Mensao is teasing me

"Lou Yuze was molested."

One stone stirred up thousands of waves, and the chests of the diners in the Misty Rain Food Inn seemed to be smashed by something, and they all turned their eyes to the person who exclaimed, only to see the jade-faced scholar-like man with his mouth open as if he could swallow a huge duck egg , staring blankly at the person in front of him.All the diners hurriedly looked at the person sitting in front of him, that person was also dressed as a scholar, with blue clothes and sleeves, and scrolls of auspicious clouds embroidered on the sleeves, but unfortunately he was born with squirrel eyebrows, no matter how wretched he looked, he looked like a scholar The "disgraceful" in.

Seeing him staring at him, the wretched scholar said with a smile, "There is nothing unusual about the green hill outside the mountain and the building outside the building."

The jade-faced scholar had not had time to calm down in the future, so he asked his food friends, and one of the people at the outside table couldn't help but said, "Don't just talk nonsense, Lou Yuze is the number one talented man in the capital, the most beautiful man in the capital, and the number one god in the capital. Who would dare?" If someone looked at that fairy-like figure with dirty eyes, it would be a blasphemy to him.

All the diners in the dining hall echoed: "Yes! Yes! Yes! Impossible! Impossible!"

Lou Yuze became famous when he was young. He was dressed in spotless white clothes like white clouds that could not be reached in the sky. He was elegant and handsome, and his body was like a jade bamboo. Can not party things.He is even more omnipotent in both literary and martial arts, and can be called a myth. Whoever dares to blaspheme him is a challenge to the figures of God's Domain, who dares to challenge God, without exception, will become the public enemy of everyone in Kyoto.

The wretched scholar didn't look like a scholar in a scholar's shirt. He sat lazily on a chair, with one leg bent in front of him, a naughty smile hanging from the corner of his mouth, raised his eyebrows after a long while, and said, "Just now I passed by Qinghua Gate When I saw you, I saw Mr. Ziran."

The jade-faced scholar was deeply displeased, and frowned: "What do you think that prodigal bastard is doing?" He said with great interest: "We are talking about Mr. Yuze."

All the diners in the dining hall nodded.

Chai Ziran was jokingly called Shiba Inu by the nobles in Kyoto. He was the legitimate son of the founding general who helped the current emperor to conquer the country. When his parents were alive, he was a baby bump that everyone envied. Every time I see him, I smile so hard that I can't see my teeth.It's a pity that the good times didn't last long. When Chai Ziran was ten years old, both his parents died. Today, the emperor took pity on him as an ignorant child whose parents both died, and called him to the Jinluan Hall to support him, lest the concubine mother and concubine brother at home would bully him. superior.

It is said that the Son of Heaven was sitting on a high dragon chair, and the majestic dragon eyes lightly chirped over his head. He immediately peed his pants, and the wet liquid flowed onto the magnificent tiles.This is not a big deal, it is very rare for a child of an official family to see Shengyan, the first time they meet, they will be frightened by the emperor's dragon power, he is not the first, and of course he cannot be the last.

The problem that happened back then was that Chai Ziran was too scared. After peeing his pants with fear, he tremblingly revealed that he would have the name of a child prodigy.

When he was eight years old, at the Mid-Autumn Festival banquet, he became famous with a book. He wrote a poem called "Brewing Wine". It is really hateful and irritating that he hired a nurse to write it.When the Holy Majesty thought that his dead parents were actually deceived by a young child, and entrusted him to take good care of the child for the sake of the founding general before he died, he was so angry that he ordered on the spot that he be exempted from the so-called "prodigy" title, and ordered He will never be allowed to be an official in the court, so as not to obstruct his eyes.

But the grace of the emperor is still great. The Holy One and the founding general are brothers and sisters. He couldn't bear the children of sworn brothers to be displaced, so he bestowed the title of marquis on Chai Ziran's concubine.

It took another eight years for this matter to happen, and time has proved that everyone in Kyoto knows about it, and the current emperor is wise.That Chai Ziran is just a dou who can't support the bad wall.

The wretched scholar grinned, thought for a while about Chai Ziran's behavior just now, and laughed out of breath: "Qinghuamen not only has Mr. Ziran, but also Mr. Yuze."

All the diners held their breath, thinking about it, according to Shiba Inu's mad dog behavior, if he met the gentle and jade-like Mr. Yuze, it was really possible to do something.

big bad thing.

The wretched scholar was still chatting and laughing happily, the jade-faced scholar sitting opposite him couldn't help but rolled up his sleeves, lifted up the skirt of the wretched scholar, and shouted anxiously: "Say it quickly!"

The hearts of all the diners were beating along with their voices, and they couldn't help staring at their table eagerly, shouting: "Speak quickly!"

Half an hour ago, the outside of Qinghua Gate was crowded with peddlers and walkers. You pushed each other, crowded into a pile, vying to enter the city early.

"Get out of the way, get out of the way." A sharp shout quieted the frolicking of people coming and going, only to see a young man wearing a passionate red gown, with a wishful white jade lock around his neck, which made his complexion pale and rosy, and his black eyes Like the breeze in March, with his hands behind his back, his expression is wanton and lazy.

Behind him, the little book boy opened the way and yelled: "Go quickly, my son is the younger brother of Xin Wuhou, who blocked our way, be careful, I will tell our master Hou."

On the land under the emperor's feet, there were more dignitaries than dogs, and the ordinary people did not dare to stop them immediately, pushing and squeezing to make way for this brother of a certain dignitary.

Those who live in the capital, even the ordinary people, have to be able to see and hear. They are a bit more sensible than the ordinary people in the ordinary areas, and their memory is even better. Many ordinary people recognize the majestic "Shiba Inu" and feel unhappy, but they still let it go. On the way, it is really rare for a legitimate son of a founding general to get so mixed up that he asks his brother-in-law to support him.

A man dressed as a scholar poohed disdainfully, and said in a low voice: "What the hell, you bastard, you're blind to this good skin for nothing."

Chai Ziran, who was walking slowly, suddenly opened his eyes wide, and stood next to the scholar. The scholar's squirrel-browed eyes really couldn't catch his eyes, so he moved his eyes to a young man beside him.

That young master was born of a magnolia tree, dressed in white clothes as if he could become a fairy at any time, seeing that he was a "Shiba Inu" that everyone despises, he didn't have the slightest disdain, nodded his head slightly, and said: "Mr. Ziran is good."

Chai Ziran's eyes were shining brightly, he stopped, and said to the man: "Hello, Miss Lou." He then turned his head to look at the scholar with squirrel eyebrows: "Hi, brother rogue."

"Pfft." The little book boy behind Chai Ziran couldn't help covering his mouth and laughing.The little commoners who rushed into the city unanimously stepped back five or six steps, making the three people who looked very strange smile at each other.

The gloomy smile of the rogue scholar was made even more gloomy by Chai Ziran's words "rogue and wretched brother".Chai Ziran patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "We are all friends, why put on such a terrible smile! Look at the little people around you are frightened by you, what should I do if I go back tonight and have a nightmare? You are responsible ?"

The rogue scholar brushed his hand away vigorously, and was about to refute, when Chai Ziran said lightly, "I heard that Brother Rong Ling failed the imperial examination again this year, what a pity! I only took the exam three years ago, why is it like this again? Obviously He is a person with outstanding literary talents, but he has a face like a dog screaming like a dog, someone must have cheated boldly in the examination room, Brother Rong Ling was the first to be suspected and kicked out by the examiner."

The imperial examination system in Kyoto is extremely strict. Those found to be cheating for personal gain will be expelled from the examination room and cannot take another examination for three years.

Rong Ling's face was livid. He didn't take the imperial examination this year, but what Chai Ziran said happened three years ago.In the exam, someone cheated for personal gain, but the examiner couldn't catch the shameless person. Seeing his suspicious appearance, he made him a scapegoat.Therefore, in his life, he hated others to mention this matter and talk about it with his face.

The Shiba Inu occupies both, and it is not a villain who does not take revenge.

Seeing Rong Ling's already villainous face with a strange expression on it, Chai Ziran knew that this person surnamed Rong might be completely pissed off him, but the annoyance is nothing, there is no one in the capital who doesn't piss him off.Chai Ziran looked at Lou Yuze's handsome face with a murderous face, the whiteness of his body almost blinded his dog's eyes, and said: "Beauties have a wide range of friends, from princes and ministers to rogues. He is the number one talent in making friends in Kyoto."

"Young Master Ziran was joking, but Brother Rong Ling gave me such a face." Lou Yuze's expression remained unchanged, the smile on his mouth seemed to be sewn on Ruyu's cheek by thread.

After hearing Lou Yuze's words with a dark complexion, Rong Ling calmed down a bit, stared at him, and said sarcastically: "Shiba Inu, you have time to run around, whoring and having fun, you should read more books. !"

"I saw the four big words "without ink" in the eyes of the rogue and wretched brother. Although I am not a man of culture and martial arts, I will still look at such eyes." Chai Ziran stared at Rong Ling sincerely. : "I wonder if Chai is right?"

Rong Ling raised his head, with an air of arrogance that can be taught by a child.

Chai Ziran said again: "When I saw Mr. Yuze, I wanted to study hard; but when I saw Mr. Rong Ling, I didn't want to study hard anymore." The book boy beside him asked Yuanhang tactfully, "Master, why?"

Chai Ziran replied: "Brother Rong Ling is so talented, but he just got the title of 'shameless cheating'. If I study hard, it is hard to guarantee that one day I will be...discriminated against by others like him."

"Pfft, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha." Shutong Yuanhang laughed in conjunction with Chai Ziran.

Rong Ling's face was ashen, and he had already rolled up his sleeves, and was about to pounce on him and fight him to the death.Lou Yuze raised his hand to stop him lightly, and said with a smile, "Master Ziran is a lover, so why should Brother Rong Ling care?"

Lou Yuze's smile was like a spring breeze and bright moon, and the haze in Rong Ling's heart was completely dissipated.

Chai Ziran cupped his hands: "The number one son of the capital, he really lives up to his reputation!" Putting his hands behind his back, he leaned forward slightly, blinked his left eye at Lou Yuze, and put his right hand on Lou Yuze's shoulder familiarly: "That's right. The smile is not very good, it is a bit stiff."

Rong Ling flicked up his sleeves again, Lou Yuze stopped him, smiled and thought for a moment, his eyes were sincere and sincere: "Thank you, Mr. Ziran."

Chai Ziran stopped the book boy's shoulder, and said as he walked, "As expected of the number one prince in the capital, the lack of a smile can be made up for by the sincerity of his eyes, really..." Turning around, he smiled brightly: "Hahaha, good show!"

The author has something to say:

I don't know if any babies have seen it!In the dead of night, I suddenly opened a hole!

Good night! ! !