you!

Xiao Anshen rushed to Master Xiao Feng to fight.

Master Xiaofeng: Xiaorui!Quickly, stop him!This troublemaker wants to kill me!

The little political commissar hugged Xiao Anshen: "Okay, be good."Let's go downstairs to play~

Xiao Anshen: But the trophy is broken.

Small political commissar: If it breaks, it breaks. Next year I will win another one for you.

The little political commissar led Xiao Anshen down the stairs, and Master Xiao Feng learned from behind their backs.

Master Xiaofeng: Next year I will win another one for you... Nauseous, vomit...

In the afternoon, the little political commissar went out to buy snacks for Xiao Anshen, and Master Xiao Feng went downstairs to strike up a conversation.

Master Xiaofeng: I'm sorry about what happened just now, I just joked with you.

Xiao Anshen: Come, come, come to me and speak louder.

Master Xiao Feng approached him, was knocked down by Xiao Anshen, and was beaten violently.

Xiao Anshen: I call you cheap!Tell you to frame me!I'm kidding you!

Master Xiaofeng: Don't hit, don't hit...it hurts!

Master Xiao Feng struggled fiercely, and pushed Xiao Anshen down, his center of gravity was unstable, and he also fell down, and the two kissed each other mouth to mouth.

Master Xiao Feng got up quickly, and Xiao Anshen also sat up quickly...

Master Xiaofeng: Then what... I really didn't mean it this time.

Xiao Anshen: Don't talk about it... Don't tell Xiao Rui about this.

Master Xiaofeng: You two are so good, this shouldn't be your first kiss, right?

Xiao Anshen: ...Of course not.

Master Xiaofeng: That's good, that's good...

The little political commissar came back at this time, and seeing the strange expressions of the two people at home, he asked Xiao Anshen.

Small political commissar: What's the matter, Lan Lan?Is he bullying you again?

Xiao Anshen threw herself into the arms of the little political commissar, and kissed her deeply.

Xiao Anshen: Do you believe that I didn't smash that trophy?

Little political commissar: Fool, I knew it was my brother who blamed you, that's his style.

Lord Xiaofeng: ...

Little Political Commissar: Brother, can you stop being so naive in the future?

Lord Xiaofeng: ...

Xiao Anshen: Xiao Rui, kiss me again.

The little political commissar lowered his head, kissed Xiao Anshen, and completely sterilized.

Master Xiaofeng: Hey hey, there is still a living person here.

Little political commissar: Lanlan, it's too noisy at home, let's go to the hotel.

Xiao Anshen readily agreed, and the two picked up their schoolbags, ready to leave.

Master Xiaofeng: What hotel are you going to?You are underage, I want to report you!

Xiao Anshen turned his head and smiled at Master Xiao Feng.

Master Xiao Feng was furious: Xiao Rui!Brother!That is an evildoer, a disaster for the country and the Lord!You can't be fooled by him!

The young couple ignored the people behind and left the house hand in hand.

(two)

"Lord of Tired Little Theater CP"

The political commissar went to the Municipal Bureau to pick up Meng Bureau from get off work. When he was about to get to the office, he saw all the secretaries walking out of the office with sad faces.

As soon as the political commissar entered the door, a book of materials flew towards him, and Bureau Meng was furious.

Seeing that it was the political commissar, Bureau Meng immediately changed his face and called the political commissar aggrievedly.

Meng Ju: Brain Gong, they bullied me.

Political Commissar: What I see seems to be that you are bullying others...

Bureau Meng: What's the matter?I am so sweet and sweet.

The political commissar approached, and Meng Ju hugged him onto his lap.

Political Commissar: ...What does it look like, stop making trouble!

Meng Ju: How about I sit on your lap?

Political Commissar: This is the director's office.

Bureau Meng: Yes, then what are you afraid of?I will fire whoever comes in!

Political Commissar: ... Tyranny.

Bureau Meng rubbed his head against the arms of the political commissar: I miss you so much, Brain Gong.

Political commissar: live together every day, do you still want to?

Bureau Meng: Not enough!If I don't see you for a long time, I will miss it!I'm going to transfer you from the police school to the city bureau!

Political commissar: I don't like to stay in the officialdom, if you make trouble for no reason, I will go back by myself.

Bureau Meng hugged the political commissar: No matter, I will transfer you to my side!Kiss me quickly!

Political Commissar: Go home, dear.

Bureau Meng: Hug.

Political Commissar: Go home and hug me.

Bureau Meng suddenly picked up the political commissar and pressed him down on the desk.

Meng Ju: I can't wait, I'm going to drop you now!

The political commissar squeezed Meng Ju's face, making him pout his mouth instantly, turning into a pig's mouth.

Political Commissar: Are you disobedient?

The little pig mouth shook his head.

Political Commissar: Can you call me here?

The little pig mouth shook his head again...

Political commissar: I said that even if I get bored at home, do you still want to listen?

The little pig's mouth nodded again and again...

The political commissar was amused by Meng Ju's appearance, and kissed the little pig's mouth.

After the political commissar finished speaking, he turned over and pressed the Meng Ju above onto the table, as Meng Ju wished, and happily ate pork.

(three)

【Front X Lan of Cult Small Theater】

During the long vacation, Master Feng and Mrs. Feng are both working hard for their careers and have no time for vacation.Xiao Qiyi was forcibly thrown to Anshen...

Anshen was tossed about by the brats for many days, and felt exhausted from fighting terrorism in the Middle East.

One day, the work house.

Anshen takes a nap with the little ancestor, and when he wakes up, he realizes that the baby on the bed has turned into his father at some point.

Anshen was about to stand up, but Master Feng hugged him from behind.

Anshen: Where is Guoguo?

Master Feng: I had someone take it back.

Anshen: During a long vacation, you didn't even accompany him for a day!Are you fit to be a father?

Master Feng: Can't I take some time to accompany you?

Anshen: Get out!

Anshen struggled to get up, Master Feng immediately hugged him tightly.

Master Feng: Be good, be good~ I'll hug you for a while, just for a while.

Anshen: Hug the old and the young... If you don't let go, I'll beat you up!

Master Feng: Lan Lan, I'm a little tired, wait until I fall asleep before leaving...

Master Feng, who had been working overtime for a few days, fell asleep after speaking, calmed down, and slowly turned around in Master Feng's arms, facing him, and found that the big pig's hoof

Anshen was slightly taken aback: ...Old fox, really old.

At this moment, Master Feng suddenly opened his eyes, and kissed him fiercely to soothe his nerves.

An Shen: ...you are fucking playing me again!

Master Feng turned over and kissed Anshen a few more times: Don't worry, I will love you even when I get old!

(four)

【Small Theater Interview】

Question: What kind of girl do you like?

Meng Ju: My daughter, Doudou.

Host: She likes the political commissar, don't you mind?

Bureau Meng: It’s okay, just follow me...

Political Commissar: All kinds of girls are good, but I don't like girls.

Host: Don't you like girls who look like Meng Ju?

Political Commissar: I don’t dare to imagine what kind of girl that is, eight-pack abs?

Anshen: Is it really appropriate to ask me such a question?

Moderator: Sir, I was wrong.

Master Feng: Do you even need to ask?My wife is like that!Use the camera to confess to your wife, Liang Luo, I love you

Moderator: Are you telling the truth?

Master Feng: You talk too much.

Old White Rabbit: A female doctor who has a common topic.

Host: Are you afraid of being beaten by Anshen?

Old White Rabbit: ... Uh, can you cut out that part just now?

Han Zhebin: Pretty is good.

Host: Mr. Qi Xiaofeng just sent a word, he said you don't have to go home today.

Han Zhebin: He is the most beautiful!

(Fives)

[The master of the small theater CP, Han X Feng?]

After Mr. Han forgave Mr. Meng, the two had occasional dinner appointments to mourn Young Master Feng together.After Mr. Han gradually came out, the new partner also showed Meng Ju (Feng Shao).This night, the two had a dinner appointment until midnight, and Boss Han drove Ju Meng to the door of his house.

Mr. Han: Menger, can I kiss your eyes?

Meng Ju nodded, and Mr. Han moved closer to him and kissed his eyelids.The two then separated.

At home, Meng Ju threw himself on the sofa and hugged the political commissar, begging for a hug.Unexpectedly, the political commissar turned off the TV he was watching.

Political Commissar: Don't come back so late in the future.

Bureau Meng: What's the matter, Brain Gong?

Political Commissar: You have to instill in Han Zhebin that you are you, Qi Xiaofeng is Qi Xiaofeng, and you are not his substitute.

Meng Ju: Uh...you didn't see him kissing me just now, did you?

Political Commissar: I know that the one he wants to kiss is Qi Xiaofeng, but if someone else kisses you, try it!

Bureau Meng: He has a new girlfriend!

Political Commissar: Is he straight again?

Bureau Meng: That's right.

Political Commissar: Then I can’t kiss you either.

Bureau Meng wants to rub in the arms of the political commissar: Hug the brain.

Political Commissar: No hug, you made a mistake today.

The political commissar got up to leave, and Meng Ju had a plan. After taking a shower, he went to bed naked and hugged the political commissar again.

Political Commissar: ...Go and put on your clothes.

Bureau Meng ignored him, and rubbed and touched the political commissar's whole body naked until he touched a certain part of the political commissar and there was a reaction.

Meng Ju: Ah, to be honest, it has grown bigger!

Political Commissar: ...Meng Ran, you!You are sexual harassment!

Bureau Meng: So what should we do?I am willing to take responsibility for my actions.

Political Commissar: What should I do?I'll tell you what to do!

After the political commissar finished speaking, he pressed the naked man Meng under his body.Meng Ju got what he wanted, and was severely punished for a whole night.

(six)

【The master of the small theater cp?】

One night, Meng Ju couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, remembering the unbearable past events, couldn't help but wake up the political commissar, and started something...

Meng Ju: Brain Gong~

Political Commissar: Huh?

Meng Ju: When you were with Yao Yao, did you ever sleep with him?

Political Commissar: Don't talk nonsense, I have never been with him.

Meng Ju: Oh, then when you pretended to be with Yao Yao, did you ever sleep with him?

Political Commissar: None.

Meng Ju: Look at my big and round eyes, say it again!

Political Commissar: Not really.

Bureau Meng: Did you ever kiss on the lips?

Political Commissar: ...Neither.

Bureau Meng: Good!You replied 0.1 seconds late, you must have kissed me!

Political Commissar: ... Well, I kissed you.

Bureau Meng: My God!Did he see your body?

Political Commissar: ... I haven't seen it.

Bureau Meng: Terrible!This time it was 0.2 seconds late, he must have seen it!Not only did you kiss, you stripped naked!

political commissar:……

Bureau Meng thumped the political commissar's chest: After the kiss, take off your clothes, and draw sketches with each other naked?You must be asleep!

Political Commissar: I have my way.

Bureau Meng kicked his legs frantically: Just fell asleep!Just sleep!You just slept with him!I'm so mad!Chen Rui, are you sorry for me?You're cheating, I'm going to castrate you!What about the knife?Where is my five-meter long sword!

Political Commissar: One.

Bureau Meng: ...

Political Commissar: Two.

Bureau Meng: ...

Political Commissar: I'm counting to three.

Bureau Meng: I was wrong!

Political Commissar: Where did you go wrong?

Meng Ju: Don't think wildly, don't make trouble for no reason, don't speak wild words, don't mistrust the husband who is the most affectionate and the highest IQ in the whole text.

Political commissar: If you have nothing to do, you must be punished!

So the political commissar pushed Meng Ju under him and punished him severely all night.

(Seven)

[Lord of Qixi Theater CP & Rui X Lan]

When Xiao Meng was in the police school, he found out that the political commissar of his senior was the boy ticket of his idol Anshen, and he was overjoyed, feeling that he had the opportunity to get closer to his idol.

On the eve of Qixi Festival, Mr. Meng personally made a piece of chocolate

On the day of Chinese Valentine's Day, Anshen, who had returned from leave from the Middle East, came to the police school to see the political commissar. The political commissar lived up to President Xiao Meng's entrustment and gave him chocolates.

Anshen: I don't eat sweets, you can eat them.

Political Commissar: But someone gave you this.

Anshen: What's mine is yours, eat it!

The political commissar ate the chocolate given by Mr. Meng.

Political Commissar: By the way...your fans even asked me for your autograph.

An Shen: Is this man a man or a woman?

Political Commissar: Male.

Anshen: Men don’t give it.

Political Commissar: ... What's wrong with the man?

Anshen: You are not allowed to look at other men, only me!

Anshen threw down the political commissar, and drove happily in a riding style.

In the evening, the two were going to eat and watch a movie, but Anshen suddenly received a call from the organization, asking him to rush to the designated place immediately.Anshen reluctantly left the political commissar, and Mr. Meng, who was ambushing downstairs, immediately went to the dormitory.

Mr. Meng: How is it?Did Lan Bao accept my gift?

Commissar: Did you say chocolate?He made me eat it.

Mr. Meng: No... how can you eat it?I made it for Lanbao!

Political Commissar: He said his is mine...

Mr. Meng: He is him, you are you!I adore him, not you!

Political Commissar: But I have already eaten, what should I do?

Mr. Meng: Hey, forget it... What about the signature?

Political Commissar: He said men would not give it.

Mr. Meng: Why is that?

Political Commissar: Uh...he won't let me see other men.

Mr. Meng: Brother!You won't be flexible and say I'm a girl!

Political Commissar: I never lied to him.

Mr. Meng: ...

Seeing that Mr. Meng was very disappointed, the political commissar remembered the extra movie ticket.

Political Commissar: How about... I invite you to watch a movie.

Mr. Meng: Is it the movie my god likes?

The political commissar nodded.

Mr. Meng: Hurry up, hurry up, I like everything he likes!

In the theater, Mr. Meng, who had been chasing stars all day, was drowsy and leaned his head on the political commissar's shoulder unconsciously.

The political commissar was speechless, and silently put his head back.

So repeated N times...

At the end of the movie, the political commissar woke Mr. Meng up, and the two went out of the movie theater together, but met Anshen who rushed over at the door.

Mr. Meng: God!

Anshen asked the political commissar: Who is this?

Political Commissar: As for the fan I mentioned to you, I let him come if there was an extra ticket.

Mr. Meng: The male god has good taste and the movie is amazing, I want a second shot!

political commissar:……

Feeling jealous, he took out his pen: You are the one who wants to sign, right?Come on, I'll sign you a big one!

Anshen scribbled his name on Mr. Meng's face.

Political Commissar: Lanlan!How can you do this?

Boss Meng was a little embarrassed: It's okay...it's just that I don't want to wash my face tonight.

Anshen pulls away the political commissar: Let's go.

The political commissar was dragged away, and he couldn't help but look back at the colorful Mr. Meng with apologies.

Mr. Xiao Meng stood where he was, his heartbeat suddenly accelerated.

Rare, not for peace of mind??????

#跑血者# Xing Jiao, the captain of No. 83 Criminal Trial Team.The appearance is weak, but he has great talent in the interrogation of suspects. It is rumored that if Xing Jiao falls into the hands of Xing Jiao, even if it is a stone, he can make him speak.

After a series of killers who killed and eaten corpses were arrested, the original investigators kept trying for a long time and handed over to the criminal squad.In the first trial training, the criminal team did not have a single soldier, and worked independently.

The suspect looked up and saw a petite and thin scholar sitting opposite him, he couldn't help but sarcastically smiled: Little police officer, let's find someone else.I am a pervert.

The criminal team smiled slightly: What a coincidence, so do I.

After one day and one night, the criminal team left the interrogation room with a complete statement.

(Eight)

[Front of the Little Tongren × Pride.The same person has nothing to do with the text, Fenglan party be cautious]

Lord Feng received a complaint that someone reported that Xing Jiao had tortured the suspect to extract a confession, and he was exhausted from the torture, so he recuperated at home.Master Feng went to Xing Jiao's house, and when he entered the door, he carried the pale sick man on his shoulders and spanked his buttocks.

Master Feng: Did you attack the prisoner again?Um?

Xingjiao coughs: I don't.

Master Feng carried the man on his shoulders, and continued to hit his butt hard.

Xing Jiao coughed again: Bastard!Because of your case detection rate, my life is almost on the line, and you still beat me!put me down!

Master Feng: You can do it, your mouth is tough enough!

Master Feng didn't let him go, and continued to beat...

Xingjiao: Bastard!Son of a bitch!

Master Feng threw the sick man onto the bed and drove to clean up.

Master Feng: Has it stopped?If you make more noise, I will clean you up!

Xing Jiao gasped and coughed: Shameless old fox!

Master Feng flicked Xing Jiao's forehead: cruel little fox.

Master Feng got up to leave, but Xing Jiao persuaded him to stay.

Xingjiao: Can you not leave tonight?

Master Feng: It seems really impossible.

Xingjiao: I'm afraid...

Master Feng: Yo! Criminal trial No.83 on the 1rd is still scary?

Xingjiao: Then wait until I fall asleep before leaving...

Master Feng couldn't bear it, he went to bed again and hugged Xing Jiao to coax him.

Master Feng: All right, let’s not make an example.

Xing Jiao: Let your little follower downstairs go back.

Master Feng: Wu Xia looks like my brother, you want to eat his jealousy?

Xing Jiao: Let him go back!

Master Feng: Alright~~ You are the sickest!

Master Feng called Wu Xia to let him call it a day, and Wu Xia persuaded the leader not to spend the night at that evildoer's house.

Master Feng: Alright, get off your shift.

Xing Jiao lay in Master Feng's arms: Qi Feng, are you mine?

Master Feng: Hey, that's really not the case.

Xingjiao: Beast!

Master Feng: But you are mine!

Xingjiao: It's not as good as a beast!

Master Feng: You slept with someone who was not as good as a beast. What are you?

Xingjiao: ...

Master Feng: Be good, don't always be so cruel.

Xingjiao: I did not illegally extract a confession!

Master Feng: Then let's do it again according to the law, and I'll see if you're gentle.

Xing Jiao: Die!

Xing Jiao was so angry that he coughed again, Master Feng hugged him and rubbed his back.

Xingjiao: I... am I really similar to your white moonlight?

Master Feng: No way, you look better than him.

Xing Jiao: I have met An Lan, you really don't have a word of the truth!

Master Feng: Then you still ask?

Xingjiao: ...

Master Feng kissed Xing Jiao's forehead: Follow me, being too possessive is not a good thing.

Xingjiao: born narrow-minded, not generous.

Master Feng: Stubborn again, aren't you?

Xingjiao: If you hooked up with me, you will die.

Master Feng: All right, then the criminal squad, hurry up and let me die again.

Master Feng pressed him down, and dealt with Xing Jiao severely??