President's Legendary Master

In the morning, there are various rules and regulations, and everyone has passed.

At noon, coach Gao Dazhuang invited them to a table of authentic Northeast cuisine in a Northeast restaurant to encourage each other.

In the afternoon, the road test began.

Hu Xiaoyu ranked first, and Meng Juanjuan ranked second.

Ladies first.

Before the road test, according to the regulations, candidates stand in front of the driver's seat and report (for example) before getting on the bus: "Report to the examiner, student XX requests to get on the bus."

The examiner should answer: "Allow to get on the bus."

The result was probably too nervous, Hu Xiaoyu opened his mouth and said that he was bald, and the girl said directly: "Report to the examiner, student Hu Xiaoyu, please go to bed."

Most of the driving test is a whole group of students and coaches.

Everyone was shocked at the time!

The little celestial master's eyeballs almost stared down.

What's worse is that the examiner knows that their group of people made a big joke last time in the exam, but it was Meng Juanjuan last time, and Hu Xiaoyu this time.

Look at this girl, how bold and unrestrained!

So he was overjoyed when he heard it, and replied: "Permission to go to bed, what do you think is suitable?"

What a classic line...it doesn't fit anywhere.

Coach Gao Dazhuang already squatted on the ground covering his face.

The tall body squatted there, like a large potato.

How pitiful!

Hu Xiaoyu's nervous road test failed at the very beginning, and the little girl burst into tears, but Mao Hongdong stood up and said to the examiner, "Why don't I come first, let her not be so nervous, wait a moment, and calm down. Feeling?"

The examiner was also a young man, and felt that Hu Xiaoyu probably took this exam too seriously: "Okay, let her have a rest, don't be nervous, we are not human-eating monsters, come on, you come first, make a stop and be a Template."

Mao Hongdong did a stupid thing last year, he asked for his IC card back, this time he decided not to be stupid again.

He is a master at driving, so he got in the car, started it, took a detour, and spun around, everything went smoothly. The little celestial master and the others looked at him cheerfully, feeling full of confidence.

When getting out of the car, everyone applauded, and he was also very happy: "It's over, I'll treat you to dinner tonight!"

"Okay, okay!" Everyone felt that this was a good start.

The second one is Meng Juanjuan.

In the end, when I got into the car, everything was normal, except that she glanced at the examiner several times.

"Is there something wrong?" The examiner looked back at her calmly.

Meng Juanjuan is good-looking, an urban white-collar girl!

"No, you...why didn't you wear your seat belt?" Meng Juanjuan felt that this was a test for her by the examiner, so she had to pay attention.

"As long as you are happy." The examiner gave her a "deep" look.

Meng Juanjuan immediately pulled on the seat belt and said, "How about I fasten it for you?"

"If you can tie it, I will consider you a pass." The examiner was very reasonable.

Meng Juanjuan looked down, okay, I was too nervous during the road test, so I put my seat belt into the bayonet of the co-pilot.

Well, this second time, Meng Juanjuan didn't go there.

The third one, everyone has always chosen to let He Fei go!

"You look like a smart guy."

"When you look at it, it's good luck!"

"You can pass the exam just by looking at it."

"Then I'll go." He Fei walked up arrogantly.

After He Fei successfully got into the car, he sat in the driver's seat and turned on the ignition. After stepping on the accelerator and checking the instruments, he probably got used to it. He actually said to the examiner, "Report to the examiner, all the instruments are checked normally, please take off."

In fact, it should be a request to start, probably because he got used to it, and his nervousness became a request to take off!

The examiner probably knew what his occupation was. After hearing this, he was silent for a while, and replied calmly: "Permission to take off, pay attention to the high-voltage cables ahead."

He Fei was silent for a while, pretending that nothing happened, and said again: "Report to the examiner, all the instruments are checked normally, student He Fei, please get on the bus."

"Come on." The examiner felt that he was a soldier, and his psychological quality was not bad, so he nodded and said, "Watch the way."

"Yes!" He Fei went all out.

The examiner felt that he should be able to pass this time, so the two started the car and started the road test.

Probably because soldiers have a lot of strength. When parking on the ramp, the examiner couldn't help but say to him: "You pull the handbrake hard, you pull hard, you make...?"

As a result, this kid He Fei pulled out the handbrake with all his might.

"Fuck!"

Finally, He Fei got out of the car with the examiner.

This test must have failed, everyone sighed.

Gao Minmin came up.

The examiner of the road test was a very young and handsome examiner. Everyone looked at him with bright eyes. Not long after Gao Minmin was on the road, this handsome examiner approached her ear and asked, "Do you like me very much?"

Gao Minmin blushed immediately after hearing this, then looked at him and said, "How do you know?"

In fact, Gao Minmin was nervous, plus there was a handsome guy on the opposite side, wearing an examiner's uniform, so handsome, how could the little girl's heart skip a beat.

The examiner said very angrily: "Your coach didn't teach you? No matter what others say, your eyes should be on the road! Don't look at me!"

The little girl cried and almost got out of the car, yes, she didn't go there.

When the little celestial master got into the car, everyone cheered him up, come on!

"It will work!" The little celestial master encouraged himself.

After the little celestial master got into the car, everything went step by step, and he looked good, but he opened his mouth and said: "Everything is normal, please get up."

When the examiner heard what he said, he turned to look at him: "Haven't you woke up yet? You are allowed to get up!"

The little celestial master blushed: "No, everything looks normal, student Zhang Daomiao, please go to bed."

"Isn't it appropriate for us to lie together?" The examiner said proactively, "I'm married, and my son is also married."

The little celestial master pursed his lips: "I'll say it again, everything looks normal, student Zhang Daomiao, please get in the car."

"Well, you're right this time." The examiner got into the car and asked in confusion, "Where did you learn all this?"

"The experience summarized in the last exam." The little celestial master sniffed: "Can I go?"

"Let's go." The examiner knew them and they were full of jokes during the exam.

The summary this time is too...incisive, what have you learned.

Little Tianshi is very familiar with driving mechanics, but he obeys the traffic rules. The examiner is also entrusted with favors, so try to find a way to put some water on people, so don't be so strict.

Some people are indeed old and nimble when they are learning to drive, but it is not the same when they get in the car. They are prone to nervousness and test syndrome.

So most of the time, when the examiner encounters this kind of thing, he just puts a little water, and it will be fine after it passes.

This is basically the case for those who ask for favors.

The examiner knew very well that there was a lot of jokes in this class last time.

One of the more important items in the road test is fixed-point parking (the examiner specifies an obvious marker, such as a tree, a warning sign, etc.).

When the little celestial master was driving, his whole body was about to lie on the steering wheel. The examiner saw that he was too nervous, and thought of what the seniors said last year, so he thought, just let him pass a few main test items, so Tell him: "Did you see the half-cut tree in front of you, stop at the designated spot!"

The little celestial master answered the examiner very seriously: "See!"

It stopped!

This time, the examiner fell silent.

What the little celestial master is most afraid of is the sudden silence of the examiner.

The examiner didn't know what to say.

The little celestial master acted accordingly: "Report to the examiner, I didn't see the tree clearly, can I take down one?"

Then he looked at the examiner pitifully.

The examiner is getting old and his heart is soft. Seeing the little celestial master looking at him pitifully, Xiaonian is younger than his own son, thinking, give him a chance!

"agree."

"Thank you examiner!"

The little celestial master is happy, hurry up, step on the gas pedal, and go!

As a result, the next one stopped again.

Examiner: "...!"

Daomiao: "...!"

An awkward atmosphere spread in the cab.

The little celestial master nervously picked up the water bottle, took a big gulp into it, then took a deep breath, turned to the examiner and said, "Can you plant one?"

The poor examiner also took a sip of mineral water: "OK!"

The little Tianshi was more serious this time, he stepped on the gas pedal to the bottom... and then quickly stepped on the brakes.

...and it stopped!

An awkward atmosphere.

Little Heavenly Master's eyes were red, and tears rolled in his eyes.

"How about we make another one?"

The examiner reluctantly agreed: "OK, next one."

Stopped again!

The little celestial master kicked the accelerator and brake, shaking the examiner to the point of motion sickness.

But if it stopped, it stopped, and the little heavenly master was really about to cry.

The examiner was speechless for a while: "Why don't you find a tree to stop by yourself?"

"Is it okay?" The little celestial master was not sure.

"Just watch!" The examiner couldn't help it.

As a result, the little celestial master nervously parked the car between two trees.

The examiner looked at it for a long time: "Okay, stop...it's good."

"Has it passed?" the little celestial master asked bravely.

"This is a bit difficult." The examiner was really helpless: "You go back first, and then practice hard."

Little Celestial Master: "Huh?"

So it's over?

The slumped little celestial master came back, Dugu Haoyan knew without asking, that he hadn't passed the test, who did the road test, and parked in the middle of two trees?That tree is not a benchmark.

"It doesn't matter if you haven't passed the exam, failure is the mother of success." Dugu Haoyan said: "Then what, didn't you put some water?"

"I don't know." The little celestial master hugged his head, squatted there, and said pitifully, "I haven't passed the exam, I still have to learn."

Other students came to comfort him, Dugu Haoyan went to the examiner: "Didn't you say, put some water?"

"My President Dugu, I'm about to break the bank." The examiner said dumbfounded, "He's too nervous, and there's nothing I can do about it. Everyone is looking at him, and he can't pass...... The release of water was too severe."

Dugu Haoyan was also helpless: "Then what should I do?"

"Cold salad, even if you don't trust favors, you won't be able to do it. If you go on the road like this, you can't become a road killer?" The examiner waved his hand: "Or let him study for two more years before taking the exam."

After the exam was over, Mao Hongdong passed alone, and no one else passed.

Everyone was downcast, and at night it was Mao Hongdong's treat: "This time I passed, everyone did not, I won the jackpot, everyone go together, eat, sing, I will take care of it!"

"Okay, let's go play." The little celestial master took a deep breath: "Let's go play, you will be reimbursed."

The group swept away their dispiritedness, ran to eat, then went to the karaoke hall to yell for a while, and returned very late, the little celestial master muttered: "I haven't passed the exam..."

"It's okay, let's continue next time." Dugu Haoyan patted his dog's head: "Drink less wine next time."

"I didn't drink."

"You had alcohol in your drink."

But the drunk little celestial master is really obedient, what to do, and Dugu Haoyan, who he likes, is very happy in bed.

The next day, the little celestial master slept very late before getting up.

The exam did not pass, and the little Tianshi was "decadent" for several days.

It was only then that he slowed down, and it turned out that Sun Lizi just looked at him and laughed at him once, which became normal.

But later, someone came to ask for an interview, and then this article was revealed, because the person who came to ask for an interview was more interesting, and the person who came to speak a substandard Mandarin.

"Allah looks like a Korean." The visitor was dressed in a suit and leather shoes, with a thin figure and a pair of gold-rimmed glasses. He looked like a very elegant businessman.

"North Korean?" The little celestial master was taken aback.

"No, he said he was from Chaoshan." Lame Sun translated, "It's just that he doesn't speak Mandarin well."