[Comprehensive Yingmei] Nine Realms God of Cookery

"What? There really is a God of Cookery?" Steve was very surprised, he just mentioned it casually, did not expect such a God?

"You don't even know the God of Cookery?" Sasha was also surprised, "Are you really European? Isn't the legend of the God of Cookery told by your parents since you were a child?"

"Uh," Steve shed a few drops of cold sweat, he didn't expect to be almost exposed in this kind of place, "I'm indeed British, so what, my family left early when I was young, so..."

Diana rolled her eyes, and she was talking nonsense, but she didn't expose Steve. After all, Diana was more curious about the teacher's legend than these trivial things.

"Oh, sorry, I didn't expect..." Maybe it was Steve's standard Cockney accent that dispelled Sasha's doubts, and Sasha dismissed the matter casually.

"It's okay, it's long gone," Steve said with a sigh of relief, "tell us about this legend."

"Yeah, I don't know what God of Cookery is. Is there any problem?" Victor also said.

This time the other three rolled their eyes at the same time. You don't remember anything at all, so it's crazy to know.

"Well, I'm not a historical mythologist or something. I just heard the legend of the God of Cookery when I was a child, but I also read some myths for acting," Sasha said slowly, "In Nordic mythology, the God of Cookery He is a member of the gods of Asgard, and also a very special god. According to legend, the God of Cookery is the source of all delicacies in the world. He has only many identities. Some people call him Chris, and others call him Stan. How many The two names are not uncommon among the gods of Norse mythology, but there are some views that these are two separate beings..."

"But there is only one teacher, and the teacher's name is Chris Stein." Diana couldn't bear it when she heard this.

"Wait, you mean, the God of Cookery has a name and a surname?" Sasha was shocked.

"Yeah," Diana said matter-of-factly, "don't all of you men do that? Have two names."

Sasha: ...

No, the Norse gods never had surnames in legends!As a young actor, did he unintentionally expose a problem that many historians have debated for thousands of years?

"What's the matter?" Steve didn't care about any academic issues, "The source of all the food in the world? Wow, Diana, your teacher is incredible, I really want to have the opportunity to try his food."

Victor nodded approvingly.

"You wouldn't think about it," Sasha shook his head, "It is said that the food of the God of Cookery is so delicious that even the gods would fall for it. Moreover, the God of Cookery is not a pure and good god."

"A god whose cooking skills are countless times better than Diana's, could it be some kind of evil god?" Steve didn't think so.

"For example, would you make food for disobedient children?" Sasha shrugged, looking at the stunned expressions of the other three, "Don't look at me like that, most parents in Europe scare children like this, And it's written like this in the myth..."

So Steve and Victor turned their eyes to Diana, and even Victor felt that eating a child was too...

Could this be the real generation gap between gods and mortals?

Diana: ...

Diana herself still doesn't understand why the teacher named some dishes "Rice Cooked with Babies", which obviously has nothing to do with children.

Diana looked indifferent: "Continue."

"Well, although the God of Cookery is not a pure evil god, he is also a very complicated god in mythology, and he is also the adoptive father of the evil god Loki." Sasha didn't dare to think about what Diana's expression meant.

Cthulhu Loki?Steve thought about it, he hadn't heard much about this god either.Although most of the Americans are also from Europe, there are differences in culture after all. There are not many believers in Norse mythology in this era, and Steve said that his parents did not grow up early, and it is not completely nonsense. No one told him very early. These are the legends.However, Steve did remember that one of his Indian friends mentioned that the Vulcan they believed in was also called Rocky?It should be just the same name, how could the god who brought fire and light in the legend be the same god as the evil god?

"boom"

The cup in Diana's hand was pinched and burst, turning into energy and dissipating. "Continue," Diana gritted her teeth and added, "I don't need to say more about this part."

Sasha didn't know how an evil god in Norse mythology offended the Amazon princess in Greek mythology, but no one dared to ask Diana.

"In addition to being... the God of Cookery is also the God of Light and the God of Poetry. Some people also suspect that the God of Cookery also has the priesthood of the God of Dionysus, but there is no direct evidence. In short, the God of Cookery enjoys a high reputation throughout Asgard. However, it is said that even if it is a god, if you want to eat the food of the god of cook, you have to pay a high price, otherwise..."

"What else? Will it be made into food and eaten?" Steve is still in shock and has not come out.

"No," Sasha shook his head strangely, "The God of Cookery never cooks for people who can't afford it. If they can't pay the bill, only those...beautiful men and women can taste the food of the God of Cookery, and then...cough cough , in short, even in the entire Norse mythology, the God of Cookery... is famous for being unrestrained."

Considering Diana's presence, Sasha chose a better adjective for his teacher.

All three looked at Diana with strange expressions, and Diana felt that she had to say something.

"Teacher, he..." Diana didn't know why these mortals would know these things about the teacher. Could it be that someone spread it on purpose?As a disciple, Diana felt that she had to explain to the teacher.However, Diana couldn't tell a lie, the teacher did...

Diana decided to keep silent.

"So, is the God of Cookery a male god?" Victor raised his hand cautiously. The two-meter-tall man felt a strong shock in his heart. In fact, Victor, who is beautiful or sexy, can completely understand. It might be the same for him, but this big man has no idea how the words handsome and strong appear in this story...

"Diana," Steve stroked his chin with a thoughtful look, "Your teacher, doesn't it look like..."

"Put away your disrespectful thoughts," Diana said angrily, "Even if only in terms of appearance, the teacher is the best man I have ever seen."

"Better handsome than me?"

Diana nodded seriously.

Well, although Steve thinks it must be that Diana's own filter is too thick, it's still not that bad, right?

"In this case, maybe I can also..." Steve has always had sufficient confidence in his handsomeness.

"No, you can't," Diana hesitated. After all, Steve is also considered a friend, but still can't bear to see him commit suicide, "If you say it, you will die."

Although she didn't know the difference between a man and a woman, Diana knew what it was like to be affectionate among the Amazons on Paradise Island, and now also had a deep understanding of the fragility of mortals.With the physique of the teacher, it is impossible for ordinary people to bear it.

The three looked at Diana with terrified expressions, and Diana felt that perhaps she should say something to comfort them.

"Don't worry too much. If it's Victor, there should be barely any problems."

No, Diana, your words have no consoling effect at all, but instead make Victor, who is the tallest here, look even more terrified.

"Ahem," Sasha felt that this topic could not be continued, "In addition, the God of Cookery also has a mysterious temple. It is said that only the gods are qualified to step into it. There is endless light shining inside. Anyone who can enter the temple If you exist, you can get all the satisfaction in the world.”

Seeing Diana nodding, the few people breathed a sigh of relief. This is the normal style of painting for a god and myth.

"There is also a famous legend about the other side of the God of Cookery," Sasha hesitated, but still said, "It is said that during the war between Asgard and the Frost Giants, the angry God of Cookery carved the enemy alive on the battlefield. Chenghua, let them watch their companions being roasted. There is also a legend that the God of Cookery tears up a giant beast every day, digs out its heart and eats it raw..."

Compared with the previous ones, this kind of the same legend is quite normal in mythology, and the three of them also looked to Diana for confirmation.

"How can the teacher eat the heart raw? Even if it is a giant beast, it must be eaten after cooking." Diana was finally able to refute the rumors this time. "About that war, it seems that there is indeed such a thing. , not quite sure what exactly happened, it's just..."

Diana thought for a while, "Actually, I have never seen the teacher go all out. But I really don't know why, the teacher seems to have an invisible coercion, and often scares the prey when hunting."

Well, Steve is more concerned about another matter than how cruel the legendary God of Cookery is.

Still young at that time?If these are true, then this is the age of mythology!Diana... how old was she?

But Steve also knew that no matter how curious he was, he must never ask. Otherwise, he might have to know how brutal the Amazon warriors are first.

Diana would not be tired, but Steve and Sasha, even Victor, ended their conversation and found a place to sleep in the inherent barrier.

Steve also thought the shield was a really good thing.

……

"Ah ~ cut"

Chris, who was far away in Middle Earth, sneezed and rubbed his nose in doubt. Not to mention becoming a god, even if he had just crossed the frontier, it was impossible for him to catch a cold with his physical fitness.

There are usually reasons for the abnormal symptoms of the gods, so who is speaking ill of themselves?

Chris quickly locked on a certain little bastard. Could it be that the kid wants to do something again?

Fortunately, Legolas' talent did not live up to Chris' expectations, and he is progressing well. He should be able to pass the test smoothly, and then he can deal with other things.

Chris didn't expect that he was well-behaved, sensible, and a big disciple who was like a collection of all the good things in the world, and he would cause his reputation to be murdered.

No, maybe it wasn't someone else's fault...