[Comprehensive Yingmei] Nine Realms God of Cookery

"Well, I'm telling the truth." After being hit on the head by Legolas with an empty Poké Ball, Thor finally raised his hands in surrender.

"I know I'm not as smart as Loki, so I can only ask you for help, please, dear Lai~" Sol held Legolas' hand very affectionately, and almost got down on one knee.

"Evil, who is your little Lai!" Legolas kicked Saul ruthlessly, "Besides, isn't it equivalent to not saying anything?"

"Let me explain," Loki rubbed his head, "If this goes on, we really will run out of time."

"Shaka is not a very strong civilization. They have only been on the interstellar stage for less than a thousand years. However, this matter involves the gods, so it must be handled by the Golden Palace."

"And now, the father of the gods entrusted us with this matter to test me and Thor. As for the test..." Loki paused, and the few people knew the answer very well, "and this guy, decided Looking for foreign aid. Of course, it’s up to you whether to agree to such a thing or not.”

Having said that, Loki obviously still hopes to drag Legolas into the pit, otherwise, he would not have helped to kidnap him from Earth directly with the Rainbow Bridge.

That's right, in the eyes of Loki and Sol—of course also under Frigga's misleading—this is a trial about the succession of the throne, and it is worth their all.

Although in the "truth" discovered before, Thor has been overwhelmingly unfavorable in the competition between the two, but he does not intend to withdraw from this competition that has lasted for thousands of years.

Loki also doesn't want to see Sol just quit like this, but Loki will still show his full strength.Respect Saul and respect yourself more.

However, even with Sol's limited intelligence, he understood that this matter could not be resolved directly by force - he didn't even know where the other party was, let alone hit the door.And when it comes to these twists and turns, I'm definitely not as good as Loki.

So, Sol slapped his head and decided to find a smart foreign aid, he just wanted to fight.

"Then why did you come to me?" Legolas rolled his eyes. "If you want to say, I have a better relationship with Loki. Are you not afraid that I will help Loki directly?"

"Comeon, Lai, you won't be so heartless, right?" Saul patted his butt and got up, "The Thunder unicorn you asked for last time was caught for you by me!"

"Yeah, after electrocuting more than half of the edible part," Legolas looked completely ungrateful, "seriously, you have to use lightning to attack the Thunder Unicorn?"

In fact, the most important reason is that according to the law of Asgard, all thunder unicorns belong only to Thor, so Legolas can only ask Thor to help him catch them.

"Okay, let's deal with this matter first." Loki smoothed things over, "We don't have much time left over there."

"Then we should find out where they are, let Heimdall open the Rainbow Bridge, fight directly there, and teach them a lesson!" Saul, who was full of war and glory, first put forward his own opinion.

The room was silent for a few seconds.

"Uh, what's the matter?" Saul was a little puzzled when he saw the two people staring at him.

"So, what do you suggest, Legolas?" Loki asked Legolas, completely ignoring Thor.

"Hey, is there something wrong with what I said?" Thor tried to arouse the attention of the two, but failed completely.

"This kind of thing, I remember the teacher said, Asgard has encountered it before, right?" Legolas ignored Thor, but still resigned to his fate and began to perform the duties of the dog-headed army division, "Actually, this is just a misunderstanding , so we just need to appease that queen? How did Asgard deal with it before?"

"That's true," Loki showed an appreciative look that someone could finally communicate with. "It's a pity that Queen Shaka seems really angry this time, and even Sol's latest sex can't appease her."

"Wait," Sol suddenly heard something terrible, "you! Could it be that before..."

"It's nothing, it's just yours. Except for the occasional meeting of the Galactic Federation, you never cared about Asgard's diplomacy. I have always been in charge." Loki waved his hand, "In fact, apart from yours, there are There are a lot of people who want Chris. Unfortunately, no one can get Chris, and no one dares to."

Loki shrugged. In fact, he might be able to shoot.But... Loki is also one of those people who don't dare. Loki believes that if he really dared to do that, if he was caught, Chris would definitely take off his pants at the gate of the Golden Palace and beat him up...

When Sol was stunned for a moment and didn't know what to say, Legolas said hesitantly: "Well, cough, when the teacher took me to the atrium before... anyway... cough cough... you have heard Sexy photos, and pole dancing?"

"Oh~?" As a spellcaster, Loki's eyes glowed with curiosity, which is one of the most beautiful qualities of a spellcaster.

"Very good, the matter of Star Shaka is settled." Loki finished casting a spell on the crystal ball in high spirits, surrounded by Legolas, Fandral, Hogan, Vostagg, Sif, and a group of Sol with a distraught face.

"Unfortunately, we still haven't been able to achieve perfection." Sif, who was temporarily pulled over to act as a costume designer, shook her head with still insatiable desire.

"It's okay, after all, this is only the first time." The chief director Rocky withdrew the illusion of creating the scene, "I think we still have a lot of opportunities..."

"Hey, Loki, Thor, I think you guys have to read this first." Fandral took out a scroll from his arms, "I just heard the news from Heimdall, I think you are concentrating on finishing it, so there is no bother you."

Loki had a bad premonition, opened the scroll, thinking that there were no outsiders here, reached out his hand, and a magnified projection appeared in midair.

Another planet was attacked by a ghost dragon ship. The attacker was a woman who declared that she was going to become a pirate king. Her face was not recorded in the video. She could only be judged from the voice. It should be a woman, but I am not sure if it is true. sound.

From the video, Loki caught a glimpse of the ghost dragon ship, which indeed resembled Asgard's technology.If it wasn't for Loki himself who has the highest authority of the Asgard Academy of Magic, and most of these idiots next to him are commanders in the army, maybe Loki would think that this is really something from Asgard The secret weapon.

To make matters worse, the image failed to capture the appearance of that Pirate King, but captured... Chris' figure!Although Chris didn't make a move, the appearance of Asgard's God of Cookery on the boat made the whole thing inseparable from Asgard.

What's more terrible is that the ruler of the planet that was attacked was an old male king with more than 100 descendants...

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In the chaotic and turbulent universe, a new force has risen. Although this so-called force has only one strange pirate ship called "Black Pearl", there are not many living creatures on board. But this does not prevent them from becoming one of the most dangerous interstellar pirates in the entire universe.

No way, most of the forces have never even seen the legendary pirate captain, because they can't even beat that group of weird undead skeleton soldiers.

However, all the skeleton soldiers held Asgard's signature standard weapons in their hands, plus the God of Cookery who showed up from time to time, and the bitter masters who couldn't find the ghost ship all protested towards Asgard.

In a few years, things seem to be completely reversed from the past thousands of years.Thor, Loki, Legolas, and the four warriors dealt with all kinds of aftermath tasks all day long.Threats and lures, gentleness and appeasement, all methods were used.

What made several people even more desperate was that Chris hadn't received Asgard's communication for several years, and even Heimdall's attention was directly blocked.Even, Chris didn't open the gate of Asgard every time the temple was opened.This is what makes these young people most desperate.

The strange thing is that in the Golden Palace, neither the God King nor the God Empress expressed any opinion on this, as if they had acquiesced.

Odin woke up early, but he didn't overturn Frigg's decision.Chris didn't plan to contact Asgard, mainly to avoid arousing Hela's anger and make her emotional.At least, before Hela completes her task, she can maintain a period of peace.

Of course, Frigga chose to cooperate with him, preventing Sol and Loki from disrupting Chris's plan.

However, Chris himself is also very helpless. He just keeps Hela from approaching Asgard for the time being. It doesn't need Chris to follow the boat all the time and show his face in public.At the speed of Hella's modified Black Pearl, it should have reached Earth long ago.

But... Hela seems determined to tie Chris to the boat and serve as the cook.Chris was so angry that he wanted to drive the Titan Astrolabe away...if it wasn't for the star map in his hand.

"Hela, haven't you fixed it yet?" Chris lay weakly on the deck. "It's been almost ten years, and hundreds of advanced civilization planets have been robbed. What exactly are you looking for?"

"Those guys are worthy of being called advanced civilizations?" Hela sneered, "Cowardly, stupid, apart from daring to protest a few times, they don't even have the courage to face me. What I'm looking for is an army. An army from the sea! Not a flock of sheep!"

"So, where is your army?" Chris rolled his eyes. "If I remember correctly, I already got you the Golden Armored Guards a few years ago. Are they not enough?"

"They are indeed brave enough, but..." Hela shook her head, "It's not their specialty to hunt down enemies in the universe. But don't worry, I already have a goal."

"Oh, that's really great, I'm so happy for you," Chris clapped his hands without sincerity, "Can you send me to the atrium first, please? Captain with a goal?"

"This is impossible, you have to help my old lady again, Chris," Hela still refused cruelly, "Although these guys are not very strong, they are not very easy to catch. You have to help me find a way."

"Oh?" Chris was a little curious. It's not uncommon for a character to receive such an evaluation from Hella.

"Predators." Hela didn't hide anything, her eyes were shining brightly, "I've been staring at them for a long time."