Severe Emotional Cleanliness Mutual Aid Group

Xie Lan was pregnant in October and gave birth to a dumpling.

The production process was quite smooth, with no side incision, and the whole process took less than half an hour.

The child is seven catties, the skin is thin, the stuffing is big, the fragrance is overflowing, and it is extremely attractive.

Xie Lan didn't dislike it at all, he stared at it with eyes full of love, and then, with a thud, swallowed.

Jing Liangqiu glanced at him, and Xie Lan lowered his head in shame.

Knowing that his friend had won Lin'er, Fang Yuanqin Songye and his family came to congratulate him one after another.

The moment they saw their friend Lin'er, everyone fell silent in unison, and the scene was extremely embarrassing for a moment.

Jin Chunan was the most considerate. Seeing the ugly scene, he took the initiative to say something to cheer up the atmosphere: "This kid is white and fat, and he is very lucky at first glance. He will definitely have a great future in the future."

Everyone laughed in unison.

Qin Songye interjected: "This child also smells good, and in the future he will definitely... definitely..." Before he finished speaking, he swallowed involuntarily.

goodong...

The lingering sound lingers in the beam, endlessly...

Xie Lan's eyes were flushed with sadness, and Jing Liangqiu's face was black as ink.

The atmosphere dropped to freezing point again.

Fang couldn't stand it any longer, and said sadly: "Songye, how could you do this, I'm so disappointed in you!"

Qin Songye felt guilty and apologized repeatedly with a blushing face.

goodong...

Everyone's righteous eyes immediately shot at Qin Songye, Qin Songye waved his hands again and again, "It's not me this time, it's really not me."

goodong...

Everyone followed the prestige, and suddenly found that the person who swallowed was Fang Ranran.

Fang's face turned red in an instant, and his spine was bent by the eyes of everyone's condemnation.

Zhou Gu couldn't stand it anymore, put on the majestic posture of a superior, and said in a straight voice: "Everyone, listen to me, Xie Lan and Jing Liangqiu are our friends for many years, and we should give them back when they encounter this. Full care and support, instead of doing the opposite, dragging them down and adding mental pressure to them..."

goodong...

Everyone's sharp eyes shot at Zhou Gu.

Words and deeds do not match!Sanctimonious!

Zhou Gu said innocently: "It's not me, it's really not me."

goodong...

goodong...

Everyone looked at the source of the voice.

Xie Lan blushed and swallowed uncontrollably. After a while, he shouted loudly, "Do you think I am willing? Who the hell wants to make such delicious dumplings?"

The atmosphere froze for a moment, and everyone was as stiff as wood plastic. After a while, Qin Songye whispered, "How could there be a dumpling? Why don't you just have some more vinegar?"

Fang couldn't hold it back, and burst out laughing, the laughter rippled and infected everyone present, and everyone laughed one after another.

Xie Lan couldn't hold back anymore, he put his arms around Jing Liangqiu's waist, and was out of breath from laughing.

Qin Songye circled around the baby dumpling, then moved closer to Xie Lan, lowered his head and observed carefully, with a solemn and solemn expression, as if he was doing some crucial scientific research.

Xie Lan smiled and said, "What do you see?"

Qin Songye took the mirror on the bedside table, took a picture of Xie Lan, and shouted: "Hey! Dumplings, hurry up!"

Fang actually threw a ham sausage at Xie Lan: "Monster! Eat my old grandson!"

Not to be outdone, Xie Lan replied: "It's a shame to show a small skill!"

Then, his mouth got lumpy, and with a puff, a glob of saliva rushed towards Fang Qin and the two of them with great momentum.Seeing this situation, Fang Qin and Qin retreated again and again, who would have thought that something would happen suddenly between lightning and flint, that ball of crystal clear saliva exploded in the air, and like a goddess scattered flowers, it turned into countless small drops of water, enveloping the two of them in.

Fang unexpectedly: "Chu Nan save me!"

Qin Songye: "Xie Lan, you are disgusting!"

Xie Lan: "Hehe."

After this battle, Fang and Qin were seriously injured, and fled into the bathroom with their tails between their legs in desperation.

Jin Chunan chatted with Xie Lan for a few words, looked at the baby dumplings, and frowned: "Brother Xie Lan, I have a sentence, I don't know if I should say it or not?"

Xie Lan: "But it's okay to say."

Jin Chunan pointed to the dumplings, thought for a moment and said, "The weather is hot recently. I think this...kid seems to be familiar. I don't know if it will spoil if it is left like this?"

Xie Lan looked at the dumplings, and his complexion became serious; "Chu Nan's words are true. I think this child is about half mature. It doesn't seem very good to just leave it like this."

Jing Liangqiu said gloomily, "Then according to what you see, what should we do?"

Xie Lan tentatively said, "How about... put it in the refrigerator?"

Jing Liangqiu couldn't bear it anymore, and slapped him hard on the forehead.

Xie Lan clutched his forehead, distraught: "Just after I gave birth to your child, you raped me domestically. Tell me, you don't love me long ago!"

Jing Liangqiu: "..."

Xie Lan: "Say it, talk it! Do you think I look ugly after giving birth? I knew that you little gongs don't have any good things!"

Jin Chunan and Zhou Gu looked at each other and touched their noses.

I was caught off guard by an arrow in my knee, and I felt aggrieved.

Jing Liangqiu's forehead throbbed.

Xie Lan: "Say, say, say! Do you not love me anymore?!"

Jing Liangqiu couldn't bear it anymore, he put his arms around Xie Lan, put his chattering lips in his mouth, and kissed him hard.

After the kiss, the world fell silent.

Xie Lan blushed, leaning against Jing Liangqiu's arms, pretending to be so cute and lovely.

Zhou Gu coughed, and asked Jing Liangqiu, "Since it was born, no matter what, we still have to treat it well... Well, has the child been named?"

Jing Liangqiu nodded: "I've decided on my first name, Jing Xing, but I haven't chosen a nickname yet, do you have any good suggestions?"

Jin Chunan: "This child is round and round, so cute, why not call him Tuantuan?"

Zhou Gu: "This name is good and appropriate!"

Xie Lan: "Then why not call it Sanquan, it's more appropriate."

Jing Liangqiu: "..."

Zhou Gu: "..."

Jin Chunan: "..."

So, kid Jing Sanquan spent the first day of his life in such a dire situation.

Five days later, the Sanquan kid dug a small hole in the dumpling skin, and under Xie Lanjingliang's surprised eyes, the shell broke out.

Xie Lan loves children so much that he not only personally bestowed the title of Jing Sanquan, but also insists on breastfeeding and never pretends to others.The arrival of the child occupied most of Xie Lan's attention, so Jing Liangqiu was naturally ignored.Jing Liangqiu was quite dissatisfied with this, and protested again and again.In order to appease his little Gong, Xie Lan gave in and indulged a lot in the intercourse.

So, from then on, Xie Lan lived a happy life of nursing the child during the day and baby Gong at night.

Fang Ran and Qin Songye had a heated discussion on this.

Fang unexpectedly: "So Xie Lan is not a dumpling master."

Qin Songye nodded: "It seems not, he should be an oviparous animal."

Fang unexpectedly: "Tsk tsk, I can't tell, it's still a new species that hasn't been discovered yet."

Qin Songye: "What do you think our future children will be like?"

Fang Ran: "Anything is fine, as long as it's not a dumpling!"

God seems to have heard his voice, so after many years, he successfully gave birth to a——

pumpkin pie!

Xie Lan: "Hahahahahahahahaha!"