The Complete Guide to the Marriage of the Father of the Beautiful Boy DreamWorks

It snowed for eighteen days in a row, and it was all white as far as the eye could see. After looking at it for a long time, Xi Weier felt that his eyes were almost blind.

'System, how many days will it take for the snow to stop? '

[I am not a weather forecaster. 】

"Hey, can you change the system skin, I'm almost sick of seeing the white color these two times, you can change it to a brighter color and show me..."

【...I can sue you for sexual harassment. 】

'... I told you to change your skin, is this also harassment? ! '

Xi Weier almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

They had been in a stalemate with the half-powder for seven days. The orcs had been holding back for a long time, and they couldn't attack forcefully. Xi Weier was so bored that he was almost growing grass, so he could only relieve his boredom by bickering with the system.

Aize next to him saw that Xi Weier was in a daze again, so he knew that the 'system' was chatting with Xi Weier again.

What he couldn't understand the most was that Xi Weier had a hot chat with that 'system', so he simply stopped Xi Weier: "Father, let's adopt a few children."

Xi Weier was taken aback: "What?"

Ai Ze said indifferently: "Didn't father like children? Let's adopt a few and bring them to you at home."

Xi Weier: "...Why did I adopt with you? And I said it as if I was from the generation of grandparents. If I don't do anything at home, I will show you the child... No, no, no, wait, if you adopt Child, am I really from the generation of grandparents?" Xi Weier rubbed his chin, unspeakably entangled.

Emma, ​​you want to be a grandpa, but you don't want to be old...how can you break it? !

Ai Ze saw Xi Weier's tangled expression, and a smile flashed across his eyes: "Father, the child can be adopted under your name."

Seaver had considered adopting again before.

The reason is also simple. There are too many children who have lost their parents due to the war. Seeing them, Xi Weier remembered that Aize was also orphaned when he was young, and he couldn't help but want to help.

What's more...Although Ai Ze is a good boy, he doesn't have much to worry about. In a blink of an eye, Ai Ze has grown into an outstanding and good boy. Back then, he was weak and lying on the hospital bed with a shy (suspicious) expression on his face. Abandoned) to call his father's child, now he can lead soldiers to fight, even he has to listen to Ai Ze's instructions to fight wherever... There is no fun in being a father at all!

Children!You have to be lively, cute and able to act like a baby to be called a child!

Xi Weier suddenly raised the corners of his mouth: "Tsk tsk tsk, little Aize is not afraid of Dad. After I adopted the child, I only cared about my new brother and forgot about little Aize brother?"

Ai Ze didn't change his face: "Then I have no choice but to take care of my father."

Silver: "..."

Juggernaut, why did you teach such a brat! ! !

Can't get any cheap, Xi Weier didn't dare to verbally tease Aize anymore, he lowered his head and stroked the mane of the Sphinx embarrassingly, and whispered: "How cute when I was young, and I called Dad after my ass (not), it's noisy Asking for a bedtime story (didn't) and staying in bed asking me to dress him (didn't)."

Ai Ze didn't bother to listen to Xi Weier's 100% conjecture, Yuanyuan saw the scout riding over, and waved the others to disperse: "What's the situation?"

The scout said succinctly: "The enemy still hasn't moved."

Aize thought for a while and pulled out the map.

"The area in front is a rocky area. The half-orcs are afraid of the cold and hate flames. They hide in caves and can't get out... It's really troublesome."

There are so many caves in this generation, one ring after another. Although the orcs hide in one place, it is actually difficult to find all the entrances to surround them.

Xi Weier sighed with emotion: "The tunnel station is really a sharp weapon."

Entering the cave rashly cannot take advantage of the numbers and combat power, and it is likely to be affected by the terrain of the cave, resulting in division of troops.

Ai Ze frowned and said, "We can't wait any longer. The seven-day wait has already made the soldiers feel uneasy. It's not good for us to continue."

"Or Huo Gong?" Xi Weier thought for a while: "In any case, we must force them out first."

Ai Ze shook his head: "There is no arrangement, how can we make the fire burn inside the cave? There are many exits in the cave, and there is plenty of air, so the smoke is useless."

Xi Weier continued to come up with bad ideas: "Water attack?"

Ai Ze shook his head again: "We didn't bring that much water, even if there was water, it would freeze immediately in this weather."

Although they are blessed by magicians and can isolate the extreme cold, but outside the range of magic, at minus 40 degrees, even boiling water will be frozen into ice immediately.

Xi Weier turned the map upside down and looked at it: "Then what should we do? It's not okay to force it."

Aizen paused: "...test it out first."

After speaking, he asked a small group of people to go to the entrance of the cave to yell and curse for half an hour, but the group was hoarse and failed to get a response.

Ai Ze was silent for a while and spit out two words: "Blast the mountain."

This method can be said to be non-toxic, but the eyes of several generals who led the troops were brightened when they heard it.

To say that attacking with fire and attacking with water left room for the half-orcs to surrender and escape, blowing up the mountain is a way of leaving no one alive.

Blowing the mountain in a snowy day is not just facing road closures by rocks—an avalanche alone is enough to bury all the orcs.

It’s not that no one has thought of this method before, but once this is done, let alone if it is successful, the soldiers who are going to perform the mission will inevitably be swallowed by the avalanche, and if only a few troops are left in place, they will be subdued by the orcs immediately, and it is too late Exploding the mountain made the generals give up this idea.

But now, there is a teleportation array.

Of course, it is not ruled out that the half-orcs also have the possibility of teleportation formations, so, now set up the isolation formations, seal the possible formations in the cave, and set up the teleportation formations at a distance... There are enough troops to guard , I am not afraid that the orcs will rush out to obstruct the soldiers.

But the teleportation array can't teleport too many people in a short time, and the number of guards left behind should not be too many. We have to face the dying counterattack of the half-orcs, and we must always pay attention to the progress of the mountain bombing. In the end, we have to escape from the avalanche and rush into the The teleportation array... almost escaped death.

The generals went down and arranged for the soldiers to concentrate the gunpowder, and the remaining two looked at each other in the tent, then Xi Weier said decisively: "Good job, leave the rest to—"

Aize: "Me."

Xi Weier was stunned, then laughed, and wanted to reach out to rub Aize's head, but suddenly stopped, and put his hand on Aize's shoulder in midair: "You are a great military strategist, without you, if this time The mission failed, who will lead the soldiers to continue to attack the orcs?"

Ai Ze was very calm: "There are many people who can replace me." He took a deep look at Xi Weier: "But you only have one." His eyes were focused, and Xi Weier's figure was reflected in his eyes. Dexiville's heart moved, and he blurted out: "You are the only one to me."

Aize raised the corners of his mouth, and suddenly leaned over to press a kiss on Xi Weier's mouth.

Xi Weier was feeling guilty, he was kissed rightly, and helplessly found that he was always defenseless against Ai Ze, so that he was repeatedly attacked by Ai Ze.

"Father, you can't do anything well without me watching," Ai Ze said seriously, "So don't worry, I will always be with you...as your partner."

Xi Weier opened his mouth to refute, but held back for a long time and couldn't say anything.

Aize kissed Xi Weier's lips again: "I know that my father is not as omnipotent as the story says...I don't want my clumsy father to protect me...Let me protect you this time."

Xi Weier was silent for a long time, then suddenly sighed: "A child is a child."

Aize: "Huh?"

Xi Weier smiled brightly: "I can't even kiss."

As he said, he embraced Ai Ze, pressed hard on the back of Ai Ze's head, and kissed him.

This time it was no longer just a simple touch of lips and lips, the tip of the tongue was intertwined, and the lips and teeth were intertwined. After the kiss was over, Ai Ze gasped for a long time and did not speak.

Xi Weier licked his lips, quite a bit unsatisfied: "Learn."

Aize stared at Xavier's lips, probably wanting to do it again.

Xi Weier lifted the curtain of the tent, and when he walked out, he suddenly turned around and said, "You said you would protect me, but don't break your promise."

Ai Ze tugged at his neckline, feeling extremely hot: "Wait for me to come back."

Then teach me something else.

Ai Ze's answer was only a series of hearty laughter, gradually drifting away.

It was already a day's work for Xavier to deploy his troops and set up the teleportation array. When Xavier led the army to part with Aize, he didn't say much, but gave the Sphinx to Aize.

He patted the Sphinx's neck and smoothed its mane: "Bring him back."

Sphinx snorted triumphantly: Of course!But an avalanche!It can outrun it without a teleportation array!

Even though Aize stared at Xavier with piercing eyes, Xavier didn't give Aize a parting hug, waved his hand and led the army away, and he didn't look back once until he was out of Aize's sight.

The system suddenly said: [Aren't you saying goodbye to him?Possibly the last side. 】

'If he's dead, it's useless to say more, if he's not dead, then we'll have a lot to say in the future. '

【...You...you are so calm. 】

'Do I look like this? Xi Weier smiled wryly, wiped the sweat from his palms on the corner of his clothes, and murmured in a low voice, "I haven't been so cowardly for many years."

I'm so scared... If I only turn around once in the middle, I will probably grab Ai Ze's collar regardless, throw him to the adjutant, and lead people to blow up those half-orc idiots.

But this army cannot live without him.

As a spiritual pillar and an important combat force, if they die here... Now they are in the territory of the half-orcs, and the half-orcs are not vegetarians.