Mensao is teasing me

"Puff... cough cough cough cough..." After someone coughed violently inside the small door, the latch that locked the door seemed to move.

Chai Ziran frowned, tapped four times again, and cursed: "You old man, do you want to drink anymore, why don't you let me in quickly, or I'll take care of you."

There was silence inside the door for a while, and the old man said helplessly, "Little life is over!"

Chai Ziran pretended that the old man was talking about himself, straightened the broken hair on his forehead, straightened his red gown, with a cruel smile on his lips, crossed his arms, and waited for the door to open.

There was a slight sound from inside the small door, like the sound of the latch being opened, the small door creaked open, and a slender figure suddenly appeared before Chai Ziran's eyes.The man's square face was like a brick, and people couldn't help but feel awe, afraid that he would hit him with a brick.

Chai Ziran's legs trembled, and his instinctive reaction was to step back a few steps, then turn and run.

Chai Zihao scolded: "Run away! If you dare to run away, never come back."

Chai Ziran had already taken a few steps away, he had no choice but to shake and turn his head when he heard the words, honestly kept a distance from Chai Zihao, and said tragically: "Brother."

Chai Zihao's face was gloomy: "You still know to come back, you still know that I am your elder brother."

Chai Ziran looked at his toes obediently, ready to be punished.At this time, an old man in rough clothes ran out tremblingly, squatted at Chai Ziran's feet and looked up at him.Chai Ziran couldn't stand his smell of alcohol, so he cursed: "Old traitor."

The old man was not ashamed, but proud of it: "If you have wine, you are a mother, and if you are shameless, you are shameless! The old man has already reminded you twice, who knows that Mr. Ziran is so stupid, you can't rely on me." The old man stood up from the ground , his forehead almost hit Chai Ziran's chin, Chai Ziran shrank back suddenly, and was kicked to the ground by the old man, staring bitterly at the old man: "You old man, you are too much!"

The old man messed up his neatly combed hair and rolled on the ground a few times, laughing loudly: "If you were half as smart as me, you wouldn't have ended up like this." He stood up and walked towards Walking through the small gate, passing by Chai Zihao, he said, "I have already taught Mr. Ziran a lesson, please don't be angry, Lord Hou!"

Seeing Chai Ziran rolling to the ground in embarrassment, the anger in Chai Zihao's heart was indeed extinguished, no matter how ineffective Chai Ziran was, he was still his own brother.He turned his head and shouted: "Yuanhang!"

Yuanhang poked out half of his head from the small door, and saw the young master fall to the ground without any surprise, he pulled hard with both hands, leading a stupid donkey from the back of the small door.The donkey was carrying a big burden behind him, and when he saw Chai Zi fell to the ground in desperation, he immediately tilted his mouth and let out a foul breath in disdain, as if mocking him.

Be looked down upon by men, be looked down upon by dogs, and be looked down upon by donkeys.Chai Ziran angrily got up from the ground, flicked the endless dust from his red gown, straightened his messy black hair, rolled his eyes, and stared at a donkey with contempt.

The donkey ignored him and lowered his head, as if it would be a shame to look at Chai Zi any more.

Chai Ziran almost couldn't get up, rolled up his sleeves, and was about to teach the donkey and beast a lesson, but was stopped by Chai Zihao on the spot: "You don't have to get out, but after dawn, the group of children from the aristocratic family will come and arrest you. Are you hanging upside down at Huamen and whipping? Look at you, and you’re still arguing with a donkey, don’t you have a brain?”

Chai Ziran wanted to argue with him, but he is still a person no matter what, and he can't be looked down upon by donkeys and beasts.A lot of torches have been lit in twos and threes in Xinwuhou's mansion, and the noisy sounds are all concentrated towards the small back door.A woman's voice, like a bell or a drum, said before anyone came: "Chai Ziran, you are condemned by God, you dare to beat people, and you beat your elder brother, you don't know how to live or die, let's see if I dare to beat you!" Cut off your dog's leg."

Chai Ziran was so frightened that he jumped on the back of the donkey and urged: "Yuanhang Yuanhang, hurry up, go, go, go, the black-faced evil star is here, if there is another white-faced fat star, will you let me live?"

Cracks appeared on Yuanhang's calm face. He was never afraid of Lord Hou, because although Lord Hou was fierce, he was reasonable and rarely took his anger out on him because of Mr. Ziran's affairs.But the old lady is different. She is not only arrogant and unreasonable, but also likes to chop things up with two butcher knives.

Yuanhang is leading the donkey, wishing to have a few legs like the donkey, so that he can run faster, who knows if the old lady will suddenly rush over, see their backs, and give them a butcher's knife in her hand Throwing knives and slashing people.

Chai Zihao was very dissatisfied with the two names that Chai Ziran gave to him and his mother, Black Face Fiend Star and White Face Fat Star. Disappeared.His mother rushed out of the small back door angrily, holding two sharp butcher knives in her hand, and shouted into the invisible night: "Chai Ziran, don't run, my mother will stomp the food you fed you tonight!" Stupid ass..."

Chai Zihao restrained his mother's fat and swollen body, three black lines slid down his head, and said helplessly, "Mother, don't make trouble."

The old lady said angrily: "How can I add trouble!" She waved the pig-killing knife in her hand and said aggressively: "I'm going to teach that bastard Chai Ziran a lesson for you, chop him into ten or eight yuan, and feed him to him That stupid donkey will eat it."

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Two or three days later, in the peaceful Suyu County, a group of guards wearing silver armor suddenly came. They were looking for people on the street with a portrait in their well-trained steps. When they caught someone, they put the portrait in the person's hand. "Have you seen this person before?" asked sternly.

After searching for a day, the guards didn't care who they were asking, the person who was questioned only had one movement, waved his hand; there was only one sentence: "I haven't seen it before." Disappeared without a trace.

The group of guards who were looking for people were not annoyed, they marched at a military pace, holding the portrait, and ran to ask the next one.

The woman in green shirt standing not far from the group of guards turned red with anger, strode to snatch the portrait from one of the guards, grabbed the person on the portrait seriously, and said angrily: "If you are looking for people like this, Even if you were given 100 years, you wouldn’t be able to find it.”

The guards were expressionless, listened to the training carefully, and answered seriously: "Yes, princess!"

"You..." Feng Xiaoxiao was so angry that he threw the portrait in his hand on their faces, turned around angrily, and saw that Dad, who was standing with him just now, was now eating tofu flower happily alone at the tofu stall, his throat Stuck in a fire, he turned to come to Father, and slapped the table angrily with his slender and white hands: "Father, you are really carefree."

Marquis Changping filled his mouth with bean curds. With the lofty quality of being happy alone, he greeted the guards who were looking for people: "Come, come, you have all worked hard. Sit down and eat a bowl of bean curds before continuing." Work!"

When the guards heard that they could rest, they finally showed long-lost smiles. They found an empty seat and sat down in an orderly manner. Each of them ordered a bowl of tofu flower.

Marquis Changping looked at Aunt, and narrowed his small eyes with a smile: "Auntie, be obedient, now let's have fun together." He patted the empty bench beside him: "Sit down! You're welcome !"

The anger in Feng Xiaoxiao's head was burning, and he said angrily: "You still know that I was born by you, and I still treat it as the firewood that I was born by you. Look at how cowardly he is, you still don't let me retreat with him Dear; that's all, but he dared to hit me, he hit me, you still won't let me divorce him, is there a father like you?" She slammed her hands on the table, and the rice in Changping Hou's bowl The tofu flower was shaken three times, he hurriedly held it in his hand, and finished eating it in two or three strokes: "Zi Ran is a good husband, you will understand in the future."

Feng Xiaoxiao sat beside him and roared, "What's wrong with him?"

"There are dragons that don't sing, but when they sing, they soar to the sky; there are eagles that don't spin, but when they spin, they fall to the ground. Chai Ziran is such a character."

Feng Xiaoxiao laughed angrily at her father's brash words: "Only he, Chai Ziran, dares to compare with dragons and eagles. It's a joke. He's just a dog, a coward, and a lump of mud."

Marquis Changping shook his head disapprovingly: "Don't believe me, if you divorce him today, you will regret it tomorrow."

Feng Xiaoxiao glared at her father angrily: "Father, are you crazy?"

Marquis Changping said rather helplessly: "My daughter, if you withdraw your engagement, you will be crazy."

Feng Xiaoxiao is full of anger and wants to vent, but his father also likes Chai Ziran for no reason.The anger in her heart was getting bigger and bigger, she wished to find Chai Ziran immediately and beat him to vent her anger, and even more wished to divorce him in public and let her father see who would regret it in the future.

"Marquis Changping, Princess Qinglan, what a coincidence."

The father and daughter stared blankly at Mo Jiujun, who was talking to him, and looked at each other at the same time. After confirming that there were no hallucinations, they each raised their heads to look at the white clouds floating in the blue sky. They didn't realize the difference between today and the past. Same.

Mo Jiujun clasped his hands together, and said again: "I didn't expect to meet both of you in the small Suyu County. You must sit in the humble house and let Jiujun greet you and your distinguished guests."

The father and daughter came back to their senses with horror on their faces, confirmed that it was Mo Jiujun himself who was talking, and they all stood up to greet each other: "Hello, Mr. Jiujun!"

A peaceful and friendly smile rarely appeared on Mo Jiujun's indifferent face: "Why are you two here?"

Marquis Changping took out a piece of neatly folded drawing paper from his flowing sleeve, spread it out carefully, pointed to the human figure in the painting, and said, "This is my future son-in-law, I heard that he is in Suyu County, so our father and daughter two People will..."

"Come and quit the engagement." Feng Xiaoxiao nodded to Mo Jiujun with a charming smile, then nodded to the father who had not finished speaking, glared at him by the way, and told him silently that she, Feng Xiaoxiao, had decided to withdraw from this marriage.

Marquis Changping was stunned, he was stunned for a long time and sighed in a low voice: "I hope you really don't regret it in the future."

The corners of Mo Jiujun's indifferent face curled up: "Marquis Changping is serious, Chai Ziran is just an ordinary person, how can Princess Qinglan regret it?"

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