Mensao is teasing me

The hutongs and alleys are dark and narrow, and Chai Ziran can walk into the potholes with every step. The smell is overwhelming, there is an unpleasant smell of overnight rotten rice, there is a pungent smell of glue, and there are children laughing and urinating to the corner of the wall. Smell.

Chai Ziran walked slowly and carefully, and every time he reached a small kiln, one or several people would come out to watch him.There are little ladies in revealing clothes; there are boys and girls with snot bubbles and no pants; there are elderly people with crutches.They all have a common feature, that is, yellow and thin, thin and frail, and sloppy.

"No." Chai Ziran was startled suddenly, stopped, and looked surprised at the simple small kilns beside him, scaring several children to run away without knowing what happened.Chai Ziran showed doubts in his eyes, and suddenly turned around to look behind him. The end of the narrow alley was pitch black, and he could hardly see the way he came, and whether the woman who was talking to him just followed him into the alley or not? He is still thinking.

Because of her poor clothes and calluses on her big hands, Chai Ziran didn't doubt whether she was a commoner living in the alleys or alleys.But she has a strong body, a ruddy complexion, and is neat and tidy, but the few families passing by now may not even be able to afford enough food and clothing.

Chai Ziran raised his eyebrows, turned around and left, thinking: Maybe I'm thinking too much, every household has different ways of living, maybe that woman has surplus food!

The crisp sound of jingling, accompanied by gusts of breeze, blows in the dark alley like a bell ringing for souls.Chai Ziran looked for the sound by the candlelight from the small kiln, and saw a big copper bell hanging at the door of a certain family. The copper bell was tied with colorful ribbons, and it was blown by the breeze. .

The door of this family's house is fairly clean and there is no peculiar smell.There is a bamboo pole at the door of the house, which is used to dry clothes. There are men and women, and the colors are quite vivid.The door of the small kiln was tightly closed, except for the sound of the copper bell being blown by the wind, there was also the panting sound of men and women from the room. Scolding and woman's dissatisfaction.

Chai Ziran stood at the door for a long time, his face blushed for a long time, he felt withdrawn, and wanted to ask about the whereabouts of the poetry collection, so he suddenly recited Amitabha and knocked on the door lightly.

There was no movement in the room for a while, Chai Ziran touched his nose and was about to retreat.At this time, the door was suddenly opened, and a plainly dressed beauty was surprised when she saw Chai Ziran: "Master Ziran?"

Chai Ziran's shock was no less than that of a beauty. He opened his eyes wide and looked at her: "Gu Youyou?"

This is the No.1 prostitute in Kyoto, Gu Youyou.There is still a little feud with Chai Ziran.

Gu Youyou was stunned for a moment, with a thousand turns in his heart, he turned his body lightly and let him enter the room: "Master Ziran, it's windy outside, please come in!" ', Chai Ziran had to turn his body sideways to squeeze in.The room was neatly arranged, and there was a large table in the center of the room. The fresh pork on the table was cut into strips, and a man was pinching the pork with his bare hands.

"This is..." Chai Ziran had never seen these unique skills before, and stared blankly at the man in front of him. He was about 40 years old, with dark skin, deep features, strong, and shirtless.

Gu Youyou said: "This is my husband, Xiao Zhang."

"Oh!" Chai Ziran was not interested in him, but more interested in the pork in his hand, and walked up to him with great interest, watching him continue to pinch the pork hard.He clenched his five fingers into a fist and put meat in his fist. He half-squatted and exerted all his strength, and a long piece of pork paste was squeezed out from his thumb.

Chai Ziran's eyes were bright, and he clapped his hands together: "Okay." This unique skill of pinching pork stuffing with bare hands is much better than General Hongmen's iron sand palm.

Xiao Zhang smiled honestly, put down the pork stuffing in his hand, and said, "Who is this guest?"

Before Chai Ziran could speak in the future, Gu Youyou answered in one go: "It's Chai Ziran, a well-known prodigal son in Kyoto, the younger brother of Xin Wuhou."

Being called a prodigal son, Chai Ziran took it for granted, and bowed his hands earnestly: "Mr. Zhang!"

Xiao Zhang said: "Don't call me that, I'm just a big bastard, I can't be called Mr. Zhang, if you don't mind, just call me Brother Zhang."

"Brother Zhang." Chai Ziran hit the snake with the stick and said, "Since I recognize my brother, I am your younger brother. My brother has something to ask, so I ask my brother for help."

Gu Youyou rolled her eyes, she knew that Chai Ziran, a prodigal son, had nothing good to do.Pulling up his sleeves, he grabbed a few strips of pork with his bare hands and put them in his hands. Zamabu tried his best to turn the pork strips into pork paste.

With Brother Zhang's performance, and being able to enjoy the performance of Brother Zhang's wife, Chai Ziran opened his eyes wide and did not intend to let go of a single detail.But after a quarter of an hour, no pork paste flowed out from Gu Youyou's exhausted thumb; after two quarters of an hour, Gu Youyou's horse gait was a little unsteady.Chai Ziran moved his eyes wide open to Brother Zhang, who had a face of "she likes this, and I can't help it", which made Chai Ziran suddenly realize that if everyone knows the unique skill of pinching pork paste with bare hands, it is impossible.

Three quarters of an hour later, Gu Youyou was out of breath, staggered, and leaned forward. She still didn't let go of the pork strips she was holding, and suddenly her whole body stiffened and she threw herself straight onto the big table.

Chai Ziran made a gesture of wanting a hero to save the beauty, but this is someone else's daughter-in-law after all, if he saved it, he would not only hurt Gu Youyou but himself, he took two big steps, and then took three big steps back.His eyes caught a glimpse of Brother Zhang nervously rescuing the pork on the table case and life and death, except for the four legs supporting the table case, he lifted up the rest of the things and moved them aside.

"Ahhh!" The stubborn Gu Youyou was still holding a handful of pork in his hand, and when he fell to the ground, he finally ignored the pork, and spread his five fingers, revealing the intact strips of pork.He raised his head and stared at Brother Zhang angrily: "You bastard, who is your wife?"

Brother Zhang said honestly: "You are my daughter-in-law." The two big hands holding the desk stabilized the slightly crooked desk: "But without a wife, I will not starve to death, but without pork, I will starve." die."

"Asshole!" Gu Youyou's eyes showed a fierce look.

With a "bang", Brother Zhang connected the table case in his hand to the four legs, and blocked Gu Youyou's ferocious gaze by the way.

Brother Zhang was nervous about the relationship between his wife and pork, but he couldn't let her go, so he squatted down and dragged her out from under the table, carried her to a small chair beside him, and smiled apologetically at Chai Ziran: "My wife You can't put your mind at ease, and let Brother Ziran laugh at you."

Chai Ziran blinked and thought: This is the sound I heard just now.He said: "It's okay, it's okay, the relationship between your husband and wife is really good."

"Hmph, nonsense. We are husband and wife, why is our relationship bad?" Gu Youyou stared at Chai Ziran disdainfully.She was dressed in rough clothes, and although her words and deeds were not virtuous and dignified, she looked like a young woman who was married as a wife, and it was hard to associate her with the name of a famous courtesan in Kyoto.

"Yuyou, don't say that, you are a guest." Brother Zhang wanted Chai Ziran to sit down, but there was only one stool in the room, so he had to pour a glass of water: "Brother Ziran, what did you say to help? We are all brothers , nothing to worry about."

Seeing Brother Zhang's piercing eyes, Chai Ziran felt guilty for a while: "It's not a big deal, but I accidentally lost a collection of poems yesterday, I wonder if Brother Zhang has it?"

Brother Zhang tilted his head and glanced at a few wave drums for children behind the small door, and shook his head: "It's all those things, it's gone."

Chai Ziran was rather disappointed, and said goodbye: "In that case, I'll look elsewhere, I'm bothering you, so I'll leave."

Brother Zhang frowned: "Brother Ziran, since you're here, why not..."

Gu Youyou stopped in front of Brother Zhang, opened the door, and said with a smile, "Please, Mr. Ziran."

Chai Ziran walked out of the gate step by step, looking back with a smile: "Sister-in-law Zhang, I'm afraid it's not appropriate for your husband to call me brother, but if you call me brother after your husband, I'm afraid you won't be too happy, otherwise... Humming and laughing: "Call me Brother Ziran!"

Gu Youyou's face was ashen, her well-maintained face was only in her early twenties, and she was at the age of a flower. It's not too much to call her brother Chai Ziran, but this guy's rogue and slick face made her want to die. he.

Chai Ziran took two steps back in fear: "Sister-in-law Zhang, you are angry! Don't do it, what if Brother Zhang comes to beat me?"

"Your sister-in-law won't be really angry. Since you're here, we should have a good get-together. We haven't seen each other for a long time." Brother Zhang chased out the door, enthusiastically holding Chai Ziran's hand, his familiar face clearly said , We brothers have known each other for a long time, why did you come to see me.

But Chai Ziran clearly didn't know him.

Chai Ziran thought of the woman who probably wasn't in the alley again, and he said, "No, no." He wanted to take his hand from Brother Zhang's.Brother Zhang's hands were like the iron chains that imprisoned the death row criminals in the prison, making Chai Ziran unable to move.It was Gu Youyou who pulled her husband away and stared at him: "Are you flirting with a big man in front of your wife, is it plausible?"

Brother Zhang looked distressed: "Yuyou, why do you say this, you clearly know..."

"Ahem." Gu Youyou coughed twice to wink at him, and Brother Zhang looked at Chai Ziran apologetically.Chai Ziran saw that the husband and wife were eccentric, and Brother Zhang's enthusiasm was even more eccentric, so he quickly resigned and left.

Before the others went far, Brother Zhang's rough and loud voice sounded: "Brother Ziran, come here often!"

After all, Gu Youyou roared helplessly: "It's not him."

Chai Ziran ran extremely fast, and many unknown heads appeared in the narrow and dark alley, men and women, big and small, all of them looked at him with curious and doubtful eyes.The wind was blowing hard in his ears, and suddenly he heard Brother Zhang shout in shock, 'Ah, no way! 'Unexpectedly, Chai Ziran ran faster and faster.

There are many people in this world that he doesn't want to meet.

That brother may be one of them.

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