Homeless people don't keep cats

Alas...

San Yan curled up in his own litter in a daze, the freshness of it has disappeared, after all, this is just a very ordinary cat litter, but the color is very beautiful, the size is particularly suitable, and the material is very soft. Other than that, there is nothing special about it, the cat owner only has a little bit of breath, it might as well stretch out its head to sniff the air.

"You really don't think about buying a communication device? It's only fifty energy points. Your cat owner is really bad. Go to bed early and wake up late. If you can communicate with him, you can take good care of him. body."

Without the danger of being unacknowledged, the system resumed its old business, coveting Sanji's energy points all the time, wishing to spend all of its energy points in the next second.

To this, San Lie’s reaction was, “Old Yue, the cat owner is so strange, why did you say you want to be a fortune teller?” When San Lie heard about Shen Changzhou’s career choice, he deliberately wrote it down, and then searched for it in the knowledge base. After a while, the conclusion is that the fortune teller has mixed praise and criticism, and as far as the current situation is concerned, the criticism is greater than the praise.

With sophistication in the world and many considerations, Sanyan is still at a loss. It can't figure it out even if it wants to be bald, so it can only pass the problem to the system.

The system really diverted its attention, "I think it is very likely that it has something to do with that Miss Wu from before. Although you broke a certain effect, your cat owner's heart is probably still affected. After the name was chosen, it became effective, but when the two of them were alone at that time, it had not been eliminated. According to the data analysis, when people have a little liking, even if they are on guard, they will still give some trust. Combining later From the performance of your cat owner, it is reasonable to guess that your cat owner should have obtained some information from Miss Wu about the special situation that happened to him."

San Yan shook her head, carefully received the system's words, and then output: "But, why did Miss Wu tell the cat owner?"

"Equivalent exchange. Based on the previous life experience of your cat owner, combined with the special situation of Ms. Wu this time, it is reasonable to guess that the scratched wrist and the information should be exchanged with each other. However, a more specific analysis cannot be done for the time being. arrive."

After listening to the system's analysis, Sanyan nodded, not feeling that there was anything to be surprised at. The system that didn't get Sanyan's surprise expression was a little disappointed. It also wanted to use this to let Sanyan understand that it is not just Yuelao!

Sanyan is used to it, this is the equipment it has had since its birth, no matter how powerful the initial equipment is, it will not be surprising after a long time, isn't it right?

The system thinks that perhaps only when others hear its analysis, can it discover the greatness of its system. Although it is a program, it can observe words and emotions, and can mobilize all relevant information most sensitively to analyze quickly, and the results are basically error-free.

"So, why is it a fortune teller?" San Yan asked the question again sincerely.

"..." The system was silent for a long time, "A detailed analysis is temporarily impossible."

"Oh, it doesn't matter, you are already very good, and you can even know that it has something to do with Miss Wu." Sanyan praised sincerely, this is the knowledge it intends to master recently-the knowledge of the world, as a human being, one should take care of other people's face , Don't make people too embarrassed and ashamed, although Yuelao is not a human being, he will still follow the Romans and treat everyone the same!

I don’t know that Sanyu’s small-minded thinking system has not been comforted at all. Although it has analyzed so much, the conclusion it draws is very obvious. To be honest, Sanyu just doesn’t use his brain to think. I know it must be related to Miss Wu.It seems that in order to establish its authority, it has to search for more information and learn more.

The system is full of ambitions, but Sanyu feels a little entangled. It also breaks the kitten's paw and counts. Today, it already has 150 energy points, and the communicator has 150 energy points. It only has [-] left. If there are [-], there are only seven twenty, that is to say, seven invalid instruments. With it, you still need to spend energy points to buy teleportation. At that time, wouldn't it be over with the cat owner?

Thinking of this, San Yan couldn't help scratching the cat owner's paw. Although it added more than 100 energy points in one day, it also included [-] adoption celebration packages that the system specially applied for for it.

In other words, it actually only earns [-] energy points a day, and bathing, feeding, and cuddling account for most of it, but in fact, the cat owner doesn't get close to it, otherwise, listen to the system, don't talk about other cats for a day , there can be sixty in an hour, and some are more than that.

Thinking about it this way, Sanyu thinks that it has a long way to go to live a happy life with the cat owner~

So, why don't cat owners kiss it?There are ten energy points for one kiss, one kiss takes at most one second, and there are sixty kisses in one hour, oh no, it is 36, ah no, it should be, it is 360!

San Yan, wandering in her fantasy, was so satisfied that even the cat's pupils changed, and her tail became restless, too excited.

Shen Changzhou who finally got up opened the door and saw San Yan like this. Is this cat daydreaming?

After realizing the truth, Shen Changzhou admired the stupidity of the domestic cat, and finally brought San Yan back to reality, "San Yan, don't be stupid, dad still expects you to make money."

Sanyu, whose daydream was broken, was completely confused, who was Sanyu?who is dadWho's Who's Dad?What money do you earn?Whose money are you earning?how to earn?Sanyu felt a little sleepy, it was going to close its eyes and go to sleep...

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"San Yan, let's take a look. Since we have decided to enter the fortune-telling circle, we must make sufficient preparations. What is the first thing? Of course it is clothing. A handsome fortune-telling suit can often make everyone's eyes first. Time is focused on us. However, we can’t just follow the crowd, if we want to innovate and create, we must add some special elements to our fortune-telling suit.”

Reflecting on Shen Changzhou's words, he turned on his phone and showed San Yu the pictures one by one, "Xiao'er, don't say that my brother doesn't love you, my brother will definitely accept your preferences."

Another new name, another new identity, San Yan accepted the systematic analysis, which probably belonged to the interests of cat owners and human beings.

Speaking of which, their cats are all raised by the cat owner, and now the cat owner needs it to make money. Could it be... It is going to make history, the first cat owner in history!

San Yan, who was in a passionate mood, began to choose with burning eyes, but his blood froze on Taoist uniforms, monk uniforms, nun uniforms, oh yes, and nurse uniforms, and it was not the blue one, it was pink Type.

"Meow meow?" Sanxi felt that maybe she really shouldn't save those fifty energy points, she really wanted the cat owner to understand what it said, and let him scold him bloody.

"San Yan, you like pink ones, yes, although you are a boy, you are cute and suitable for pink. But, don't be like an orange cat, you are too fat, pink doesn't suit you beautiful."

Sanxi felt that its cat owner had changed, became stupid, and it was a very stupid kind.

In the end, the modification of the fortune-telling clothes is still not complete, because Shen Changzhou thinks that he should be able to learn from other genres of professional clothing, and his vision should not be limited to these.

After lunch, when Sanyan discovered that Shen Changzhou's candidates even included Korean prosecutor's robes, he completely gave up struggling, abandoned his sense of shame, and carefully chose clothes that he thought looked good. .

The Taoist uniform, pilot uniform and bachelor uniform selected by Sanxi were mixed with the Taoist uniform, nurse uniform and childlike children's clothing selected by Shen Changzhou. The final product was presented after Shen Changzhou discussed on the phone for half an hour.

The style of the clothes is based on the bachelor's uniform, and the material is Taoist clothing. The fusion of the captain's uniform is to use softer materials to sew ties and epaulettes in the appropriate position, and the Taoist uniform and nurse uniform chosen by Shen Changzhou are adopted. What matters is the color, Shen Changzhou's main color is blue, and San Yan's is pink as he said before.

The final highlight is that there is a very cute animated image on the chest of the two sets of Taoist costumes, the 3D three-dimensional one.

The so-called money can make ghosts grind, and I don’t know how much Shen Changzhou spent to let a designer make such a horrible design according to his requirements, and there is no need to rest or go to some fashion magazines to wash up afterward. Eyes, but two sets of clothes, one big and one small, were quickly made out with his hands and feet.

When the doorbell rang, Shen Changzhou's smile became wider all of a sudden. He stood up abruptly, and he put the pillow on his lap on the sofa. After sweeping the floor, there is no one who looks disgusted.

If the cat owner doesn’t always use a pillow to support it, but uses his hands and body, then it will definitely be able to cooperate, but hehe, you don’t like me enough, so I don’t want to pamper you too much, lest you I'm such an easily satisfied silly cat.

Of course, San Yan, who was self-satisfied, did not expect that the reason why Shen Changzhou always supported him with a pillow was because he jumped on the pillow immediately when he was on the sofa before, so he thought he liked this pillow very much; Of course, Shen Changzhou didn't expect that the reason for doing that at the time was because Sanyan felt that he couldn't expose his intentions all at once, but in order to get closer, he jumped onto the pillow and lay down on his stomach.

It can only be said that this misunderstanding is very sad.

What's even more sad is that Shen Changzhou has already put on his fortune-telling suit, and now he begins to "serve" Sanyan.

At the beginning, I didn’t feel anything special about Sanyan. Since the owner of the cat wears it, it can barely wear it. The little fortune teller is it. Maybe the ugly clothes can bring out its cuteness.

But when Shen Changzhou patted it on the head to let it feel comfortable, it froze. The bachelor's uniform is a whole piece of the head. It knew it and didn't think it would make any difference to it. Afterwards, it understood that people are different, and cats are also different from people...

"My butt is all exposed, meow!"

The author has something to say:

Well, I had a dream yesterday, it was a terrible dream, I was stunned, could it be that I think about it every day and dream about it at night?I dreamed that I was super powerful der, so I published a book, the physical one, and my fans, but why is it scary, because when I greet everyone, they call me "condom"{ In other words, this word will not be blocked, right? }

Super miserable, I woke up in shock the moment I heard it clearly, is it because I changed the name of the column? Tobaccotree, I didn't feel much when I typed it, but now I feel confused.

but!Even if the nickname is colored, I will not change it just for the meaning in the dream, yes, it is so superstitious~~hahahahaha~~

{However, in fact, I have a nickname for myself, "Shan Yu", literature and art, right?But I haven’t said it all the time, because it seems that this name is not affectionate at all, it’s better than a condom, and it’s even worse than a grassy tree. I can’t let you call me once and be affectionate to me~(???ε???) But I actually quite like it.Hehehe, I will show you the fate of this name in the future~}