Pingxie: Give me three thousand brushstrokes and paint you as a prison

With Poker Bottle, we found a restaurant to eat. Poker Bottle is no different from ten years ago, just as boring and young. "Brother, what's behind the bronze door?" I'm really curious about this question , I could have entered it, but it disappeared again. Does this make me curious?

"..."

Before the fat man finished eating, he yelled, "Curiosity killed the cat!"

yes!What's more, Boyouping didn't say anything, there was nothing to talk about, so I could only eat.

"ultimate"

My brother's sudden opening made me at a loss. As a result, I broke a bowl.

"I said, Xiao Tianzhen, you are so big and you are so easily agitated, it's really a little brother who will know if there is something as soon as you open your mouth!" Fatty fanned the flames.

The waiter muttered and cleaned up the debris on the ground, and I kicked the fat man, "You have a fucking opinion!" Turning to face the face of Poker Bottle, although it is not so calm and calm, but it is still ok Come out with a 'gentle'...

"Hey! Naive, if you look at me like this, I will definitely feel embarrassed!" The fat man shook his chopsticks in front of me.

"None of your business?!" After saying this, my face became hot!I really want to find a crack in the ground to drill in.I came to the toilet under the pretense of urgency, looked at me in the mirror who was blushing like a monkey's butt, and cursed in my heart that I was worthless.

"Wu Xie!"

Instinctively replied "En?" Looking over again, Poker-Face stood indifferently at the door, staring at me all the time, "Brother?"

Poker bottle didn't say anything, he's already used to it!I walked up to him "I first..."

Poker-Face hugged me, whispered in my ear "I want to go home!" Then let go of me, turned and walked away, a word 'home' flashed in my mind.And all this came a little too suddenly!I was still there, feeling hotter on my face, I turned around and hid in a toilet squat, maddening in it.

A few minutes passed, ten minutes passed, and I decided to go out. As soon as I opened the toilet door, I saw a familiar figure that I couldn't be more familiar with. I quickly grabbed his shoulder, "Ha! Old fox, I finally caught you Already!"

The third uncle glanced at me, he was surprised at first, and then quickly returned to normal, "You bastard, I am your third uncle, can you call me an old fox?" The third uncle took my hand, "Still grabbing me? Just you This guy with small arms and legs still wants to catch me, he really can't control himself!" The third uncle shook off my hand and started to run, otherwise how could he be called an old fox!So cunning.

I was stunned, and then followed closely, for fear that he would disappear again, "Old fox! Don't run!" As soon as I got out of the toilet, I immediately breathed a sigh of relief. ……No!To be precise, two fingers clamped the third uncle's collar. I don't know why, but when I saw the two fingers of the same length, I felt a chrysanthemum tight... T_T

The fat man came over with a smile, "Oh! Isn't this Mr. Wu? What? Why don't you talk to your nephew?" The fat man walked to the third uncle.

The third uncle said with a strong smile, "Yes! Why don't we talk about it, but today! There are still some things that I need to solve. I will definitely talk to Xiaoxie some other day!" The third uncle said He walked out, but still couldn't escape the two fingers of Poker bottle, the third uncle gave up struggling and was 'invited' back to the hotel by us.

The third uncle sat on the bed with a blank expression on his face and looked at Poker Fing with a fierce look. Poker Fing was leaning against the door and looking at the ceiling, as if what you said and what you did had nothing to do with me , and don't even care at all.

The fat man sat next to the third uncle with a playful smile, and said to the third uncle, "Mr. Wu, why did your big Buddha come to the Northeast in person! Tell me what you are doing in the Northeast!"

"What the hell are you talking about? Why can't I come?" The third uncle looked very serious. After so many years, it was the first time he was so 'serious'!

I leaned against the wall, "Old fox, how long have you been hiding from me? Finally, I caught you, tell me! What are you doing here?"

"I said nephew! It's been a long time since I saw you! Why do you speak so badly!" The third uncle looked at me very dissatisfied. "If I don't come, then the little brother won't be able to come out!" I yell.

My eyes fell on Poker Ping, this...what the hell is going on?