Mensao is teasing me

The big drum that was as dazzling as the sun at the gate of the county government office made a drumbeat, and the ordinary people in Suyu County who passed by outside the county government office stopped to look at Master Ziran in red, beating the drum outside to express their grievances, look at him The smile on the face, the shaking of the buttocks, and the shaking of the arms.

All the ordinary people in Suyu County couldn't help but suspect that when Master Ziran was walking at night last night, he met a certain male-loving gangster, and then he was killed by that.

General Hongmen frowned not far away, the more his eyes stared at Chai Ziran, the more irritable he felt. Seeing him beating the drum and twisting his buttocks, he really insulted his father's name as the founding general of the generation!Angrily tugging at the shoulder of the little radish-headed father, he said angrily: "You you you you you..."

General Hongmen said "you" for a while and couldn't remember the name of little radish's father. He only remembered that this kid was a so-and-so grass bandit from "Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea". There is also a little doll at home.He's not a villain, it's best for him to stay by his side at the moment.

Little Luootou's father's shoulders seemed to be embedded with a piece of iron, and he couldn't move. Holding back the tears in his eyes, he turned his head in pain: "General, the villain's name is Luobo."

"Oh!" General Hongmen was a vulgar fellow, he let go of the problem in his mind and let the radish replace Chai Ziran to beat the big drum, and warned him seriously: "You dare to twist your ass for me to try. "

radish:"……"

Radish obeyed General Hongmen's order, quickly ran to Chai Ziran's side, and expressed his intentions tactfully.Chai Ziran saw someone beating the drums for him to appeal for grievances, so beautiful in his heart, he solemnly thanked him several times, threw away the big stick in his hand, and breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, I can twist my butt witty, otherwise I wouldn't know how to beat the drums." When will it be?"

Luobo is a tall and thin man with arms the size of a bamboo pole. He is holding a big stick thicker than his arm. He wants to beat a big drum taller than him. Let the pure men who can't understand sissy look like General Hongmen, find someone to beat the drums instead of him to express their grievances.

After rubbing his legs beside him, Chai Ziran rubbed his hands, patted his shoulder with a smile, looked at him gratefully, and gave him support: "Good buddy, come on, I support you."

"..." Luo Bo silently looked at the expressionless General Hongmen, and couldn't help but look down at his thin and thin body. After all, Chai Ziran didn't dare to learn to use his tricks in that treacherous trick.

Fortunately, the yamen servants in the county yamen did not delay too long, and after a while someone came out to lead the crowd beating the drums and complaining of grievances into the hall.

Although the county government hall is full of people, it is still very bright, especially the four big characters "Integrity and Justice" hanging on the plaque above the table and case, inlaid with gold edges, shining brightly.

The first thought of all the ordinary people in Suyu County when they came to the court was: "The county magistrate is so rich!"

The second thought was: "It's a pity that you are too fierce, otherwise you can hug your thigh."

Mo Jiujun, who is so rich and fierce, was still wearing the same black robe that has never changed for thousands of years. He had a big silver wolf head on his chest, and when he saw the noise in the hall, he frowned and patted his eyebrows. Tangmu said solemnly: "No noise is allowed in the courtroom."

Chai Ziran returned to his teacher's seat with a smile, took the radish with him to serve him, and ordered him to say, "Go to the backyard and pour a pot of top-quality Biluochun, some unique snacks and a few plates of melon seeds."

"..." Luo Bo, as a good citizen, thought about it carefully, and persuaded: "Is this inappropriate?"

Chai Ziran snorted and said, "How can you not have some melon seeds when you are watching a play?" He looked at him with eyes like you are an outsider who doesn't understand us insiders, seeing that the good show is about to start, he hurriedly urged: "Go, go, go Go, it's about to start."

Luo Bo had an expression of "you still know the opening of the hall, not the opening of the show", and looked back at the serious-eyed General Hongmen, seeing that such a big man had no time to talk to him, so he obeyed Chai Ziran's instructions and prepared diligently. something went.

Although the courtroom is very spacious, there are too many people standing low, making it seem a bit crowded.Standing majestically, the big Han officials guarded the two sides, maintaining order with a blank expression.

Jin Xin, who was wearing a big red wedding dress with a big red flower on his chest, looked anxiously at his father; Zhang Huahua, who looked as pale as a dead father, lowered his head and wiped his tears silently, standing beside her was Huahualou, who was filled with righteous indignation Zhang's mother handed her the handkerchief, and Zhang Huahua's grandma stared at Jin Xin with a frighteningly green face; around her stood the witnesses of the Huahua case and Jin Xin's father's men, a few tough soldiers.

Chai Ziran glanced at the gate, seeing that Zhu Zhu, one of the protagonists in this case, and her father did not come, and felt a little regretful in his heart. Just as he was regretting, a bright red wedding dress came hurriedly outside the courtroom, and the phoenix crown on his head jingled as Noisy, holding the wrinkled red hood like a rag in her white hands, with an anxious expression on her face.

Zhu Tuhu held up her red mandarin duck embroidered shoes behind her, and shouted anxiously: "My girl, my girl, your shoe fell off, your shoe fell off."

Butcher Zhu called from his home to the county government office, and finally got his daughter to turn her head and glance happily. She raised the fine coat in her hand happily, and said bluntly, "My daughter, your embroidered shoes."

Zhu Zhu gritted his teeth angrily, and said angrily: "My groom has already run away, why do you need those old shoes?" Angrily, he threw the crumpled red headband in front of Zhu Tuhu, and lifted the red headband with both hands. The hem of her skirt rushed into the court like the wind.

Every bride is the center of attention, even a bride without shoes.Everyone made way for her, except of course Zhang Huahua and Jin Xin who felt uncomfortable.

Zhu Zhu was flustered, and raised her hand to greet Zhang Huahua's face.Zhang Huahua hated Zhu Zhu very much in her heart. Although she comforted herself thousands of times, Jin Xin was not her beloved, but now that they were married for a hundred years, she felt more uncomfortable than ever. The small face was slapped firmly by Zhu Zhu, and there were red five finger marks on the face.

Zhang Huahua raised her head abruptly, looked at Jin Xin who was a little flustered, and said sarcastically, "Mr. Jin Xin, this is the woman you say is as gentle as a white lotus and inferior to a little girl in every way. It's really ridiculous."

Zhu Zhu's heart trembled slightly, tears flashed in Jin Xin's eyes, and he covered his face and wept: "Mr. Jin Xin, Zhu Zhu knows that Zhu Zhu is not good enough for you, but you clearly asked for this kiss." Staring at him pitifully, like a fairy in the rosy clouds of Xishan, embarrassed and glamorous: "But today, why do you want to embarrass me in front of everyone, and..." Staring at Zhang Huahua with hatred: "And with a A lowly prostitute hangs around."

Mama Hua is the old bustard who works as a prostitute under her management. Hearing this, she chuckled lightly and said disdainfully, "This is like saying how noble you are. The girls in Huahualou are vulgar, but they are better than some shameless little scumbags." People are strong."

Jin Xin hesitated to speak, he was shocked that Zhu Zhu would appear in the court in such a mess, and also sad that Zhu Zhu might not be as simple as it appeared on the surface, but she was his savior after all, so he walked to her side and comforted him "Zhu Zhu, don't be afraid, I will go back and get married with you after I have made it clear to my father."

"Father?" Zhu Zhu's eyes were shocked, and his curious eyes swept over the courtroom. Seeing a rather majestic middle-aged man as steady as a mountain, he guessed half of it in his heart.I secretly hated myself for being impulsive just now, and glanced at Zhang Huahua apologetically, and made an apology: "I'm sorry, Miss Huahua, it was Zhu Zhu who was impulsive. You are also a woman, I believe you can forgive me .”

Zhu Zhu said the reason why he just hit someone, and apologized. If Zhang Huahua is a magnanimous girl, she shouldn't care about it.The uninformed people in the lobby speculated in their hearts that Zhang Huahua was Huahualou's red card. An unscrupulous girl and a man who was going to marry someone were standing together. Everyone would misunderstand it. No wonder Zhu Zhu was so angry. Hit people.

Zhang Huahua frowned, the five finger marks on her face were still aching, she couldn't take this slap for nothing.He took two quick steps, and slapped Zhu Zhu's cheek with a palm. Zhu Zhu wore a heavy phoenix crown on his head, and the jingling beads were knocked tottering. He took two steps back, and opened his eyes wide in disbelief: " Do you dare to hit me?"

Zhang Huahua sneered: "Do you think you are the magistrate of our Suyu County? It was you who was beaten by my old lady."

Zhang Huahua, who was still very weak just now, instantly became a Hedong lion. Chai Ziran was in a good mood watching it. Such a scene was exciting enough. He held the cup in one hand and the melon seeds in the other. : "Okay, well said!"

Everyone looked at the master who was going too far wantonly and lazily, with black lines all over their heads.

Chai Ziran humbly put down his hands and bowed his hands to everyone: "You're welcome, you go on, you go on. Don't worry about me, I'm just a theatergoer."

Everyone: "..."

Zhang Huahua hated Zhu Zhu very much, and she used [-]% strength to strike. The five finger prints on Zhu Zhu's face appeared on her fair cheeks, which looked as conspicuous as her scarf. She stood beside Jin Xin aggrievedly, Looking at Jin Xin with pitiful eyes, she wanted to cry.

Whether the beauties are suffering, or the beauties under her own name are suffering, Jin Xin stared at Zhang Huahua like a kitten with a frown, "Why are you beating people?"

Zhang Huahua didn't know whether she should be sad or not, but she had a smile on her face, raised her head proudly, and let her slapped cheeks appear in front of everyone, retaining the last trace of her dignity: "Then why is she Want to hit me?"

Zhu Zhu covered her hurt cheek, with tears in her eyes, and said sadly, "I apologize."

"Hehehe, apology?" Zhang Huahua bowed his head and blessed her softly, and sneered, "I apologize to you too."

A brilliant chrysanthemum grew on Grandma Zhang's wrinkled face: "Yes, yes, yes, my Huahua apologized, and I also apologized to you, Zhu Zhu! You are a good girl, so don't blame her."

Mother Hua accompanied her with a smile and said, "Yes, yes, you can't favor one person over another, you and my family Huahua are both delicate little girls, why make things difficult for others!"

"You, you, you...you..." Zhu Zhu's cheeks were still hurting, big tears slipped out of her eyes, and she was crying, as if she wanted to pour out all the grievances she received here from her heart .