[Comprehensive Yingmei] Nine Realms God of Cookery

When the lights came on again, the entire clown gang was still standing, and only the clown was left.

"Joker, whatever you want to do, go back to Arkham!" Under the lights, countless phantoms of bats gathered together, and Batman appeared in the shadows amidst screams.

"Nono, dear little bat, I'm not looking for you today." The reason why the clown can still stand is not because of how strong he is.In terms of physical skills, the Joker can at best fight the previous Batman [-]-[-] or [-]-[-], which is far from the opponent of Batman who has various enhancements now.Not put down, just because he is crazy enough.

The clown took a hostage, and the hostage was bruised all over by the knife.Generally speaking, it is best to choose a weak woman or child as a hostage, but the clown did the opposite and took a strong man - in order to completely cover himself.

Even Batman can't guarantee that the hostages can be rescued without injury.The clown does not feel pain, and any attack that can instantly incapacitate ordinary people will arouse his ferocity, allowing him to kill the hostages in an instant.

"Where's Bruce Wayne?" Batman didn't expect that the person Joker was looking for was actually Bruce Wayne.

"Wayne left here long ago, you can't find him. I say it again, go back to your Arkham!" Batman and Wayne's relationship has never been a secret, but the real Gotham people like Penguin Big guys, but they rarely want to do anything to Wayne.

One reason is because of the intricate relationship between the four major families.Second, no one wants to face a Batman who has lost his bottom line.

As for why the clown, who has no taboos, hasn't bothered Wayne much, no one knows.After all, ordinary people can't understand the thoughts of madmen.

Penguin cursed in his heart, he shouldn't have invited Wayne!That idiot brought a lot of trouble, but he patted his ass and was rescued by his lover.

Obviously, Batman has been closely protecting Wayne—Penguin even suspects that the bat monster has been hiding in the Playboy's ass after knowing that Wayne is coming to his place—and then at the moment of the accident, , He took Wayne away first, and then came back to save the field.

"Oh, my dear Bat," the Joker squealed, but to be honest, he really didn't have a talent for being funny compared to a talent for crime - if he had, he wouldn't have been cornered in the first place. Become a joker, "We all know that you can find Wayne. Now, let's play a game, one, give Wayne to me..."

"That's impossible!" Batman quickly interrupted him, "Don't think I don't know what you want to do, you want to enter that temple? Kill that heart!"

"Of course, of course, my dear Batboy always understands me best~" The clown laughed exaggeratedly, the corners of his lips that were cut open by himself showed a terrifying ferocity, "Only Batboy can go in, it's really unfair Yes! Very, very unfair!"

That's right, when the clown first debuted, he also brought huge troubles to Batman. Although Batman himself didn't want to admit it, the two were indeed equal in terms of crime and fighting crime.

Lately, though, things have changed quickly -- after Batman gained powerful abilities.

The clown himself does not have any superpowers, at best, he has a stronger self-healing ability than ordinary people, and the ability to be immune to pain to a certain extent because he is too crazy.Most of his crimes depended on his own cunning in cunning.

Batman's intelligence is stronger than him. After his ability improves, the speed at which the Joker is captured back to Arkham becomes faster and faster.

However, recently, the Joker finally knew the secret of Batman's ability!Legends about Norse mythology, about a certain temple...and about Batman's little lover.

Bruce Wayne once entered that temple, which Stark himself said.

"Now, you have two choices." Joker didn't give Batman too much time, "First, bring Wayne to me immediately~"

"This is impossible!"

"Second, how about playing a game with me?" The clown laughed exaggeratedly, and the hostage who was strangled to death was cut with a knife, "I have prepared ten small, small gifts .There are five in this restaurant, and there are five more, anywhere in Gotham. If I don't see Wayne in 10 minutes, it will only be passed on to you~"

Everyone knows that the joker's so-called gifts are nothing more than bombs, gas bombs, or more hostages...

Batman squinted, not surprised by the Joker's so-called game, and certainly not interested, but...God knows how he keeps the mask in sync.

He has found all the bombs in the Bingshan restaurant, but not five, but ten!

Sometimes what the clown says can't even be trusted with a single punctuation mark, but sometimes, it does contain a lot of information.

For example, while there are ten bombs in the restaurant, there are definitely a few scattered throughout Gotham!

"There are 5 minutes left, if Wayne doesn't show up, then I can only accept my little gift~" The clown held a sharp jackknife, gesticulating around the hostage's face, then suddenly raised it again, leaving A slender trace of blood followed, "Oh right, if Bat boy chooses to open the presents here, then the outer ones will have to be given to other people. If the outer ones are opened, then here is...hehe~"

Batman changed his mind, and the Joker accidentally exposed an important piece of information just now, that is, he can control the order of bomb explosions!

In other words, by capturing him, it is likely that all bombs can be stopped!

It's just... how to take down the clown without hurting the hostages?

In order to cover himself in the chaos just now, the clown chose a strong man as a hostage. For both parties, it was a good thing and a bad thing.

For the Joker, the hostage's physique is strong enough to block his slender body, making it difficult for Batman to use many methods.And hostage resistance?The clown didn't take it seriously, even if an unarmed ordinary person struggled, the first person would die first.

To Batman, the physical strength of the hostages looks good, and it should be possible to use more drastic measures.However, there is still not much that can be done. Although the clown only has a knife in his hand and no gun, he is also very difficult to deal with. This guy is very proficient in the "art" of cutting his throat instantly.

It's not that jokers are unwilling to use guns, but they will only shoot and kill their prey when they are absolutely sure.After all, falling into madness has made his physical fitness and fighting ability a lot stronger, and it is still not so easy to practice such skills as guns.

"Of course, the little bat also has a third choice, you always have it," the clown deliberately exposed his head from the hostage's shoulder, "Kill me, hahahahaha, just kill me with one shot, and everything will be over! "

The Joker laughed maniacally, but Batman was silent.He always knew that as long as he wanted to, he could kill this madman at any time, and then... he would become the next madman.

And this is also the biggest wish of the other party.

"Oh, dear Bat doesn't have a gun?" The clown seemed to be afraid that Batman would not kill him, so he took out a gun and threw it high into the air, "It doesn't matter, a qualified clown can always satisfy you." All the desires of adults and children, shoot..."

"boom!"

A shot went off.

The clown still has a crazy and hideous smile on his face.

But it was completely frozen by a bullet hole piercing through the head.

……

Brock Rumlow, whose identity is the special operations captain of S.H.I.E.L.D., is also a well-known crossbones in the underground world. He feels that his life is terribly unlucky.

Especially unlucky today.

Back then, when he was a child, Rumlow was also an ordinary boy, and even like most white boys born after World War II, he regarded Captain America as his idol.

It's just life, sometimes it's so fucked up, families are ruined, people live on the streets, whatever, come and go.Relying on his natural vigor, good talent, and a little chance, Rumlow was "lucky" to worship a top mercenary and imitate the master as his teacher.

If he hadn't been sold to Hydra by that unscrupulous teacher.

Of course, I was still young at that time, but I had already experienced a lot of rumlo, and I didn't have much resistance to joining Hydra.In their line of work, for whom is it not selling?Compared with some employers who are unwilling to even give money, Hydra's benefits are already considered good.

Later, Pierce, one of the "snake heads", was selected to join S.H.I.E.L.D., and Rumlow became more comfortable.Think about it, most of the time on weekdays, you only need to do one task, but you can get two wages!The allowances of these field agents are not too low. After all, who would be willing to work for less money?

As a high-ranking field agent, with ample money, a strong body, and an open face that would make you want to look at him, Rumlow's life is actually pretty good.Even if they don't know what will happen tomorrow, don't most of them also don't know?He's just like everyone else.

But seeing his childhood idol resurrected with his own eyes is really not an experience that ordinary people can have.

What's even more unfortunate is that the little boy who saw Ultraman resurrected has joined the camp of little monsters when he grows up.

As a senior agent appointed by the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. to cooperate with Captain America in all tasks—to be honest, Rumlow himself felt that if a group of hydra could be arranged next to Captain America, both eyes of the director might be different. Blind - Rumlow is worried every day.

Especially when counting the sandbags that are smashed every day, I am afraid that I will become the next one.

Fortunately, not long after, their first mission...failed.

Rumlow can only say that as expected of Captain America, he was able to disappear under the protection or surveillance of a group of agents not long after he recovered in modern society.

After that, Hydra seemed to have noticed something, and decisively decided to transfer some core members and resources to Gotham. For this reason, it also found Gotham's local snakes, and hoped that the natives of Gotham, such as Penguin, would come forward to carry out the plan. Upfront transfer.

Rumlow is in charge of this stage.The high-level officials of Hydra also know that he is actually not very loyal to Hydra, and he is far less fanatical than other members.But in extraordinary times, this is also good, at least not doing unnecessary things.

Rumlow himself knew that without Hydra, he couldn't go anywhere.Therefore, he never considered betraying Hydra.

Rumlow, who was invited to the Iceberg Restaurant, did not expect that he, who did not carry any weapons in order to show his sincerity, would be so unlucky to encounter a Gotham-style... street fight.

He just happened to be held hostage again...

Fortunately, all the people who came this time were Hydra's own people. If the colleagues of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Rumlow also knew who was holding him hostage. joker, a complete lunatic, the first guy to be excluded from Hydra's cooperation intention list.

Finally, Rumlow, who had been waiting for an opportunity for a long time, looked at the pistol that fell, and suddenly burst into flames. His marksmanship is not comparable to that of a clown, not to mention that at such a short distance, there is no possibility of missing.

No one expected that the clown who killed countless people in Gotham was actually killed by a hostage...

That's right, even if it's a clown, without enough information, it's impossible to know that among a group of ordinary guests, Hydra's agents were mixed in.Penguin's secrecy can still be done well, and only he knows about the cooperation with Hydra.

"You..." Even Batman didn't expect that the guy who was a hostage one second would become a murderer the next second.Even in Gotham, where the folk customs are simple and honest, such things are rare.Batman felt that it might be necessary to send this guy into Arkham for a walk...

"S.H.I.E.L.D. handles the case," Rumlow didn't care so much, pointed a gun at the speechless Batman with one hand, and showed his ID with the other, "Please come with us, Mr. Batman."

The author has something to say: To be honest, among all the villains in DC, what I can't understand the most is why the clown can live for so long...

Before adding the Bacchus factor and other messy settings, the clown was just an ordinary person, not to mention that he had offended almost all the villains in Gotham, even if there was any one of the policemen who escorted him to Arkham every time, If he had been shot, he would have died long ago.

That's right, there is a version of the setting that the person who kills the clown will be infected by a certain virus and become a clown himself, but the problem is... almost no one else knows it!

Anyway, I think that if I were a Gotham policeman, I might accidentally fire a gun and shoot the clown in the headshot if I "missed".

After all, other super criminals in Gotham, such as Penguin, Black Mask and so on, will bribe the police. I don’t mind using money to be a black policeman. The problem is, clowns can only kill people...