[Comprehensive Yingmei] Nine Realms God of Cookery
Chapter 183 Chapter 183: Chris who is crazy about love?
Investigating Chris is easy to say, but in practice, it is not that simple.
The first thing Loki thought of was to investigate the origin of Chris and when he took charge of the Hella god system.
In Asgard, if you want to know the "legend" of the God of Cookery, you can chat with you for three days and three nights with any Asgardian.However, there is almost no real valuable information in it.
"No, no, no, or no..." When it comes to knowing Chris, none of these three people is bad, and they don't need to inquire about those market news at all. What they need is more in-depth information.
Loki is the god son of Chris, and Legolas has the Yin-Yang Qixing knife with Chris' spiritual power in his hand. Together, the two are almost equivalent to Chris' heir.Information about the entire Hela pantheon, and even the entire Asgard, is open to them.
However, the trio can still say nothing about Chris's origins.Loki only knows that Chris suddenly came to Asgard about 3000 years ago, suddenly became a god, and suddenly took charge of the Hela pantheon.
Everything was so sudden, Chris seemed to appear out of nowhere, and all the records of him in Asgard ended in that mysterious temple.
What people didn't expect was that the most valuable harvest came from Sol.
When it comes to collecting information, the first thing that comes to mind in most Asgards is Heimdall, the patron saint who claims to keep his eyes on the Nine Realms.Loki and Thor are no exception.
Among the three, Legolas has just arrived and is not familiar with anyone, and the relationship between Loki and Heimdall has not been very good.So, this heavy responsibility fell on Saul.
Heimdall's tone is also notoriously strict, otherwise Odin would not have dared to let him take on such an important task.But there is basically no bad wine in Asgardians, so Thor brought a few bottles of Golden Palace mead, and prepared to have a mess with Heimdall.
Well, the Golden Palace mead was secretly taken out by Loki from Chris' wine cellar, and it was also faked as the traces of Legolas' entry and exit.
Generally speaking, Heimdall is unlikely to get into trouble due to alcohol, but after all, Thor is the eldest prince of Asgard, the first in line heir, as long as it is not those things that Odin ordered to seal up, Heimdall felt that there was nothing he could not tell Saul.
For Thor, the older Heimdall had been a brother and friend all his life.Originally, Saul still felt a little guilty about cheating Heimdall.But soon, Sol was completely stunned by the news that Heimdall kept breaking out.
"Uncle Chris is not a human! No, I mean, Chris is not an Asgardian!" Thor shouted excitedly to the two.
"Sure enough," Loki thought thoughtfully. He also had this guess before, but he couldn't be sure, because Chris's status in Asgard was so high that it was hard to believe that an "outsider" could reach such a level. the point.
"And then?" Loki asked.
"Then Heimdall told me that before Chris came to Asgard, he knew his mother. Not only that, but my mother was not the first Asgardian god to come into contact with Chris, and there was another god. He was the first to befriend Uncle Chris."
"who is it?"
"I don't know," Thor shook his head, "No matter how much I ask, Heimdall won't say anything."
Loki understands that, since this is the case, it means that this god is probably Hela, the existence whose history has been erased.
"Very well, we now have more information..."
"Wait, didn't you know before? The teacher was not an Asgardian god in the first place." Legolas said suddenly.
Loki and Thor: ? ? ?
"I heard from ada that two or three thousand years ago, facing the threat of the demon king Sauron, Asgard sent reinforcements to Middle-earth."
Loki nodded, he had seen this history in the records.
"That's right, the powerful Valkyrie troops were dispatched," Thor even knew, which was unusual.But it’s true, Sol once wanted to be a Valkyrie, so he probably did some research. “It’s a pity that due to various reasons, the Valkyrie couldn’t take action directly.”
"That's right, but in that war, there was a third party, that is Teacher Chris." Legolas thought for a while, "It should be at that time that the teacher taught us cooking skills. It is certain Unfortunately, the teacher at that time had nothing to do with Asgard. In our records, it is only mentioned that the teacher has a good relationship with the leader of the Asgard reinforcements."
"Who was the leader at that time? The commander of Valkyrie?" Loki asked.
"No, Valkyrie doesn't have a commander. Usually when they go out...it seems to be directly accepting the orders of the father of the gods?" Sol touched his head.
"I don't know, there is no history book that records the leader of the Asgard reinforcements at that time." Legolas's memory is quite good, and he can be regarded as well-read in the Woodland Kingdom.
With one clue in his hand, Loki sorted it out carefully, and came to a...a conclusion that he couldn't believe.
"What's wrong with Loki? Did you find anything?" Sol was the first to notice that something was wrong with Loki.
"No, it's nothing, just some personal guesses... Sol, can you go and get the genealogy map of the gods?" Loki finally decided to verify his guess.
"Well, I have to do all the hard work." Thor shrugged, and flew out with Mionir in his arms.
"Come on, Legolas, before Thor comes back, we just go to the priest's study to make sure."
Loki is very familiar with Chris's study, at least much more familiar than Legolas, after all, he has come here often since he was a child, especially that table, he and Sol don't know how many times they have been beaten on it.All Loki needs is for Legolas to help open some places wrapped in Chris's spiritual power.
Legolas always felt that it was wrong to do this, but... this exciting feeling really made the adventure-loving elf prince unable to stop.
……
"Snapped!"
"It's really like this!" Loki patted the table heavily, and then paced back and forth anxiously.
"What happened? Loki, you have to make it clear, we are not as smart as you." Thor stopped Loki dissatisfied.
Legolas really wanted to refute Thor's "we". He just didn't know much about Asgard, so after thinking about it, let it go.
"Haven't you discovered it yet? Look at Chris's imprint of the gods yourself. The priest is in charge of the Hela pantheon, but he is not the main god of the pantheon."
"What's so strange about this? It's normal for the gods who inherited the pantheon not to become the main god, although Chris should be stronger than most of the main gods." Indeed, in this regard, royal family members like Sol and Loki Even more special, none of them have independent gods, but they are already the main gods.
"Of course it's nothing if it's not the main god, but if you look at this pedigree of the gods again, Chris is, he is a god! He is in charge of the current god system as a god!" Loki pointed out the biggest problem.
At this time, even Sol realized that something was wrong. After all, any Asgardian god knew very well what it meant to be a god.
Only Legolas is still not very clear, and Loki needs to explain it to him.
"Let me see, that's right, Uncle Chris is indeed a god," Sol's fingers slid on the pedigree of the gods, "and the main god he belongs to is...is it?"
This is strange, generally speaking, if the main god falls, the subordinate god will either be promoted to the new main god, or go out independently.Theoretically speaking, it is impossible to have a deity who retains the identity of a god, but does not have a corresponding main god.
"So, I have a bold guess." Loki's expression became very serious, "Chris's main god is Hela! Hela who created the Hela pantheon!"
"It doesn't make sense," Saul was the first to object. "Whether Hella really existed or not, she has already disappeared."
"It's disappearing, not confirming the fall," Loki pointed to the genealogy map of the gods, which just corresponds to the above situation. "And, theoretically speaking, even if Hela is still there, with the power of the priest, it is completely enough to become the new main god. The reason why he has kept his identity as a god is that his relationship with that Hela is far more than ours. Imagine."
This is what Loki really made, the conclusion, the shocking truth.
"This...how is it possible, that's Uncle Chris..." Sol showed a "you understand" expression.
"Uh, so, what's the problem? Maybe the teacher has a lover who disappeared for a long time, who was the former main god?" Although Legolas didn't know why he suddenly heard a shocking gossip, but this is not very normal ?
Sol stared at Legolas with an expression of seeing the undead, until he confirmed that this guy really didn't understand, and then he was surprised to popularize Chris's "great achievements" to him.
……
"Teacher..." Legolas' heart was very complicated, and he finally understood why ada repeatedly told him to "take care of yourself" before leaving...
"No, it's still possible," Loki seemed to have made up his mind, took out a scroll, and unfolded it, "Look, according to the data I have recorded, in the past few thousand years, among Chris's one-night stands, the male about Accounted for 71%, females accounted for only 15%, and 14% belonged to creatures of unknown gender... And, in the 375 times when faced with the choice of male and female at the same time, the priest chose male 298 times... There were three times In the above relationship, the proportion of males is much greater than that of females... The most important thing is that among these objects, there are only male gods, not a single goddess."
Loki tapped on the scroll, "I think, does this mean that in Chris' heart, his goddess will always be the only one? That one?"
Sol was shocked to see this magically compressed list that still seemed huge. There were still many of his god friends on it, such as the ones who were drinking and fighting together two days ago...
No, no, what's even more shocking is... "How on earth did you get this thing?" It's so detailed, including the time, place and characters?Thor sent a soul torture to Loki.
"You know, magic is very convenient."
Sometimes the lies of the God of Lies may not be able to deceive Thor's persistent gaze.
"Okay." Loki's face turned slightly red, and he immediately returned to normal. "You have to understand that when you were young, you were always curious about the whereabouts of adults..."
Saul pointed to the latest record, which was dated not so long ago, and it wasn't "when I was a child".
"These are not important! What's important is the conclusion!" Loki became a little annoyed, and threw out another scroll, "If you want to read it, here's yours."
As soon as Legolas glanced at it, Thor pressed the scroll back instantly.I swear by the eyesight of an elf, this scroll is really quite normal compared to the teacher’s. No matter how you say it, Sol is almost three thousand years old. It’s normal to have four or five girls he liked. It is an ephemeral species that has been turned into a handful of loess.
It's just...although it's just a quick glance...but...compared to the teacher's... this scroll is just as detailed...
The first thing Loki thought of was to investigate the origin of Chris and when he took charge of the Hella god system.
In Asgard, if you want to know the "legend" of the God of Cookery, you can chat with you for three days and three nights with any Asgardian.However, there is almost no real valuable information in it.
"No, no, no, or no..." When it comes to knowing Chris, none of these three people is bad, and they don't need to inquire about those market news at all. What they need is more in-depth information.
Loki is the god son of Chris, and Legolas has the Yin-Yang Qixing knife with Chris' spiritual power in his hand. Together, the two are almost equivalent to Chris' heir.Information about the entire Hela pantheon, and even the entire Asgard, is open to them.
However, the trio can still say nothing about Chris's origins.Loki only knows that Chris suddenly came to Asgard about 3000 years ago, suddenly became a god, and suddenly took charge of the Hela pantheon.
Everything was so sudden, Chris seemed to appear out of nowhere, and all the records of him in Asgard ended in that mysterious temple.
What people didn't expect was that the most valuable harvest came from Sol.
When it comes to collecting information, the first thing that comes to mind in most Asgards is Heimdall, the patron saint who claims to keep his eyes on the Nine Realms.Loki and Thor are no exception.
Among the three, Legolas has just arrived and is not familiar with anyone, and the relationship between Loki and Heimdall has not been very good.So, this heavy responsibility fell on Saul.
Heimdall's tone is also notoriously strict, otherwise Odin would not have dared to let him take on such an important task.But there is basically no bad wine in Asgardians, so Thor brought a few bottles of Golden Palace mead, and prepared to have a mess with Heimdall.
Well, the Golden Palace mead was secretly taken out by Loki from Chris' wine cellar, and it was also faked as the traces of Legolas' entry and exit.
Generally speaking, Heimdall is unlikely to get into trouble due to alcohol, but after all, Thor is the eldest prince of Asgard, the first in line heir, as long as it is not those things that Odin ordered to seal up, Heimdall felt that there was nothing he could not tell Saul.
For Thor, the older Heimdall had been a brother and friend all his life.Originally, Saul still felt a little guilty about cheating Heimdall.But soon, Sol was completely stunned by the news that Heimdall kept breaking out.
"Uncle Chris is not a human! No, I mean, Chris is not an Asgardian!" Thor shouted excitedly to the two.
"Sure enough," Loki thought thoughtfully. He also had this guess before, but he couldn't be sure, because Chris's status in Asgard was so high that it was hard to believe that an "outsider" could reach such a level. the point.
"And then?" Loki asked.
"Then Heimdall told me that before Chris came to Asgard, he knew his mother. Not only that, but my mother was not the first Asgardian god to come into contact with Chris, and there was another god. He was the first to befriend Uncle Chris."
"who is it?"
"I don't know," Thor shook his head, "No matter how much I ask, Heimdall won't say anything."
Loki understands that, since this is the case, it means that this god is probably Hela, the existence whose history has been erased.
"Very well, we now have more information..."
"Wait, didn't you know before? The teacher was not an Asgardian god in the first place." Legolas said suddenly.
Loki and Thor: ? ? ?
"I heard from ada that two or three thousand years ago, facing the threat of the demon king Sauron, Asgard sent reinforcements to Middle-earth."
Loki nodded, he had seen this history in the records.
"That's right, the powerful Valkyrie troops were dispatched," Thor even knew, which was unusual.But it’s true, Sol once wanted to be a Valkyrie, so he probably did some research. “It’s a pity that due to various reasons, the Valkyrie couldn’t take action directly.”
"That's right, but in that war, there was a third party, that is Teacher Chris." Legolas thought for a while, "It should be at that time that the teacher taught us cooking skills. It is certain Unfortunately, the teacher at that time had nothing to do with Asgard. In our records, it is only mentioned that the teacher has a good relationship with the leader of the Asgard reinforcements."
"Who was the leader at that time? The commander of Valkyrie?" Loki asked.
"No, Valkyrie doesn't have a commander. Usually when they go out...it seems to be directly accepting the orders of the father of the gods?" Sol touched his head.
"I don't know, there is no history book that records the leader of the Asgard reinforcements at that time." Legolas's memory is quite good, and he can be regarded as well-read in the Woodland Kingdom.
With one clue in his hand, Loki sorted it out carefully, and came to a...a conclusion that he couldn't believe.
"What's wrong with Loki? Did you find anything?" Sol was the first to notice that something was wrong with Loki.
"No, it's nothing, just some personal guesses... Sol, can you go and get the genealogy map of the gods?" Loki finally decided to verify his guess.
"Well, I have to do all the hard work." Thor shrugged, and flew out with Mionir in his arms.
"Come on, Legolas, before Thor comes back, we just go to the priest's study to make sure."
Loki is very familiar with Chris's study, at least much more familiar than Legolas, after all, he has come here often since he was a child, especially that table, he and Sol don't know how many times they have been beaten on it.All Loki needs is for Legolas to help open some places wrapped in Chris's spiritual power.
Legolas always felt that it was wrong to do this, but... this exciting feeling really made the adventure-loving elf prince unable to stop.
……
"Snapped!"
"It's really like this!" Loki patted the table heavily, and then paced back and forth anxiously.
"What happened? Loki, you have to make it clear, we are not as smart as you." Thor stopped Loki dissatisfied.
Legolas really wanted to refute Thor's "we". He just didn't know much about Asgard, so after thinking about it, let it go.
"Haven't you discovered it yet? Look at Chris's imprint of the gods yourself. The priest is in charge of the Hela pantheon, but he is not the main god of the pantheon."
"What's so strange about this? It's normal for the gods who inherited the pantheon not to become the main god, although Chris should be stronger than most of the main gods." Indeed, in this regard, royal family members like Sol and Loki Even more special, none of them have independent gods, but they are already the main gods.
"Of course it's nothing if it's not the main god, but if you look at this pedigree of the gods again, Chris is, he is a god! He is in charge of the current god system as a god!" Loki pointed out the biggest problem.
At this time, even Sol realized that something was wrong. After all, any Asgardian god knew very well what it meant to be a god.
Only Legolas is still not very clear, and Loki needs to explain it to him.
"Let me see, that's right, Uncle Chris is indeed a god," Sol's fingers slid on the pedigree of the gods, "and the main god he belongs to is...is it?"
This is strange, generally speaking, if the main god falls, the subordinate god will either be promoted to the new main god, or go out independently.Theoretically speaking, it is impossible to have a deity who retains the identity of a god, but does not have a corresponding main god.
"So, I have a bold guess." Loki's expression became very serious, "Chris's main god is Hela! Hela who created the Hela pantheon!"
"It doesn't make sense," Saul was the first to object. "Whether Hella really existed or not, she has already disappeared."
"It's disappearing, not confirming the fall," Loki pointed to the genealogy map of the gods, which just corresponds to the above situation. "And, theoretically speaking, even if Hela is still there, with the power of the priest, it is completely enough to become the new main god. The reason why he has kept his identity as a god is that his relationship with that Hela is far more than ours. Imagine."
This is what Loki really made, the conclusion, the shocking truth.
"This...how is it possible, that's Uncle Chris..." Sol showed a "you understand" expression.
"Uh, so, what's the problem? Maybe the teacher has a lover who disappeared for a long time, who was the former main god?" Although Legolas didn't know why he suddenly heard a shocking gossip, but this is not very normal ?
Sol stared at Legolas with an expression of seeing the undead, until he confirmed that this guy really didn't understand, and then he was surprised to popularize Chris's "great achievements" to him.
……
"Teacher..." Legolas' heart was very complicated, and he finally understood why ada repeatedly told him to "take care of yourself" before leaving...
"No, it's still possible," Loki seemed to have made up his mind, took out a scroll, and unfolded it, "Look, according to the data I have recorded, in the past few thousand years, among Chris's one-night stands, the male about Accounted for 71%, females accounted for only 15%, and 14% belonged to creatures of unknown gender... And, in the 375 times when faced with the choice of male and female at the same time, the priest chose male 298 times... There were three times In the above relationship, the proportion of males is much greater than that of females... The most important thing is that among these objects, there are only male gods, not a single goddess."
Loki tapped on the scroll, "I think, does this mean that in Chris' heart, his goddess will always be the only one? That one?"
Sol was shocked to see this magically compressed list that still seemed huge. There were still many of his god friends on it, such as the ones who were drinking and fighting together two days ago...
No, no, what's even more shocking is... "How on earth did you get this thing?" It's so detailed, including the time, place and characters?Thor sent a soul torture to Loki.
"You know, magic is very convenient."
Sometimes the lies of the God of Lies may not be able to deceive Thor's persistent gaze.
"Okay." Loki's face turned slightly red, and he immediately returned to normal. "You have to understand that when you were young, you were always curious about the whereabouts of adults..."
Saul pointed to the latest record, which was dated not so long ago, and it wasn't "when I was a child".
"These are not important! What's important is the conclusion!" Loki became a little annoyed, and threw out another scroll, "If you want to read it, here's yours."
As soon as Legolas glanced at it, Thor pressed the scroll back instantly.I swear by the eyesight of an elf, this scroll is really quite normal compared to the teacher’s. No matter how you say it, Sol is almost three thousand years old. It’s normal to have four or five girls he liked. It is an ephemeral species that has been turned into a handful of loess.
It's just...although it's just a quick glance...but...compared to the teacher's... this scroll is just as detailed...
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