[Comprehensive Yingmei] Nine Realms God of Cookery

"Father thinks, how about doing this?" Loki thought about it, and this is the only way I can save myself from the pain of flesh and blood.

He planned to give Diana the useless earthly kingdom of God directly as an apology, and asked Chris to hand it over as an intermediary, so that he would not have to go to the atrium.

Of course, Diana probably won't accept it, but that doesn't matter, Loki no longer expects Diana to treat him well, as long as he can pass Frigga's test.

"I'm afraid not," Chris pointed out the problem sharply. "Frigal won't allow you to do this. It's about Asgard's face. You have to respond to this matter. In addition, are you sure that God on Earth Can the country give it away completely?"

"No, it's really not possible..." Loki covered his face and vetoed the plan himself, "Then we can only call the army to drive those stupid mortals out? This is too much trouble, when will Sol come back? Let him Just do it for me, that guy likes to fight anyway..."

"Sol should be back soon. I heard that the construction of the dwarves is progressing well. But even if he comes back, he may not help you fight the atrium," Chris reminded, "He still has a lot of people there. friend."

Unless a certain iron can is so desperate to come up with a "cloning Thor" plan... In that case, maybe Saul will be so angry that he will directly rule the atrium?

But it's not easy, even if Thor breaks through the Heavenly Father level, he may not be able to beat a normal Superman who has no kryptonite weakness.

To be honest, Chris would love to see the two red capes fight, especially considering that Superman can also lift Thor's hammer... Although it is not a big deal, there is a possibility on the current earth Hitting people can lift them up.

"Sol's friends?" Loki thought for a while, "The group of ability users I met that day? I remember that many of them are your customers, right?"

"Well, some are, some are not," Chris explained a little bit, "but many of them have powerful abilities."

"Interesting..." Loki still has a deep impression of them. Some powerful individuals even give him a headache, such as a big green guy. Apart from being unable to fly, his combat power is stronger than most Asgardian gods. .

Another example is a dark cat-eared monster who can avoid the thermal sight of Kryptonians by rolling tactically. Loki has always suspected that he has some kind of causal ability.

"You mean, how many alliances have they formed?" Loki learned a lot about the earth from Chris, "All of them are these superpowers?"

"That's right, there are also members who don't have innate superpowers, but they all have unique abilities." Chris nodded, "Why, do you have an idea?"

"There are indeed some," Loki thought. "So, how about asking them to hand over these superpowers? Send them to Asgard and fill them into my personal guard..."

"It's not very possible," Chris said dumbfounded. Loki actually got the idea of ​​X-Men, Avengers and Justice League. The aliens, as well as people from other countries, are not all Americans, nor do they all live in North America, and they are not subject to the jurisdiction of the local government, so it is impossible to use that piece of land to claim all of them.”

"Also, Diana is one of the Big Three of the Justice League, and your brother is also a founding member of the Avengers." Chris reminded Loki worriedly, don't think about dying again.

"Sol? He's in there too?" Loki thought that Sol just happened to be on Earth. "In this case... Maybe my plan has a chance of success!"

……

Things in the United States can be put aside for a while, and the world crisis can also be slowed down for a while. Both Captain America and the Winter Soldier feel that it is time for them to pay attention to the education of their children.

Especially these children have become superheroes one by one.

Steve's two grandchildren and a granddaughter, and Bucky's little grandson... no, except for this one, they all thought it was weird to have such a young kid on the battlefield.

"So, this is what you've been busy with lately?" In the Avengers Building, Tony opened his mouth, hundreds of jokes mocking the old popsicles crowded around his mouth, and he didn't know which one to spray for a while.

"Yes, Tony," Steve nodded. He thought it would be a good idea to ask Tony for help, after all, we are both children. , can you give me and Bucky some ideas?"

"Me? Similar to them?" Tony rolled his eyes, "A young man with ADHD, a slut who picks up girls everywhere, a restless adolescent boy, how am I like them? Oh, and there is a sexy beauty, that's it Yes, but it's a pity that I'm married..."

Steve and Bucky looked at each other, this guy... didn't he really realize that he was describing himself?

"In short, Bucky and I have nothing to do, especially Bucky, he still doesn't dare to contact the Parker family." Steve smiled wryly, he had never encountered such a thing.I'm fine, my grandchildren are basically a few years younger than him, at most they are his peers.The situation of Parker's family is quite special. Little Peter is the youngest among the children, but Ben looks bigger than Bucky...

"I still found out about their bill by some other means, and just paid it." Bucky rubbed his nose, no matter how hard it is to let the child continue to punch, right?

In fact, the Parker family is not too poor, just lower than the standard American middle-class income. Ben Parker is not as smart as his brother, and his position and income in the company can only be said to be about the same.But Americans don’t have the habit of saving. This time the New York crisis wiped out the entire company I worked in. The sudden unemployment caused some embarrassment. People are middle-aged, and it’s not so difficult to find a new job in a short time. easy.

In fact, they still have a sum of money. Peter's parents "accidentally" passed away, and the insurance company lost a large sum of money, but Ben and May deposited it into Peter's trust fund for him to use when he went to college. , did not move a cent.Like his father, Peter studied very well, and he will definitely be admitted to a good university, but he will need a lot of money at that time.

"What kind of a big problem is this?" Tony never felt that there was any connection between "bills" and "problems". Arranged by jarvis, it's okay if you don't want them to know. As for this baby spider, I can write a letter of recommendation. He can go to any university he wants. But it's better to go to MIT. The nerds at Harvard and Stanford are good. There is no such outstanding alumni as Iron Man..."

"Tony, Tony!" Captain America had to interrupt Stark's endless (xuan) case (yao), "Tony, it's not about money, Bucky and I still have some money, we don't need it for now You help. Mainly, neither of us has much experience in teaching teenagers, especially such extraordinary young people."

"Then you are looking for the wrong person, and I have never had children." Tony wondered why they would find him, "Children are simply a disaster for the world!"

Every man who isn't a dad will say that.

"Uh, we mainly want to ask, how do you usually..." Steve hesitated, almost writing the words [problem children know problem children best] on his face.

"..." Tony was really tired, he didn't want to see these two old popsicles at all for the time being: "You should go to Wayne, he has been using child labor illegally since two years ago, how to raise want to be The teenage side of a superhero should be very experienced."

"No, it's unbelievable, you actually believed a Stark's words." Bruce drank a large cup of black tea angrily, because of the two people's visit, Alfred actually threw him out of bed at two o'clock in the afternoon Wake up, two o'clock!

Do they know how chaotic Gotham is recently!

Did you know that a bat needs to get enough sleep during the day?

"you……"

"Cough," the old butler, who was always dressed in uniform, came over with a teapot, "Master Bruce, please don't be rude in front of the guests."

Bruce took a deep breath.

"But you really should have a Robin?" Steve remembers that too, he's seen all the Justice League stuff.

"Dick is different. He was different from other kids since he was a child." Bruce still didn't give them a good look. There's no good way, teenagers are such a headache."

"It's not very fair to Master Richard, Master Bruce," Alfred retorted, "Young Master has also brought you a lot of help, and most of the time you are still very obedient to orders."

Bruce glared at Alfred, but he had nothing to do with the old butler.

"So if there is no way to stop it, it's better to keep it with you, so that you can teach them not to go astray?" Steve thought.

"Wait, don't think about Barry," Bruce suddenly became vigilant, "Even if you are Captain America, you can't abduct the veteran members of the Justice League!"

"I mean Peter," Steve shook his head, "but that kid... seemed a little too lively..."

Bucky also had a headache. It's not that he never thought about taking Peter to his side, but when facing a teenager who was swaying around with cobwebs all day long, he and Steve's fighting styles didn't quite fit, so he I want to ask Tony for help.

Wait, swinging around?

"Steve, what do you think of us bringing Peter to Gotham to be Robin for a while?"

……

"He really said that?" Diana was a little surprised, "It's not like that guy."

"I can understand it. It should be the same reason to hire me as a middleman," Gu Yi smiled, and even made a joke, "And now I don't have to raise the rent."

"Hmph, don't think I'll spare that guy easily," Diana's expression was still not very good when mentioning Loki, "That's it, I'll tell Steve first."