Mensao is teasing me

On the second day after Chai Ziran and his party successfully returned to Suyu County, there were countless rumors about the Eight Immortals crossing the sea, half true and false, but the only one that the people of Suyu County believed most was the county magistrate of Suyu County last night Risking his life, he led dozens of yamen servants in Suyu County to rush into the Eight Immortals who were occupied by the grass bandits. He raised his sword and chopped at the grass bandits. He searched among tens of thousands of grass bandits. Find Chai Ziran who is full and supported.

I heard that Master Ziran, who was full and full, went to the Eight Immortals to cross the sea to catch wild pheasants and make soup for his illegitimate son.

A round of bloody scimitar and sickle moon was above the head. After Mo Jiujun and Chai Ziran fought bloody, they returned to Suyu County covered in blood.The difference is that Mo Jiujun's bloody body is the blood splashed on his body when he heroically cut down the grass bandits; while Chai Ziran's bloody body is the blood that he let the grass bandits cut him to death.

In this version of the rumor, they ignore the bright full moon that is hanging above their heads, the butcher Zhu who beat the drums in the middle of the night to complain about the loss of his beloved daughter, and the girl Zhu Zhu who was robbed by Gu Youyou and went up the mountain.

There is an inexplicable magic power that makes the people of Suyu County deeply believe that their county grandpa Mo Jiujun is a fairy-like figure.

Chai Ziran sat on his bed with knees bent and meditating, looking at Suifeng with tears in his eyes: "Tell me, am I a hero?"

In Suifeng's eyes, Chai Ziran, who has no strength to restrain a chicken, is worse than a scholar, because a scholar can still write a few good poems praising the nine gentlemen, but Chai Ziran, a prodigal son, is useless.But in order to be able to defeat Yuanhang and become the number one celebrity around Chai Ziran, Suifeng didn't caress his heart, and said firmly, "Yes."

In the eyes of Sui Feng worshiping, Chai Ziran found a trace of the heroic brilliance of the Eight Immortals crossing the sea to save people yesterday: "Fortunately, you know the goods." His eyes became colder, and he said sadly: "But why don't you go to Mo Jiujun's place? Credit me?"

"My lord, this..." Sui Feng's expression flashed with hesitation, and he said after a moment of silence: "Mr. Jiujun is hosting a banquet at the county government office. The banquet...Mr. Yuze." It's not easy for him to disturb.

Chai Ziran was taken aback: "Lou Yuze? Why did he come to Suyu County? Did the battle last night have anything to do with him?"

Sui Feng said: "It doesn't matter, Mr. Jiujun joined forces with General Hongmen last night. The two set off from the north and the south, sweeping the grass bandit nest. Mr. Yuze arrived in Suyu County this morning."

"Oh!" Chai Ziran raised his eyebrows, this person came so strangely, so strangely.He jumped up from the bed, called Yuanhang to come and dress him, and led Suifeng to the Suyu county government office.

The yamen servant guarding the door respectfully led Chai Ziran and the two into Mo Jiujun's living room. Before he got close, he heard Mo Jiujun and Lou Yuze talk about something about last night. One of them was a famous gentleman in the capital. The other person was a well-known royal family member in the capital, and it didn't seem out of harmony to eat at the same table.

It's just that Mo Jiujun has always been extravagant, and when he invited Chai Ziran to dinner on weekdays, the two shared more than a dozen unique dishes, while he invited Lou Yuze to only use five unique dishes.Chai Ziran glanced lightly at Lou Yuze. The man had a fair complexion and a smile on his face. He calmly stood up and cupped his hands towards Chai Ziran and Suifeng: "Yuze is bothering you."

Chai Ziran smiled and said, "It's Suifeng and I who bothered you." Looking sideways at Mo Jiujun who was drinking tea with his head bowed, "I wonder what interesting things you two are talking about, can I count Chai as one of them." Chai Ziran was not very polite. Sitting quietly beside Mo Jiujun, separating the two of them, he picked up Mo Jiujun's bowl and chopsticks, glanced at the vegetarian dishes on the table, and frowned.

These celebrities and talents like to have nothing to do, such as vegetarian days, fasting days, and drinking festivals when they are full.

It's boring!

Lou Yuze said: "Yuze has fasted recently, and it is not suitable to eat big meat. Mr. Jiujun is hospitable, so he will eat it with Yuze." Looking at Mo Jiujun with a smile: "Please also ask Mr. Jiujun to prepare some wine and vegetables for Mr. Ziran .”

From the moment Chai Ziran entered the door, Mo Jiujun didn't look at Chai Ziran directly, and this time he looked at Chai Ziran with some inexplicable taste: "He likes to eat or not." Just think of Chai Ziran's leeward little boy yesterday With that look, he panicked.

"Tsk tsk tsk!" Chai Ziran raised his eyes and glanced at Mo Jiujun, secretly grumbling, no wonder he hasn't taken down Lou Yuze for so long, who would like such an inexplicable bastard.Pointing to a place in front of Suifeng, let him sit down.Suifeng glanced at Mo Jiujun, and seeing that he did not object, he also sat happily watching the play.

Chai Ziran was not interested in Mo Jiujun with a cold face, blinked his eyes, and looked at Lou Yuze leisurely: "When did Mr. Yuze and Mr. Jiujun meet? I am very interested!" The abnormally shining eyes were full of gossip: "I heard that you rescued Mr. Jiujun, when did you save him, how did you save him, and why did you save him?"

"Save..." Lou Yuze glanced curiously at Mo Jiujun who was sitting opposite him, and said, "I haven't saved Mr. Jiujun, maybe Mr. Ziran heard it wrong."

Surprise flashed in Suifeng's eyes: "Don't you remember the son you rescued in the water?"

Lou Yuze couldn't figure it out: "Master Suifeng must have misunderstood it, I can't swim."

"Did you ask your guards to rescue you? You forgot." Chai Ziran said with a smile.

Suifeng looked at him eagerly, feeling turmoil in his heart.

Lou Yuze said: "Mr. Ziran was joking, do you see that I still have guards?" He spread his hands and smiled mockingly.Only then did Chai Ziran remember that Lou Yuze's father, Doctor Yu Shi, died inexplicably more than ten years ago. With his father's death, Lou's family also collapsed, and since then he has been living on his ancestor's savings.Luckily, Lou Yuze is upright and is expected to lead the Lou family to rise again, but he became famous at a young age and won the first prize in civil and military affairs in one fell swoop, yet he has not been appreciated by the current emperor.It's not so much appreciation, it's better to say that the Holy Majesty doesn't want to see him.

Some people said that it was because Lou Yuze was too much like Gu Sui, and the Holy Majesty was still angry with Gu Sui and blamed Lou Yuze; , the Holy One was angry with his father, and also transferred his anger to Lou Yuze.

No matter who is right, there is only one ending. The Holy Majesty has never summoned Lou Yuze, nor has he ever mentioned him.

Lou Yuze is full of talent, and won the title of the number one scholar in civil and military affairs. In fact, it is just a hollow shell. The Lou family is a family, and people big and small are eating their old books. After more than ten years, they have become more and more decayed.

Chai Ziran tapped the empty bowls and plates with his chopsticks, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, Miss Lou!"

Lou Yuze was still smiling: "It's okay, it's just a trivial matter."

"Hmm! It's really a trivial matter." Chai Ziran politely poured food into Lou Yuze's bowl: "At first glance, Lou Mei is a gentleman, you informal friend, I, Chai Ziran, have made friends."

Lou Yuze raised his cup and took a sip of tea: "Mr. Ziran is an interesting person."

"Each each other."

It was originally Mo Jiujun's banquet, but he could only watch Chai Ziran with a dark face and "fuck three and four". A pendant came out.The pendant is like a piece of dragon scale, it is fire brown, and the whole body is red. It is tied with golden ears of wheat, and there are two small golden bells on it.

Mo Jiujun grabbed the ears of wheat and let the scale pendant hang down. The two small golden bells were jingled by the wind, and the sound was crisp and sweet.

Both Chai Ziran and Lou Yuze's expressions changed drastically.

Mo Jiujun stared straight at Lou Yuze: "Is this your thing?"

With a crisp sound of "Kang Dang", the cup in Lou Yuze's hand fell to the ground and shattered into several petals, and the fragrant strong tea splashed on his clothes, and he didn't know it.Chai Zi stared at the scale pendant, his face was flushed with suffocation, as if he couldn't bear it anymore, he stood up from the chair, slapped the table, and said angrily: "Okay, Mo Jiujun, you actually picked up my things! If you don’t return it, let me tell you! Why did I save you, but my precious pendant disappeared, so you thought it was beautiful and let me hide it for you.”

Staring at Lou Yuze for a moment, Chai Ziran snatched back the pendant from Mo Jiujun's hand, and stared at him fiercely again: "You don't want to use my things to please your sweetheart."

The anger in Mo Jiujun's heart disappeared, followed by a face full of disbelief. He opened his eyes wide and looked at Chai Ziran, and stayed as long as he wanted: "Is this yours? You saved me?"

Chai Ziran said angrily: "Nonsense?" Turning his head, he seemed to think of something, looked at the lost pendant in his hand, and then at Mo Jiujun who was dumbfounded, and couldn't laugh or cry: "So you thought it was Lou Yuze who fished you into the pool? "

Mo Jiujun's normally easy-to-use mind suddenly went blank.

Chai Ziran continued: "You bastard who repays your favor, you..." He suddenly remembered the reason why Mo Jiujun got into the water, and the words stuck in his throat, he shook the jade pendant in his palm and put it in his pocket, humming Haw no longer speak.

Recalling back then, he and Mo Jiujun were ignorant children, and they always loved to pester the son-in-law to take them around to play.Beside a lotus pond in the suburbs, the melodious sound of the flute seems to come down from the nine heavens, lingering around the lotus pond several times.Chai Ziran looked down at the reflection in the water, the little fish flicked their tails freely, he was young and naughty, so he threw stones at them, startled the little fish of different colors and jumped to hide under the green lotus leaves with.

The fish was hit by stones and ran away, Chai Ziran took off his boots, rolled up his sleeves, and wanted to jump into the lotus pond to catch fish.Mo Jiujun reprimanded with a straight face: "Only naughty children will go into the water to catch fish, and sensible children will not do this."

Chai Ziran put his hips on his hips, and said confidently: "My father said, there are children who don't catch fish, and there are adults who don't catch fish. Adults love to catch fish, and I love to catch fish. I'm no longer a child." His face slid slightly: "Shame, Ah Jun is a child."

Mo Jiujun was so ashamed by Chai Ziran that he blushed and looked down at himself in the water. He was a little taller than Chai Ziran. If Chai Ziran was not a child, he would not be a child.He quickly took off the black boots inlaid with gold beads, and jumped into the water with a plop.The lotus leaves in the pond are very big, as if growing from an endless abyss, he slowly slid down to the bottom of the water along the green roots, but it was gradually difficult to breathe through his mouth and nose, and everything in front of him began to blur.

Chai Ziran was just joking with him, thinking that it would be great if he could catch a few small fish to come up to play with, but he has been down for such a long time, and there is still no movement, so he gradually became a little anxious, and lowered himself into the bottomless lotus pond Shouted: "Mo Jiujun."

After being separated by water, Mo Jiujun was in a trance, as if he heard someone calling him, but he didn't seem to hear it, his body was very heavy, and his eyelids were also heavy.When he was about to close his eyes, there was a sound from the top of his head, as if something had fallen to the bottom of the water, and it was a person who fell down.