Mensao is teasing me

Chai Ziran raised a finger and shook it again and again in front of Yuanhang's eyes: "It's not me, but Mo Jiujun."

When Yuan Hang thought of Mo Jiujun's head floating in Su Yujiang last night, he was so frightened that his hair stood on end. He knelt down and hugged the young master's thigh, crying, "Young master, help me! Help me!"

Chai Ziran was sitting next to the desk, and the old god picked up a collection of poems on the table, and when he spread it out, there were pictures of male and female erotic palaces. His face was flushed red, and he said: "This is what Mo Jiujun left at my place yesterday, so he just took it."

Yuanhang's neck stiffened, his mouth dried up, his head became dizzy, and he said with tears in his eyes, "Master, this, this, this..."

Chai Ziran told him leisurely: "Mo Jiujun has taken a fancy to you."

Yuanhang rolled and crawled to the bottom of the desk, weeping: "Heaven! The earth! My mother!" He raised his head and looked at the young master in a daze, and mournfully said: "Young master! Wuwuwuwuwu."

Chai Ziran patted his pitiful head: "Things haven't reached the worst point yet, he just has a little pity for you now, if you avoid him, he should, probably, maybe not I will use force on you."

Seeing the young master's calmness, Yuan Hang felt a little bit calmer, crawled out from under the desk, and asked, "My lord, why do you know that he likes me? And how do you know that he doesn't like you?"

"Three o'clock." Chai Ziran stretched out three fingers and patted his head: "First, I have known him since childhood, how could I not know when he was interested in me; His clothes, he actually ran away. If he fell in love with me, I would be your son-in-law who ran away last night; third, he called you over to take a shower in the middle of the night, and asked me if I touched you, you The answer is 'yes'. Suifeng came to serve me this morning." He leaned his head closer to Yuanhang, and said with a ruffian smile: "He is afraid that I will eat your tofu."

Yuanhang saw that the young master analyzed the matter clearly and logically, and there were erotic pictures of men and women to testify, proving that Mo Jiujun likes men.He was shaken all over, and bitterly grabbed the young master's sleeve, and bitterly squeezed out two tears: "Young master, I want to take a few days off." .”

Chai Ziran rubbed his head, feeling sympathetic, if Mo Jiujun was strong against Yuanhang, he would really be unable to keep him, so he could only sigh, "Go!"

Yuan Hang was overjoyed and rushed out the door.

Sui Feng had just placed the toiletries and came over with a pot of snacks. When he saw Yuan Hang, he called happily: "Yuan Hang, you go to the kitchen..."

A gust of wind blew past him, he stabilized the snack in his hand, watched Yuanhang tearfully leave in doubt, the warning of Mr. Jiujun sounded in his mind, and he rushed into the house with a face full of panic, seeing Chai Ziran side by side, side by side Watching men and women wrapped in poetry collections live in erotic palaces, I was so frightened that I knocked the snacks in my hand to the ground.

Suifeng snatched the erotic palace from Chai Ziran's hand, with regret on his face: "I've only been out for a short while, and you did it?"

Chai Ziran glanced at the soft golden whip on Suifeng's waist with a grim expression. If Mo Jiujun had explained anything, he would admit that he had let Yuanhang go, and Suifeng would not beat him to death.He slowly backed away from the desk, and after pulling some distance away from Suifeng, he ran out, crying and shouting: "Help! Suifeng is going to slap someone."

Suifeng: "..."

As the saying goes, there are three fires for a new official to take office, and Mo Jiujungui is the nephew of the current emperor and the son of the eldest princess, and he is a small county magistrate. It is a lie to say that he is unyielding.So it's common for him to burn a few more fires, but the ordinary people in Suyu County don't care about it. From noon, a large group of people beat drums outside the county government office to protest their grievances. So big that the hooligans repeatedly molested the beautiful women.Chai Ziran's head hurts a little just to poke the heads of the crowded crowd outside the county government office.

He cleared his throat, and asked Mo Jiujun, who was sitting on the court with a stern face, "Mr. County, when will you be promoted? The ordinary people outside have gathered together for two hours." If you still If you don't work, seeing how angry they are, they will definitely rush in later and smash this court.

Mo Jiujun kept his face straight for three hours, and glanced at Chai Ziran with rather resentful eyes.Chai Ziran stared blankly at Suifeng, who put his head down hurriedly.

Mo Jiujun said: "It doesn't matter if they rush in, Suiying will protect me." Suiying was standing beside Mo Jiujun, and even more moved to his side when he heard the words.

"..." Chai Ziran felt quite helpless, it seemed that Mo Jiujun did it on purpose because he hated him for letting Yuanhang go.Based on the noble quality of being able to bend and stretch, he looked at Suifeng desperately: "Didn't you say this morning that you would protect me forever? When those troublemakers rush in later, you have to protect me!"

Seeing Chai Ziran approaching him with the wind, Mo Jiujun's knife-like gaze became sharper, and he calmly retreated behind Mo Jiujun, cupped his hands and said: "Master Ziran, you should beg..." His eyes moved forward put.

With a righteous face, Mo Jiujun slowly moved out a long slender leg from under the table.

"..." Chai Ziran struggled for a moment.The closed door of the county government office was slammed from outside, and someone shouted outside: "Open the door, open the door, open the door, the magistrate is going to be promoted, my little fish died so badly, you have to make the decision for me!" Ah!" The man yelled and began to cry.

When Mo Jiujun was about to withdraw his legs, Chai Ziran rushed to hug him, crying with snot and tears streaming down his face: "Master, help me!" If so many people rushed in, he could only write Master Wen Ruo will definitely be drowned by their saliva.

Mo Jiujun rubbed his head, and smiled with his lips curled up: "Ascension hall."

Chai Ziran breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that.

When Mo Jiujun took office as a new official, not only did the county government have to be repaired, but the old government servants brought by the former county magistrate who used local materials were also dismissed.The people standing in the courtroom to maintain order today, the tall and solemn government servants, are soldiers selected from thousands of people, specially trained to protect the royal family.

Now let them wear yamen clothes, go outside the gate of the county yamen, and shout loudly: "Be quiet, be quiet, line up, come one by one, and those who have nothing to do with standing outside the county yamen are not allowed to enter."

Chai Ziran had a toothache for them for a while.

The gate of the solemn courtroom was opened, and the bright sunshine in the afternoon could shine in. The four characters of "Integrity and Justice" hanging on the plaque above the table in the hall happened to be shining brightly under the sunlight.

Mo Jiujun patted the gavel in a dignified manner, and shouted, "Quiet."

All the men, women and children in the hall stared dumbfounded at the serious and mighty new magistrate, seeing his brows and eyes straightened like knives, wearing a black Chinese dress with light feathers, with a wolf head bared on his chest exuding a murderous aura.A whole body of righteousness seems to be fearless of any danger, and it is full of majesty and nobility.Although Suyu County is not considered poor and remote, it is extremely rare to see nobles like Mo Jiujun.

A hunched old woman raised her wrinkled face and smiled with big rotten teeth: "Master of the county! Do you have a wife! My granddaughter Zhang Huahua is a beautiful girl, how about I introduce you to her!"

An old man next door with a bamboo basket on his back said: "Old woman Zhang, don't do harm to anyone. Your family Zhang Huahua is the number one brand in Huahualou. Isn't it a crime for you to introduce it to the county magistrate?" He grinned and said, "It's still my family. Huihao! A girl from a good family, virtuous and virtuous, does housework more diligently than a cow."

An uncle with a butcher's knife behind him said: "You bought the fish, didn't you cheat on our county magistrate? Your lady is virtuous and virtuous, but she is in her thirties and still can't get married. She looks so creepy! I don’t know many big characters. Our county magistrate is a scholar. Look at him, he will marry a beautiful and talented woman who can write poems in the future. My daughter Zhu Zhu can not only write poems, she is also very beautiful .”

Chai Ziran sat under Mo Jiujun, and nodded with a smile: "Not bad, not bad, Zhu Zhu is beautiful, very beautiful." Looking at the old woman again, his eyes bent into crescent moons: "Hua Hua is also beautiful, very enchanting, especially that figure , enchanting and charming." His eyes turned to look at the uncle carrying the bamboo basket: "Although Ah Hui was born unattractive, she is simple, hard-working, and the food she cooks is delicious. There is also the silver hairpin girl from the blacksmith shop, who is drunk Xu Meiren from Hualin, Yingying from Taotaozhai, those beauties have nothing to say..."

Mo Jiujun said coldly: "Master Ziran is clear!"

The uncle with the butcher's knife waved the pork knife in his hand, glanced at Chai Ziran and said with disdain: "Of course he knows, and he has been pestering my Zhu Zhu all day long." He stared at Chai Ziran viciously: "Go away, My Zhu Zhu doesn't want someone like you."

The uncle with the bamboo basket on his back said: "He doesn't want the pork seller, but my Ahui wants it. She is already thirty and can't get married yet."

The old woman stretched her neck eagerly and asked Chai Ziran: "Master Ziran, have you retired from the marriage that your family made for you? Ask her to give you a discount. It's a penny cheaper for you..."

With a loud "bang", the new table in the courtroom that was replaced yesterday suddenly fell apart.

Seeing Mo Jiujun's handsome face blackened with ink, all the common people backed up a few steps in fright.

Mo Jiujun's clenched iron fists were slowly lowered to his knees, and he kicked hard with his big feet, causing several cracks in the already shattered new table case.

The old woman was the first to come back to her senses, grabbing the old man with the bamboo basket on her back and saying: "Fish seller, how many fishes my little flower has eaten from you! I will pay for it."

The uncle carrying the bamboo basket secretly stared at Mo Jiujun, trembling all over: "It's easy to talk, let's talk as we walk."

"Okay, okay." The old woman tugged at his sleeve, and the two of them pushed aside the crowds of onlookers and ran away.

The uncle with the butcher's knife looked at the torn apart new table case, glanced at his short legs, swallowed, and said, "It's all right, it doesn't matter if the county magistrate doesn't like my Zhu Zhu, it doesn't matter at all. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay..."