[Comprehensive Yingmei] Nine Realms God of Cookery
Chapter 92 Recipe 92: Busy Chris
Instead of blocking the truth, Odin started a live broadcast instead.
Let Heimdall broadcast everything he saw to the whole of Asgard through the Golden Palace.
The earth, the battlefield in northern Europe, has been completely turned into a meat grinder, with blood everywhere and broken corpses everywhere.
After the first wave of tragic collisions, the two sides tacitly withdrew their troops, each cleaning the battlefield.Both Frost Giants and Asgardians are high-level immortal species. Their bodies, even hair and blood, are precious alchemy materials for many mortal races. Such blasphemy, even a drop of blood would be withdrawn under the influence of magic.
Although they were caught off guard, the troops from Asgard were all powerful and well-equipped regular troops after all, and it was true that the first wave of shocks reduced the number of personnel by [-]%.
The frost giants paid nearly five times the battle damage.
The specific battle damage has long been unable to be counted. The weapons and magic power of both sides are very powerful. Basically, they will be beaten to pieces or even directly turned into fly ash. Therefore, they can only be weighed according to the amount of corpses collected when cleaning the battlefield. According to calculations, considering that there are still half-grown children and old and dry old people in the motley army that the frost giant rushed up, this loss ratio may be even greater.
Laufey doesn't care. No one cares about the entire family of frost giants. They have hated Asgard for tens of thousands of years and have been imprisoned in the barren place of Jotunheim for tens of thousands of years. cost.
That's right, the frost giants do prefer the ice and snow, but they still have to eat and drink after all. If there is no choice, who would like to stay in Jotunheim, which has nothing but ice, snow and ores, instead of the rich Asgard or rice? What about Degard?It's just that they failed to grab the territory with the Asa Protoss at the beginning. It's impossible to talk about who is right and who is wrong. The blood feud between the two races has long been unclear.
Odin chose to announce everything on the battlefield to the whole of Asgard.
Chris doesn't understand why Odin wants to do this, won't it shake the hearts of the people?
In fact, it was indeed shaken, but the direction of the shake was... The crowd was excited!
The reserve team and the city defenders called for battle one after another. Countless civilians took up weapons and gathered together, shouting slogans such as "Why can the frost giants go to the battlefield, but we can't?" and so on.
Chris once again deeply realized how reckless the folk customs of Asgard are. If the overall strength was not strong enough, this fighting nation would have killed itself a long time ago.
Odin had expected this situation a long time ago. Although he didn't want Asgard to be involved in this vortex of ground meat, but now that he was already on the verge of riding a tiger, he had no choice but to find a way to arouse the fighting spirit of the people.
According to the will of the God-King who came back from Midgard, the reserve team and city guards were sent to Midgard in batches for support. At the same time, civilians were recruited to join the army and training began, as a supplement to the reserve team and city guards. , Once there is a need, it can immediately support the battlefield.
……
Chris suddenly realized that he had a lot of affairs on his body?
The king of the gods went on a personal expedition, the queen of the gods disappeared, and almost all the gods went out to fight. There are only two gods left in the whole of Asgard?
The patron saint, Heimdall, has to watch the battlefield at all times and provide intelligence support. That is to say, the only god in charge now is Chris, the god of food.Coupled with the fact that most of the army generals are also on the expedition, as the current leader of the God of War department, Chris also naturally needs to be in charge of the army.
If it weren't for Heimdall's impossible teleportation, Chris would have wanted to go to Paradise Island. It would be more reliable to find Fenrir than Chris for this matter. Anyway, he has been with Hela for thousands of years.
Fortunately, it is impossible for Odin to put all his treasures on Chris. No matter how reckless the Asgardians are, there are still a group of civil servants who are reluctant to use them, although these civil servants are also trying to rush. Killing people on the battlefield, but with thousands of years of experience, they are still very handy in handling government affairs.
Chris just needs to be a mascot in a high position, nod and clap.
Even so, Chris still has a lot to do.For example, Army Teleportation requires Chris to augment the power of the Rainbow Bridge.
The city guard left, and Asgard's defense system was taken over by the barrier and switched to automatic operation, which required Chris to adjust at any time.
Fortunately, in the past few decades, Chris has not really been eating and waiting to die. He has learned the basic skills of being a god.
Then the civilians were recruited into the army and needed Christian establishments-the establishments were all ready-made, but Odin was not there. The tradition of Asgard is that the army needs the blessing of the gods to be established.Well, that's the name... Chris, who had a hard time naming his name, lost a lot of brain cells.
In addition, Chris has to find a way to protect the reserve soldiers who are about to leave, er, not to protect them on the battlefield, but to protect them from being sacked by civilians...
I don't know where the rumors came from. If the reserve team is not enough, the new recruits will be able to take the top spot. Even if the civilians can prove that they are stronger than the reserve team, they can directly take the spot.
In order to compete for this "precious" opportunity to gain glory on the battlefield, all Asgardians began to gear up, planning to beat up those "damn lucky ones", preferably breaking a leg or two, and going to the hospital to lie down. two months.
It is not an exaggeration to describe Asgard, which is full of martial arts among the people, as "the master is among the people". In addition, there are still a large number of people who have retired from the army, but they still have hundreds to thousands of years of adulthood, and their physical fitness is completely lacking. With the existence of declining "veterans", maybe more than half of the reserve team will lose in single-handed duels.
In order to prevent the army from being maimed by his own civilians before going to the battlefield, Chris was so worried that his blond hair was almost pulled out a few times, and finally came up with a good solution:
Chris had a hemorrhage, and took out all the fine wines he had collected. As long as you don't go to the reserve team, those who follow the normal procedure to enlist in the army will get two bottles each!
Finally, no one was going to hit the sap anymore.
The tired and paralyzed Chris was just about to lie down, when troubles broke out on the front line.
Because of the existence of training space, coupled with the 100% success rate, it can be said that the annual production of famous wine in the entire Asgard is far less than that of Chris alone.Good wine is of course enough for the army to go out. Anyway, with the physique of the Asgardians, don't drink too much ordinary wine and nothing will happen. Forcibly suppressing it will make it easier to rebound.
However, good wine is good wine, and now those newcomers can each get two bottles of famous wine!The whole army almost mutinied...
Odin angrily ordered Chris to settle the matter right away. Well, the god king didn’t get Chris’s fine wine. Although there is better golden palace honey wine, even for the god king, this level of good wine is too expensive. Not enough to drink every day wide open.
Chris: ...
If it wasn't for Frigga's face, Chris would definitely turn around and leave, going straight back to the shop.
No way, Chris thought about it, and tried to use divine power and priesthood authority.
doing what?
Make rations.
Military rations are different from other dishes. The biggest requirement is that they have high energy density and are convenient to eat. There is no requirement for taste.
But things from Chris's hand, of course, will not be so simple and rough.
When it comes to energy density and fighting hunger, the first thing Chris thinks of is the Lambas of the Middle-earth elves.
Lambas is a kind of crispy biscuit. Although it looks more like soft toast to Chris when it is just made, it will turn crispy brown on the outside as long as it is left for a while.This secret recipe, which only a very small number of elven girls called Avaneldi are qualified to know and make, has quite magical effects.Lambas made with the help of elf magic, just one bite can provide an elf with a meal, even the Asgardians, a big eater race, can eat one or two slices in a meal That's enough.
Lambas means "travel bread" in the Elvish language, and it is also a kind of existence similar to military rations. The strange thing is that this kind of thing is still the most delicious food of the elves...
The taste and function are perfect. Although there is no elf magic power, it is not a problem to make lambas with the power of Chris, but Chris does not plan to make lambas directly, because this food has a "fatal" flaw , that is, the appetite cannot be satisfied.Elves and mortals alike who eat Rambass will still crave the taste of bread and meat, no matter how full and delicious the food is.Originally, when marching and fighting, this small defect was not worth considering at all, but for Chris, if he used this kind of cooking, it would be an insult to his priesthood.
Of course, Chris’s golden fried rice is the same dish, and even the effect is much better, but even if the portability is not considered, the materials are not enough. Chris’s energy points cannot be used for military food supply.
What Chris really wanted was the wheat from Aman, grown by the elves in Middle Earth.This kind of wheat is not only a material for making lambas, but also a magical plant itself. No matter when it is sown, it can mature quickly as long as there is sunlight.
Based on the relationship between Chris and the elves of Middle Earth, it is not a problem whether it is a batch of flour for emergency response, or some precious seeds that are never rumored.There is never a shortage of sunshine in Asgard, and Chris's priesthood can also promote crop growth.
That's right, as the God of Cookery, ingredients are of course also part of the priesthood. In addition, Chris's priesthood is originally integrated with the priesthood of the God of Light. For this kind of plant, Chris can even ripen it to one day.
With the magic flour and ample ingredients, Chris has a lot to do.Not only that, Chris even used the Rainbow Bridge to import a large number of spider legs to the Woodland Kingdom to make a simplified version of the roasted spider legs.In fact, with Chris's current cooking skills, it is not difficult to reverse the complete version from this simplified version of the recipe, but the ingredients are not up to standard.
With this skill, Chris would rather develop the general food into a perfect luminous dish!
After becoming a god, Chris seldom showed his abilities, because it was not necessary, so the Asgardians were still confused about what abilities the God of Cookery was in charge of.
Now, everyone is about to find out.
Kneading dough, kneading dough, thousands of repetitions.
Turn on the fire, start the pot, and the fragrance will overflow.
Brush with sauce, garnish, and insert a roasted spider leg.
God of Cookery's special military rations, thousand-layer finger cakes, complete!
Let Heimdall broadcast everything he saw to the whole of Asgard through the Golden Palace.
The earth, the battlefield in northern Europe, has been completely turned into a meat grinder, with blood everywhere and broken corpses everywhere.
After the first wave of tragic collisions, the two sides tacitly withdrew their troops, each cleaning the battlefield.Both Frost Giants and Asgardians are high-level immortal species. Their bodies, even hair and blood, are precious alchemy materials for many mortal races. Such blasphemy, even a drop of blood would be withdrawn under the influence of magic.
Although they were caught off guard, the troops from Asgard were all powerful and well-equipped regular troops after all, and it was true that the first wave of shocks reduced the number of personnel by [-]%.
The frost giants paid nearly five times the battle damage.
The specific battle damage has long been unable to be counted. The weapons and magic power of both sides are very powerful. Basically, they will be beaten to pieces or even directly turned into fly ash. Therefore, they can only be weighed according to the amount of corpses collected when cleaning the battlefield. According to calculations, considering that there are still half-grown children and old and dry old people in the motley army that the frost giant rushed up, this loss ratio may be even greater.
Laufey doesn't care. No one cares about the entire family of frost giants. They have hated Asgard for tens of thousands of years and have been imprisoned in the barren place of Jotunheim for tens of thousands of years. cost.
That's right, the frost giants do prefer the ice and snow, but they still have to eat and drink after all. If there is no choice, who would like to stay in Jotunheim, which has nothing but ice, snow and ores, instead of the rich Asgard or rice? What about Degard?It's just that they failed to grab the territory with the Asa Protoss at the beginning. It's impossible to talk about who is right and who is wrong. The blood feud between the two races has long been unclear.
Odin chose to announce everything on the battlefield to the whole of Asgard.
Chris doesn't understand why Odin wants to do this, won't it shake the hearts of the people?
In fact, it was indeed shaken, but the direction of the shake was... The crowd was excited!
The reserve team and the city defenders called for battle one after another. Countless civilians took up weapons and gathered together, shouting slogans such as "Why can the frost giants go to the battlefield, but we can't?" and so on.
Chris once again deeply realized how reckless the folk customs of Asgard are. If the overall strength was not strong enough, this fighting nation would have killed itself a long time ago.
Odin had expected this situation a long time ago. Although he didn't want Asgard to be involved in this vortex of ground meat, but now that he was already on the verge of riding a tiger, he had no choice but to find a way to arouse the fighting spirit of the people.
According to the will of the God-King who came back from Midgard, the reserve team and city guards were sent to Midgard in batches for support. At the same time, civilians were recruited to join the army and training began, as a supplement to the reserve team and city guards. , Once there is a need, it can immediately support the battlefield.
……
Chris suddenly realized that he had a lot of affairs on his body?
The king of the gods went on a personal expedition, the queen of the gods disappeared, and almost all the gods went out to fight. There are only two gods left in the whole of Asgard?
The patron saint, Heimdall, has to watch the battlefield at all times and provide intelligence support. That is to say, the only god in charge now is Chris, the god of food.Coupled with the fact that most of the army generals are also on the expedition, as the current leader of the God of War department, Chris also naturally needs to be in charge of the army.
If it weren't for Heimdall's impossible teleportation, Chris would have wanted to go to Paradise Island. It would be more reliable to find Fenrir than Chris for this matter. Anyway, he has been with Hela for thousands of years.
Fortunately, it is impossible for Odin to put all his treasures on Chris. No matter how reckless the Asgardians are, there are still a group of civil servants who are reluctant to use them, although these civil servants are also trying to rush. Killing people on the battlefield, but with thousands of years of experience, they are still very handy in handling government affairs.
Chris just needs to be a mascot in a high position, nod and clap.
Even so, Chris still has a lot to do.For example, Army Teleportation requires Chris to augment the power of the Rainbow Bridge.
The city guard left, and Asgard's defense system was taken over by the barrier and switched to automatic operation, which required Chris to adjust at any time.
Fortunately, in the past few decades, Chris has not really been eating and waiting to die. He has learned the basic skills of being a god.
Then the civilians were recruited into the army and needed Christian establishments-the establishments were all ready-made, but Odin was not there. The tradition of Asgard is that the army needs the blessing of the gods to be established.Well, that's the name... Chris, who had a hard time naming his name, lost a lot of brain cells.
In addition, Chris has to find a way to protect the reserve soldiers who are about to leave, er, not to protect them on the battlefield, but to protect them from being sacked by civilians...
I don't know where the rumors came from. If the reserve team is not enough, the new recruits will be able to take the top spot. Even if the civilians can prove that they are stronger than the reserve team, they can directly take the spot.
In order to compete for this "precious" opportunity to gain glory on the battlefield, all Asgardians began to gear up, planning to beat up those "damn lucky ones", preferably breaking a leg or two, and going to the hospital to lie down. two months.
It is not an exaggeration to describe Asgard, which is full of martial arts among the people, as "the master is among the people". In addition, there are still a large number of people who have retired from the army, but they still have hundreds to thousands of years of adulthood, and their physical fitness is completely lacking. With the existence of declining "veterans", maybe more than half of the reserve team will lose in single-handed duels.
In order to prevent the army from being maimed by his own civilians before going to the battlefield, Chris was so worried that his blond hair was almost pulled out a few times, and finally came up with a good solution:
Chris had a hemorrhage, and took out all the fine wines he had collected. As long as you don't go to the reserve team, those who follow the normal procedure to enlist in the army will get two bottles each!
Finally, no one was going to hit the sap anymore.
The tired and paralyzed Chris was just about to lie down, when troubles broke out on the front line.
Because of the existence of training space, coupled with the 100% success rate, it can be said that the annual production of famous wine in the entire Asgard is far less than that of Chris alone.Good wine is of course enough for the army to go out. Anyway, with the physique of the Asgardians, don't drink too much ordinary wine and nothing will happen. Forcibly suppressing it will make it easier to rebound.
However, good wine is good wine, and now those newcomers can each get two bottles of famous wine!The whole army almost mutinied...
Odin angrily ordered Chris to settle the matter right away. Well, the god king didn’t get Chris’s fine wine. Although there is better golden palace honey wine, even for the god king, this level of good wine is too expensive. Not enough to drink every day wide open.
Chris: ...
If it wasn't for Frigga's face, Chris would definitely turn around and leave, going straight back to the shop.
No way, Chris thought about it, and tried to use divine power and priesthood authority.
doing what?
Make rations.
Military rations are different from other dishes. The biggest requirement is that they have high energy density and are convenient to eat. There is no requirement for taste.
But things from Chris's hand, of course, will not be so simple and rough.
When it comes to energy density and fighting hunger, the first thing Chris thinks of is the Lambas of the Middle-earth elves.
Lambas is a kind of crispy biscuit. Although it looks more like soft toast to Chris when it is just made, it will turn crispy brown on the outside as long as it is left for a while.This secret recipe, which only a very small number of elven girls called Avaneldi are qualified to know and make, has quite magical effects.Lambas made with the help of elf magic, just one bite can provide an elf with a meal, even the Asgardians, a big eater race, can eat one or two slices in a meal That's enough.
Lambas means "travel bread" in the Elvish language, and it is also a kind of existence similar to military rations. The strange thing is that this kind of thing is still the most delicious food of the elves...
The taste and function are perfect. Although there is no elf magic power, it is not a problem to make lambas with the power of Chris, but Chris does not plan to make lambas directly, because this food has a "fatal" flaw , that is, the appetite cannot be satisfied.Elves and mortals alike who eat Rambass will still crave the taste of bread and meat, no matter how full and delicious the food is.Originally, when marching and fighting, this small defect was not worth considering at all, but for Chris, if he used this kind of cooking, it would be an insult to his priesthood.
Of course, Chris’s golden fried rice is the same dish, and even the effect is much better, but even if the portability is not considered, the materials are not enough. Chris’s energy points cannot be used for military food supply.
What Chris really wanted was the wheat from Aman, grown by the elves in Middle Earth.This kind of wheat is not only a material for making lambas, but also a magical plant itself. No matter when it is sown, it can mature quickly as long as there is sunlight.
Based on the relationship between Chris and the elves of Middle Earth, it is not a problem whether it is a batch of flour for emergency response, or some precious seeds that are never rumored.There is never a shortage of sunshine in Asgard, and Chris's priesthood can also promote crop growth.
That's right, as the God of Cookery, ingredients are of course also part of the priesthood. In addition, Chris's priesthood is originally integrated with the priesthood of the God of Light. For this kind of plant, Chris can even ripen it to one day.
With the magic flour and ample ingredients, Chris has a lot to do.Not only that, Chris even used the Rainbow Bridge to import a large number of spider legs to the Woodland Kingdom to make a simplified version of the roasted spider legs.In fact, with Chris's current cooking skills, it is not difficult to reverse the complete version from this simplified version of the recipe, but the ingredients are not up to standard.
With this skill, Chris would rather develop the general food into a perfect luminous dish!
After becoming a god, Chris seldom showed his abilities, because it was not necessary, so the Asgardians were still confused about what abilities the God of Cookery was in charge of.
Now, everyone is about to find out.
Kneading dough, kneading dough, thousands of repetitions.
Turn on the fire, start the pot, and the fragrance will overflow.
Brush with sauce, garnish, and insert a roasted spider leg.
God of Cookery's special military rations, thousand-layer finger cakes, complete!
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