Mensao is teasing me

Mo Jiujun was in a great mood, raised his eyebrows and picked the nearest place to admire Chai Ziran's pitiful puppy.

Chai Ziran's eyes were a little unnatural. Seeing the figure behind Mo Jiujun, he stepped back in fear, hid behind the dark stone overgrown with weeds, and quietly popped half of his head, staring at Mo Jiujun gloatingly.

Mo Jiujun smiled dumbly, and knew who was standing behind him before he looked back.General Hongmen patted him on the arm heavily: "My boy, it's a coincidence that you came, if you don't come, I plan to take my brother to kill you and eat and drink you for a few days."

Mo Jiujun patted the stone beside him, General Hongmen didn't pay attention, sat down straight away, generously took the roast chicken handed to him by the soldier behind him, and handed it to Mo Jiujun boldly: "Here, just roasted chicken .”

"Thank you." Mo Jiujun stayed in the barracks for several months, and he didn't pay much attention to it. He tore off half of it and returned it to him: "I have to thank General Hongmen for this matter."

General Hongmen waved his hand rudely, splashing the chicken in his hand, and said domineeringly: "Although you and I are more than ten years old, I have always treated you as my own younger brother. There is no need to thank you, it is too far-fetched. Besides, I'm here for my useless son, and it's just a matter of lifting a few old, weak, women and disabled grassroots bandits."

Chai Ziran, who was hiding in the dark, turned dark. General Hongmen is his father's brother-in-law, and according to his seniority, he is General Hongmen's nephew.If General Hongmen considered Mo Jiujun his younger brother, wouldn't Mo Jiujun also be his uncle according to his seniority?

This is a terrible fact, Chai Ziran was frightened for a moment, and wanted to squat down and escape secretly.General Hongmen stared at him sharply, and waved impatiently: "Aran, come here."

Chai Ziran's heart reached his throat, and due to the power of the iron sand palm, he boldly went over, and as he expected, he got a big iron sand palm on his shoulder.General Hongmen asked: "Where is Yanran? A little girl from every family, don't run around on the mountain."

Chai Ziran was taken aback, she was still here just now.His eyes circled around for a while, seeing that Yuan Qu was not there, he smiled embarrassingly: "My sister is probably feeling bored, so I walked around, and it's okay to have Yuan Qu to accompany me."

"En." General Hongmen nodded. Regarding Yuan Qu's character, General Hongmen was still clear in his heart. Although he was a person who killed impulsively, he could barely pay back.Seeing that Chai Ziran retreated a few steps silently, he inhaled sharply through his nose, and slapped Chai Ziran on the shoulder: "You brat knows how to embarrass your father."

Chai Ziran didn't reply, so he just bowed his head silently, and looked expectantly at Mo Jiujun who was sitting on the stone pile. The latter pretended not to see him, and was eating the delicious roast chicken gracefully.

Chai Ziran, who was still very hungry, was unhappy, and secretly despised that guy Mo Jiujun as a gentle scum.

As an elder, of course, General Hongmen couldn’t just eat roast chicken for himself. He generously asked the soldiers to give Chai Ziran a whole roast chicken, which moved Chai Ziran to tears. For the first time, he felt that it was a good idea to have a good uncle who practiced iron sand palms. good thing.

General Hongmen couldn't see Chai Ziran's unpromising appearance, and frowned: "Don't stick around, it's blocking my eyes."

Chai Ziran moved a few steps with a smile, and took a big bite of the chicken leg: "Uncle Hongmen, are you here to find Jinxin?" With the gift of chicken legs, Chai Ziran's affection for General Hongmen changed from the "general" in his title, Become "uncle".General Hongmen rolled his eyes in anger: "Hmph!"

Chai Ziran pretended not to hear General Hongmen's "hmph", and wanted to sit beside General Hongmen to get closer to him, but Mo Jiujun was sitting beside him, and there was a pile of weeds beside him.Chai Ziran was silent for a while, and when he was about to condescend to sit on the weed pile, Mo Jiujun stood up silently, and Chai Ziran happily went to take his seat, and said to General Hongmen: "Uncle, I can Sit next to you?"

General Hongmen said angrily: "You are already sitting down, can I drive you away?" I secretly regretted that the righteous brother's most beloved son-in-law is a bastard, and the son-in-law is a civil servant, so the righteous brother's good martial arts skills are so broken inherited.

Chai Ziran said cheekily, "Thank you, Uncle Hongmen."

General Hongmen moved his disrespectful buttocks to the opposite direction of Chai Ziran's. Although he was usually easy-going, it didn't mean he was willing to let Chai Ziran sit next to him and insult his buttocks.

Chai Ziran pretended not to see General Hongmen's small movements, and said with a chuckle, "Brother Jinxin was also surrounded by grass bandits when he passed the 'Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea'."

After all, they are parents and children, Hongmen's eyes frowned, and then opened them, and said firmly, "That brat deserves it for overreaching!" Seeing Chai Ziran's eyes full of admiration, he hummed in his heart: "I'm dead now!" No?"

"How can it be! The tiger father has no dogs, how can the son you draw out yourself be any worse?"

Chai Ziran was obviously a compliment, but when he heard General Hongmen's ears, he always felt that something was not satisfactory, so he glared at him: "You kid speaks human words."

"Hehehehe." Chai Ziran didn't intend to beat around the bush. For the soldiers, he had to have a straight fight with them. Going round and round is not suitable for them. Maybe he didn't bother them because of going around too much, but he got himself involved.

Chai Ziran gnawed on the chicken head carelessly, and rolled his eyes a few times: "Jin Xinyan is so lucky! A few days ago, he passed by the Eight Immortals and was beaten by more than 100 grass bandits. He was living under your iron sand palm since he was a child. He was defeated easily. After being stabbed by a grass bandit, he pulled the knife out of his body and stuck it on the horse's buttocks. The horse neighed and flew down the mountain to Suyu County."

"Ma rushed into the Suyu River in a daze. He was not drowned, but he was drowned unconscious. There was a delicate and beautiful lady who happened to be washing clothes by the river, and she rescued him when she saw that he was pitiful. The beautiful lady grew up He has to be like a flower, selling pots and pans to raise medical expenses for him, and snatching him back from the hands of the real king of hell." When Chai Ziran said "true king of hell", he looked up at the "living face of hell" and saw him Without expressing his opinion, he continued: "Who knows that Jin Xin has been in a coma for a few days. After waking up, another beautiful girl with a kind heart came beside him and said that she saved him."

General Hongmen frowned: "He just fainted once, why are there so many girls saving him? Could it be that this kid was deceived by someone."

Chai Ziran laughed: "Ginger is still old and hot!" He raised his head and glanced at Mo Jiujun, seeing his lips curled up, thinking that Jin Xin's bastard who was pulled like a two hundred and five would be in trouble, hahahahahaha.

General Hongmen frowned: "Jin Xin is not so stupid!" He knew the son he gave birth to.

Chai Ziran said: "That's true, we only need to do one thing to prove whether he is stupid or not!"

"Oh?" General Hongmen suddenly became interested. Since the previous dynasty was overthrown, the only people who could be killed were occasionally killing a few bastards who wanted to restore the previous dynasty.In recent years, the remnants of the previous dynasty have been very low-key, so that they didn't even have to kill a few small shrimps. Life is as boring as a Hongmen general. Hearing that there is something to do, it is inevitable that he will be a little excited.

Chai Ziran sees the big fish taking the bait easily, the beauty in his heart is really not for outsiders!Rubbing his hands together happily, he said, "Uncle Hongmen only needs to yell at him in front of Jin Xin, and then produce a fake severance letter, declaring that Jin Xin will sever the father-son relationship. If a scheming woman sees the hard-earned Mr. Ruyi is actually a pauper, she will definitely break up with him."

According to the law of our court, the relationship between the father and the son is severed, and the son cannot inherit his father's title and property; similarly, the father does not need his son to support him.The father and son who have severed the relationship between father and son will be like strangers to most of them in the future.If it weren't for the father and son who have a sea of ​​bitterness and deep hatred, and their hearts are calm, they would never take such a path.

This law originally violated the ethics and morals of my court father, loving son, filial piety, raising young children, and supporting parents, but because the current Holy Majesty personally set it more than ten years ago, no one in this court dared to refute it.

General Hongmen was silent for a while, seeing Chai Ziran's shining black eyes, after all, it was because Chai Ziran made the first request to his elder that he couldn't bear to refuse.In fact, General Hongmen still has another reason in his heart that he doesn't want to admit, it's because his life is so boring.

Just after midnight, two little fireflies were twinkling in the haystack. Chai Zi couldn't help lowering his head even lower, and even grabbed a few bunches of trampled weeds beside him and stared at them intently. A man and a woman in front of me.Both of them wore coarse clothes and linen. The woman had bright eyes and bright teeth, and her smile was like a fairy of epiphyllum under the moon. She was so beautiful that people couldn't take their eyes off; Loosing a man is not a good thing, whether this man smiles or not, he must have ulterior motives.

Fortunately, although the man is not a thing in appearance, his behavior is not too outrageous, and he is barely a thing.As for his smile, try to ignore it.

The stream was gurgling, and its sound was like a natural playing, and the faint fragrance of small wild flowers penetrated into Chai Ziran's breath. He was anxious, covered his nose, bowed his head and sneezed muffledly.

The two people on the bank of the stream both turned their heads. Chai Yanran looked curiously at the messy pile of rocks, and frowned, "I seem to have heard someone was there just now!"

Rong Ling touched his nose, wondering if he was also smelled by the little wild flowers, and sneezed quietly.Seeing Chai Yanran's beautiful eyes staring at him, she looked away embarrassedly, scratched her head, and said with a smile: "My nose is itchy, hehe."

In Chai Yanran's eyes, Rong Ling would feel inferior because of being looked down upon by others, would use a domineering posture to maintain her self-esteem, and would also want to be able to guard herself peacefully and sneeze naively.She grinned and said: "Young Master Rong Ling is a little less bookish today, and has eaten a little bit of fireworks. It looks a little different from the past."