Yun Lian

[Moderator: Suppose you travel to the 21st century with advanced technology...]

1.

——Assuming everyone lives in the 21st century, what kind of career would you choose?

Lian: Depending on the situation, there is a high probability that I will become a doctor.

2.

— Do you have any concerns about this career?

Lian; I don't have anything to worry about in my old business, but I heard that these days, doctors are violent and killing people?

——emmmm...

Lian: I actually considered transferring to the anesthesiology department. The anesthesiology department is relatively safe. After all, the patients we get are not very effective.And even if there is a suspicious situation, I don't panic if I have an anesthetic needle in hand.

(Yun: It doesn't matter, go wherever you want, whoever dares to touch you, I will kill him.)

3.

——May I ask what job do you think Yunlian is suitable for in the 21st century?

Lian: Let’s do food and broadcasting, eating and broadcasting is suitable for him.

--Why do you say that?

Lian: His abyssal mouth can suck up half a bowl of noodles in one mouthful, and his appetite is two or three times greater than mine!

4.

——What kind of dressing style do you usually choose?

Lian: Wear formal clothes on weekdays, and try to wear couple styles with Yun Lian when you are not working.

5.

——What kind of modern outfit is the most incomprehensible?

Lian: I think the low crotch pants are a bit too low, which affects the appearance very much.

——I heard this is called fashion.

Lian: The main reason is that I have a bit of hip control + leg control. I think a good pair of pants should at least show the general shape of the butt!

——I remember that in the last interview, you said that you are a face controler.

Lian: Can't you control them all?I have always paid more attention to the external conditions of the other half.

——All right, all right!

6.

——Which internet celebrity food are you interested in?

Lian: I don’t believe in internet celebrity food, it’s hype at first sight, and it’s very unhealthy, why not go home and cook for yourself.

——What about Yunlian?

Lian: He has no brain at all, he only knows how to follow suit!

7.

——What kind of restaurant would you choose for eating out?

Lian: Do you mean taste?I personally prefer the Cantonese style, which is relatively healthy.The taste of Sichuan food is too strong, local food is high in oil and sugar, Japanese food Yun Lian does not like to eat...

——Why don’t you like to eat?

Lian: He thinks that the portion of the Japanese food is too large and tasteless.

——Boss Yun is a real person!

Lian: No matter what he eats, he always starts with a bowl of fried rice or noodles, and I can order the rest, so it doesn’t matter where he eats.

——This kind of eating habit is actually quite healthy.

Lian: You're overthinking it. He bought a cabinet full of snacks and has a picnic at home every night. When he's in a good mood, he even goes out to eat food stalls. He can't stop him.

——Body management should not be careless, people with small skeletons tend to hide meat, and once they find out that they are fat, it will be too late!

Lian: I'm just afraid that he'll eat something wrong. Don't worry about his figure. He exercises a lot and won't gain weight.

8.

——Which entertainment items do you choose on weekends?

Lian: Swimming?Sing?Taking a baking class?

——Yo, love baking?

Lian: I haven't had much contact with the oven before, but I tried it and it works very well.

- Fat warning.

Lian: I only like cooking but not eating. I learned baking for Yunlian.

——This is really touching.

9.

——Are you still used to using your mobile phone?

Lian: It's super convenient!You can contact him anytime and anywhere, and you don't have to worry about him getting lost!

10.

——Is there anything you like after using it once?

Lian: Okamoto is super thin.

——Oh!

11.

— Do you have the habit of watching TV?

Lian: I watch the news every night.

——What programs do you watch besides the news?

Lian: The anti-Japanese drama is about the same as our era, and it feels very interesting.

12.

——Are you interested in crispy duck?

Lian: I myself am not?

——Do you usually read crispy duck novels or rotten dramas?

Lian: I can read novels, forget about corrupt dramas, and I don’t like CP.

——What kind of crispy duck novels do you like?

Lian: Sweet love, the kind with a little color is best, substituting Yunlian is really fragrant!

13.

——Can you play games?

Lian: Yes, play with your mobile phone.

--what game?

Lian: Do you know the backyard of cats?

——I know, but isn’t that just for girls?

Lian: A wife who wants to support her won’t let her live. It’s too annoying, so she can only have sex in the game for a while.

——Yunlian doesn't like animals?

Lian: No, he would rather have a dog than a cat, because dogs are practical.

--practical?

Lian: It’s like looking after the house to guard against thieves... In fact, there are security doors now, who still relies on dogs to guard the house?

14.

——How do you distribute housework?

Lian: I'm in charge of all the work that needs to use the brain, and the rest belongs to him.

——What counts as brain work?

Lian: Cooking, growing flowers, tidying up the room, paying utility management fees, repaying credit cards, and using Taobao to make up for the full discount.

——Full reduction?

Lian: Yes, he is too lazy to calculate by himself, insisting on me to help him make up, and he will complain if he doesn't make it just right!

——Uh, what's the rest?

Lian: Pure physical work, sweeping and mopping the floor, throwing garbage, brushing the bathtub, and connecting the sewer... Oh, yes, I also do things like folding quilts and drying clothes, because he folds the quilts as if he didn’t fold them. The sleeves are reversed, and there is no distinction between inside and outside.

--Thanks a lot.

15.

——Do you plan to travel?

Lian: I want to take him to Europe and see the cities where I used to live.

——Do you want to revisit the old place?

Lian: Yes.We met too late, so we lost a lot of common memories. I always feel very sorry for this, so I want to make up for it as much as possible.

——You are such a romantic man, Boss Yun is so happy.

Lian: No, he thought I was hypocritical.

16.

——How about living expenses?

Lian: The expenses are okay, as long as you earn enough to spend.

——Are you used to modern consumption patterns?

Lian: Taobao is quite harmful. Now he spends all day eating and lying in bed shopping online, and he refuses to accompany me to the shopping mall on weekends.

——So you prefer to go to physical stores?

Lian: That’s right, it’s okay to buy food online, but of course you have to buy clothes that fit you well.Look at what he bought a bunch of things, he bought a big size and lied to me that he bought it for me!I've already stocked up a closet of fancy clothes just to wear couple styles with him, and it really doesn't suit me.

——Do you care about him?

Lian: I don't care if he spends his own money. At most, I can secretly delete a few when the money is full.

17.

——According to your description, you don’t like Taobao very much?

Lian: I really don't like it very much, I hardly use it.

——So 618 you didn't buy anything?

Lian: I just bought some bedding.

——what?Is it the kind of bedding I understand? ?

Lian: Yes, it’s not convenient to go to a physical store to find that stuff, you can only buy it online.

——Could you tell me the details?

Lian: No.

18.

——Is there a more harmonious sex life in modern society?

Lian: There has been a qualitative leap.

--oh?tell me the story!

Lian: He seems to be very interested in things like pornographic videos, he can watch them for a long time, and then he gets high.

——Uh, so he watched pornographic videos to warm up before clapping, is that what you mean?

Lian: Exactly.

——What kind of movies does he watch?

Lian: The particularly mentally handicapped ones, who forcibly insert some plot points at the beginning, flirting and cursing at the beginning, it's hard to watch.The point is that the main character is not good looking, and the picture quality is shoddy. He might as well look at himself in the mirror when he sees that.

——So you don't watch it with him?

Lian: Who wants to see that kind of stuff?It’s okay to skip directly to the topic, he insists on watching it from the beginning, and he doesn’t miss any plot. After watching it for three or four minutes, he has entered the state, and I should almost wither.

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