[Comprehensive Yingmei] Nine Realms God of Cookery

Chris didn't have time to wait for Mr. Pervert to recover slowly, so he turned on Time Acceleration directly. Under Mr. Pervert's head, a body "grows" at a speed visible to the naked eye.

This phenomenon that completely violates the conservation of mass...is it worthy of being called a mutant?At least, Chris doesn't think that a "self-healing ability" can explain the scene in front of him.

For Chris, there's good news and bad news right now.

The good news is that the previous tights have been completely frozen and shattered into powder when touched, and the self-healing ability will not grow the clothes.Therefore, what appeared in front of Chris was the naked Mr. Pervert.

Although it looks more perverted... But at least the figure is really good, so Chris nodded appreciatively.

The bad news is that this beauty only lasted for a short time, and a bunch of scars and bumps poured out of the naked Mr. Pervert, and the tight and sexy skin was gone.

"Tsk, can't you find a way to beautify yourself?" Chris frowned.

"Do you think I don't want to?!" Mr. Pervert jumped up from the ground after recovering, without any sense of shame about the clothes, "No way, this is the setting of the brother, even if I find a weapon master, I can't do it. I can only kill that sunny beach! I also recognize it, this is my setting, anyway, I am just as sexy with or without my good looks!"

Mr. Pervert twisted the poses of a few sexy girls and blew a kiss to Chris, but no sexy girl has something that shouldn't be thrown around when she's flirting... Shouldn't there be?

"It's just the cancer cells spreading all over the body, and it's not a side effect of your self-healing ability itself. Why can't you get rid of it?" Chris couldn't bear it anymore, and decided to correct Mr. Pervert's appearance.

"That's right, but my brother's self-healing ability is too strong, stronger than that Australian version of the Canadian Wolverine. According to that doctor, cancer cells are also a part of my brother, and there is no way to treat them."

"Isn't it enough to just cure the cancer?"

"I also think about it. If it can be cured, I won't be like this in the first place. Alas, my brother is really unlucky~" Although Chris has been exposing his scars, Mr. Pervert doesn't seem to care at all.

"It's just that the current earth methods cannot cure it."

"what?"

"I mean, something like cancer is not worth mentioning at the cosmic level," Chris explained blankly, "your cancer, fundamentally speaking, has never been bound to self-healing ability However, it is just a 'common' disease. In the main universe, whether it is alien technology or magic, there are many ways to solve it. Even if the earth develops for a few years, black technology may be safe Get rid of cancer. You should know a lot about the magic side, the universe side, and even future people, right?"

Mr. Pervert was stunned suddenly, "But brother has always been like this, the screenwriter of the main universe said..."

"Who knows," Chris shrugged, "maybe your scriptwriter is just too stupid?"

Mr. Pervert's eyes were red, "Damn it, I knew that those editors must be jealous of my handsomeness, so they wouldn't restore it to me! I'm going to cut them off!"

"It's up to you, but you have to pay the bill first." Chris quickly stopped the pervert who was trying to slip away, and God knows where he took out a belt...

"Well, I'd better find a way to restore my handsomeness first. Do you think I should go to Ah Mie and ask him if cancer can be cured in the 22nd century?"

"I think you might as well use magic to be more reliable. After all, your friend was beheaded for planting melons in an alien planet, and he failed to beautify himself until he died." Chris gave a sincere suggestion.

"Magic? You mean I can go find that stingy horse-faced Sherlock Holmes?"

"Or..." Chris suddenly thought of something, "Do you want to eat more?"

"Of course!" Mr. Pervert touched his stomach, it seems that rebirth cannot recover with the food in his stomach, "Brother is starving to death."

……

"Sure enough," Chris rubbed his chin. This time, Mr. Pervert didn't order by himself, but chose the chef's recommended menu, so Chris served a rainbow porridge.

This 38-level cuisine from the hands of the ancient God of Cookery Liu Angxing, after glowing, has the magical effect of eliminating almost all negative effects, and of course cancer is not a problem.

It has to be said that Wade Wilson-yes, Chris suddenly realized that he could call him Wade, not the one who played basketball-was not the first customer Chris had served, after all, Some races in the universe have no concept of clothes.

But the first human primate customer...

In front of Chris, Wade, who drank the rainbow porridge, finally looked less hungry. The tumor on his body wriggled and disappeared, and his sexy appearance was restored.

Especially that face, I can rely on it for food again... except for the hair.

Well, the body is restored, but the hair has not grown, which is very reasonable.

"Even if I'm bald, I'm still so handsome!" The bar counter in front of Wade has turned into a mirror, and a naked bald man is scratching his head and posing narcissistically.

"Okay, it's time for you to pay, Mr. Wade." Chris interrupted Wade's excitement.

"Come on, what's the relationship between us? You see, I'm already like this, let's talk about it next time, and next time," Wade actually rolled into the bar and put his arms around Chris's shoulders, looking like he was a good brother.

Chris looked down at Wade in distaste, thankfully he adjusted his height and then upgraded and strengthened, otherwise he might have to look up to those 1 meters long legs, "Don't try to escape the order, if you can't do it, just use you Pay the bill with the self-healing factor." Then with a wave of his hand, all the kitchen utensils in the bar counter disappeared, so as not to get dirty.

"Okay, stingy guy," Wade wiped his short hair. Under the effect of the self-healing factor, the hair on the top has begun to grow, but the bottom has not yet, "Okay, brother, eat some If you lose, you will pay with your flesh.” As he spoke, Wade supported the pillar next to him, and Duan Yanwu came.

"If you want to show your body, in theory, wearing a little something is more attractive than nothing at all." Chris looked very calm.

"Come on, don't tell me you don't want to, I know how handsome I am. Come on, I will make you comfortable, just like my little cutie," Wade circled around Chris, " My brother’s technique has been certified, it’s top-notch!”

"Shut up!" Chris couldn't bear it any longer, "Pick up your ass!"

"Hey! Brother is the one at the top!"

"Shut up, you, even your wife can be on top of you!"

"I can't help it, brother's wife is so cute, those idiots dared to kill her in the first place, brother... ouch~"

……

Wade wasn't lying, his skills were really good, after all, he was a guy who had countless...partners.In terms of the species richness of the bed partner, I am afraid it is better than Chris.

"Huh, you guy, with the shell of a big warm man, you are actually a gay, and you are still a very gay guy! Oh, brother's waist is dying, I really want to cut it off and grow a new one." Wade clapped exaggeratedly slumped on...the bed in the kitchen.It's not that Chris didn't want to take him into the lounge area, but insisted on creating a bed in the kitchen.But Fenrir is still inside, if you really want to go in and mess around, you might be bitten... the kind that doesn't take it apart.

"No, you don't want to mess up my floors anymore," Chris rolled his eyes, "Besides, I'm not gay."

"Huh? Do you still discriminate against gays? My brother strongly condemns you on behalf of the gay sex justice association!"

"Of course I don't discriminate against gays, and the word gays you use is already discriminatory enough. Besides, what kind of association is that? To be precise, the definition of gays should be having sex with the same sex," Chris is still very Rigorous, "But I haven't had sex with any male human beings so far."

Well, Chris's body template was an ordinary male human being when it was first shaped. Although it has been strengthened so many times, it is not impossible to say that the essence has not changed.

And for thousands of years, Chris's bed partners include Asgardians, Kryptonians, and various cosmic races, and the native earth races are only Atlanteans, that is to say...

"You actually think people are better than gays?" Wade was so shocked that he turned over and fell on Chris, after thinking about it, he felt something was wrong, "Wait, you slept with my brother, and that old wolf! "

"Mutants are not human," Chris declared righteously.

"Wow, my brother actually slept with a bastard who discriminates against mutants?" Wade was even more shocked, put his hands on the bed, and poked Chris' waist.

"Come on, don't tell me this, you have to go to Marvel and ask yourself." Seeing that there was still more time, Chris turned over and started fighting again.

……

In theory, as long as the last customer refuses to check out and leave, the settlement will not be completed, and Chris will not be able to close the door until the opening of a new day.

Normally, Chris wouldn't let this kind of thing happen, but today is different. Wade's coming in means that no one can take Chris out. This guy is not from this timeline at all.

Therefore, Chris chose to have enough fun for himself first, and then let Wade check out and leave after playing for a night-yes, it is so ruthless, anyway, with Wade's self-healing ability, he will not what's wrong.

Well, the main reason is that the karma in Wade's body is so strong that it is about to explode, which is too attractive to Chris. Otherwise, Chris believes that his integrity value would not be so low.

Chris was almost stuck in completing the settlement.Of course, the content of the settlement is not Wade's so-called "flesh compensation", but the scattered flesh and blood containing self-healing factors. Chris has already collected the bill.

Watching Wade leave, Chris felt a little complicated.

On the one hand, this guy actually refused, and the clothes he presented, just like a belt that he took out from nowhere, bouncing out, saying that he wanted to "show his sexiness to the world"... Ke Reese silently lit a root of wax for the people outside.

On the other hand, the deal with Wade inexplicably provided a lot of experience, which became the last straw that broke the camel's back, and Chris upgraded.

Got to level 50.

However, the system has no time to update...