Mensao is teasing me

Chai Ziran raised his head and sighed resentfully: "People have to bow their heads under the eaves." The glaring sunlight hit his eyes, causing him to lower his head quickly, and murmured: "Sun! You are more tanned." Be more violent! So that Mo Jiujun will pass out after being exposed to the sun." He said sadly: "It's better to have seven or eight old women spitting around him while he is dizzy. "

The more Chai Ziran thought about it, the more excited he became, as if he had seen Mo Jiujun's spectacular appearance when he was spat on by the shameless old woman, which made him very excited.He remembered very clearly that the young Mo Jiujun was obsessed with cleanliness, and a passerby ate candied haws and rubbed some saliva on his little black robe, so he took a bath eight times and almost scratched his skin.

The more unlucky Mo Jiujun was in his mind, the louder Chai Ziran's laughter shook the mountains.

Suddenly, an unknown sound of tsk tsk came from both sides of the small earthen stairs, Chai Ziran shook all over, and ran up suddenly, trying to get away from the unknown thing hidden in the grass and grass in the mountains, but who knows that just after stepping on the last step, the goal is everywhere It was a chaotic and chaotic grass field, the thick grass grew taller than him, and one piece after another made it difficult for him to walk.

Chai Ziran thought about it, he had never seen these big weeds that grew taller than him, maybe he went the wrong way.Just as he was about to go back the same way, the unknown sound of tsk tsk behind him was getting closer and closer, as if it was about to emerge from the ground, rushing towards him and gnawing at him.Chai Ziran's hair stood on end.If he had to choose between being chased and bitten by something or squatting in an unknown haystack, he resolutely chose the latter, but when he turned his head, he saw a big sack facing his face, pulling him from the headgear. to the feet.

Chai Ziran's first thought was that the sack was quite big; his second thought was that the sack was quite strong.Before he could think of the third nod, he felt his world spinning for a while, as if his center of gravity had been turned upside down on the ground, and what he saw in his eyes was pitch black.

Chai Ziran waved his hands and feet, furiously: "What do you want to do? How dare you rob civilian men in broad daylight? Who gave you the guts to let me go? Mo Jiujun who likes men."

"Pfft." The person outside the sack said with a smile: "You have a good idea, is he your friend?"

Chai Ziran frowned, the voice was obviously made by the other party after pinching his nose, and it was slightly low.The other party didn't even need to show his face, nor speak in a real voice, so he must be an old acquaintance.Chai Ziran said angrily: "You ugly bastard, I recognized you, you are so cruel!"

As soon as the man heard that he had been recognized, he stopped trying to hide it and said, "Young Master Ziran, we also want to help you, otherwise you may not be able to find the nest of those gangsters after a few days of searching."

Chai Ziran was very familiar with this voice, and asked sadly: "Suifeng, you are so good, you actually put your grandfather Ziran into a sack, tell me, did that fellow Mo Jiujun order you, you bastard."

Knowing that he was cheated, Sui Feng quietly put him on the ground and stopped talking.

Chai Ziran landed on the ground, struggling for a while, rolling and rolling in the sack, as if his body hit something, and before he could think about it, someone grabbed a long leg, lifted it into the air, and asked sullenly: "Sun me to death, are you happy?"

Chai Ziran: "..."

The gloomy voice asked again: "Are you very excited to let the grassroots rob me who is rich and good-looking and likes men?"

Chai Ziran: "..."

The big hand holding Chai Ziran was released suddenly, and he immediately fell into a pile of soft grass, crying and shouting: "Brother Jiujun, I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong. If I met Grass bandits, let them rob me, and I will never confess that you are the mastermind."

Mo Jiujun was silent for a moment, and said, "Very good."

Chai Ziran: "..."

Mo Jiujun's cool voice came again: "Take him to the gate of Cao Bandit Mountain."

Chai Ziran felt a chill in his heart, he didn't know where to go, and moved his body randomly, trying to grab Mo Jiujun's thigh and hug him.The heavens favored him rolling around like this, and he really found a thick thigh, hugged it immediately without saying a word, and cried: "Brother Jiujun, please forgive me! I don't care about nonsense anymore, nonsense!" Yes, as long as you let the little one go, the little one is willing to warm your bed every night before going to bed."

Suiying's cruel voice came from above Chai Ziran: "As a master, it is your duty to serve the good county magistrate."

Chai Ziran knew that the wrong thigh was reported, so he immediately let go, rolling as far as he could, and said angrily: "I am a civil servant, warming the bed is the work of the girls in Huahualou, not my responsibility."

Mo Jiujun said: "Carry it away."

"Yes, son." Suifeng volunteered to carry Chai Ziran on his shoulders, and said excitedly: "Mr. Ziran, I have wronged you."

Chai Ziran's body was supported, and he didn't dare to move: "Grievance? You really like to joke, what I suffer now is the word 'grievance', I can tell."

"In that case, let's go!" Before Suifeng finished speaking, Chai Ziran had no time to yell, and immediately felt a rush of clouds and fog rushing from his body, limbs, and bones, and his brain felt dizzy with nausea. There was a churning, as if something rushed from the stomach to the throat.

Opening his mouth, 'vomit vomit' the disgusting vomit rushed out of the throat with the gate open, and went straight to the inner wall of the burlap bag containing Chai Ziran.

Sui Feng froze all over, and then felt a viscous liquid in the heavy object on his shoulder, which made his shoulder feel hot, and smelled the disgusting object in his nose, which made his throat choked up, and he flew into the air even more vigorously, like a big bird Like a small cottage, he threw the heavy object on his shoulders to the ground, and ran away like a snake, without looking at the dirty sack.

Chai Ziran was forced to ride the clouds and fog for a while. Not long ago, the chicken legs chewed by his teeth in Huahualou turned out of his stomach. His mouth was so sour that it was bubbling. I couldn't help but greeted all nine generations of Suifeng's ancestors.When he collapsed to the point where he was half alive, he felt a big stick in his stomach pressing on his head, causing his stomach to churn, his throat to dry up, and his eyes almost rolled away.

A person outside the sack held a thick stick and said, "What is this? It stinks!"

Another person said: "Could it be a beast that brothers from other villages of 'Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea' deliberately threw it to our 'Fifth Village' to make trouble?" He cautiously called his companion to hand over a small knife, and carefully cut the seal of the sack bag .

The vomit tumbling in the sack rushed towards the face, and the two grasshoppers who came to spy on the sentry covered their noses and backed away, staring straight at the dirty man who turned over from the sack.The red gown was covered with rancid and smelly vomit, and the messy hair had several layers of chicken skin hanging on his face, causing the man to roll his eyes.

The grass bandit who cut the sack stretched out the knife in his hand to the firewood and placed it on his neck, covering his nose and bending over, secretly hating his companion for not giving him a long knife. The unknown people who crawled out of the sack really stink.

The stinking Chai Ziran suppressed his anxiety, cleared his throat, and howled, "Heroes! Heroes! I finally found you, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... "

The two gangsters looked at each other, and found doubts in their eyes.

Chai Ziran yelled again: "Heroes! Heroes! You must decide for me! Suyu County Magistrate Mo Jiujun is a corrupt official who prostitutes people, disregards human lives, does all kinds of evil, and specializes in collecting people's fat and anointing. He is a big villain, the grassroots are forced to have nowhere to go by him, I heard that there are eight groups of chivalrous heroes in "Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea", I beg all the heroes, give the little one a way to survive!"

A grass bandit asked: "How can I survive for you?"

Chai Ziran gritted his teeth and said angrily, "That corrupt official is so masculine." After a pause, he said shamefully, "He wants to fuck me, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...... "

The two gangsters were dumbfounded, and the one with the small knife on Chai Ziran's neck couldn't help withdrawing the knife in sympathy: "Then you are still miserable."

Chai Ziran vomited bitterly: "Isn't it? I am very miserable. I was also a famous swinger. Who knew that when I went back to my hometown to pay respects to my parents, that hooligan fell in love with him. He insisted on snatching me. No, but he is Mo Jiujun, the direct son of the eldest princess today, blah blah blah. I can't help it! I had to spend all my life savings and hire a martial arts chivalrous man to put me in a sack , carried it on his shoulders, and sent him up the mountain to escape.”

His big hands covered with vomit covered the ground, and he crawled on all fours like a puppy before the two grass bandits, with teary eyes: "Hero! Help! Help! If I go back!" Covering his chest, he was ashamed and indignant: " Chastity is hard to guarantee, and I will definitely be tossed to death by that treacherous person! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.”

Seeing Chai Ziran approaching, the two grass bandits couldn't help stepping back a few steps together to prevent the disgusting vomit on his body from being smoked.Hearing his tragic experience, both of them felt compassion, took him to a small river, let him wash his body, and thoughtfully gave him a set of clean coarse clothes.

Even though Chai Ziran had thousands of doubts in his heart.Although the two grass bandits were holding sticks and knives, they were ordinary country men, and they were a little thin, not like vicious grass bandits.

After a while, the two grass bandits came to urge: "Have you finished washing?"

Chai Ziran soaked in the stream for a while, changed into clean rough clothes, hid the Ruyi white jade lock around his neck, and then walked out slowly, gratefully said: "Okay, okay, thank you two heroes for saving your life .” Saying this, he was about to kneel down and thank you.The two stretched out their hands to stop: "You are welcome, what is your name, from now on we will be brothers on the top of a mountain."

Chai Ziran excitedly cupped his hands in thanks: "My name is Chai Ziran, and I am from Kyoto. Suyu County is the hometown of the late Aunt, and it is also my hometown."

A slightly older grass bandit said: "I'm Ada, you can call me that, you can go anywhere on this hill, but don't go to other hills. Although they are also our brothers, the land is not ours. .”

Another slightly immature grass bandit smiled and said, "I'm A Cong."

Chai Ziran was overjoyed: "I didn't expect that I, Chai Ziran, could get rid of Mo Jiulang's wolf's paw so smoothly, thanks to my two good-looking brothers. If you don't dislike me, we can sworn brothers."

Ada looked unhappy and said: "There is no rush, we are all in the same village, and we are brothers if we don't sworn sworn vows. Come with us to see the village owner first."

There was some joy in Chai Ziran's eyes, but he said in a slightly dejected way: "That's fine."

A Da walked in front, A Cong and Chai Ziran followed.Chai Ziran quietly leaned into A Cong's ear and asked, "Brother Ada doesn't like me too much?"

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