The face-slapping genius doctor in ancient times

outside the house.

The small pavilion outside the building is full of mountain shadows and birds singing in the woods, which is very interesting.There is a towering old tree in front of the attic, swaying slightly with the shade of the tree.Suddenly there was a strong wind, which made the leaves rustle. Li Sizong, who had been guarding the whole night and was sleeping on the trunk at the moment, rolled down the trunk with a "plop".

It knocked away a group of crows perched on the branches.

"Quack quack" -

It was simply a mockery of Li Sizong Chi Guoguo.

"Damn it! How dare you laugh at me, see if I don't shoot you down and cook you!" Li Sizong picked up a stone and used his strength secretly.He has considerable strength, and shooting is also a strong point. I don't know if he just woke up or the crow is too witty.The stone passed by a crow impartially, and finally hit an ancient tree trunk.

Then it bounced from the ancient tree trunk to the direction of the mountain road intersection.

"Oops! Damn, who doesn't have eyes to hit me?" A vicious voice came from the intersection, and Li Sizong and Luo Yun stretched their necks to look, only to see Luo Junxiao walking over in a mighty manner with a crowd of relatives.

Of course, the unlucky ghost whose head was hit by a stone was Luo Junxiao.

"Brother Sizong, Uncle has brought so many people, and they are all relatives, he must be with them!" Luo Yun said in a low voice, as if eager to try, rolled up his sleeves and said, "Let me Go beat them up!"

"Hey, Xiao Yunzi, don't worry, why don't you try my method." Li Sizheng smiled slightly and whispered a few words in Luo Yun's ear. At first, Luo Yun was a little skeptical, but when Li Sizheng finished speaking, he wanted to clap his hands Applause, "Brother Sizong, your method is really fun! Let me go!"

"Of course you need to go, brother, I have other things to do."

Dead trees and branches can be seen everywhere in the grove. After Li Sizong picked up a suitable one, he took out a common saber from his carry-on bag, modified it slightly, and tied it with a wide rubber band. Those thick palms, which belonged to a man, were actually quite ingenious. The simple slingshot was completed.

"Fiya, prepare some more stones for Xiao Yunzi, Xiao Yunzi, go up that old tree and hit them with this slingshot!"

"Obey! Sir!" Luo Yun took the slingshot and made a not-so-standard military salute.Don't look at Li Sizong not looking for margins on weekdays, in fact he can get along with anyone, this meeting and Luo Yun only spent less than a day together, and they are so mature.

No wonder, as a soldier who often goes on missions, which of those places is not poor?Not even a single person, not a living being.Such years of military life made them have to adjust their mentality of self-entertainment.

Of course, it is estimated that Li Sizong is the best among them, right?

After helping Luo Yun climb up the ancient tree, Li Sizong straightened his clothes and smeared his face. The man who was not majestic at the moment had a solemn appearance. He walked out of the small woods with his hands behind his back, just blocking the Luo Junxiao's way out.

"Uncle is in such a hurry, where is he going? Are you okay with yesterday's burn?"

When Luo Junxiao heard about the burns, he felt bad all over, and his body trembled slightly. Don't look at how simple and honest he can make people let go of their guards. If he becomes fierce, it will make people feel chilling.The burn was nothing, but the poison really made him choke.

After taking the antidote, I went back to wash my face and almost broke my skin. Later, I was really worried, and I picked the base of my tongue against the toilet seat all night (afraid that people would suspect that I would not dare to do gastric lavage), and finally vomited clean before sleeping in the bathroom.When I got up the next day, I was dragged awake by Jiang, saying that I was going to crusade, and even gave me some advice.

He can put medicine into his mouth, what a useless man!

Luo Junxiao also felt aggrieved, he has always walked steadily, who knew that Li Sizong suddenly appeared, and he didn't know that he tripped him intentionally or unintentionally, this anger can't be vented to Jiang, but he is still a block to the culprit. The culprit who led him to do great things.He was furious for a while: "You bastard, did you do it on purpose yesterday?!"

"Uncle, you can't slander me, I'm really slippery, don't you believe that I'm showing you a fall?" Li Sizheng looked innocent, but it seemed that he intended to annoy Luo Junxiao, and the loopholes in his words were obvious.

Sure enough, when Luo Junxiao heard that Li Sizong really did it on purpose, he became even more angry, and his remaining rationality was also burned out.Commanding the relatives brought along, they wanted to gang up on Li Sizong.

At this moment, I only heard a sound of "咻", a stone seemed to fly from the sky, and hit Luo Junxiao's head. Luo Junxiao felt the pain and screamed strangely. , There was a pool of blood on the palm of his hand.

"Which bastard threw stones?! Don't stand up for me!"

When he roared like this, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay. They didn't know why, and another stone fell on his ass.He hurriedly covered his buttocks and looked around, but this posture was really unsightly, which made the relatives start whispering.

Although Luo Junxiao was unhappy in Luo's family, he was considered the eldest son anyway. How could he have suffered such a crime?When looking for the murder weapon angrily, he found several rolling stones on the ground, one of which was still stained with his blood.

It's actually a stone? !

Just when Luo Junxiao was about to look around to see if there was a "murderer" on the nearby branches.

"Oh, uncle, you are bleeding! I have first aid gauze here, let me bandage it for you." Li Sizong said exaggeratedly, while actually taking out a stack of gauze from his carry-on bag, and then Involuntarily, Luo Junxiao's head was shaped like an Indian Asan.

Then he said earnestly: "Uncle, why are you injured again? I just looked at the wound for you, and there was a lot of blood, and the whole gauze was dyed red. It looks really serious. You Do you really need to go back to stop the bleeding?"

"Yes, yes—" Luo Junxiao heard that the entire gauze was dyed red, and touched the gauze on his head with his palm, it was indeed wet and sticky, and his entire face became even more ugly.But he didn't know that it was actually the capsule medicine Li Sizong put into the back of his head when he was bandaging, and the capsule would burst if he pressed lightly.

It's just a waste of the high-quality temptation potion, Li Sicheng said heartily.This potion was also in Li Sizong's luggage. It tasted and felt very similar to blood. It was specially used to lure alien life forms, but it was unexpectedly used on Luo Junxiao's body.

But it's good to be able to delay some time.

"What do you want? I just left you for a while. Just toss yourself into this look?" Luo Junxiao has long since lost the momentum he had just arrived, and he himself is terribly afraid of death, and now he feels that he has bled so much , still don't want to go back quickly?But when he heard this woman's voice, he immediately looked solemn, and then his mouth turned into a crescent moon to meet her: "Madam, I didn't say I want to go back, it's just, just—"

Jiang walked over on high heels, glanced at Li Sizhen and said, "Huh, it's just a trick, husband, do you really think you're bleeding to death? Tell me, so don't make people laugh out loud. Do you think so?" ? Captain Li Sizong?"