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Xie Lan was in a hurry, thinking that his nightmare had come true, he rushed forward and was about to kick Wang Yanzhi.

Seeing his menacing approach, Jing Liangqiu was afraid that Wang Yanzhi would kick him badly, so he hurriedly stopped Xie Lan and asked, "Hey, what's the matter? Why are you kicking him?"

Xie Lan was hugged by Jing Liangqiu's waist, his hands and feet kept on scratching and kicking in Wang Yanzhi's direction, and he said while kicking, "Don't stop me, I want to beat Xiaosan!"

Jing Liangqiu was at a loss: "Hit the mistress?" He looked up at Wang Yanzhi, knowing what Xie Lan was suffering from, and said with pain in his forehead: "Didn't I explain it to you yesterday? He and I are really friends. "

Wang Yanzhi leaned on the kitchen counter, put on a pure and kind little white flower expression, and echoed: "Really, we are not in that kind of relationship." But although he said it was okay, his eyes were full. That's not the case, while Jing Liangqiu lowered his head and held Xie Lan's paw, he gave Xie Lan a provocative look.

Xie Lan became even more angry, and kicked him.But Jing Liangqiu hugged him tightly around his waist, and he couldn't kick him alive, he was so angry that his mouth was balled up, and he spat in the direction of Wang Yanzhi.

The range of the saliva is a little longer than his legs, and it hits in one hit.Wang Yanzhi was still teasing Xie Lan complacently, suddenly a glob of saliva came to his face, spraying his silver clothes.

Jing Liangqiu was taken aback for a moment, but then he couldn't hold it back anymore, he laughed hahaha, covered Xie Lan's mouth with his hand while laughing, and said smoothly: "I got hit, let's relieve my anger."

Wang Yanzhi was self-inflicted, and he didn't have the face to complain. He felt that he was unlucky and rushed to the faucet. After the rush, he retreated out of Xie Lan's range and muttered: "Pea shooter!"

Xie Lan calmed down a bit, stopped struggling, slapped Jing Liangqiu on the hand around his waist, and complained angrily, "Why did you let him wear my apron?"

Jing Liangqiu thought in his heart that he was really angry, so he replied: "You should only wear the apron once, and then it will be locked in the corner of the cabinet. When he gets up in the morning, he sees me cooking Said to help, and took it from the cabinet and put it on."

Xie Lan asked suspiciously, "Is it that simple?"

Jing Liangqiu and Wang Yanzhi said in unison: "It's that simple."

The appointments are not as synchronized as they are.

After Wang Yanzhi finished speaking, taking advantage of Jing Liangqiu's inattention, he gave Xie Lan a provocative look.

It's that simple?Do you really believe it?Stupid or not?

Xie Lan exploded again, spitting and kicking in Wang Yanzhi's direction.But Wang Yanzhi learned a lot of wisdom by eating a ditch, so he hid away a long time ago, Xie Lan's mouth was full of saliva, and his anger became even more angry.

Jing Liangqiu, one head and two big, put his arms around Xie Lan and said, "What's wrong with you?"

Xie Lan complained: "He just stared at me!"

Jing Liangqiu was battered: "He stared at you, you just stare back, why kick him... Hey, don't jump, be careful of hurting your back."

Xie Lan said sadly and angrily: "He did it on purpose. He wore my apron just to show me off! He...he wants to occupy the magpie's nest, wants the mistress to be in the position, and he wants to snatch you away!"

After finishing the last sentence, Xie Lan turned around, shook Jing Liangqiu's head and said, "Wake up! Wake up! Don't be fooled by him, he is just a scheming person!"

Jing Liangqiu didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Okay, okay, I'm scheming, don't shake it, I'm dizzy."

Xie Lan cried and said, "Do you still remember the oath you made last night?"

The corner of Jing Liangqiu's mouth twitched: "... I remember."

Wang Yanzhi leaned against the corner to watch the play, thought it was very fun, and blurted out, "What oath did you swear?"

Xie Lan glared at him, hugged Jing Liangqiu and let out a sigh, and said vigorously, "Liangqiu, send it again and let him listen."

Jing Liangqiu: "...not good."

Xie Lan glared at him.

Wang Yanzhi was not afraid of big things when watching the excitement, so he fanned the flames and said, "What's wrong, you can tell people everything, if you think it's bad, could it be that you are not sincere at all?"

It was the first time Xie Lan heard Wang Yanzhi say something sweet, so he nodded involuntarily. After nodding a few times, he felt something was wrong, so he quickly shook his head.

Jing Liangqiu saw that Xie Lan's handsome face was turning red and white, and couldn't stop laughing. Seeing Wang Yanzhi arguing with him, he wanted to teach him a lesson, so he said, "Okay, then Fa! I Jing Liangqiu, I swear to God, if I have any ambiguity with Wang Yanzhi, I will let Wang Yanzhi break his leg when he goes out..."

Wang Yanzhi could no longer laugh: "..."

Jing Liangqiu glanced at Wang Yanzhi, and then said: "...But he will not be killed, nor will he be disabled, just a broken leg."

Wang Yanzhi: "..."

I thank you all!

Xie Lan embraced Jing Liangqiu and kissed him, hanging his hands around Jing Liangqiu's neck, looking at Wang Yanzhi with raised eyebrows.

Wang Yanzhi wiped off his sweat: "I said, you guys are really out of touch, swear on me like this."

Seeing that Wang Yanzhi was choked once, Xie Lan felt relieved, and was coaxed by Jing Liangqiu to go upstairs to get dressed.Wang Yanzhi picked up Jingliangqiu's kitchen knife and completed his unfinished business - cutting leeks.

When Xie Lan got dressed, Wang Yanzhi had already served porridge, fried leek eggs, green pepper and potato shreds, cut a plate of crispy radish in salt water, fried a few poached eggs, and found three bottles of baby milk from the refrigerator. , was sitting at the dinner table waiting for them.

Xie Lan walked to the dining table in a hurry, and sat down arrogantly, with a sense of formality all over his body.

With a smile on the corner of Wang Yanzhi's mouth, he bit the carrot and looked at him.The eyes of the two collided in the air, crackling, crackling, thunder and lightning, chilling Kyushu.

Jing Liangqiu opened a bottle of milk and handed it to Xie Lan, blocking their fighting eyes: "Don't look, eat and eat."

Xie Lan took a sip of milk, and said like an old man, "Carrot."

Jing Liangqiu: "Huh?"

Xie Lan: "I want to eat carrots."

Wang Yanzhi translated for him: "Waiting for you to feed him."

Jing Liangqiu: "..."

He picked up two radishes, squeezed Xie Lan's chin and fed them.

Xie Lan accepted Jing Liangqiu's feeding with a noble and glamorous demeanor, and followed Wang Yanzhi's example, chewing the radish louder than Wang Yanzhi.Wang Yanzhi thought it was fun, so he picked up two more chopsticks and chewed them competitively with him.

Jing Liangqiu looked at the two live treasures, and silently ate a piece of scrambled eggs with chopsticks.

Xie Lan asked Jing Liangqiu to feed more than a dozen pieces of carrots, and chewed them like Wang Yanzhi, his cheeks ached, and his mouth was so salty, it tasted like salt water.

He drank half a bottle of milk, and mocked Wang Yanzhi: "The radishes you made are too unpalatable, can you cook?"

Wang Yanzhi smiled and said: "Hey, this was made by Jing Liangqiu," he turned his head to look at Jing Liangqiu and said, "Jing Liangqiu, it seems that Chairman Xie dislikes your poor craftsmanship."

Jing Liangqiu ignored his provocation, and put a chopstick of chives and eggs into Xie Lan's porridge bowl: "This is what he made."

Xie Lan added: "Now the aftertaste, it's actually not bad. It's salty and sweet, fragrant and crispy, and there's a sweet aftertaste in your mouth at the end. It's true that this radish should only exist in the sky, and it's rare to smell it in the world."

Wang Yanzhi: "..."

Jing Liangqiu had fun while eating.

Wang Yanzhi laughed and said, "Thank you Dong for your literary talent!"

The old god Xie Lan said: "It's so-so." After a pause, he continued, "Don't call him Dong Xie, it's a fake politeness. You didn't take yourself seriously when you wore my apron without permission. Outsiders, pretending to be polite in terms of address."

Wang Yanzhi was not annoyed either, and said with a smile: "That's right, Mrs. Xie is out of touch. You look a few years older than me. May I call you Brother Xie Lan? You seem close and mature. sequence."

Xie Lan sneered and said: "Don't, if you want to get close, you should get close enough. If you don't play well, it's boring."

Wang Yanzhi humbly asked for advice: "Then what do you think it should be called?"

Xie Lan said with a smile: "Just call me Dad, it looks close, and it looks orderly."

Wang Yanzhi: "..."

Waiting for him here together.

Xie Lan won a complete victory and was very happy in his heart. He even ate the leek and egg fried by Wang Yanzhi in the bowl, but he still didn't forget to comment after eating: "Tsk tsk, it's unpalatable. It's so delicious to be cooked by someone like you. It is the shame of leeks and eggs! You insult them, and they will not let you go even if they are ghosts."

Wang Yanzhi turned against the general and said: "So Xie Dong is a first-class cooker? There are still some ingredients in the kitchen. Why don't Xie Dong show us his skills?"

Xie Lan didn't expect this to happen, he got stuck for a while, he doesn't know how to cook at all, okay?

Wang Yanzhi pressed on step by step: "What's the matter? Xie Dongbie doesn't know how to do it at all, right? If this big talk is not well said, it will become a joke!"

Xie Lan was provoked a bit, unwilling to show timidity, slapped his swollen face to pretend to be fat, and said, "Dad, I cook delicious food, now let you open your eyes."

Then he really went to the kitchen.

Wang Yanzhi said, "Dad, take it easy, don't lick your tongue."

Jing Liangqiu knew that the two were fighting happily and no one could stop them, so he was mentally prepared to clean up the mess, calmly drank the porridge, took a sip, put down the bowl, and said to Wang Yanzhi: "He is Your father, who am I?"

Wang Yanzhi sneered, and flattered him with a poached egg: "Mom, eat more."

Xie Lan entered the kitchen and encountered a problem. He knew all about oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, but he had no idea how to use it.He thought about it, and thought that what I was cooking was a creative dish. He took one each of green pepper, cucumber, tomato, potato, and carrot, and messed with it. He mixed it with oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, and made a bowl of it. indescribable object.

Wang Yanzhi saw Xie Lan's masterpiece and commented: "It is said that at the beginning of the universe, heaven and earth were connected, everything was one, and the prehistoric world was in chaos. In my opinion, Xie Dong's masterpiece has a sense of chaos at the beginning of heaven and earth. Artistic conception, artistic conception!"

Xie Lan insisted: "You know what a fart, this is called..."

Wang Yanzhi raised his eyebrows: "What is it called?"

Xie Lan shook his head: "This is called a Chinese-style salad. It uses ethnic soybean soy sauce, secret mature vinegar, raw soybean oil, Bohai sea salt, and Pixian bean paste to make a Chinese-style salad dressing, replacing the traditional Western-style salad dressing. Spicy and refreshing, eating it has the effect of prolonging life."

Jing Liangqiu couldn't bear it anymore, and also joked: "I think this is called Schrödinger's Chinese salad. Before this bowl of salad is eaten, we can't be sure whether it is poisonous or not, so we can say, It is both poisonous and not poisonous."

Wang Yanzhi laughed out loud.

Xie Lan was unhappy, very unhappy, his husband and Xiaosan laughed at him together, no one could be happy, he kicked Jing Liangqiu angrily, and ran upstairs.

Xie Lan's foot really didn't stay strong, and Jing Liangqiu gasped from being kicked.Wang Yanzhi didn't wink or pinch the orchids now, he just chewed the radish and looked at Jing Liangqiu gloatingly.

Jing Liangqiu was not polite to Wang Yanzhi either, as Xie Lan kicked him, he kicked Wang Yanzhi.

Wang Yanzhi grinned his teeth in pain, and complained: "Hey, you are hurting Chi Yu, the young couple quarreled, what's the matter with venting my anger on me, a melon-eater?"

Jing Liangqiu was too lazy to be poor with him, so he glared at him, and said: "It's what you deserve, I let you recruit him."

After finishing speaking, he followed Xie Lan's footsteps and took the elevator upstairs.