After Marrying the Evil God

In the end, Qi Ye mercilessly patted the evil dragon back to the ground.

As for it yelling that he killed it, it was pure nonsense, Qi Ye didn't take it to heart at all.

Whoever believes is a fool.The era of life is different. Could it be that he crossed time and space to slay dragons?That has to be something that can only be done in the realm of the Lord God.No matter how arrogant Qi Ye was, he knew that he was still far away from the main god realm.

That takes a long time to accumulate.

Take the prehistoric mythology as an example, it is a world that does not regard time as time.One yuan is divided into twelve clubs, each club is 12 years old, one yuan club is 600 years, 5 yuan is a Hunyuan amount of robbery, one amount of robbery is 65 billion years, and a Hunyuan infinite amount of robbery is about 300 billion billion years.

For 300 billion years, there is no extra [-] million, just that many numbers.

Those were just the prehistoric years.In the Great Thousand World, there are many worlds that have existed longer than prehistoric times. The age of their accompanying gods is no longer measurable by human numerical units.

But among so many gods, only one main god was born.

The main god was originally just a powerful realm after breaking the rules of the world, and it did not specifically refer to a certain god.But for countless years, there has been only one who has broken through the realm of the main gods and guarded the realm of the gods, established the Space-Time Management Bureau, guarded the operation of the world, and developed a mythical app to allow the gods to communicate across dimensions—before the gods created this artifact of chatting, The gods of all walks of life are in charge of their own affairs, and they cannot communicate with the gods outside.

With such a measure of reform and opening up, the gods also acquiesced that that one is the Lord of Gods, a veritable "Lord God".

The exact age of the main god is untestable, but it is conservatively estimated trillions, billions, billions... billions of years.

What cannot be tested is how many billion there are in the middle.

How old is Cthulhu this year?

Ten thousand years.

...I can tell with my toes how far away he is from the main god realm.Compared with the real ancient god, he is not even a child, but a baby at all, the kind that is still in the incubator.

Otherwise, Pascal would not be able to kill them instantly, and Li Jin would still crush them.

The 999 world is too young, too young to be qualified to give birth to the main god.

Besides, even if he cultivated to become the main god in the future, Qi Ye didn't think he would be so bored that he would go back in time to the ancient times to kill an evil dragon and goug its eyes.

How boring it is to do such a thing.

It must be that the dragon's remnant soul has lived for too long, and its memory is confused.

As for the Dragon Ball ring, it was thrown into the God Realm by Qi Ye a long time ago, staying with countless treasures, and left behind by him.

He forgot Qi Baicha, and naturally he also forgot their token of love.

All the care and protection for Qi Baicha now is not a memory recovery.

It's just that no matter how many times you start over, love can be regenerated.

Qi Baicha could clearly feel that Qi Ye's attitude towards him was improving day by day.The specific performance is that he can stay and talk with him for a while afterwards, instead of walking away like before.

This made Qi Baicha a little more relaxed.He wanted to rekindle his relationship with Qi Ye and make Qi Ye fall in love with him again.But it turned out that Qi Ye disappeared after getting out of bed, and he didn't even have a chance to get along with each other, so he could only let his heart go.

Now that they can still stay together and say a few words, it can be regarded as progress.

Qi Ye, who lost his memory, was a deadly tsundere. He had softened his actions, but he was still stubborn in his words.Qi Baicha will try to ask him some small requests that are not too much after being gentle, and Qi Ye will satisfy them one by one when he is in a good mood, but he always has a few words of sarcasm.

At first, Qi Baicha had a headache.He was locked on the bed like this all day long, other things were fine, but it was a bit embarrassing—Qi Ye didn't give him clothes, and he didn't give him a thin quilt to cover his body.

He mentioned a few words euphemistically, and Qi Ye said: "Anyway, you have to take off when I come, and no one will look at me if I don't come, and you are not afraid of the cold, so what's the use of clothes?"

Qi Baicha was almost persuaded.

Fortunately, he woke up in time, and immediately said: "Don't you know what shame is?"

Qi Ye was puzzled: "What is it?"

Qi Baicha: "..."

I almost forgot that gods have no sense of shame.

The gods of nature were born with their own clothes when they took shape, which was the law's preference for them, and other gods did not have such luck.In ancient times, when the gods of all things were born, many goddesses showed their breasts and wore grass skirts, and they could walk on the earth without any shyness.The male gods simply don't even use grass skirts and animal skins, and regard the majestic things under their crotches as capital to show off proudly.If there is a pair who see each other right, good things can be done in broad daylight, regardless of whether there are other gods.If other gods saw it, they might smile and pull the gods to watch: "Look at the couple in the grass, they are very enthusiastic. I will find another one tomorrow, and it will be bigger than him."

The openness of ancient times can be imagined.

Snow God also came from that era.He hadn't tried it, but he was used to it.As the most gentle and reserved god in the world, he would politely refuse to watch those scenes, but he didn't think it was strange in his heart.

It was after entering the human world that mortals established that set of etiquette, paying attention to decent clothing and dignity.Qibaicha does as the Romans do when he enters the country, gradually assimilating.

So much so that I have forgotten that shame is something that humans have, gods don't have it, and evil gods don't even have it.

Unable to explain, Qi Baicha didn't explain at all, and when his divine power recovered a little, the first thing he did was to transform himself into a set of clothes.

Then the next time he was torn apart by Qi Ye.

Qi Baicha is also annoyed after tearing too much: "Can you stop tearing, will you die if you take it off properly?"

Qi Ye retorted mercilessly: "Can you stop changing clothes, I get tired every time I tear them up, how about solving it from the source?"

Qi Baicha: "...Get lost!"

Fortunately, as time went by, Qi Ye's attitude towards him changed a little bit, at least he was obedient and stopped tearing his clothes.

Qi Baicha noticed this immediately, and then began to push forward, making small requests every time, slowly testing Qi Ye's bottom line of tolerance and indulgence towards him.

He wanted to know what was going on outside, but Qi Ye didn't allow him to get out of bed, as if he was determined to keep him as his private property until the end of time, and even Qi Baicha's request for his mobile phone to pass the time was not allowed. Are you familiar? You are just a pet I keep, and pets are not qualified to make requests."

All right, take your time, boil the frog in warm water, and let him cook sooner or later.

Qi Baicha no longer thinks about the outside world, and can be a pet with peace of mind, brush up the favorability of God, and talk about things after the brush is full.

And the real reason why Qi Ye refused to give Qi Baicha the phone was that the Lord Cthulhu who lost his memory didn't know what a phone was, so he could only forcefully refuse because he didn't want to expose his ignorance.

After leaving the temple, the evil god lord immediately went down to the earth to find out what a mobile phone is, poked secretly to supplement the knowledge, and finally learned that it was a small cube invented by human beings. It is usually black, and it will light up when it is turned on.

Qi Baicha's mobile phone was left in the room in city b.

Qi Ye searched for a long time, brought back Qi Baicha's mobile phone, returned to the temple, and pretended to throw the mobile phone into Qi Baicha's arms casually: "Do ordinary people use this thing for lighting? It's too pitiful. The night pearl in my temple is still there. Isn't it bright enough? Why do you need this thing?"

As he said this, he secretly glanced at the boy on the bed from the corner of his eyes.It must be very happy to get the dream thing, he is so kind to love a pet so much, the boy must be very grateful at this moment.Lord Cthulhu thought secretly.

The corner of Qi Baicha's mouth twitched, the gentleman who regards everything that emits light as lighting equipment is so mentally handicapped that he loves it.

While bluntly refusing, he went to find him a mobile phone... Mr. is very good.

Qi Baicha hooked his lips, lowered his head and was about to use the password to unlock it, when he frowned again.

Phone is still black screen.

out of battery.

He's not Thor, and he can't get his phone to charge automatically, and there's no Wi-Fi, no internet.

"Could you find a power bank, charger and data cable for me again? Remember to have electricity in the power bank." Qi Baicha raised his head and asked gently, "Also, I'm not strong enough now, can you help me connect for a day by the way?" net?"

The unfamiliar terms one after another made Qi Ye dizzy.

What is this all about?

"Do you think of me as a treasure hunting mouse?" Qi Ye said with a serious face, "I warn you not to be proud of favors."

It's just a pet, and there are quite a lot of requirements.

Qi Baicha said without any psychological burden: "I want Master to spoil me more."

Qi Ye: "..."

[-] million crit hits.

"Wait, wait." Qi Ye couldn't speak immediately, and left in a hurry after leaving the next sentence. When he went out, he tripped over the threshold.

Qi Baicha held the phone and laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe.

He found that the current life is not so boring. Molested Mr. Amnesia, this opportunity is rare.

What blackening is obviously returning a blank sheet of paper.

I don't know how much knowledge Qi Ye went to the earth to make up for, but when he came back, he had done everything that Qi Baicha told him.

"Take it." Qi Ye, who threw a bunch of things on the bed, had a stinky face.

Qi Baicha charged his phone, and as soon as the screen lit up, he immediately went to check the latest news.

Calm and calm.

There was no news of the doomsday at all, people completely forgot about it, and neither Qi Ye nor Li Jin caused any disaster.

Peace in the world.

Can't help but say it's good news.

Seeing him addicted to his mobile phone, Qi Ye felt a little upset again.

I've been staring at that phone for so long, what's there to see?Is it prettier than him?

Qi Ye was unreasonable when he became jealous, and took the phone away from Qi Baicha's hand.

"Hey." Qi Baicha frowned, "You pay me back." He was looking at something.

He also frowned at him because of the broken phone.Qi Ye was even more dissatisfied.

Qi Ye stared at him blankly: "I found so many things for you, why didn't you show any sign?"

Qi Baicha froze for a moment, hesitated for a while, and leaned up to kiss his cheek.

"Is it enough?" The young man asked in a young voice, "Is it enough for me to kiss your mouth again? If it's not enough, I'll make it up with the flesh, and you can choose your position."

Qi Ye's eyes widened, he turned around abruptly, and tried his best to calm down: "...you, you have no shame!"

The moment Lord Xie Shen turned around, the corners of his mouth rose wildly, and when he realized it, he immediately pursed his lips, maintaining a serious smile.

Hell, why does it feel like his identity is reversed, he is more like a pet that wags its tail happily after being rewarded by the owner after picking up the ball that the owner wanted...

Qi Ye was quite clear about his position.

Qi Baicha looked at his back and raised his eyebrows.

A few days ago, I asked him what shame was, but now he said that he has no shame, sir, he learned so quickly.

"Don't want it?" Qi Baicha lazily withdrew his gaze, "That's fine."

Qi Ye turned around again, stared at him for a while, and then said awkwardly.

"want."