President's Legendary Master

Generally speaking, filming is not so particular, and some small crews don't have enough money, so they just use a chicken or goose for nothing to burn incense and worship gods.

But some crews have to be very particular about it.

For example, if you are shooting a ghost movie or a movie about gods and monsters, you must worship. Sometimes, you will invite masters and Taoist priests to preside over the rituals, which is more formal.

"We also invited a master to come over to see it, that is, the old master we invited at the beginning, an old pervert." Dongfang Shanglin was not optimistic about that master.

But that master came from Xiangdao. For the sake of his partner, Dongfang Shanglin didn't hate him, but he didn't give him a good look either.

"Master Yaowen is one of the... masters we know." He originally wanted to say "superior", but looking at the little heavenly master, he didn't say it, and changed his words to "master", he thought In front of this person, any master probably cannot be called an "expert".

"It's more than that? That old guy is quite famous in the entertainment park. Generally, the production crew invites him to host the show. It costs 8000 yuan at a time. It's easy to make money. He looks respectable, but he's actually very respectable." Lustful, although I don't really do that to anyone, but I have always touched my hands and faces, and sometimes I touch my butt, such an old pervert, I don't like it."

"That's why you can't see people who are picking their noses and eyes?" Dugu Haoyan thought of a possibility: "Could it be that this old guy has a grudge and deliberately hurt you?"

"It's very possible!" Dongfang Shanglin suddenly realized: "That old guy is narrow-minded."

"No, although Master Yaowen is a little greedy for beauty, if he is so narrow-minded, he can't get along so well in this circle." Lin Hao said: "It's just a launching ceremony, so it shouldn't be so violent .”

The scene of the chicken pen made Lin Hao break out in cold sweat.

But he believed that the old man Yaowen didn't have that ability.

"It shouldn't be him." The little celestial master thought for a while: "Does he have any beliefs? For example, worship Taoism? Believe in Buddhism? Or worship the Supreme Lord?"

"He seems to be a Taoist, but I heard people say that he has nothing to do with Taoism, and Taoist temples don't accept him. If he believes in Buddhism, can he be so lustful? Buddhists are not close to women, right?" Lin Hao also knew what about this.

"You can pull it down, Buddhists also have Huanxi Buddha, understand?" Dongfang Shanglin was a bit arrogant.

"Stop talking about such unnutritious nonsense." Dugu Haoyan couldn't listen anymore: "It wasn't him who did it, who is it?"

"Isn't this a reminder?" The little celestial master pointed to the incense ash on the ground: "Do you know this word?"

"Master, is that two characters?" Now that the sun is rising and the world is clear, Lin Hao has become more courageous, and he looks suspiciously at the little heavenly master: "Do you know how to read?"

I heard that in some remote areas, people are illiterate. Don't tell him that the master is one of the illiterates.

Are there still illiterates these days?

"It's just one word, I'm not illiterate." The little celestial master said depressedly, "I'm a graduate of a Taoist academy."

"Undergraduate students so young?" Lin Hao looked at him more suspiciously: "Master, if you don't have a diploma, you don't have one. These days, diplomas are everywhere, and you have to have real skills."

"He is really a graduate." Dugu Haoyan quickly stopped their discussion about diplomas and culture: "Why is this just a word?"

"This is a "fox", written in ancient Chinese. According to Shuowen Jiezi, a fox is a monster. A ghost rides on it. It means the mount of a ghost. In ancient times, it was said that a fox has three virtues: its color is neutral, and its small front When the queen grows up, the head of the mound will die. So it follows the sound of dogs and melons." The little celestial master said: "What do foxes like to eat? They like chickens!"

"Damn it!" The two said in unison, their faces full of surprise.

"I think, during your opening ceremony, did something happen during the sacrifice?" The little heavenly master said, "The ancient mantong has been solved, but this fox fairy is still making trouble."

"What else can there be?" The two of them frowned: "There is no more?"

Both of them were there at the time, and they didn't find anything wrong, did they?

I racked my brain and couldn't think of any reason.

At the same time, he had no choice but to look at the little celestial master eagerly with the eyes of a dog.

"How about this, I will set up an altar to ask questions tomorrow." The little heavenly master understood when he saw the two of them, they didn't even know what taboo they had committed, and asking was useless, so why not set up an altar to ask them by themselves.

Talking about how to open the forum, the two were silent for a while: "Will this reveal that there is a problem with our crew?"

"You can find a remote place." Dugu Haoyan thought for a while, said such an idea, and asked the little celestial master: "Is that okay?"

"No, it has to be in a sunny place, and it must be upright. I don't want to set up a small altar." The little celestial master turned his head to look at the two of them, and said intimidatingly: "What if some lonely ghosts and ghosts are brought in? ...."

"Let's hold another sacrificial event, just say... just say...restart the filming." Such a scare, Lin Hao was the first one who couldn't bear it anymore, he was afraid of this unnatural phenomenon to the bone, He is even less confident than Dongfang Shanglin.

But he's a smart guy, and in a blink of an eye a suitable idea comes out, and it doesn't cause a commotion at all.

"No way, wouldn't the shots that were shot before be invalidated?" Dongfang Shanglin objected: "You know, the actors have worked hard, especially our male protagonist, just the movement of flicking his sleeves and brushing the hilt of the sword. Don't you know how many times?"

"Then what do you say?" Lin Hao had no choice.

"Isn't today the first night scene? I said that for the night scene, I burned incense and worshiped God!" Dongfang Shanglin also got inspiration from Lin Hao's proposal.

"This is fine, this is fine!" Lin Hao nodded hastily.

Sure enough, after breakfast, a meeting was held in the square directly in front of the main hall, and they only said that because it was the first night show, they would burn incense and sacrifice to the gods for good luck.

Everyone vaguely felt that it should have something to do with Hu Ruyi. Since she left, the filming went smoothly and no accident happened.

So they all wanted to join in the fun, but they were strictly forbidden to be born and make trouble. After all, the master invited this time is not ordinary.

As a result, the little celestial master came out fully clothed, and everyone was stunned: "Is this the master? Or is it a new actor?"

Look so young!

The chief director of the film touched his chin and looked at the appearance of the little Tianshi, saying: "This is a good seedling, what kind of master should he be? I have a role of Tianshi in my next film, which is very suitable for him."

"But I heard that this is a real master." The assistant director whispered, "Not a professional actor."

Don't look at the appearance of celebrities, in fact, they are all appearances, 1 minute on stage, ten years of work off stage.

There are handsome young men who are handsome in front of others, and almost cry when they recite their lines.

Some little Huadans perform a crying scene where tears flow like rain, and after performing it several times, their eyes become swollen like peaches.

Not to mention the martial arts scenes, and sometimes we have to hang on to Wia, shooting repeatedly with one action.

Professionals can't stand it, let alone this non-professional.

"He is an amateur, right?" The screenwriter also stood aside to watch the excitement: "The equipment is good, and the workmanship is excellent."

Next to the screenwriter is the person in charge of the props group: "Speak less, what kind of eyes are you looking at? That guy is real!"

"Huh?" These people gathered together to watch the fun, but when they heard this from the props team, they were immediately surprised: "Really?"

"Did you see the pair of shoes under his feet? They are real handmade shoes, and the embroidery on them is extraordinary. Nowadays, there are not many people who know this kind of craftsmanship." The person in charge of the props group pointed at Xiaotian. Master's crown: "The bright moon beads inlaid on it are worth 200 million. To be honest, the most valuable thing is the money sword in his hand. I can't tell when the money on it is from, but You can guarantee that they are all real guys!"

"It's really rich!" The assistant director said with emotion.

Everyone knows that the Dugu Haoyan who came with him is a young master of the same level as the investor Dongfang Shanglin.

They are all the eldest sons and grandsons of rich families, and they are also very promising.

What is the rich second generation?People don't know how many generations have been rich.

"Rich?" Who knew that the person in charge of the props group sneered: "Let me tell you, you can't buy this outfit if you have money! You have to have someone who is rich, and you have to have a relationship. Do it for you, or you will be suspected of blasphemy."

"How do you know so clearly?" The chief director was not only terrified, but also curious: "Do you believe it?"

"I don't believe it, but I have a good buddy I know. I believe it. He specially prepares props for the crews who shoot ghosts and strange stories. He has a lot of research on this. There was once a crew who wanted a complete set of celestial master's outfit. He I didn't prepare everything, and was reprimanded by the chief director. He said that it should not be too complete, or something would happen. The chief director didn't believe that evil, so he went to get a set himself, and let the male lead act in it. As a result, an accident happened to their crew that night. The wind blew up the set, and Diao Weiya smashed the actors. In the end, the show was completely over, let alone released, and even the filming was not finished. If they show their faces, the news will not report them."

"You're talking about the crew of "The Chicken Crowing at Midnight", right? I've also heard about it. It is said that it was Master Yaowen who advised them not to use the outfits of the Celestial Master casually. Maybe something will happen, but they didn't listen."

Then something really happened

Master Yaowen is also famous because of this incident.

It has become a master who is often invited to the opening ceremony of various crews.

"It seems that this is the real master. Tell me, what did Hu Ruyi do? As soon as the master came, she was invited away?" Someone asked curiously, "Isn't it true that you raised a kid?"

"Don't mention those who have left." The chief director said: "Look at how the master worships the gods, learn a little, maybe it will be useful in the future."

"How do you learn this?" Everyone wailed: "We are not professional."

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The little celestial master set up an altar to cast spells in public and asked why, naturally he was not afraid of others learning, and it is said that this is also a mystery that celestial masters can't solve.

People can do all kinds of actions with miraculous effects, which is not so easy for ordinary people.

A rectangular altar is said to be the one used to burn incense and worship gods at the opening ceremony that day.

It was covered with yellow silk and satin, and there were three large plates containing peaches, yellow apricots and apples respectively.

There are three small plates, each containing three snacks, one is long white sugar cake.

The same is anhydrous honey trough cake, and the same is egg yolk shortbread.

There are two tall plates on both sides, which are filled with dried fruits, peanuts and jujubes piled up like a small mountain.

An antique incense burner is filled with pearl rice, and the suet candles on both sides are not lit.

Just looking at this posture, it can be very bluffing.

"Where did you get this?" Dugu Haoyan was a little surprised: "It's kind of like that."

"I bought it from the crew next door." Dongfang Shanglin told him in a low voice: "I didn't borrow it because I was afraid that after I used it up, there would be some saying that it would be bad if I cheated others."

So don't borrow it, just buy it.

Even after using it, find a place to bury it.

Over there, under the suet candles on both sides of the altar, the little celestial master pressed a large pile of yellow paper, on which the lines drawn with cinnabar were very clear in the sunlight.