[Comprehensive Yingmei] Nine Realms God of Cookery

"I don't think that's the point." Even through the red mask, you can see the seriousness and seriousness on Flash's face. Barry doesn't care if God of Cookery wears red underwear, "No wonder Big Blue can get a discount! Yes Already, at the last meeting, he also said that everyone in the alliance is a family, do you think it counts?"

"I think it should be..." Arthur also moved over excitedly. He could get money from the treasury of the Atlantis royal family, but drinking is so expensive, it would be nice to save some money.

"I don't think so," Diana broke their fantasy, "I've never seen the teacher look so ugly."

That's right, Chris, who stared at Superman, his face gradually changed from being very shocked to darker and darker... It's not because he feels sorry for the energy points discounted by the system, but because of what happened here, Heimdall has been paying attention to it all the time At this time, the results have already been spread throughout Asgard.

Since just now, Chris has been receiving messages from other gods...I want to know that these guys who were suspicious for no reason and gloated to see Chris fall into the pit by himself, there is nothing good to say...

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Dirty, silent, cold, dark, and maybe some killings, this is Gotham in the dark, full of deadly dangers and... temptations.

This not-so-old city has an old-fashioned temperament under the night. I don't know what the first generation of pioneers thought, so that the hideous gargoyles became the symbol of this city. Their devilish eyes Stare at every corner in the shadows.

The moonlight leaked out of the dark clouds and sprinkled on a tall gargoyle sculpture, leaving a piece of cold white and a black back.

The Dark Knight, his existence is like the moonlight, although it cannot illuminate all the darkness, it gives people the comfort of being able to look up.

And tonight, Batman seemed to be waiting for someone.

In the shadow magnified by the moonlight, the two sharp long ears moved slightly, and Batman felt something.

The rainbow light pierced the night sky, but was not noticed by anyone in a burst of space distortion. When the rainbow light dispersed, another figure stood in the air beside Batman.

The red cloak fluttering in the night wind, the unassuming and bright colors that are incompatible with Gotham, and the stubborn ancestral red underwear, the son of the sun of the metropolis returned from Asgard, but came to Gotham first.

"You refused?" It was obviously a question sentence, but it came out of Batman's mouth, but it had an undeniable taste.

"Sure enough, I can't hide anything from you. I often wonder, who is the more 'super' among us?" Superman sighed, looking at his partner who didn't intend to explain, he still couldn't help asking, "How did you know?"

"I'm just an ordinary person," Batman's voice still sounded very hoarse, and even if it was just the two of them, he never showed the slightest truth, "but ordinary people can see it, in Asgardian style. , If you agreed, they would have announced it to the whole world long ago. Tsk, the glory of the gods, the eternal life, the immortal kingdom of God, even I am a little tempted, but you really gave up."

"The gods are not immortal, they have explained it before they intend to grant me godhood." Clark's shoulders slumped a little, looking a little tired, "Asgard is very sincere, but I don't want to become a god yet, and Like you, I'm just an ordinary person."

"Excessive modesty is the greatest arrogance."

"At least I don't want to for the time being, and if I want to, it doesn't make any difference whether I want to become a god or not." This sounds arrogant, but no one finds it strange when it comes from Superpopulation, it's just stating a fact.

"You still want to play in the world?" For the first time, Batman's tone also contained a bit of ridicule.

"I was originally a part of you, and I have only lived for more than 20 years. Who can bear it if I suddenly go to the Kingdom of God to become a god? I thought that day would only happen in a few decades. With my body, it may be possible in 100 years." ’ the town boy grumbled, looking around, “Dick didn’t come out with you tonight.”

"Tonight is that day. I left him in the manor, and it happens that you will come back."

"...Bruce, you can't ban Dick from meeting me just because he's more of a fan of Superman than Batman." Clark felt that sometimes it was really hard for him to understand this guy's childish desire to control, even if they were called the best in the world Neither does a partner.

Batman gave Superman a look of disapproval, this guy thought he was so naive?

Superman stared back bravely: That's right!

"Dick is now in an extremely unstable teenage period. It's normal to have his own idol. There are hundreds of millions of boys in the world whose idol is Superman. But they usually don't have access to Superman. Dick is different. He is not an ordinary boy. He It's Robin," Batman explained so much rarely, "I don't want his obsession with you to affect some... mate selection criteria."

Bruce has been paying attention to this aspect ever since seeing "speculation" about Batman and Robin's relationship in certain tabloids.

"B! What are you thinking!" Superman was dumbfounded, "Dick is only 13 years old!"

"When I was 13..." Batman thought for a while, feeling a bit inappropriate, he is not a playboy Bruce now, "When Tony Stark was 13..."

The little reporter was speechless. He wanted to say that the rich second generation was a special case, but found that in a sense, Robin was also a top rich second generation.

Otherwise, how could it be possible to become a policeman without going to college, and to be promoted even if you are often absent from work and have nothing to do?

"...I still don't think you need to worry about this. When Dick asked me to sign our Hot Sight last time, it was signed on the bat dart."

"It's not a good thing to have a crush on me," Batman was still grim, "although it's completely understandable."

"..."

"I haven't congratulated you yet, but now you are one of the most powerful people in the world, controlling one-third of North America." It was obviously a congratulation, but when Batman said it, it sounded like a sarcasm.Fortunately, those who listened didn't care.

"That's what I was going to say," Superman plucked the little curly hair in distress, "you know very well, I don't want to do this at all, and I can't do it well."

No one is more suitable than you.

Batman's throat twitched, but he didn't say it: "You really don't need these, so maybe you can keep the status quo?"

"Of course," Superman nodded, "but I can't guarantee the future. In fact, I'm always worried that I will make mistakes." For example, they have all seen the world of Lord Justice.Clark was always worried that he would become like that, and what was worse, he couldn't make any guarantees at all.

"Anyone can make mistakes."

"But Superman can't." Clark paused, and made up his mind again, "So, I need someone, someone who can stop me when I make a mistake and wake me up."

"...Me?" It took three seconds for the quick-thinking world's number one detective to realize who Superman was talking about.

There is no worse option than this.

"Yes, you are the best choice." Superman nodded, "We are the best partner and best friend. I believe you can help me make the right choice."

"It's impossible, I can't be the best choice," Batman's rejection at this time sounded a little cruel, "I'm just an ordinary person, and I can't be your opponent. I'm sorry, but I'm not Not capable of that."

Against a Superman who is immune to kryptonite and not afraid of magic, even Batman is pretty much powerless.

"I've always known, Bruce, how indestructible your will is." Superman stretched out his hand and spread it out, and there was a sun-like golden light in his palm, "So, I will hand over my weakness to you."

Frigga never thought that this kind of thing would happen, and no god in Asgard could have thought of it. Only Chris had some vague premonition.There is such an existence as Superman, who not only refuses the life and glory of the gods, but the only request is to let the gods help create their own weaknesses!

"This is my divinity. With it, magic and kryptonite can't do much harm to me." Superman's tone was very relaxed, as if the process of pulling out his divinity would not experience great pain, "Now, I give it to you."

"I……"

"If you don't agree, I'll use this to propose to Luther!"

"...Lana Lang, Lily Laia...Louise Lane and Lex Luthor, your taste is really peculiar," Batman's hoarse voice sounded a little lost, "It's a pity I'm not ll , I am bw...bm."

"best wish, best man."

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"You are willing to give this to me, but you still refuse to agree to authorize Wayne Group to sell genuine Superman peripherals?"

"B, you have to know, this logo is just an s to you, but to me, it is my family's crest, and only family members can use it..."

"F**k! I knew you had no good intentions in signing Dick's batarangs!" Batman decided to go back and threw away the whole box of batarangs with s engraved with heat eyes... No, it melted!

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"I never imagined the existence of Superman. He is hope and salvation..."

"Clark Kent should not have existed in this world, I have never seen such an unyielding soul..."

"...farms, ships, the course of the world is changed when this happens..."

"Even a man of steel has a limit, damn it, has this idiot ever thought about..."

"...this tm is the bat log that I only saw after breaking through the thirteenth layer of code?!" In the dark bat cave, a teenager wailed inconceivably.

"Pay attention to the language, Master Dick," Alfred slowly wiped the screen of the bat computer, "and, yes, although Master Bruce never said it himself."