a family of three

At the dining table, there was a storm, and my brother said: "Woman, I will take you in, and you will avenge me?"

The witch laughed: "If you married me back then, wouldn't there be so many things?"

"Great Liu Cheng treats you badly, making you think about me?" Brother gritted his teeth.

"No, no, as a senior, it was a failure to pursue you back then. Now that there is a successor, I am naturally obliged to help him." The witch smiled brilliantly.

My father and I are very conscious of danger and stay away from my brother and the witch, but the dining table is only so big, and it will inevitably be affected.

I saw the witch staring at me with her eyes: "If you hadn't suddenly killed me from there and took up your brother's time, your brother would be mine now!" She looked bitter and vengeful.

"Hehe, I don't want to either, you know that is force majeure." My cold sweat broke out.

"You have no fate with me, why do you blame Yuran?" Brother, you are so kind and defend me.

"Hmph, I just found out today that Xiao Yu is serving as a patron saint for her father." The witch smirked.

Sure enough, my brother slashed over like a pair of knives.

"Wuwu, brother, you clearly know that sister Li Li provoked me to have a relationship with you." I cried, brother forgive me, you know I didn't do it on purpose.

So, brother and sister Li Li were in a flash of swords and swords again...

After dinner, although everyone tried their best to avoid a certain topic, the biological clock they were used to would not let everyone go.

The witch took advantage of the time when we were not in a hurry, took a good bath, ran out fragrantly, held her brother's face and said, "Remember not to let people sleep on the sofa, it's not good for your health." Then ha Haha's wild laughter occupied my room.

Now that the matter has come to this point, everyone has no choice but to obey the arrangement of the witch.The witch also settled down with peace of mind.

During the day, I go to school, my brother and dad go to work, my brother asks Uncle Fang, and then the witch asks Uncle Fang to help if she needs anything.

After Uncle Fang heard about the witch's physical condition, he also prescribed a few small prescriptions for the witch.So, I won't say much about the nourishment that Li Li's old witch lived in our house.

A few days passed, and our house was fairly peaceful, until... one morning, it was almost time for my brother to wake up, and my father's screams suddenly came from my brother's room.

The witch and I crawled out of the bed half asleep and half awake, knocked on the door of my brother's room, and then opened the door.

The witch muttered: "It's early in the morning, it's called the soul, can you let people sleep?"

Then, we saw my brother kneeling on the bed, while my father rolled to the ground holding the quilt.

The witch said to me: "It seems that your father doesn't sleep well."

Dad climbed up from the ground with the quilt in his arms, rubbed his chin and said, "Be gentle when beating someone, it hurts."

I said to the witch: "It was my brother who threw Dad to the ground."

My brother wiped his mouth resentfully, and kicked the quilt wrapped around his feet: "I'm too lazy to tell you pervert, I'm going to brush my teeth."

Dad lay on the edge of the bed and said, "Ah Yuan himself said he didn't hate it, I just kissed it."

"How can there be relatives who don't brush their teeth early in the morning to coax relatives?" My brother muttered in a low voice, brushing past me and the witch.

The witch yawned, and went back to the room to sleep without interest.

"I said Dad, be smart next time when you sneak a kiss, don't be found out, your voice is much worse than the alarm clock." I also went back to the room and got into my own quilt.

"Oh, I can't sleep anymore, it's really uncomfortable to be woken up." The witch rubbed her head and wriggled on the pillow.Then kicked me: "You should get up."

I crawled under my own quilt: "No, it's Sunday."

"Hmmmm, get up, and give me the bed." The witch kicked on the bed.

"Why didn't you say you got up, don't move and let me sleep." I shrank to the corner of the bed aggrieved.

The witch stretched out her hand and lifted the curtain: "It's still dark outside. Your father is so boring."

"Hmm." I replied, I didn't hear anything and I fell asleep.

"Your brother really made a big fuss, he just got kissed." The witch was still thinking.

"Hmm." I replied, I didn't hear anything and I fell asleep.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)" the witch wailed on the bed.

I lifted the quilt and sat up: "Sister, are you still letting people sleep?"

The witch grabbed my face and pulled it from side to side: "Are you finally not sleeping?"

"You don't want people to sleep." I said aggrieved.

The witch smiled: "Hey~~ Don't sleep, let's talk about your brother and your father."

I yawned and glanced at the witch: "What do they have to say?"

"How long have they been like this?" asked the Witch.

I counted on my fingers: "It seems like more than two months."

The witch thought about it, and said to me: "If I were your brother, I would make your father if I like it, and kick your father out if I don't like it. How simple."

"Go and tell my brother that." I replied in a daze, then suddenly woke up: "What do you mean by doing something to my father? Is it necessary for you to hate my father so much?"

"Cut!" The witch pushed my head, "I mean cooked rice."

"What do you cut, how do two big men cook? They can't have children." After finishing speaking, he stared at the witch's belly.There is no improvement at all, and I doubt whether the witch is pregnant with a child.

The witch suddenly turned to her with a blank face: "Yes, what should the two big men do?"

I looked at the past blankly: "What?"

"Ah." The Witch replied naturally.

With a "boom", my face turned red, and I stammered, "I...how...how do I know."

The elder brother rushed in with a dark face: "Li Li, you dead woman, don't teach me bad children."

The witch didn't know how to reflect and said, "Which ear did you hear me teach him? I haven't figured it out myself yet."

The elder brother was obviously restraining the urge to rush forward and strangle the witch to death.

Then the witch said recklessly: "Don't tell me, Ah Yuan, you just came in and explained to us."

I jumped up from the bed: "I don't need it, I'm going to wash my face."

When I rushed into the bathroom, I heard a loud slamming door from the living room, and my brother's roar: "Li Li, you monster."

And the exaggerated laughter of the witch: "Oh hehehe~~~~"

Although I don't believe in religion, I still made a cross in front of the mirror devoutly, and then bowed to the mirror with my palms together: "Bodhisattva bless our family that there will be no murder today, and even if there is a murder, please bless my brother." It is the one who is alive, Amitabha."