Mensao is teasing me

"Poetry collection, poetry collection, you have to shout hard." Chai Ziran looked up to the sky and sighed: "Mother, old, tiger."

"tigress."

"Big, female, old, tiger."

With a bang, the door of Chai Ziran's small courtyard was knocked open, and Jin Jin stood under the sun in a glittering golden outfit, almost blinding Chai Ziran's dog eyes, he covered his eyes and shouted: "Miss Jin Jin, what are you doing?" coming?"

"Huh! The Holy Majesty said that although you are weak and ineffective, you are still in good health. I am here to give you a special order." Jin Jin raised her chin and said proudly: "If you are still saved, I am willing to condescend to marry you." You are a wife."

"Huh? Don't delay Miss Jin Jin's youth, I really don't deserve you!" A big cold sweat broke out on Chai Ziran's forehead: "Please go back! Please explain to the Holy Spirit that I am a lump of mud , I am a piece of shit, how could I let you put a beautiful big golden flower on my head like this!"

Jin Jin glanced at him appreciatively: "Just because you are so insightful, it's worth this lady's effort." She raised her hand and let four mighty porters tie up Chai Ziran: "You should practice martial arts well! My lady I like a man who is as brave as my father, if you can be half as brave as him, I will marry you."

Chai Ziran looked at the bearer beside him, wanted to cry but said without tears: "You really don't have to be so polite!"

At this time, the collection of poems shouted: "Mother, Lao, Tiger."

"tigress."

"Big, female, old, tiger."

Jin Jin's eyes showed a fierce look: "You stinky bird, believe it or not, Miss Ben gouged out your bird's eyes and pulled out your bird's tongue."

Under the majesty of the tigress, the collection of poems shrunk its head to its neck, honestly pretending to be dead.

Chai Ziran cried: "Wow! Miss Jin Jin! I really don't deserve you! You better go! Go!"

Jin Jin pressed on Chai Ziran step by step, with a fierce look in his eyes: "Aren't you unwilling to be my suitor?"

Chai Ziran shook his arm, trying to escape from the big bearer who imprisoned him, but the bearer was strong and strong, and he exerted all his strength, but he couldn't shake them a little.When he saw Jin Jin's eyes flashing a fierce look, he immediately ordered the bearer to hack him to death as soon as he said 'no'.Want to cry without tears: "I, I, I..."

"Aran..." Mo Jiujun walked in from the door with a cold face, but his eyes looking at Chai Ziran were as bright as spring flowers.He rescued Chai Ziran from several porters, and stuffed a Ruyi copper coin into his hand. Although the copper coin is called a copper coin, it shines golden, and it is plated with pure gold. The two of them are engraved on the front and back. birthday horoscope.

"Ruyi copper coins?" Jin Jin was startled: "You..."

Suddenly a person walked in outside the door, and whispered softly by Jin Jin's ear, "They have already decided to live forever."

A thunderbolt from the blue sky hit Jin Jin's head, her complexion was a little pale, and she saw Jin Xin crying: "Brother, Chai Ziran... why am I so miserable!" Stamped her feet, lay on Jin Xin's chest, and shouted : "I want to ask Father to make the decision for me!"

Jin Xin put his arms around her, with an ugly expression on his face: "Father approved of this matter, otherwise, with Chai Ziran's temperament, how could he agree to it..." He couldn't say the following words, but Jin Jin had unlimited imagination.

Jin Jin wiped away tears: "My fiancé ran away, and was pointed out by the Holy Lord to break his sleeve. I won't live with me, woo woo woo woo." He looked at Brother hahaha: "Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?"

Jin Xin looked stiff, looked up at Mo Jiujun, and sighed: "If you go to sue, will you still have a reputation? Do you still want to marry?"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, I, I, I..." Jin Jin's face turned pale. Bian Bian: "Woooooooooooooooooo..."

Chai Ziran suddenly shouted: "Mo Jiujun."

Mo Jiujun stood forward symbolically: "Yes."

Chai Ziran squeezed the Ruyi copper coin in his palm, put it in his pocket, and gave him a hard look: "You are in charge."

Mo Jiujun held his hand: "I will take responsibility."

Chai Ziran shrank his neck and covered his head with a chestnut: "I want you to be responsible for Jin Jin."

Jin Jin's hair stood on end, and he shouted, "I don't want to break my sleeve!"

Chai Ziran's head was full of black lines: "I asked him to tell his uncle, don't bully you, a little girl, and make you a good husband as soon as possible." With a dog-legged smile, he said: "Of course, except for me."

Jin Jin's whole body was shining with golden light, and his eyes were also shining with golden light. He looked at Mo Jiujun flatteringly: "I want a handsome, unrestrained and graceful rich man."

The corner of Chai Ziran's mouth twitched: "Aren't you talking about me?"

"Bah! Shameless." Jin Jin spat on Chai Ziran: "If it wasn't for the Jiujun son who is a broken sleeve, then it is him." Because he is a broken sleeve, Jin Jin's winking eyes are stuck in the eye sockets, and the watery eyes are vivid. Shengdi rolled his eyes in front of everyone.

Mo Jiujun smiled and said, "It must be as Miss Jin Jin wishes."

"Hero, please be respected by the little girl." The little Jinjin girl knelt down and bowed to Mo Jiujun three times, with a creepy smile on her face like a bustard in Huahualou.

Chai Ziran shook the goosebumps on the next door: "Hurry back to Beijing and wait for the good news!"

Jin Jin jumped onto her soft sedan chair and urged the four porters, "Hurry up and send me back to the capital, you will delay Miss Ban's important business, be careful of your skin."

A certain upright bearer said again: "Miss, are you still eating?"

"Eat you big-headed ghost! Let's go!" Jin Jin's eyes flashed a deep cold, and the four bearers didn't dare to neglect, and disappeared in front of everyone at a brisk pace.

Mo Jiujun saw that his rival had left, a smile flashed in his eyes, he took Chai Ziran's hand and said, "Aran, I will take responsibility."

Chai Ziran paused his hand as he was about to take out the Ruyi copper coins from his pocket, and opened his eyes wide: "Aren't we acting?"

Mo Jiujun just looked at him with a smile.Chai Ziran's scalp went numb, and he took his big hand out of his palm, stepped back in fear, and covered his front: "What do you want to do?"

Like a hungry wolf staring at a sheep, Mo Jiujun hooked his lips and licked his lower lip: "What do you think?"

"In broad daylight, you want to moles a common man?" Chai Ziran backed away in fear: "There is no way."

Mo Jiujun suddenly said: "Indeed, daytime is not suitable." When Chai Ziran relaxed his vigilance, he said: "At night!"

Jin Xin stood aside with a sullen face, finally couldn't listen to their flirting, and interrupted viciously: "Master Jiu Jun, please fulfill your promise, don't make things difficult for Zhang Huahua, a little girl."

Mo Jiujun glanced behind him, and told him the truth: "Girl Huahua is behind you."

Jin Xin turned around abruptly when he heard the words, and sure enough, he saw Zhang Huahua standing behind him intact, with a livid face, he said, "Didn't you say..." Was Zhang Huahua imprisoned?

Mo Jiujun said: "I seemed to have such a dream yesterday, and then I told you about my dream."

"Pfft!" Chai Ziran couldn't help laughing. Seeing Jin Xin staring at him fiercely, he said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's rare to see someone being tricked by Mo Jiujun. I can't help it, I can't help it."

Jin Xin's face turned red, and he thought for a long time, but because he was well educated, he could only curse: "Shameless!" and dragged Zhang Huahua away.Zhang Huahua still didn't understand what happened to them, and couldn't push Jin Xin away, so she could only yell at Chai Ziran, "Master Ziran, there is an old man who says he is your master, and he is waiting for you at the back door!"

"My master is here." Chai Ziran was overjoyed, and ran a few steps towards the back door, and then remembered that it was not good to ignore Mo Jiujun so much, so he turned his head and wanted to say a few words to him, but this shameless person said: "Ah Ran, let's go Go! Wash it at night and it will be done."

Chai Ziran's face was not very good: "Why don't you wash it well?"

Mo Jiujun said pleasantly: "It's possible!"

Chai Ziran, who felt that he wasted too much time with shameless people, hummed heavily and ran to the back door.

It's summer now, and a few lotus flowers bloomed on the small lotus pond in Chaizi's backyard. Although they are not alluring flowers, they are elegant and unique. He picked one and held it in his hands, and walked towards the back door with a smile.The old man likes the summer lotus the most. Seeing that his apprentice understands his heart so well, he is so happy that he lost a few teeth.

He turned a few corners, stepped over a few small stones, and walked forward calmly.The small door was not big, Chai Ziran stretched out his hand to push the door open, after thinking for a while, he put the lotus in his mouth, kicked open the small wooden door forcefully, and shouted: "Old man, your beloved disciple is here!"

Chai Ziran's big feet were suddenly grasped by someone. It was a pair of big callused hands, and the person who came showed a red and white robe.The old man was a scruffy, old man, obviously not him, and when he got anxious, Chai Ziran had already been pushed down.The visitor stepped on Chai Ziran's back with one foot and shouted, "Who is the visitor?"

Hearing the mighty sound of bells and drums, Chai Ziran's heart trembled, and he spit out a white lotus branch from his mouth, turned his head and shouted bitterly: "It's me, Jin Ming warrior!"

"Master Ziran." Jin Ming's eyelids twitched, he looked around with thick eyebrows and big eyes, seeing that there was no one else, he twisted his back collar with one hand, lifted him up, and asked suspiciously: "Why are you here?" ?”

"This is my home, of course I'm here."

Jin Ming's face turned around like a palette, and suddenly he yelled, stepped on the white lotus, turned over and pulled out the saber from his waist, pitifully split the white lotus in two on the ground, and cut the white lotus with a sharp knife As he turned the corner, he rested on Chai Ziran's tender neck.

Jin Ming's eyes widened, and he shouted angrily: "Chai Ziran is so bold that he colluded with the former Imperial Master Zuo Xiuxiu to murder the Holy Majesty, he should be punished."