Demon Realm Vinegar King
Chapter 74
The days after becoming a mountain god didn't seem to have changed at all. Jiang Yu was lying on Yueyuan's newly made hammock, but his and Yueyuan's positions were switched. He became a mountain god, and Yueyuan, the Qingqiu god, became Became a guardian of a mountain god...
The strange thing is that Qingqiu has no objection at all?
But even so, the sesame oil money is still pitifully small, and after he became a mountain god, because of the regulations of the fairy world, he could not have too much contact with the human world, so he lost his job in the convenience store. I can't get it out.
"Hello, Lord Mountain God, Qingji."
Jiang Yu was worrying about money when a little man in green clothes suddenly jumped onto his hammock and looked at him very seriously.
"Huh?" Jiang Yu blinked, wasn't that Yue Yuan's little follower from the demon world who was in charge of sending messages.
"Yu Die asked me to tell you that Lord Yueyuan and Lord Bai Ze are drinking in the demon world."
Jiang Yu waved his hand, signaling Qingji to back down, and rolled his eyes silently in his heart, 365 days a year, Bai Ze drank 360 days, and drank with Yueyuan 5 days.
And far away in the demon market in the demon world, Yudie smoked her own cigarette, while making wine hard, while counting the inventory in the cellar, thinking with some melancholy that tomorrow might have to hang small animals from entering.
In the room, a strong smell of wine spread, Bai Ze and Yue Yuan were half lying on the ground, each holding a jar of wine, looking at each other with disgust.
"Do you know what this is?" The two looked at it for a while, and Bai Ze suddenly put down the wine jar, and took out a pitch-black box from his arms.
"What?" Yue Yuan frowned, picked up the box with the tip of his tail, and immediately rolled it from Bai Ze's hand.
Bai Ze smiled softly, and moved to Yue Yuan's side, "Qiu Zidan."
Yue Yuan blinked, and gave Bai Ze a weird look, "You and Yu Die are married?"
Bai Ze was taken aback, and took another sip of wine, "I haven't written my horoscope yet. When I met her 400 years ago, she told me when her wine was sold out and when I would talk about relationship again. After drinking it for 400 years, this wine has not disappeared.”
Yue Yuan glanced at Bai Ze, then at the wine jar, "Have you ever thought...she might just want to sell wine."
"Impossible!" Bai Ze waved his hand.
"Then does she charge you for the drink?" Yue Yuan frowned.
"Take it." Bai Ze turned his head to look at Yue Yuan, and said seriously, "Is there any problem?"
Yue Yuan threw Qiu Zi Dan back into Bai Ze's hands, "No."
Bai Ze caught the box, and approached mysteriously, "Do you know how to use this... just crush it and drink it, and then two people, no matter if they are a man or a woman, will give birth to two children. Specializes in infertility."
Yue Yuan frowned, then turned around, "Really?"
"I lied to you, I'm a puppy." Bai Ze frowned, finally got it back, how could Yueyuan doubt the truth!
"哐" Baize's voice had just finished, when there was a crisp sound, Yue Yuan smashed the empty wine jar under him on Bai Ze's head, avoided Bai Ze's fallen body, and held the cup in Bai Ze's palm. Qiu Zidan, one of them turned into his original form and disappeared in the demon city.
"Oh, what's the matter, Mr. Bai Ze?" Yu Die who heard the sound was stunned, looked at Bai Ze who had fallen into a pile of wine jars, and hurried forward, "This...is he drunk again? Then Your drink fee today is one thousand spirit beads, don't forget! Come, send your master Bai Ze back to Zheshui, don't forget to give me the money!"
It was early morning in the world, Jiang Yu stretched his waist, and was about to get up after another sleep, when he suddenly smelled a strong smell of wine, and in the next second, he was hugged by a familiar body.
Jiang Yu froze for a moment, groped and turned over, and touched Yue Yuan, "Why are you back? Didn't you drink with Bai Ze?"
Yue Yuan didn't speak, and there was still a little purple juice left at the corner of his mouth, which directly touched Jiang Yu's lips.
Jiang Yu frowned, but didn't push Yue Yuan away. The two had lived together for so long, and Yue Yuan knew what he wanted to do with the movement of his tail, and he was easily agitated in the early morning.Jiang Yu changed his posture, let Yueyuan lie on top of him, and kissed him on the corner of his lips, "This... Doesn't Yudie's wine taste like this?"
"It's a different breed." Yue Yuan eagerly pulled off Jiang Yu's pajamas.
Jiang Yu frowned, Yudie's wine has been brewed for hundreds of years, why did they suddenly change varieties?But he was soon distracted by Yue Yuan's actions, Jiang Yu panted, took off the robe on Yue Yuan's body, and touched Yue Yuan's tighter abdomen and chest contentedly, a good figure means a great touch.
Yue Yuan grabbed Jiang Yu's hand that lit the fire on him, and put it close to his ear, "Do you like children?"
Jiang Yu froze for a moment, wondering if Yueyuan was drunk, why did he ask such a question, could it be that he wanted to test whether he disliked him for not being able to have children?This fox is really getting more and more girly.Jiang Yu, who had guessed what Yue Yuan was thinking, shook his head violently. "dislike!"
Yue Yuan froze for a moment, then looked at Jiang Yu with wide eyes, "Don't you like it?"
Jiang Yu nodded, and stroked Yueyuan's fur tail again, "Anyway, I can't have children, doesn't it matter if you like it or not, if you want a child, just pick up a little fox from anywhere."
"That's different..." Yue Yuan touched his stomach, could it be that Jiang Yu really doesn't like children?Then what's the use of him snatching Zidan? "Then if...the two of us have children, do you like it?"
Jiang Yu immediately reacted, and touched Yue Yuan's back, "I like it, but, I prefer..."
Jiang Yu was about to tell Yue Yuan that he would like him even if he had no children, but he was blocked by Yue Yuan before he finished speaking, and only heard Yue Yuan's vague answer Said, "That's all right..."
Jiang Yu frowned, looking at Yue Yuan on his body strangely, vaguely felt that something was wrong.
But before he could think about it, Yue Yuan had already pulled him back into the sex, the suppressed and sweet crooning sounds gradually overlapped, Xiaoxue outside the room covered Feng Ji's ears, and walked away silently.
It's just that after this time, Yue Yuan was obviously a lot more honest, to the point where Jiang Yu felt a little strange.
For example, when two people sleep, it was agreed before, for the sake of the body, once a day, but it is often raised to three times or more by Yueyuan, but since that strange morning, Yueyuan actually strictly abides by once a day, Even when Jiang Yu didn't want to come, he was very obedient and just slept and didn't do anything.
This is too strange, Jiang Yu touched himself, could it be that the two of them have reached a bottleneck?The seven-year itch?That's impossible, Yue Yuan is usually sticky like something, could it be that he is sick?Jiang Yu turned his head, and glanced suspiciously at Yue Yuan who was sleeping by the table.
It seems to be a little bit, Yue Yuan has been dozing off for a longer time than before, and he has fallen to the time to get up with him in the morning.
Jiang Yu frowned, and touched Yue Yuan's forehead.
"What's wrong?" Yue Yuan, who woke up immediately, grabbed Jiang Yu's hand, pulled him into his arms and sat down.
"Is there something wrong with you?" Jiang Yu frowned, even though Yue Yuan is already a god, what if he gets sick?
Yue Yuan shook his head, "No."
"I always feel that you... are not in good spirits recently." Jiang Yu was still a little worried, "Otherwise, let Feng Ji go to the Immortal Realm to find a doctor to take a look."
Yue Yuan froze for a moment, then took out a book from his pocket, "The book says that it's normal to be in a bad mood."
"What strange book are you reading again?" Jiang Yu stretched out his hand and took the book in Yueyuan's hand, and saw "Encyclopedia of Obstetrics and Gynecology" printed in gold letters on the cover.
The corner of Jiang Yu's mouth twitched, "Isn't the parenting scripture enough for you to read?"
"No, Jiang Yu." Yue Yuan carefully put away the encyclopedia of obstetrics and gynecology, and looked at Jiang Yu solemnly, "I'm pregnant."
"What?" Jiang Yu rubbed his ears, "Are you dreaming?"
"I'm pregnant! It's not a dream!" Yue Yuan frowned, grabbed Jiang Yu's hand, and moved it to his lower abdomen, "I found a fairy doctor, and I have proof!"
Jiang Yu blinked and looked at the certificate issued by the fairy doctor in the fairy world that Yueyuan handed over in his hand. It clearly stated in black and white that Yueyuan was really pregnant. "how could it be possible!"
"Qiu Zi Pill, Bai Ze found a Qiu Zi Pill, and then he gave it to me." Yue Yuan looked at Jiang Yu, and what he said was true.
"Huh?" Jiang Yu rubbed his head and touched Yueyuan's lower abdomen. He felt that the matter was too big, and his head seemed to be unable to hold it. It took him a long time to realize, "You...you mean, we Have a baby?"
Yue Yuan nodded fiercely, "Yes, do you like it!"
"Are you sure it's not the good luck of the red god carp?" Jiang Yu looked at Yue Yuan in disbelief, it was simply unbelievable.
"How could it be? I ate Qiu Zi Dan myself." Yue Yuan frowned and held Jiang Yu's hand, "You used to be in the fairy world, didn't you go around saying that I gave birth to a fox cub for you! Don't you like?"
Jiang Yu touched his head to make sure that he wasn't dreaming, and the hand touching Yue Yuan's lower abdomen trembled a little. It was just for fun, and Yue Yuan was really willing to give birth to him...Jiang Yu With a lump in his throat, he hugged Yue Yuan, "Why didn't you discuss it with me first..."
"I want to surprise you with the birth." Yue Yuan patted Jiang Yu's back.
"Then how can I do it, no way... I'm going to have a baby..." Jiang Yu covered his mouth and quickly jumped out of Yue Yuan's arms, "How many months?"
"It's only been a month." Yue Yuan blinked.
"It's been a month!!" Jiang Yu stared at Yue Yuan with wide eyes, "Why did you tell me that!"
Yue Yuan pointed to the encyclopedia of obstetrics and gynecology in his arms, "Isn't it ten months old?"
Jiang Yu frowned, "You're a fox and you're not a human! Three cats and four dogs, you're only four months pregnant, and you're all old women, okay? Then you fought with Bai Ze yesterday?"
"That's what Bai Ze did first!" Yue Yuan froze for a moment, then quickly explained, "And I'm young, okay! And I'm not a dog..."
Jiang Yu frowned and looked at Yue Yuan for a while, "No, you are not allowed to move during this time."
"It doesn't matter, when my mother gave birth to me, she went to the devil world with my father." Yue Yuan waved his hand and pulled Jiang Yu over again.
"Then you might have bumped your head at that time..." Jiang Yu rolled his eyes, carefully avoiding Yue Yuan, "You just said it now... I wasn't prepared at all."
"What are you going to prepare?" Yue Yuan blinked and threw himself into Jiang Yu's arms, "Throw it to the elders when you are born, and we will pick it up after two years when you grow up."
Jiang Yu was taken aback by him, and quickly fixed Yue Yuan in his arms, "That was born as my cub, how could he throw it to the elders."
"It doesn't look good when a little fox is born hairless." Yue Yuan frowned, and said with some disgust.
Jiang Yu ignored him, and carefully searched for information about foxes in his mind. Foxes are easy to have empty pregnancy or miscarriage, and there are many foxes who may bite themselves to death after giving birth to fox cubs. Child, Yueyuan doesn't know what's going on...
When Jiang Yu came back to his senses, Yue Yuan had already fallen asleep in his arms, Jiang Yu frowned, and softly called Feng Ji, "Go and call Bai Ze."
Bai Ze knows a lot, you still have to ask him, Yue Yuan has always been arrogant, he must have swallowed Qiu Zi Dan without knowing anything, maybe he snatched it from Bai Ze.
Jiang Yu straightened up carefully, placed Yue Yuan on the soft couch, and walked out cautiously with light steps.
"That Qiuzi Pill... will it have any other impact on Yueyuan?"
After waiting for a while, he saw Bai Ze's figure appearing in the mountain temple, and Jiang Yu rushed to meet him.
"That's not true, it's just that Yue Yuan went too far, he knocked me out!" Bai Ze's eyes widened, and he was in pain for several days.
Jiang Yu scratched his head, knowing that Yue Yuan must have snatched it, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry...'
"That's not to be embarrassing, I still have several boxes." Bai Ze waved his hand, and glanced into the temple, "But Yueyuan, do you really have it?"
"Yes." Jiang Yu nodded, since he has seen the fairy doctor, he should be right.
"This Qiuzi Dan is really amazing..." Bai Ze smiled and rubbed his hands excitedly.
Jiang Yu frowned, knowing that this Bai Ze was also full of bad luck, and he deliberately asked Yue Yuan to ask for Zi Dan, it must be the idea of letting Yue Yuan try first. "Master Bai Ze, do you know how the Nine-Tailed Fox is born? What preparations do Yue Yuan and I have to make?"
"This..." Bai Ze looked at Jiang Yu with some embarrassment, "I'm afraid even a nine-tailed fox who has given birth can't answer."
"Ah? Why?" Jiang Yu froze for a moment.
"The number of nine-tailed foxes is rare, because when a female fox gives birth to offspring, she gives birth alone. Foxes have similar habits to most beasts. Even if the nine-tailed fox family is a race left by the gods, there is no innate wildness. Changed, when the little fox was born, the female fox would find a place to give birth alone that no one knew except herself. Because of this, many nine-tailed foxes weakened after giving birth, unable to leave their own enchantment or were killed by other beasts. If you eat it, many female foxes will never appear on Qingqiu after giving birth." Bai Ze shook his head, "Although Yueyuan is not a female fox, her habits will not change."
Jiang Yu was stunned for a moment, and it took him a long time to react, "Then...then how does Yue Yuan know how to have children, he is alone..."
"Back then, Yueyuan's father, the last fox king, had many concubines, but only three children, because many mother foxes died while giving birth." Bai Ze patted Jiang Yu's shoulder.
"No, no, you can't let Yue Yuan have a baby alone." Jiang Yu shook his head, "I will take good care of him."
Bai Ze sighed, and scratched his head in annoyance. He really wanted Yueyuan to try it when he was drunk, and he realized it when he woke up. Drinking was a mistake...
Jiang Yu returned to the room, looking at Yue Yuan with some melancholy.If what Bai Ze said is true, what should Yue Yuan do...
"What's wrong?" As soon as he entered the door, Yue Yuan woke up and hurried over.
"It's okay." Jiang Yu shook his head and hugged Yue Yuan. "Yueyuan, when you give birth, will you avoid it?"
"Why do you want to avoid it?" Yue Yuan gave Jiang Yu a strange look, "I have already booked the delivery room in the fairy world and the fairy doctor, which is very valuable."
Jiang Yu froze for a moment, then glanced at Yue Yuan, "You think very far..."
"That's right." Yue Yuan lifted his chin and happily kissed Jiang Yu's face.
Yue Yuan is not a female fox, maybe her habits are different.Jiang Yu thought for a while, besides, besides occasionally drinking with Bai Ze, Yue Yuan almost never left her side, how could she abandon herself to give birth.
After calming down his mood, Jiang Yu began to think about how to raise the little fox cubs after they were born, and Yue Yuan specially bought a copy of "The Way to Get Rich by Breeding Foxes".
Jiang Yu was stunned when he saw the book, and immediately threw it aside. Yueyuan has been more than two months old, and his belly is already the size of a five-month pregnancy. This is breeding! Do you want to sell foxes to make a fortune in the future?"
"Is a nine-tailed fox worth much?" Yue Yuan blinked and looked at Jiang Yu curiously.
Jiang Yu rolled his eyes and sat beside Yue Yuan, "From today onwards, you don't have to cook at night."
"No." Yue Yuan shook his head almost immediately and said, "Then what do you eat?"
"I'll do it, I'll do it too." Jiang Yu suppressed Yue Yuan's hand that was about to be raised when he got excited.
"No, no, you are not as delicious as I cook!"
Jiang Yu was taken aback, knowing that Yueyuan didn't want to cook hard by himself, but this was too straightforward! "I'm not a human being now, you can do without cooking."
"No, you will still feel uncomfortable." Yueyuan shook his head, that was because after Jiang Yu became a mountain god, he originally wanted to save cooking, but Jiang Yu couldn't sleep at night, so he felt unaccustomed to not eating, so after that , and resumed feeding three meals a day. "And, by the way, I will teach the children how to cook in the future, and let them cook for you in the future."
Jiang Yu held back his laughter, "Have a baby and cook for me?"
"Of course, I must be better than the child's cooking." Yue Yuan laughed and kissed Jiang Yu's face.
Jiang Yu chuckled, turned around and hugged Yue Yuan. He had thought before that it would be perfect to have a wife who was willing to support each other and take care of each other, and two children. Now Yue Yuan has realized it for him, even Better yet, they still have lots and lots of time.
"Tell me... how many do I have in a litter!" Yue Yuan didn't have as much reserved thoughts as Jiang Yu, touched his belly, and said excitedly, "Foxes in the world can have a big litter."
Jiang Yu was amused by him, "Nine-tailed foxes are all one by one."
"How nice it is for me to have two, one male and one female, don't you guys like to have both children?" Yue Yuan raised his head, thought for a while and said, "One cooks and the other sweeps the floor."
Jiang Yu turned over, carefully pressed Yue Yuan under him, and said with a smile, "What do you think you are using to have a baby?"
"Take care of you." Yue Yuan replied as a matter of course.
"Fool, the two of us take care of the child together and watch him grow up together. We are able to connect two people who are not related by blood, such as you and me, and are not used to send you to do things." Jiang Yu said. Yue Yuan placed a kiss on the forehead, "The child will make us a family."
"Family?" Yue Yuan frowned.
"It's the family that will be together no matter what happens in the future." Jiang Yu laughed. He had already regarded Yueyuan as his family in his heart, but Yueyuan didn't understand these things. If he didn't tell him early, it would be difficult to guarantee that the little fox would wait Born, does Yueyuan want to send it as his subordinate?
"No..." Yue Yuan shook his head.
"Why doesn't it work again?"
"I'm the only one in my family." Yue Yuan blinked and hugged Jiang Yu, "The little fox can't be counted."
Jiang Yu was amused by him, and pinched his face, "Why do you even care about this?"
Yue Yuan didn't speak, just hugged Jiang Yu and laughed a few times. "It's just me anyway."
Jiang Yu raised his eyebrows, and touched Yueyuan's stomach with his hand, "Has it moved today?"
"I don't know." Yue Yuan shook his head honestly.
"Why don't you know this?" Jiang Yu was taken aback, his hands stopped there without moving.
"I don't know if he moved or not, but I did anyway." Yue Yuan blinked and grabbed Jiang Yu's hand.
"What are you doing?" Jiang Yu opened his eyes wide, usually after Yueyuan said this, it must be bad news.
"Isn't the fairy world's 100-year conference coming soon? I want to make you a nice dress, so I went to the deep sea hell to find a shark." Yue Yuan touched his back and took out a water-blue dress. The clothes are light and soft, as if they are shining, and there is a... black nine-tailed fox embroidered on it, which looks very out of harmony.
"You're going to the deep sea hell!" Jiang Yu sat up abruptly, staring at Yueyuan. The deep sea hell is one of the trial places of the three major six worlds. It is far away in the deepest sea area, below the deep sea hell. Rumor has it that it is the mansion of Mount Tai. Even the God Realm doesn't know about it, so countless practitioners from the Six Realms are buried there every year. The mermaids live in the deep sea hell.
"Yeah, if Xiaoxue didn't urge me, I would still like to go to the Ice Hell...ah, don't pull your ears..." Before Yueyuan could finish speaking, she hurriedly grabbed Jiang Yu's hand with pain.
"You are capable, you dare to go to the deep sea like this!" Jiang Yu stared wide-eyed, he went to the fairy world today to ask about Yue Yuan's pregnancy, who knew that Yue Yuan would dare to take Xiaoxue to the deep sea in a blink of an eye.
"I have no problem at all." Yue Yuan looked at Jiang Yu pitifully, "I also made small clothes with the leftover silk, do you want to see it?"
Jiang Yu was taken aback by his anger, and his subordinates pushed harder, "Didn't I say, don't go anywhere?"
"But last time the wedding god said that your clothes are not as good as those of other mountain gods." Yue Yuan frowned.
"What?" Jiang Yu was slightly taken aback. When he participated in the Centennial Conference for the first time, someone said that. Later, the sheep spirit who said this was stripped and left to dry at the gate of Biluo City for three days. No one could figure it out, Jiang Yu still felt strange, and asked Yue Yuan if he did it, Yue Yuan insisted at that time that he didn't know anything. "So you know?"
Yue Yuan was taken aback, and silently looked away.
"Let me ask you, did you also dry up the lotus flowers of the Lotus Fairy!" Jiang Yu frowned and remembered something.
"That's her always giving you flowers QAQ." Yue Yuan glanced at Jiang Yu with some grievances, "You still brought the lotus back."
"Did you cut the red line of the God of Marriage?"
"That's why she dared to introduce other female fairies to you..." Yue Yuan raised her mouth, her tone still a little angry.
"Then you also demolished Baihu Xingjun's mansion?"
"That's not it!" Yue Yuan was stunned, and quickly said, "He dared to introduce you to Bi Yuewu. Before I had time to dismantle it, Shen Shuiyuan dismantled it first. I will definitely be faster than him next time."
Jiang Yu froze for a moment, then loosened his grip, Yue Yuan immediately opened his ears and hugged Jiang Yu, "It's not my fault!"
Jiang Yu frowned, and hearing Yue Yuan's very righteous tone, he suddenly understood why everyone in the fairy world avoided him except Bi Yuewu who still talked to him.
"Starting tomorrow, you are not allowed to leave me for half a step!" Jiang Yu rolled his eyes, and could only go to the door one by one to apologize, and there were a lot of things...
"But I have an appointment with Bai Ze to go to Luofu Mountain tomorrow... to make a cradle for the little fox to sleep in."
Jiang Yu frowned, and was almost taken away by Yue Yuan's anger, "You stay here for me, and you are not allowed to go anywhere!"
"But I have made an appointment with Jumang. If he loses a fight... I will give you his dragon to play with..." Yue Yuan looked at Jiang Yu, his voice became smaller and smaller.
"Anything else?"
"I still have an appointment with Xizi... No, there is no appointment." Yue Yuan blinked and poked Jiang Yu's palm, "I also asked you to sleep together..."
Jiang Yu glared at him, and angrily threw the quilt over the two of them, "From tomorrow onwards, I will watch you!"
Yue Yuan didn't speak, hugged Jiang Yu, and whispered in his ear, "Jiang Yu."
"What's wrong?" Jiang Yu's eyes twitched.
"I caught a green jellyfish... braised in soy sauce or stewed in clear water?"
"Shut up you!"
The author has something to say: Why do you hide the cubs aside, because I don't want to write about the process!
Jiang Yu frowned, Yudie's wine has been brewed for hundreds of years, why did they suddenly change varieties?But he was soon distracted by Yue Yuan's actions, Jiang Yu panted, took off the robe on Yue Yuan's body, and touched Yue Yuan's tighter abdomen and chest contentedly, a good figure means a great touch.
Yueyuan grabbed Jiang Yu's hand that lit the fire on his body, put it next to his ear, and said quietly, "Learn about excavators, which one is better?"
The strange thing is that Qingqiu has no objection at all?
But even so, the sesame oil money is still pitifully small, and after he became a mountain god, because of the regulations of the fairy world, he could not have too much contact with the human world, so he lost his job in the convenience store. I can't get it out.
"Hello, Lord Mountain God, Qingji."
Jiang Yu was worrying about money when a little man in green clothes suddenly jumped onto his hammock and looked at him very seriously.
"Huh?" Jiang Yu blinked, wasn't that Yue Yuan's little follower from the demon world who was in charge of sending messages.
"Yu Die asked me to tell you that Lord Yueyuan and Lord Bai Ze are drinking in the demon world."
Jiang Yu waved his hand, signaling Qingji to back down, and rolled his eyes silently in his heart, 365 days a year, Bai Ze drank 360 days, and drank with Yueyuan 5 days.
And far away in the demon market in the demon world, Yudie smoked her own cigarette, while making wine hard, while counting the inventory in the cellar, thinking with some melancholy that tomorrow might have to hang small animals from entering.
In the room, a strong smell of wine spread, Bai Ze and Yue Yuan were half lying on the ground, each holding a jar of wine, looking at each other with disgust.
"Do you know what this is?" The two looked at it for a while, and Bai Ze suddenly put down the wine jar, and took out a pitch-black box from his arms.
"What?" Yue Yuan frowned, picked up the box with the tip of his tail, and immediately rolled it from Bai Ze's hand.
Bai Ze smiled softly, and moved to Yue Yuan's side, "Qiu Zidan."
Yue Yuan blinked, and gave Bai Ze a weird look, "You and Yu Die are married?"
Bai Ze was taken aback, and took another sip of wine, "I haven't written my horoscope yet. When I met her 400 years ago, she told me when her wine was sold out and when I would talk about relationship again. After drinking it for 400 years, this wine has not disappeared.”
Yue Yuan glanced at Bai Ze, then at the wine jar, "Have you ever thought...she might just want to sell wine."
"Impossible!" Bai Ze waved his hand.
"Then does she charge you for the drink?" Yue Yuan frowned.
"Take it." Bai Ze turned his head to look at Yue Yuan, and said seriously, "Is there any problem?"
Yue Yuan threw Qiu Zi Dan back into Bai Ze's hands, "No."
Bai Ze caught the box, and approached mysteriously, "Do you know how to use this... just crush it and drink it, and then two people, no matter if they are a man or a woman, will give birth to two children. Specializes in infertility."
Yue Yuan frowned, then turned around, "Really?"
"I lied to you, I'm a puppy." Bai Ze frowned, finally got it back, how could Yueyuan doubt the truth!
"哐" Baize's voice had just finished, when there was a crisp sound, Yue Yuan smashed the empty wine jar under him on Bai Ze's head, avoided Bai Ze's fallen body, and held the cup in Bai Ze's palm. Qiu Zidan, one of them turned into his original form and disappeared in the demon city.
"Oh, what's the matter, Mr. Bai Ze?" Yu Die who heard the sound was stunned, looked at Bai Ze who had fallen into a pile of wine jars, and hurried forward, "This...is he drunk again? Then Your drink fee today is one thousand spirit beads, don't forget! Come, send your master Bai Ze back to Zheshui, don't forget to give me the money!"
It was early morning in the world, Jiang Yu stretched his waist, and was about to get up after another sleep, when he suddenly smelled a strong smell of wine, and in the next second, he was hugged by a familiar body.
Jiang Yu froze for a moment, groped and turned over, and touched Yue Yuan, "Why are you back? Didn't you drink with Bai Ze?"
Yue Yuan didn't speak, and there was still a little purple juice left at the corner of his mouth, which directly touched Jiang Yu's lips.
Jiang Yu frowned, but didn't push Yue Yuan away. The two had lived together for so long, and Yue Yuan knew what he wanted to do with the movement of his tail, and he was easily agitated in the early morning.Jiang Yu changed his posture, let Yueyuan lie on top of him, and kissed him on the corner of his lips, "This... Doesn't Yudie's wine taste like this?"
"It's a different breed." Yue Yuan eagerly pulled off Jiang Yu's pajamas.
Jiang Yu frowned, Yudie's wine has been brewed for hundreds of years, why did they suddenly change varieties?But he was soon distracted by Yue Yuan's actions, Jiang Yu panted, took off the robe on Yue Yuan's body, and touched Yue Yuan's tighter abdomen and chest contentedly, a good figure means a great touch.
Yue Yuan grabbed Jiang Yu's hand that lit the fire on him, and put it close to his ear, "Do you like children?"
Jiang Yu froze for a moment, wondering if Yueyuan was drunk, why did he ask such a question, could it be that he wanted to test whether he disliked him for not being able to have children?This fox is really getting more and more girly.Jiang Yu, who had guessed what Yue Yuan was thinking, shook his head violently. "dislike!"
Yue Yuan froze for a moment, then looked at Jiang Yu with wide eyes, "Don't you like it?"
Jiang Yu nodded, and stroked Yueyuan's fur tail again, "Anyway, I can't have children, doesn't it matter if you like it or not, if you want a child, just pick up a little fox from anywhere."
"That's different..." Yue Yuan touched his stomach, could it be that Jiang Yu really doesn't like children?Then what's the use of him snatching Zidan? "Then if...the two of us have children, do you like it?"
Jiang Yu immediately reacted, and touched Yue Yuan's back, "I like it, but, I prefer..."
Jiang Yu was about to tell Yue Yuan that he would like him even if he had no children, but he was blocked by Yue Yuan before he finished speaking, and only heard Yue Yuan's vague answer Said, "That's all right..."
Jiang Yu frowned, looking at Yue Yuan on his body strangely, vaguely felt that something was wrong.
But before he could think about it, Yue Yuan had already pulled him back into the sex, the suppressed and sweet crooning sounds gradually overlapped, Xiaoxue outside the room covered Feng Ji's ears, and walked away silently.
It's just that after this time, Yue Yuan was obviously a lot more honest, to the point where Jiang Yu felt a little strange.
For example, when two people sleep, it was agreed before, for the sake of the body, once a day, but it is often raised to three times or more by Yueyuan, but since that strange morning, Yueyuan actually strictly abides by once a day, Even when Jiang Yu didn't want to come, he was very obedient and just slept and didn't do anything.
This is too strange, Jiang Yu touched himself, could it be that the two of them have reached a bottleneck?The seven-year itch?That's impossible, Yue Yuan is usually sticky like something, could it be that he is sick?Jiang Yu turned his head, and glanced suspiciously at Yue Yuan who was sleeping by the table.
It seems to be a little bit, Yue Yuan has been dozing off for a longer time than before, and he has fallen to the time to get up with him in the morning.
Jiang Yu frowned, and touched Yue Yuan's forehead.
"What's wrong?" Yue Yuan, who woke up immediately, grabbed Jiang Yu's hand, pulled him into his arms and sat down.
"Is there something wrong with you?" Jiang Yu frowned, even though Yue Yuan is already a god, what if he gets sick?
Yue Yuan shook his head, "No."
"I always feel that you... are not in good spirits recently." Jiang Yu was still a little worried, "Otherwise, let Feng Ji go to the Immortal Realm to find a doctor to take a look."
Yue Yuan froze for a moment, then took out a book from his pocket, "The book says that it's normal to be in a bad mood."
"What strange book are you reading again?" Jiang Yu stretched out his hand and took the book in Yueyuan's hand, and saw "Encyclopedia of Obstetrics and Gynecology" printed in gold letters on the cover.
The corner of Jiang Yu's mouth twitched, "Isn't the parenting scripture enough for you to read?"
"No, Jiang Yu." Yue Yuan carefully put away the encyclopedia of obstetrics and gynecology, and looked at Jiang Yu solemnly, "I'm pregnant."
"What?" Jiang Yu rubbed his ears, "Are you dreaming?"
"I'm pregnant! It's not a dream!" Yue Yuan frowned, grabbed Jiang Yu's hand, and moved it to his lower abdomen, "I found a fairy doctor, and I have proof!"
Jiang Yu blinked and looked at the certificate issued by the fairy doctor in the fairy world that Yueyuan handed over in his hand. It clearly stated in black and white that Yueyuan was really pregnant. "how could it be possible!"
"Qiu Zi Pill, Bai Ze found a Qiu Zi Pill, and then he gave it to me." Yue Yuan looked at Jiang Yu, and what he said was true.
"Huh?" Jiang Yu rubbed his head and touched Yueyuan's lower abdomen. He felt that the matter was too big, and his head seemed to be unable to hold it. It took him a long time to realize, "You...you mean, we Have a baby?"
Yue Yuan nodded fiercely, "Yes, do you like it!"
"Are you sure it's not the good luck of the red god carp?" Jiang Yu looked at Yue Yuan in disbelief, it was simply unbelievable.
"How could it be? I ate Qiu Zi Dan myself." Yue Yuan frowned and held Jiang Yu's hand, "You used to be in the fairy world, didn't you go around saying that I gave birth to a fox cub for you! Don't you like?"
Jiang Yu touched his head to make sure that he wasn't dreaming, and the hand touching Yue Yuan's lower abdomen trembled a little. It was just for fun, and Yue Yuan was really willing to give birth to him...Jiang Yu With a lump in his throat, he hugged Yue Yuan, "Why didn't you discuss it with me first..."
"I want to surprise you with the birth." Yue Yuan patted Jiang Yu's back.
"Then how can I do it, no way... I'm going to have a baby..." Jiang Yu covered his mouth and quickly jumped out of Yue Yuan's arms, "How many months?"
"It's only been a month." Yue Yuan blinked.
"It's been a month!!" Jiang Yu stared at Yue Yuan with wide eyes, "Why did you tell me that!"
Yue Yuan pointed to the encyclopedia of obstetrics and gynecology in his arms, "Isn't it ten months old?"
Jiang Yu frowned, "You're a fox and you're not a human! Three cats and four dogs, you're only four months pregnant, and you're all old women, okay? Then you fought with Bai Ze yesterday?"
"That's what Bai Ze did first!" Yue Yuan froze for a moment, then quickly explained, "And I'm young, okay! And I'm not a dog..."
Jiang Yu frowned and looked at Yue Yuan for a while, "No, you are not allowed to move during this time."
"It doesn't matter, when my mother gave birth to me, she went to the devil world with my father." Yue Yuan waved his hand and pulled Jiang Yu over again.
"Then you might have bumped your head at that time..." Jiang Yu rolled his eyes, carefully avoiding Yue Yuan, "You just said it now... I wasn't prepared at all."
"What are you going to prepare?" Yue Yuan blinked and threw himself into Jiang Yu's arms, "Throw it to the elders when you are born, and we will pick it up after two years when you grow up."
Jiang Yu was taken aback by him, and quickly fixed Yue Yuan in his arms, "That was born as my cub, how could he throw it to the elders."
"It doesn't look good when a little fox is born hairless." Yue Yuan frowned, and said with some disgust.
Jiang Yu ignored him, and carefully searched for information about foxes in his mind. Foxes are easy to have empty pregnancy or miscarriage, and there are many foxes who may bite themselves to death after giving birth to fox cubs. Child, Yueyuan doesn't know what's going on...
When Jiang Yu came back to his senses, Yue Yuan had already fallen asleep in his arms, Jiang Yu frowned, and softly called Feng Ji, "Go and call Bai Ze."
Bai Ze knows a lot, you still have to ask him, Yue Yuan has always been arrogant, he must have swallowed Qiu Zi Dan without knowing anything, maybe he snatched it from Bai Ze.
Jiang Yu straightened up carefully, placed Yue Yuan on the soft couch, and walked out cautiously with light steps.
"That Qiuzi Pill... will it have any other impact on Yueyuan?"
After waiting for a while, he saw Bai Ze's figure appearing in the mountain temple, and Jiang Yu rushed to meet him.
"That's not true, it's just that Yue Yuan went too far, he knocked me out!" Bai Ze's eyes widened, and he was in pain for several days.
Jiang Yu scratched his head, knowing that Yue Yuan must have snatched it, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry...'
"That's not to be embarrassing, I still have several boxes." Bai Ze waved his hand, and glanced into the temple, "But Yueyuan, do you really have it?"
"Yes." Jiang Yu nodded, since he has seen the fairy doctor, he should be right.
"This Qiuzi Dan is really amazing..." Bai Ze smiled and rubbed his hands excitedly.
Jiang Yu frowned, knowing that this Bai Ze was also full of bad luck, and he deliberately asked Yue Yuan to ask for Zi Dan, it must be the idea of letting Yue Yuan try first. "Master Bai Ze, do you know how the Nine-Tailed Fox is born? What preparations do Yue Yuan and I have to make?"
"This..." Bai Ze looked at Jiang Yu with some embarrassment, "I'm afraid even a nine-tailed fox who has given birth can't answer."
"Ah? Why?" Jiang Yu froze for a moment.
"The number of nine-tailed foxes is rare, because when a female fox gives birth to offspring, she gives birth alone. Foxes have similar habits to most beasts. Even if the nine-tailed fox family is a race left by the gods, there is no innate wildness. Changed, when the little fox was born, the female fox would find a place to give birth alone that no one knew except herself. Because of this, many nine-tailed foxes weakened after giving birth, unable to leave their own enchantment or were killed by other beasts. If you eat it, many female foxes will never appear on Qingqiu after giving birth." Bai Ze shook his head, "Although Yueyuan is not a female fox, her habits will not change."
Jiang Yu was stunned for a moment, and it took him a long time to react, "Then...then how does Yue Yuan know how to have children, he is alone..."
"Back then, Yueyuan's father, the last fox king, had many concubines, but only three children, because many mother foxes died while giving birth." Bai Ze patted Jiang Yu's shoulder.
"No, no, you can't let Yue Yuan have a baby alone." Jiang Yu shook his head, "I will take good care of him."
Bai Ze sighed, and scratched his head in annoyance. He really wanted Yueyuan to try it when he was drunk, and he realized it when he woke up. Drinking was a mistake...
Jiang Yu returned to the room, looking at Yue Yuan with some melancholy.If what Bai Ze said is true, what should Yue Yuan do...
"What's wrong?" As soon as he entered the door, Yue Yuan woke up and hurried over.
"It's okay." Jiang Yu shook his head and hugged Yue Yuan. "Yueyuan, when you give birth, will you avoid it?"
"Why do you want to avoid it?" Yue Yuan gave Jiang Yu a strange look, "I have already booked the delivery room in the fairy world and the fairy doctor, which is very valuable."
Jiang Yu froze for a moment, then glanced at Yue Yuan, "You think very far..."
"That's right." Yue Yuan lifted his chin and happily kissed Jiang Yu's face.
Yue Yuan is not a female fox, maybe her habits are different.Jiang Yu thought for a while, besides, besides occasionally drinking with Bai Ze, Yue Yuan almost never left her side, how could she abandon herself to give birth.
After calming down his mood, Jiang Yu began to think about how to raise the little fox cubs after they were born, and Yue Yuan specially bought a copy of "The Way to Get Rich by Breeding Foxes".
Jiang Yu was stunned when he saw the book, and immediately threw it aside. Yueyuan has been more than two months old, and his belly is already the size of a five-month pregnancy. This is breeding! Do you want to sell foxes to make a fortune in the future?"
"Is a nine-tailed fox worth much?" Yue Yuan blinked and looked at Jiang Yu curiously.
Jiang Yu rolled his eyes and sat beside Yue Yuan, "From today onwards, you don't have to cook at night."
"No." Yue Yuan shook his head almost immediately and said, "Then what do you eat?"
"I'll do it, I'll do it too." Jiang Yu suppressed Yue Yuan's hand that was about to be raised when he got excited.
"No, no, you are not as delicious as I cook!"
Jiang Yu was taken aback, knowing that Yueyuan didn't want to cook hard by himself, but this was too straightforward! "I'm not a human being now, you can do without cooking."
"No, you will still feel uncomfortable." Yueyuan shook his head, that was because after Jiang Yu became a mountain god, he originally wanted to save cooking, but Jiang Yu couldn't sleep at night, so he felt unaccustomed to not eating, so after that , and resumed feeding three meals a day. "And, by the way, I will teach the children how to cook in the future, and let them cook for you in the future."
Jiang Yu held back his laughter, "Have a baby and cook for me?"
"Of course, I must be better than the child's cooking." Yue Yuan laughed and kissed Jiang Yu's face.
Jiang Yu chuckled, turned around and hugged Yue Yuan. He had thought before that it would be perfect to have a wife who was willing to support each other and take care of each other, and two children. Now Yue Yuan has realized it for him, even Better yet, they still have lots and lots of time.
"Tell me... how many do I have in a litter!" Yue Yuan didn't have as much reserved thoughts as Jiang Yu, touched his belly, and said excitedly, "Foxes in the world can have a big litter."
Jiang Yu was amused by him, "Nine-tailed foxes are all one by one."
"How nice it is for me to have two, one male and one female, don't you guys like to have both children?" Yue Yuan raised his head, thought for a while and said, "One cooks and the other sweeps the floor."
Jiang Yu turned over, carefully pressed Yue Yuan under him, and said with a smile, "What do you think you are using to have a baby?"
"Take care of you." Yue Yuan replied as a matter of course.
"Fool, the two of us take care of the child together and watch him grow up together. We are able to connect two people who are not related by blood, such as you and me, and are not used to send you to do things." Jiang Yu said. Yue Yuan placed a kiss on the forehead, "The child will make us a family."
"Family?" Yue Yuan frowned.
"It's the family that will be together no matter what happens in the future." Jiang Yu laughed. He had already regarded Yueyuan as his family in his heart, but Yueyuan didn't understand these things. If he didn't tell him early, it would be difficult to guarantee that the little fox would wait Born, does Yueyuan want to send it as his subordinate?
"No..." Yue Yuan shook his head.
"Why doesn't it work again?"
"I'm the only one in my family." Yue Yuan blinked and hugged Jiang Yu, "The little fox can't be counted."
Jiang Yu was amused by him, and pinched his face, "Why do you even care about this?"
Yue Yuan didn't speak, just hugged Jiang Yu and laughed a few times. "It's just me anyway."
Jiang Yu raised his eyebrows, and touched Yueyuan's stomach with his hand, "Has it moved today?"
"I don't know." Yue Yuan shook his head honestly.
"Why don't you know this?" Jiang Yu was taken aback, his hands stopped there without moving.
"I don't know if he moved or not, but I did anyway." Yue Yuan blinked and grabbed Jiang Yu's hand.
"What are you doing?" Jiang Yu opened his eyes wide, usually after Yueyuan said this, it must be bad news.
"Isn't the fairy world's 100-year conference coming soon? I want to make you a nice dress, so I went to the deep sea hell to find a shark." Yue Yuan touched his back and took out a water-blue dress. The clothes are light and soft, as if they are shining, and there is a... black nine-tailed fox embroidered on it, which looks very out of harmony.
"You're going to the deep sea hell!" Jiang Yu sat up abruptly, staring at Yueyuan. The deep sea hell is one of the trial places of the three major six worlds. It is far away in the deepest sea area, below the deep sea hell. Rumor has it that it is the mansion of Mount Tai. Even the God Realm doesn't know about it, so countless practitioners from the Six Realms are buried there every year. The mermaids live in the deep sea hell.
"Yeah, if Xiaoxue didn't urge me, I would still like to go to the Ice Hell...ah, don't pull your ears..." Before Yueyuan could finish speaking, she hurriedly grabbed Jiang Yu's hand with pain.
"You are capable, you dare to go to the deep sea like this!" Jiang Yu stared wide-eyed, he went to the fairy world today to ask about Yue Yuan's pregnancy, who knew that Yue Yuan would dare to take Xiaoxue to the deep sea in a blink of an eye.
"I have no problem at all." Yue Yuan looked at Jiang Yu pitifully, "I also made small clothes with the leftover silk, do you want to see it?"
Jiang Yu was taken aback by his anger, and his subordinates pushed harder, "Didn't I say, don't go anywhere?"
"But last time the wedding god said that your clothes are not as good as those of other mountain gods." Yue Yuan frowned.
"What?" Jiang Yu was slightly taken aback. When he participated in the Centennial Conference for the first time, someone said that. Later, the sheep spirit who said this was stripped and left to dry at the gate of Biluo City for three days. No one could figure it out, Jiang Yu still felt strange, and asked Yue Yuan if he did it, Yue Yuan insisted at that time that he didn't know anything. "So you know?"
Yue Yuan was taken aback, and silently looked away.
"Let me ask you, did you also dry up the lotus flowers of the Lotus Fairy!" Jiang Yu frowned and remembered something.
"That's her always giving you flowers QAQ." Yue Yuan glanced at Jiang Yu with some grievances, "You still brought the lotus back."
"Did you cut the red line of the God of Marriage?"
"That's why she dared to introduce other female fairies to you..." Yue Yuan raised her mouth, her tone still a little angry.
"Then you also demolished Baihu Xingjun's mansion?"
"That's not it!" Yue Yuan was stunned, and quickly said, "He dared to introduce you to Bi Yuewu. Before I had time to dismantle it, Shen Shuiyuan dismantled it first. I will definitely be faster than him next time."
Jiang Yu froze for a moment, then loosened his grip, Yue Yuan immediately opened his ears and hugged Jiang Yu, "It's not my fault!"
Jiang Yu frowned, and hearing Yue Yuan's very righteous tone, he suddenly understood why everyone in the fairy world avoided him except Bi Yuewu who still talked to him.
"Starting tomorrow, you are not allowed to leave me for half a step!" Jiang Yu rolled his eyes, and could only go to the door one by one to apologize, and there were a lot of things...
"But I have an appointment with Bai Ze to go to Luofu Mountain tomorrow... to make a cradle for the little fox to sleep in."
Jiang Yu frowned, and was almost taken away by Yue Yuan's anger, "You stay here for me, and you are not allowed to go anywhere!"
"But I have made an appointment with Jumang. If he loses a fight... I will give you his dragon to play with..." Yue Yuan looked at Jiang Yu, his voice became smaller and smaller.
"Anything else?"
"I still have an appointment with Xizi... No, there is no appointment." Yue Yuan blinked and poked Jiang Yu's palm, "I also asked you to sleep together..."
Jiang Yu glared at him, and angrily threw the quilt over the two of them, "From tomorrow onwards, I will watch you!"
Yue Yuan didn't speak, hugged Jiang Yu, and whispered in his ear, "Jiang Yu."
"What's wrong?" Jiang Yu's eyes twitched.
"I caught a green jellyfish... braised in soy sauce or stewed in clear water?"
"Shut up you!"
The author has something to say: Why do you hide the cubs aside, because I don't want to write about the process!
Jiang Yu frowned, Yudie's wine has been brewed for hundreds of years, why did they suddenly change varieties?But he was soon distracted by Yue Yuan's actions, Jiang Yu panted, took off the robe on Yue Yuan's body, and touched Yue Yuan's tighter abdomen and chest contentedly, a good figure means a great touch.
Yueyuan grabbed Jiang Yu's hand that lit the fire on his body, put it next to his ear, and said quietly, "Learn about excavators, which one is better?"
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