Mensao is teasing me

There was a loud 'snap' at the intersection of the two right hands in the air.

Mo Jiujun said: "Two high-fives, this life is destined."

As soon as he finished speaking, the two clapped their hands calmly again.

Mo Jiujun's indifferent eyes showed a softness, and he hooked his lips and said with a smile: "Three claps, we will be related in the next life."

The two exchanged palms for the third time in the air, both of them breathed a sigh of relief, as if they both had a big worry.Feng Xiaoxiao glared at Chai Ziran: "From now on, you are not allowed to say that I like you."

Chai Ziran smiled and said: "Yes, yes, actually I like you, but I know you don't like me, so for your happiness, I have no choice but to leave." Putting away the indecency on his face, he cupped his hands and blessed: "Xiao Xiao, you are a good girl, you will definitely find a good home that truly loves you, don't waste your time on my mud, I really don't deserve you."

This is really confusing, especially when Feng Xiaoxiao heard that she admired Chai Ziran very much, but Chai Ziran didn't like her, so he politely refused.The marriage was over, and the anger in Feng Xiaoxiao's heart also disappeared, and he glared at him: "You are shameless." The little girl was thick-skinned, and she wanted to run away with her teary-eyed father.

Marquis Changping poked half of his head out from behind Mo Jiujun, the more he looked at Chai Ziran, the more reluctant he was to give up, but there is one thing in life that can't be obtained no matter how hard he tries, so he sighed and gave up.Just feeling unwilling, he glanced at Mo Jiujun dejectedly: "I know that a twisted melon is not sweet, but I also know that the cornbread you forcibly took is not yours."

Mo Jiujun was in a very good mood, his eyes glowed strangely: "Even if it may not belong to me, it must not belong to your family."

"You you you you you..." Marquis Changping didn't say the word "you" for a while, and it was the first time he flung his sleeves away from Mo Jiujun at such an old age.

Chai Ziran knew Changpinghou's expectations of him, although he didn't know where his expectations came from, but if he failed, he failed.Xiao ran to stop Marquis Changping, bowed three times on his knees, and looked up with a serious face: "Nephew, thank you uncle for taking care of me for many years, but I have nothing to do with Princess Qinglan, and I have failed my uncle's expectations, nephew I am very sorry. My nephew has nothing to say, but I just want to tell my uncle that your good son-in-law who "does not crow when there is a dragon, but rises to the sky when there is an eagle; does not crow when there is an eagle", is not a nephew. Nephew It's just Shiba Inu, a dou who can't support the wall, and a small person who does nothing."

Marquis Changping sighed softly, patted him on the shoulder and helped him up: "I will never misjudge people." The expression on his face was still full of pity and regret, but it is a pity that the majestic dragon, eagle and His family has nothing to do with it!

Chai Ziran watched Changping Hou's emaciated body walking slowly with Feng Xiaoxiao's support, and he murmured to himself: "What a pity! What a pity! Such a good son-in-law! A dragon doesn't sing, but a song soars to the sky ; There are eagles that don't spin, but bend down to the ground with one spin!"

Feng Xiaoxiao seemed to have heard what he said, raised her eyes in dissatisfaction and said something, but Chai Ziran couldn't hear them.

A gust of warm spring breeze gently blows Chai Ziran's black hair, and a big matter that is pressing on his heart is over. He looks sideways at Mo Jiujun who is tidying up the vines that Feng Xiaoxiao has just savagely spoiled, and said with a smile: "I don't Did I just bite you? How dare you target me like this? And deliberately lure the little father and daughter to break the engagement?" Smiling, she lay back on her seat, resting her arms on her pillow, and raised her legs: "Did you see me like this? You look happy, but you're not happy in your heart, what the hell are you thinking of trying to trick me with?"

Mo Jiujun smiled and said, "That's right."

Chai Ziran jumped up suddenly, stared at Mo Jiujun's handsome face with a bright smile in disbelief, and said angrily, "Mo Jiujun, that's too much. I bit you, but haven't you bitten back already? Can you do it?" ?”

Mo Jiujun seemed to be in a good mood today, the corners of his mouth curled up, and the old thing was brought up again: "99."

The corner of Chai Ziran's mouth twitched, wishing he could just fall to the ground and wake up, he resigned himself to his fate and asked, "How are you doing?"

"I am the new county magistrate of Suyu County, and I still lack a close-knit teacher who is eloquent, flexible, hard-working, impartial, and considerate."

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Suyu County is not too far from the capital. It only takes eight hills to go back and forth, and another seventy or eighty miles on a donkey.Aunt Chai Ziran is from Suyu County, and she often took him to live in the countryside for a month or two when she was alive, and he took Suyu County as his hometown when he came and went.Surrounded by seven or eight mountains, although it is not far from the capital, the transportation is inconvenient anyway.But among the counties near Kyoto, Suyu County is the most backward and the most simple.

All the county magistrates in Suyu County have been working for a lifetime as soon as they take office, and very few of them can climb out.In other words, if a bureaucrat can make some connections, he will never get mixed up in Suyu County.

The arrival of Mo Jiujun broke the bureaucratic system of Suyu County that had remained unchanged for a lifetime. The former county magistrate who had survived for 20 years thanked Mo Jiujun, the new county magistrate, in a thousand ways, and his old white beard fluttered gently. Get up: "Thank you, Mr. Jiujun, thank you, Mr. Jiujun, thank you, Mr. Jiujun, thank you, Mr. Jiujun..."

When he was about to say "Thank you, Mr. Jiujun" for the fifth time as always, Chai Ziran finally couldn't help interrupting him: "Can you say thank you in another sentence? Mr. Jiujun will get bored if you keep saying this." Looking sideways Mo Jiujun frowned and said, "Isn't it?"

After all, he was his personal master, Chai Ziran didn't expect that Mo Jiujun wouldn't give him any face, so he said directly: "No."

Chai Ziran's face froze. The former county magistrate, Mo Jiujun, liked to hear this sentence, and thanked him desperately. This sentence came and went.When Chai Ziran's ears were about to callus, the former county magistrate finally breathed out the last sentence: "Many, thank you, Jiu, Jungong..." Before he could finish his words, he was so tired that he was out of breath.

Seeing his radiant white beard trembling, Chai Ziran couldn't bear to pour him a glass of water: "Say, you continue..."

The former county magistrate had a weird expression on his face. He didn't know whether Chai Ziran wanted to hear his thanks or didn't want to hear it.Mo Jiujun issued an order to chase away the guests: "Please go back!"

The former county magistrate, Ru or Da Amnesty, although his throat was not very clear, his legs and feet ran quite fast, and he disappeared after a while.

Chai Ziran curled his lips: "I'm asking for trouble." Just as he was about to reach out to drink the water he just poured, when his hand was empty, the liquid in the cup had already flowed down Mo Jiujun's throat, and he drank it all at once.Putting down the cup in a good manner, said: "Close to the body."

Chai Ziran poured him another glass of water with a displeased face, and took it again after seeing him calmly.I couldn't help muttering in my heart: "This guy will torture himself when he gets the chance, because he is his 'personal master', he has no bottom line. Sooner or later, I will be tossed to the ground by him."

Mo Jiujun put down the empty cup, wiped the overflowing transparent liquid from the corner of his mouth with a handkerchief, and said, "Sure enough, it's better to have servants to serve you."

Chai Ziran's face turned dark, and in the great spirit of people who have to bow their heads under the eaves, he poured him another glass of water and brought it to his mouth: "Drink it! Mr. Jiujun." Lamb.

Mo Jiujun's expression remained unchanged, as expected, he obeyed his words, it is good to have servants to serve him.No matter how many glasses of water Chai Ziran poured him, he could drink it all without leaving a drop.

After pouring him eight glasses of water, Chai Ziran finally gave up on pouring him water, looked around his own small yard, and asked him: "The county magistrate's office of Mr. Jiujun is under renovation now, where are you tonight?" rest?"

"In your room."

Chai Ziran's face darkened, and he hid his clenched fists not to beat him, and asked, "Why did you suddenly come here to be the county magistrate?"

"For you."

Chai Ziran took a deep breath, not wanting to argue with serious nonsense, and continued to ask, "What will happen to Lou Yuze when you're gone?"

Mo Jiujun's expression changed, and under Chai Ziran's expectant gaze, he replied, "Just do it like this!"

Chai Ziran: "..."

Nights in spring are full of fun in the past days, such as a few small fireflies outside the window twinkling and flying like a house, caught and made into lanterns; or a few chirping crickets outside the house, very lively, a They bark harder than the other ones. If you catch them with a small net and put them in a cage, let them fight, it can also be used as a pastime.

But those are the tastes of the past, which are slightly different today.Chai Ziran lay on his bed, tilted his head and glanced at Mo Jiujun No. 20, and finally couldn't help asking him: "Master Jiujun, you really made this place flourish by coming to my house, but this Hui has had enough, please make a concession, old man, and go to the next room to lie down and rest."

Sitting on the desk, Mo Jiujun raised his eyebrows: "The scenery here is very good!"

After a moment of silence, Chai Ziran finally couldn't help turning over from his own bed, walked up to him barefoot, looked down at him with his arms around his chest, "Are you going or not?"

"The answer is in the book."

Chai Ziran glanced at the book in his hand. It's not that he hasn't read it, but he didn't expect Mo Jiujun to have such a hobby. What he read was pornographic pictures of men and women. Originally, he could have discussed it with him, but His sweetheart is Lou Yuze, and it's hard to say whether that fairy-like character can be hooked up by Mo Jiujun, so he touched his nose and said angrily, "If you don't go, I will go."

After speaking, he stepped out of the gate and closed the gate for Mo Jiujun intimately.A few wisps of breeze blew up some strands of his hair, Chai Ziran yawned and didn't have any intention of catching crickets and fireflies, so he walked around to the big grape trellis at the back of the house.

The grape trellis was as big as his house, and he lay on the ground looking at the sparsely sprouting new green leaves, feeling a bit disappointed.When the grapes were ripe, he didn't eat any of them, and distributed them all to the neighbor's children, not because he was generous, but because the grapes were too sour.