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Xie Lan spat out the cat hair in his mouth, and rushed to Jing Liangqiu's feet with a groan, hugged his thigh and cried, "Hey Liangqiu, forgive me for my mistake!"

Jing Liangqiu was expressionless, and said condescendingly: "Let go."

Xie Lan: "Don't let go! It's invalid for you to unilaterally announce the breakup!"

Jing Liangqiu was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, so he directly tried to push Xie Lan away, but he didn't.

Only then did I remember that my little shou was still a martial arts practitioner.

Jing Liangqiu: "..."

Xie Lan cried bitterly: "Liangqiu, I love you, I love you, I love you! I don't want to break up with you!"

Jing Liangqiu took out his phone, clicked on the news picture, "Is this how you love me?"

The ironclad evidence is like a mountain, Xie Lan is in his heart that the paparazzi's paparazzi's eight generations of ancestors can't be a little bit blurred, so high-definition, he can't even distort the facts.

Xie Lan wanted to sternly deny it, but he didn't expect the photo to be so clear that every detail is visible. In it, he and the soulless young man's lips are so close together that they can't be washed away by jumping into the Yellow River.

Xie Lan couldn't clean himself up, so he had no choice but to stick to the basic line of "hugging thighs". He hung on Jing Liangqiu's lap like a sloth, thinking foolishly while hugging, my little Jing has good legs. It's so long.

Jing Liangqiu had nothing to do with him, it would be useless to use too little force, and it would be too much, and he was afraid of hurting him, so he had no choice but to drag him to the bedroom with a black line on his forehead.

He came back to get some change of clothes.

Xie Lan hung on his lap comfortably, he groaned and said, "Liangqiu, don't be angry, let me buy you a bag, okay?"

Jing Liangqiu: "..."

Xie Lan: "Then what do you want? I promise you whatever you want!"

Jing Liangqiu stopped in his tracks and raised his eyebrows: "Anything is fine?"

Xie Lan saw that there was something going on, and nodded hurriedly: "Anything is fine!"

Jing Liangqiu: "From then on, I'll take over the show myself, and you can't interfere."

Xie Lan said decisively: "No!"

Jing Liangqiu lowered his face, and continued to drag him to the bedroom.

Xie Lan: "I don't want to see you kissing and hugging others."

Jing Liangqiu: "You are not qualified to ask for this now."

Xie Lan rubbed his face against Jing Liangqiu's thighs: "The other day you performed a kissing scene behind my back and yelled at me. I was very sad, so I got drunk and kissed, just touched my lower lip, nothing. Really what."

Xie Lan's words are true, he drank too much that day, his mind was in a mess, and he went to take a bite of that young man, it was purely for fun, it had nothing to do with desire.

Jing Liangqiu ignored him.

Xie Lan: "You can't take over the show by yourself. You like acting so much. If you take over by yourself, you must accidentally dedicate your life to art. You are mine and no one can touch you."

Jing Liangqiu's face softened a little, and he looked down at him.

Xie Lan struck while the iron was hot: "Liangqiu, change your request, I will promise you whatever you want."

Jing Liangqiu: "I want world peace."

Xie Lan: "..."

He was stunned for a moment, and then realized that he was joking with him. He was a little happy in his heart, but he complained: "How old are you and you still play..."

Jing Liangqiu also smiled.

It's impossible for him not to be angry about Xie's photos.But he also knew that Xie Lan wasn't someone who casually followed others, so he still had this basic trust.Originally, I wanted to Xie Lan in the cold for a few days, and stretch his tendons so that he would not see the world and make trouble.

But now seeing that the most famous bosses in Xie Lan's circle, in order to please him, always look cowardly and pitiful in front of him, he can't help but soften his heart.

Jing Liangqiu sighed in his heart, he really owed him in his previous life.

Seeing his smiling face, Xie Lan knew that the crisis was over, and immediately started cocking his tail again.

Jing Liangqiu is wearing a pair of jeans today, which fit well, and the part between his legs is bulging.

Xie Lan's eyes were envious, and his heart was ready to move, so he couldn't hold back, and went up to kiss him.

Jing Liangqiu: "..."

Xie Lan touched it with his hand again, "It's so big."

Xie Lan's style of painting changed so quickly that Jing Liangqiu didn't react for a while.

Xie Lan didn't intend to give him time to react, he unzipped the zipper and put his hand in.

Two blue veins protruded from the forehead of Jing Liangqiu, and he took away his mischievous claws, and said in disbelief: "...Why are you so shameless?"

Xie Lan chirped: "At the beginning when the love was strong, I called him cute, but now I turn my head and call him ruthless, calling him shameless. Liangqiu, tell me, do you not love me anymore?"

Jing Liangqiu was almost overjoyed, Xie Lan splashed so much dirty water, and in just a blink of an eye, he was forcibly pulled out and hanged ruthlessly, which is really good enough.

Jing Liangqiu knew that he couldn't talk to him, so he didn't plan to talk nonsense with him, and started directly, intending to let him intuitively experience what it means to be ruthless.

Jing Liangqiu's clothes were neat, he only unzipped his trousers, pressed his naked Xie Lan on the carpet, and fucked mercilessly.

Xie Lan obediently allowed him to pose in various poses, with tears in the corners of his eyes, a thin layer of red and thin sweat on his face, and some cat-like moans from his throat.

Jing Liangqiu was galloping in his body, and a strange idea suddenly popped up in his heart.

If Xie Lan keeps teasing him so unrestrainedly, one day he will fuck him loose.

After the matter was over, Jing Liangqiu pulled it out and asked Xie Lan to lick it clean for him, then put the gun into storage, zipped it up, turned around, walked to the door, opened and closed the door.

The door closed with a bang.

This is called ruthlessness.

Xie Lan was dumbfounded: "..."

Anyway, save some money for whoring, baby.

Xie Lan's back was sore and his legs were weak, what Jing Liangqiu left in his body slowly flowed down.He got up supporting his old waist, and was about to rest on the bed, when he saw the two little hairballs on the sofa, who had been watching the whole process, looking at him in bewilderment.

Xie Lan: "..."

Little Mao Tuan'er: "..."

Xie Lan said angrily: "Look at what you look at! You don't learn well at such a young age! Be careful of needles! Go back and do your homework!"

The little gray cat maliciously shows off its cuteness: "Meow meow"

Xie Lan: "..."

Xie Lan moved back to the bedroom, threw himself onto the bed, and stared blankly at the blue sky outside the window, like a lost girl who was forced into prostitution.

Miserable and miserable.

The two little hairballs didn't intend to give up on him, the little gray cat held the little white dog in its mouth, and the little white dog held the remaining half of the chicken chop in its mouth, and followed into the bedroom with its head held high.

Very well, shit shoveler, you managed to get our attention.

Xie Lan turned his gaze back to the sky, and when he turned his head, he saw the two little furballs sitting side by side beside his bed, watching him with big watery eyes.

Nima hit the wall!

Xie Lan covered his face and wept: "I just died, and now I feel very sad, please go away, okay?"

The two little hair balls stared at him with great interest, showing no sympathy.

If you can't be soft, come hard, Xie Lan changed his mind, and burst out the king's roar: "I don't have any clothes now, you see that I have to be responsible, you must marry me, you know?! I asked you if you are afraid? !"

The little white dog took a bite of the chicken steak slowly, chewed slowly, and then hiccupped after swallowing. He ate too much and felt a little full.

The little gray cat raised its paw and patted it on the back.

Xie Lan: "..."

The ancestors of the two who refused to eat hard and soft.

Xie Lan sadly realized the fact that Jing Liangqiu was the first in the family, the little white dog was second, and the little gray cat was third.

And he, Aixinjueluo, Elizabeth, international superstar, super actor, simple and unpretentious, beautiful, with an IQ of [-], wakes up from a bed of [-] square meters every day, Xie Lan, ranked at the bottom!

Bottom!

So sad!

But he is not someone who gives up easily. He wiped away his tears and continued: "You know that husky from Jin Chunan's family is much taller than you. I chatted and laughed happily with him. I told him to stand up and he stood up, and told him to sit. When you put it down, it will sit down, if you tell it to pick up a Frisbee, it will pick up a Frisbee, you guys, look at other people's dogs, and then look at yourselves. Are you ashamed, are you ashamed?"

Little gray cat: "Meow meow."

Xie Lan: "Don't talk back! Other people's cats are more obedient than you."

The little white dog was really overwhelmed, and he used his paws to paw and pull the chicken steak.The little gray cat meowed to him a few times, and the little white dog replied a few barks, and then the little gray cat jumped onto the bedside table with the chicken chop in its mouth, and threw the leftover chicken chop into the trash can next to the bed .

Xie Lan was exhausted, lying on the bed dying, and accused: "You are so wasteful, are you worthy of the spirit of chicken chops? Are you worthy of those chickens who gave their lives?"

The little gray cat was stunned, as if his soul had been shocked.

Then a kite turned over, swept over the trash can with a cross leg, and took out the half chicken chop in the garbage scattered on the ground, and then used the trick of stepping on the snow without a trace, and jumped up lightly, standing firmly In front of Xie Lan.

Can't be wasted, so you eat it.

Xie Lan looked at the chicken chops, then at the majestic little gray cat, finally gave up resisting, and said in an authentic voice: "Your servant obeys."

After finally dismissing the two little ancestors, Xie Lan almost vomited blood and died.

Today's encounter made Xie Lan realize that his family status was in jeopardy, so he planned to abandon his old views and seek the scriptures from Fang unexpectedly.

Who is Fang?

Fang turned out to be Xie Lan's old friend, a strange man in the base world.

In his own words, he is the most proficient at dating in the dating world, and the best at dating in the dating world.

When he was young, he said a famous saying, "A hooker who doesn't want to be the king of sex is not a good hooker."

The public was shocked by it, and commented that his speech was "deafening and direct to people's hearts", and it was "a lighthouse for hookers in the 21st century".

In the following many years, Fang has been making appointments persistently, making appointments tirelessly, making appointments with excellence, dating out of style, out of level, dating from domestic to foreign countries, and dating all over the seven continents and four oceans. .

Later, he finally became the cannon king.

That day, when the sun was about to fall, Fang actually smoked a cigarette, leaning on the window sill, and sighed to Xie Lan.

How lonely is invincibility.

Xie Lan slapped him with shit on the spot.

Showing off like this with a virgin is a life-threatening friend!

From Xie Lan's point of view, Fang has been dating for so many years without getting syphilis or AIDS. This is something similar to the Arabian Nights.

Xie Lan seriously gossiped with Qin Songye about this matter, and the two finally came to the same conclusion that Fang must have had some kind of magical mutation during the dating process, and he had cultivated some kind of invulnerability to all poisons. antibodies, so that he still lives in this world shamelessly.

In this regard, Xie Lan made a closing statement: "He is not only a beacon in the dating world, but also a miracle in the history of biological evolution."

Qin Songye echoed: "Yes, we should hand him over to the state to promote the progress of scientific research in our country."

It's a pity that before the two of them had time to hand him over, Fang suddenly announced.

I want to wash my hands in a golden basin and withdraw from the arena.

Xie Lan and Qin Songye were greatly frightened, and almost thought that he had a terminal illness and was about to die soon.

Fang actually scolded them: "Fuck you! I have met true love!"

Xie Lan took a look, true love was a young boy, 22 years old, clean and simple, with a sunny face.

Xie Lan: "My friend, it is against the law to rob civilian men."

Fang actually proudly said: "Fart, he chased after me."