Yun Lian

【host】

It has been nearly two years since the last interview, presumably the relationship between the two has undergone a qualitative leap after a long period of tempering.Today, I would like to invite you two to come to Crispy Duck TV, and share with readers and friends your dating experience in the past two years. The basic information will be skipped, and we will go directly to the key topics~

1.

——Are you sure about the relationship?

Cloud: Yes.

2.

——When was it determined?How are you sure?

Yun: Just last month, we had a relationship and it was confirmed.

(Okay, so straightforward... The latter question about whether it is still a broiler chicken can be cancelled.)

3.

——How does it feel to be divorced?

Cloud: Very good.

——Can you describe in detail how to do it?

Yun: You don’t need to run away anymore, you can face his feelings honestly, accept them honestly, and respond honestly.

4.

——What shortcomings do you think you have as a novice in love?

Yun: I don’t know, I haven’t thought about it.

— Now think about it?

Yun: Maybe not romantic enough?

(Uh, we actually don’t hold out hope for this, I guess the second brother is also...)

5.

——What do you think of Lian Renjun as a romantic partner?

Cloud: Very good.

——Looking at the content of the previous interview, you seem to have quite a big opinion on him?

Yun: I wasn't a romantic partner before.

——That's right... Then, what do you think Lian Renjun has improved as a normal friend compared to before?

Yun: They are no longer ordinary friends, there is no way to compare them.

——I really can't refute what you said.

6.

—— Let me change the way of asking, please objectively analyze what are the advantages of Lian Renjun as a love partner.

Yun: Dedicated, treats me well, and knows how to cook.

——How do you know he is dedicated? (dangerous question)

Yun: Because he pestered me whenever he was free. Of course, I don’t know if he messed around with me when he was in the hospital.

——You don't seem to care much about this kind of thing?

Yun: Let's wait until it really happens, I can't even imagine it now.

——Is this the same attitude towards your ex?

Yun: No predecessor.

—Sorry I forgot.

7.

——Do you mind if the other party has an ex?

Yun: He has an ex?

--ah?you do not know?

Yun: I haven't talked about this issue.

——So do you mind?

Yun: I don't mind.

8.

——How does Lian Renjun usually express his love to you?

Yun: Verbal harassment and hands and feet at the same time.

——Yes, is this Yazi’s?

Yun: And eating vinegar indiscriminately.

——How do you usually respond in this situation?

Yun: Just pass it with patience.

9.

——I missed a question earlier, please objectively analyze the shortcomings of Lian Renjun as a love partner.

Yun: That’s what I just said.

--what?

Yun: Verbal harassment and hands and feet at the same time eating vinegar.

——Then you still say you think he's pretty good?

Yun: After all, Renren passed.

10.

——I remember that the reason why you refused to have a date with Lian Renjun was because he was your brother?

Yun: Yes, I thought so at the time.

—Don’t you feel so now?

Yun: As long as the psychological barriers are overcome, it will be fine.

- Harm, some people once claimed that they are very traditional.

Cloud: Who is it?

--Uh……

11.

——Before you confirmed your relationship, you lived together for so long, didn't you couldn't help it?

Yun: Are you talking about sex before marriage?

——Yes, it can be understood in this way.

Cloud: None.

——How do you usually solve your desires?

Yun: It's the same as before living together, you can solve it by yourself.Not living in one room.

——Then what is the most intimate thing you have ever done besides the last step?

Yun: I seem to have done everything except the last step.

--oh?Not bad not bad (rubbing hands excitedly)

Cloud: What's good?

——no, nothing...

12.

——Is it convenient to reveal who is attacked by you and Lian Renjun?

Yun: I was attacked by him.

——Do you feel reconciled?

Yun: Why are you not reconciled?

——After all, I think a man as powerful as you can be attacked.

Yun: I think so too, but he is attacking, what can I do?

——So you are attacked when you are attacked?

Cloud: Otherwise?

--Ok, I see.

13.

——Have you never thought about counterattacking?

Yun: If he wants to be punished, I can attack him.

—What if he doesn't want to?

Cloud: If you don’t want to be a person, then don’t be a person.

——No, you don't have that kind of...do you have the urge to fuck him?Didn't you think about fighting for it?

Yun: First of all, I don’t think he would be willing to be the next one. Secondly, I don’t want to force him to do this kind of thing. Third, I don’t have any obsession with attacking and shou, as long as I can be comfortable. Besides, it feels weird to be a shou when he is so tall.

—Surprised!So are you willing to suffer because of your height? ?

Yun: Just a small part of the reasons.

14.

——(Continue to drive at high speed) How was the experience of applauding for love for the first time?

Yun: At that time, I was actually in a trance, and I didn’t remember very clearly, but the overall feeling was okay.

——Does it mean that you feel refreshed?

Yun: Anyway, I finally climaxed.

——How does it compare to solving it yourself?

Yun: Then I prefer to solve it by myself.

— Nani?Why?

Cloud: convenient and easy.

——It doesn’t take much effort if you accept it.

Yun: It's not strenuous, but it's uncomfortable after a long time.

——You are still not used to it, after all, it is the first time, just practice more!

15.

——Continued from the last question, do you feel better after doing it a few more times?

Yun: To be honest, I'm still not used to it. I don't like to spend too long.

——Are you implying that Lian Renjun is very long-lasting?

Yun: It is very long-lasting, but I like quick fixes.

——It’s too boring. This kind of thing needs to be experienced carefully and enjoyed slowly. (for you)

Yun: I really can't stand it after a long time, I'm very tired.

——Isn’t it?You have such good physical strength, why are you still afraid of exercising on the bed?

Yun: My physical strength is not used for this.

16.

——How often do you usually applaud?How many times a month?

Yun: The relationship was just confirmed last month, and it hasn't been a full month yet.

—How about an estimate?

Cloud: Seven or eight times?

——emmm... This frequency is a bit low for newlywed couples.

Yun: Just make sense.

17.

——Aside from taking too long, is there anything you hope the other party can improve in that respect?

Yun: I hope he won't get his sperm on his head every now and then.

--oh?Does he ask frequently?

Yun: It feels like this person’s mind is full of dirty stuff, he doesn’t know what he’s thinking all day long, no matter what topic he’s thinking about, he’s always going to that direction, it’s impossible to guard against!

——I feel your resentment... so does he often pester you to applaud?

Cloud: Yes.

—Then do you generally refuse or satisfy him?

Yun: If you don't want to do it, you can clearly refuse it, otherwise, as long as there is a slight chance, he will chase after him fiercely, and will not give up until he achieves his goal.

18.

——Quietly ask how is Lian Renjun's figure?

Cloud: Very good.

—Wow, what a flattering compliment.

Yun: Seeking truth from facts.

—Would you be greedy for him?

Yun: It's quite sexy when you actually do it, and it allows me to get into the state quickly.

19.

——Under what circumstances do you usually want to make out with each other?

Yun: It happened that there was a need in that regard, and he was clearly flirting with me.

——So he usually makes the request?

Cloud: Yes.

20.

——Continuing from the previous question, didn’t you take the initiative to invite him?

Yun: The first time I took the initiative, just that one time.

——Can you describe how you felt at that time?

Yun: My heart is empty, I feel like I am a phantom, very virtual and unreal.

——Does the heart empty the body to make up for this meaning?

Yun: The body is also very empty.Once something comes in, it will be fine, very fulfilling and safe.

——I'm not used to you playing with colors so solemnly.

Yun: It's not about color, it's really empty.Heart, stomach, intestines, the whole person is empty.

——There is a sentence that I don’t know if I should say it... Are you not full for lunch?

Cloud: If you are full, you are still empty.

——Then, there is no other way, ask the second brother for something else to eat, hehe!

21.

——Since you are on the high speed, let’s drive for a while~ Which part of the opponent’s body do you like the most?

Yun: About the shoulders and back, the muscle lines look good and feel comfortable to the touch.

22.

——What position do you like to use when applauding for love?

Yun: The posture is up to him.

——Hey, is Second Brother so domineering?

Yun: Generally, isn’t it decided by the side that moves more?

——It’s okay to understand that way!What pose does he usually like to adopt?

Yun: It was a very common one. I lay down and he pressed on me.

——Do you think this is ok?

Yun: It's ok, so I can still hug his shoulders.

23.

—Are you satisfied with his size?

Yun: It can be smaller, it doesn’t need to be so big.

--smaller?This is a bit difficult, I only know that there are medicines that make people bigger, but I haven't heard of medicine that makes people smaller.

Yun: I know, I'm just talking about it.After all, no matter how tall you are, you can't be too small.

——Hearing your tone...isn't it a big size?

Cloud: It hurts when it's too big.

24.

——When applauding for love, where do you like the most when the other party touches you?

Cloud: Chest, stomach, waist, back.

——I like it a little more.

Yun: I like when he touches me with both hands, the big ones are warm and comfortable.

—Sounds like stroking a cat.

Yun: Yes, it makes sense that cats like to be rubbed like this, it is indeed very comfortable.

—Enough, you ruined the atmosphere of this question.

25.

— Do you like to use your mouth?

Yun: Do I use it or does he use it?

--What? !have you used it?

Cloud: None.

- Harm, white excitement.

Yun: So you are asking him?I did it once before we were together, and then I didn't.

--How does it feel?

Yun: I was drunk that day, so I had no memory at all.

——Then how do you know he uses his mouth, are you sure he didn't do anything else?

Yun: To be honest, I’m really not sure.When I was in the warehouse, the group of people sweared all day long, making me think we really did it, but he said no... I don’t know, I’m a little confused.

(To be continued)