Mensao is teasing me

Gu Youyou knows that Chai Ziran just likes to poke his nose and eyes, so he doesn't even look at him when he turns his head.Chai Ziran was not annoyed, and said to himself: "My sister must be afraid that your husband-in-law will be unhappy, but brother Zhang is very kind, and he is not unhappy when seeing my sister rubbing the medicine on me. I think you will not be unhappy in the sedan chair with me." Not happy. Because brother Zhang is a nice guy."

"Sister, sister, were you happy when you were a courtesan in Kyoto?"

"Is Little Brother Zhang your regular customer? Did you two start a beautiful relationship in Hualou?"

"I heard that your aunt is brother Xiao Zhang's first wife, and Ada is your cousin, so...you...don't you..."

"Shut up!" Gu Youyou couldn't bear to yell out two words after all, and stared at Chai Ziran fiercely: "If you talk nonsense again, I will tear your mouth apart." As she spoke, she made a gesture of wiping her neck.

Chai Ziran shrank to the side of the soft sedan chair in fear, the word '□□' he was thinking in his heart was afraid to say it after all, but he ignored Gu Youyou after a few threats, and continued to smile and said: "Sister Youyou, you It is right to be so angry, those people outside must be talking nonsense. Then Gu Qingqing is not your aunt, then Ada is not your cousin, and your current husband is not yours..."

"I'll tell you to shut up." Gu Youyou's eyes showed a little fierceness, and as soon as he raised his hand, he chopped off a few clumps of wild weeds beside him.

Xiao Zhang's servant stood in front of Gu Youyou, and said to Chai Ziran in his spare time: "Since Brother Ziran is so familiar with our affairs, then I don't have to beat around the bush." ​​He raised his hand to let the four porters put him down.Chai Ziran walked out of the sedan chair slowly, and shrank back behind the sedan chair with a face full of fear, his eyes flickering: "Good brother, I don't dare again."

"Hmph!" Gu Youyou snorted angrily, her eyes wished she could swallow Chai Ziran alive.

Chai Ziran curled up half-kneeling, wishing he could burrow into the ground.

Xiao Zhang patted his wife's shoulder lightly, and Gu Youyou, like a chameleon, changed from a fierce tigress to a docile kitten, standing quietly behind him with a smile on his face.

Xiao Zhang helped Chai Ziran up, and patted the grass clippings on his body: "Brother Ziran, I'm really sorry, we don't want to embarrass you as a last resort."

Chai Ziran saw that he was saying sorry, but the expression on his face did not change at all. Since he was in his hands, he said quietly: "So, can you let me go?"

"Brother Ziran, do you know that we are looking for someone?"

Chai Ziran froze for a moment, and shook his head in confusion: "I don't know." He hugged his body tightly, fearing that someone would insult him, and panicked: "What do you want to do? You have a wife, so you can't make up my mind."

Gu Youyou rolled his eyes.Xiao Zhang's yamen servant said with a good temper: "I'm not manly."

"Oh!" Chai Ziran relaxed for a moment, staring at the burly man beside him who was staring at him, and said bitterly, "What about them?" He folded his arms and said, "I'm born a little better, but Mo Jiujun from Suyu County His birth is not bad, why don't you force him?"

After all, Gu Youyou couldn't help but hate and said: "What kind of mess are you thinking about?"

Chai Ziran was very innocent: "I am very pure." He took two steps back in fear, his face blushing: "I am still a boy."

Gu Youyou: "..."

Xiao Zhang said: "I promise that neither I nor the people in the village will hurt you."

Chai Ziran added: "Physical or moral?"

"Both." Xiao Zhang said: "Young Master Ziran, there is no need to change the topic. We have a lot of time to talk. It is not a big problem to talk about your mother."

"My mother?" Chai Ziran stared at him angrily with a face full of astonishment: "You want to dig my mother's grave, you are so wicked." Wrapping his chest and crying, he said, "Isn't it just that I look more beautiful, prettier, and unrestrained Are you more handsome? You all have wives, so it’s my fault that you fell in love with me at first sight, but you..." Heartbroken, you said: "You must not use my aunt to blackmail me, the dead are gone! Woooooo Woo."

Gu Youyou: "..."

The gangsters: "..."

Except for Chai Ziran, everyone is not calm, but Xiao Zhang still maintains a calm face: "The person we are looking for is the son of the former royal family. He will be our new leader and lead us to a new world. .”

Chai Ziran's heartbroken face changed several times, he gritted his teeth and retreated to the side in fear: "Are you the remnants of the previous dynasty? Are you looking for someone? That person..." Chai Ziran realized that he had said something wrong, and suddenly covered his mouth, and said in a low voice : "I don't know that person."

The calm Xiao Zhang was finally not calm by Chai Ziran's words. He grabbed his shoulder and asked eagerly, "Do you know who that person is and where he is?"

"Ahhhh!" Chai Ziran squatted on the ground with his head in his arms, as if he had encountered something extremely terrible, he choked up and said, "I don't know anything, I don't know anything, I don't know anything."

Xiao Zhang glanced at the four bearers, they dragged Chai Ziran into the sedan chair.Chai Ziran roared: "I don't know, I really don't know, I don't know anything. Don't ask me, I don't know anything."

The sedan chair creaked and swayed. Although Chai Ziran had a wrinkled face, his body didn't feel uncomfortable at all, and he raised his legs comfortably, glanced at the little weeds swaying in the wind, and said lightly. Nodding, I feel that this school of wildness is very flavorful!

Xiao Zhang was not calm for only a moment, and when he asked the grass bandits to carry Chai Ziran back to the Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea, he regained his calm expression, and told his grass bandits to send someone to take care of Chai Ziran, and then led his wife and subordinates to disappear without a trace.Sitting in front of a small wooden house, Chai Ziran looked up at the blue sky and down at the green land, feeling very happy.

Anyway, he will be taken special care of, and he is not in a hurry to go into the cabin to rest, maybe a few slippery little snakes will appear inside, which will be more difficult to deal with than the grass bandits who dare not take his life easily for a while.

After a long time, Chai Ziran sat on the green grass, waiting left and right, but the grass bandits who didn't have long eyes came to find fault. Seeing that the sun was about to set, he was so hungry that he got up and bent over. , I picked a good direction where the sunset was on the west mountain, and I was looking for something to eat.

A few grass bandits stood in a row not far from the west, guarding the exit and entrance.Chai Ziran was not annoyed, this road was blocked, there was another road for him to walk around, anyway, the grass bandits still needed him, and he would not worry about starving to death.

The west is a good location, but the Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea is not a good place.Chai Ziran looked east, intending to get rid of the bad breath on his body.As expected, there were a few people in the east, and when they saw Chai Ziran walking towards him calmly, they were not as vicious as the grass bandits in the west, but they waved in a friendly manner.

Seeing that these people were friendly, Chai Ziran asked with a smile: "Good guys, you are all guarding me, have you eaten yet?"

The grass bandit replied: "I have used it." Staring at him suspiciously: "Is the young master going to run away?" He looked him around a few times: "No need to run, no need to run, use the hands of brothers in the four directions of southeast, northwest, and young master. You can't go anywhere." After a pause, "You must be hungry! Someone will bring you food later, don't worry."

"Oh! That's how it is." Chai Ziran cupped his hands respectfully and said gratefully, "That's why I thank this hero."

The grass bandit waved his hand and said, "No need to thank you."

Chai Ziran knew that people in their line of work didn't think highly of elegant scholars, so he waved his hand and said goodbye.I thought about it for a while on the way, since he has a house and food, there is no need to run away in a hurry.In fact, it is useless for him to run away, it is better to stay honestly after all.

After thinking for a moment, Chai Ziran went back to his small wooden house, and saw that although the small wooden house was not very elegantly built, it could be built with fresh wood. One can imagine how much the gangsters liked him.Chai Ziran walked slowly into the cabin.The inside of the room is flat, with a small table, a few small stools and a small wooden bed, and there is no other furniture.

When he was away from home, he paid attention to the word "convenience", and when he fell into the nest of grasshoppers, Chai Ziran could only pay attention to the word "simple". He touched his empty stomach, lay down on the creaky wooden bed with all his clothes on, smacked his mouth, and closed his eyes. .The grass bandits sent a few waves of people to put their hands around him, and it was considered a small area for him. Although the days were a bit boring, they were still considered quiet.The only regret was that when he came, he was carried so comfortably in the soft sedan chair that he fell asleep.

Therefore, he had to think carefully about which mountain he was on where the Eight Immortals crossed the sea.

Before thinking that the morning glory flowers at the door were the iconic small flowers of that mountain, the small wooden door was pushed open with a creak, and someone who came in took advantage of the cold moonlight, hesitated outside the door, and then came in and quietly set the table on the table. meal.

Chai Ziran slowly opened his eyes, and lightly glanced at the person who came, only to see half of the person who came was shrouded in darkness, his appearance could not be seen clearly, and he could vaguely identify a woman based on his figure.The woman put down the bowls and chopsticks very carefully, but the bowls and chopsticks were made of porcelain, and it was getting dark. Although she placed them as carefully as possible, she still accidentally knocked the bowls and chopsticks together, making a ding-dong sound.

When the woman heard the sound, she didn't dare to move for a while, and looked at Chai Ziran on the small wooden bed with her eyes shrouded in the dark night.

Chai Ziran couldn't help laughing, it was not difficult for him to imagine the pitiful look of a weak woman who dared not make a sound for fear of waking him up, but unexpectedly made a sound that would startle him and be afraid of being scolded.He said, "Light up the lamp!"

On the small wooden table was a torch for lighting the lamp. The woman's body remained motionless for a while, and after half a cup of tea, she seemed to have exhausted her whole life's strength, and finally mustered up the courage to light the lamp.

A gust of breeze blew outside the door, and the yellowish light swayed left and right, and shone on Chai Ziran's face, illuminating his face clearly.And Chai Ziran also saw the woman's face clearly, both of them were taken aback for a moment, then raised their heads together and shouted: "Ahhh!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"