[Comprehensive Yingmei] Nine Realms God of Cookery

"Aww~owwow~"

"Fuck, what's going on?!"

Fenrir suddenly started howling wildly, startling Chris who was meditating and waking him up.

In the next moment, Chris felt the ground... No, it was on the island now, and the whole Paradise Island trembled.

"Earthquake?" Chris was a little surprised. It stands to reason that it is impossible for a natural disaster to occur on Paradise Island, which is protected by the gods.But now, Chris feels that his little bamboo house is about to be shaken down.

Wait, something is wrong.Chris was stunned for a moment before he noticed that the shock was still going on, and it had a source.That's... the direction of the training ground. Chris sensed that Diana's divine power was exploding at full strength. Could it be that there are foreign enemies invading? !

"Go, go over and have a look." Chris turned over and rode on Fenrir, and Fenrir also jumped out.

"Ho~~~~ha!"

Before Chris arrived, I saw Diana jumping high, holding a figure in her hand, gathering her divine power, and punching it out with all her might...

Chris didn't even have time to make Fenrir change direction, Diana had already rushed out chasing the streamer that was sent flying by herself.

"This..." Chris shed a drop of cold sweat, before he knew it, Diana was already so strong.Chris' teaching allowed Diana to control her divine power in advance. The punch just now was performed at a super level. If you don't summon the system temple and don't use equipment, even the current Chris may not be able to block it...

In the next second, Fenrir had landed on the training ground.No, it should be said to be the original training ground.

The training ground on Paradise Island, because Diana is there, is reinforced by multiple magics, and it is very hard. Even Chris, if it is purely physical strength, it will take a long time to smash it with a hammer to make a decoration.But now... the training ground has been completely destroyed, leaving only ruins.

"Aw, aww"

Fenrir took a sniff. Based on his rich combat experience and sense of smell detection, he instantly deduced that the situation at the scene should be caused by Diana tying someone up with something and repeatedly smashing it to the ground. By the way, it caused an earthquake on Paradise Island.

As for who is that person?Even without Fenrir's sense of smell, Chris had roughly figured it out, and the corner of his mouth twitched. What did Loki do to make Diana so angry?

Before Chris figured out what exactly happened, there was a new movement on Diana's side.

Although Diana hasn't fully developed her demigod blood and hasn't acquired the innate ability to fly, she can already stay in the air for a short time.What's more, Diana, who is fully bursting out with divine power, can easily jump several thousand meters.

"Hoo-ha!"

Chris and Fenrir, whose vision had been strengthened to a terrifying level, watched as Diana kicked a whip and threw a figure from a height of thousands of meters into the ocean.The speed of that figure is getting faster and faster, breaking through the sound barrier directly. According to the estimation of one person and one wolf, it should be at least ten times the speed of sound...

"boom"

After the figure crashed into the ocean, Diana's angry shout resounded throughout Paradise Island. Then, a huge roar came, and Diana's divine power wrapped in the figure exploded completely, setting off waves in the ocean...

"Damn it! That's not a wave! Fenrir, go over!" Chris was stunned for a while before he noticed that Diana's attack actually set off a small tsunami!

"Phew, it turns out that I was barely able to fly, but now I'm so strong." Chris, who controlled the spiritual power to quell the small tsunami, wiped the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, suddenly feeling a little proud.

In fact, it’s okay to leave it alone. None of the Amazons on Paradise Island can be killed by a small tsunami, but Chris’s small bamboo house will definitely not be preserved.

It's just that now is not the time to let Chris be proud.Diana had long chased the figure and rushed into the bottom of the sea. Now, the entire sea looked like a volcano had erupted on the bottom of the sea, forming huge waves and whirlpools.

Chris hesitated for a moment, and still motioned Fenrir to go into the sea to have a look. Diana is really serious, don't really kill anyone...

……

"boom!"

When Chris rode Fenrir and entered the bottom of the sea with the shield of spiritual power, the entire bottom of the sea was no longer calm, but violently turbulent.

Amidst the turbid mud and sand, Chris could no longer see anything clearly and could only rely on the scanning of his spiritual sense.Well, the figure who is being punched by Diana to the depths of the seabed is indeed Loki...

In fact, Loki should not be helpless in the first place. After all, Diana is not equipped with all the equipment, only the divine power shield and the mantra lasso, and the divine power shield has not been brought with her.Although I dare not say that I will definitely be able to beat Diana, but if Loki uses magic, it should be no problem to protect himself.

However, in order to deceive himself, Loki is shrouded in a powerful lie.

How delicate and complicated does the whole magic need to be to deceive the God of Lies?What's more, in order not to make Diana suspicious, Loki had to let himself completely ignore the effect of this lie, and it took hundreds of years to achieve a natural emotional expression.

Therefore, Loki, who was covered with a lie that he didn't know about, was caught off guard by the lasso of truth that could break all hypocrisy in the world...

The moment the lie was shattered, the fierce conflict caused Loki to suffer a heavy backlash. Now Loki can't even cast those exquisite magics, he can't even use a simple illusion for the time being, and he can hardly mobilize his own divine power...

During Chris's scan, Diana punched Loki one by one. If it weren't for the Frost Giant's tyrannical physique, he would have died long ago. No, it should have been shattered into a pulp...

Diana, who was completely ignited by her anger, unconsciously used the technique of beating meat that Chris taught her...

Even on the cold seabed, Chris felt a little sweaty, Rocky, shouldn't he really be killed?With Rocky's physique, and being fed by Chris for so many years, at most... er, comminuted fractures and internal bleeding... right?

Anyway, as long as she didn't die, Frigga could basically be saved, so let Diana vent her anger.

Chris is very sure that this time it is definitely Rocky's fault, this kid must have committed suicide again.Only this point, Chris is very confident in his son of God.

Wait, I'm afraid I really have to save someone...

Chris stared, Diana didn't use a weapon, at least she didn't have any sharp weapons in her hands. Although Loki was tied and beaten with a mantra lasso, he couldn't die for a while.

But... Diana's power is so strong that Loki smashed a bottomless hole in the seabed, and even formed a vortex on the sea surface.Going on like this... Chris's spiritual sense has detected that there is still some distance below, and there is magma.

The temperature of the magma is usually not enough to kill Asgardians, and Loki is usually not afraid of magic protection.But now in this defenseless state... the only weakness of the frost giant is the high temperature!

The helpless Chris could only save the man, quickly called Heimdall, opened the Rainbow Bridge and threw the unconscious Loki back to Asgard, and then turned around to appease Diana.

Fortunately, Chris has already drawn that recipe, otherwise Diana's anger might not be so easy to appease...

……

"So, what on earth are you thinking to provoke Diana like this? Even you, this death is too much." Chris looked helplessly at Luo, who was tightly wrapped in energy fluid on the hospital bed. base.Ever since Rocky could walk, Chris didn't know how many times he wiped the god's ass.But at least, Loki generally still has the instinct to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, and usually won't do the kind of big death that will really be beaten to death...

"Uh, I didn't want to play for so long. Originally... oh, Chris lightly..." Chris poked Loki, and Loki yelled in pain, and was involved in internal injuries, holding his breath When I went back, I almost fell into a coma again.

Frigga was also very angry with her son's behavior, and Diana was her most satisfied daughter-in-law candidate for thousands of years!After confirming that Loki's life was not in danger, the berserk God Queen refused to continue the treatment, and no one was allowed to treat Loki so that he could recover by himself. He must improve his memory...

"Originally I wanted to teach that girl a lesson... well, teach Diana a lesson," Loki took a long time to recover, and changed his words wisely under Chris' poking eyes, "go out with her for a few months or a year or two." We broke up in [-], which made her uncomfortable for a while."

Well, even Loki, who is keen on dying, still has a great desire to survive, and usually calculates a certain degree, when will his life really be in danger...

"Then? How did it last so long?" Chris was a little surprised, "And then you found out that you really fell in love with Diana?"

Diana wouldn't be so angry if there was only a maximum of one or two years of dating, but for hundreds of years... Let's put it this way, in these hundreds of years, Chris is almost the only one who is sincere to Loki and Diana. There are still people who have doubts about falling in love.

"How is it possible! Uh, well, it's true in a certain sense..." Loki's face was blushed again in a disastrous defeat, "In order to fool Diana, the spell I use first needs to fool my own consciousness , and it was too powerful, so, in the end, I didn't even realize it was a lie..."

The more Loki spoke, the quieter he became. Sure enough, compared to being almost killed as a prank, it was the fact that the spell overturned caused Loki to suffer a greater blow.

But it's normal, even for Loki, the difficulty of the whole spell is not low, not to mention it works on himself, it is difficult to rehearse in advance...

"Oh, so, the God of Lies not only failed his spell, but was also deceived by a failed lie for hundreds of years?" Chris mercilessly laughed at Loki, the god who was about to become the number one spellcaster in the Nine Realms, but because of his own destiny The spell overturned and almost killed himself.This joke Chris will laugh at least for 1000 years!

"Hahahahahaha, Loki can also fail spells, hahahahahahaha~ hiccup~" Sol next to him reacted, dancing and laughing like a fool.

Loki wanted to kill his brother.

However, Luo Ji now let alone beating someone, even raising his hand to cover his face is extremely difficult.

In short, Loki no longer dares to go to the atrium, what earthly kingdom of God, no matter what!What cosmic cube, wait until 2000 to get it!what paradise island...

Rocky never dared to set foot on Paradise Island again in his life.