After Marrying the Evil God
Chapter 33 Bathhouse
"That's amazing, my brother, both of you can break the Guinness World Record." Jiang Yan admired.
"Guinness World Record?" Fu Mingye was puzzled.
what is that?
Forgive him for being just an evil god who has been parachuted into the world for three years and has been indifferent to other things.
"Look." Jiang Yan searched for him with a browser, "Guinness World Records for humans, 1 tandem jumps in 127 minute, you are all 168, it seems a little... a little... not normal." Queen Fox Respond with hindsight.
This is too abnormal! ! !
Human beings have limits. After reaching a certain level, skipping a little more, running for one second less, and diving one meter deeper are all as difficult as reaching the sky.
Jiang Yan was an animal before his transformation, and animals also have limits, so he can understand the difficulty of breaking the limit.
But God has almost no limits.
Qi Baicha and Fu Mingye set the record too high at once.
The director team, the staff present, and several other guests looked at each other in amazement.The game uses counting rope skipping, and it is under the watchful eyes of the public, so there is no possibility of counting mistakes.
Is this really an impromptu combination of the richest man and an amateur, rather than professional athletes from the national team coming to play?
Fu Mingye: "..." How could this be so.
It accidentally broke the limit of human beings.
There is no difference between 127 and 168 in the eyes of gods. Before he has a clear concept of human beings, it is difficult for him to control this tiny error.
What is negligible by God is a huge leap for man.
Fu Mingye still did not doubt Qi Baicha.He is the one who is in charge of swinging the rope. The speed of a god's hand is far greater than the reaction speed of a human.Chacha can swing two to three times in one jump, so it's not surprising that Chacha can complete so many swings.
Fu Mingye didn't notice that Qi Baicha was keeping up with his speed one to one because he was fully focused on controlling his prehistoric power when skipping rope.
Although Qi Baicha was also slightly puzzled, he didn't think deeply about Mr. Fu's ten-fold filter, and only thought that his husband was really good.
In the final analysis, in the concept of God, although 168 is a little stronger than the current human limit, it is not so powerful, and hard work can make up for this gap.
God really thought so.
There are many capable people and different people in the world, not all achievements can be recorded and included in the record.Mr. Fu's speed is not too exaggerated.
When a person suddenly encounters a woman in ancient costume on the street, the first reaction will be "she is filming" instead of "she came from ancient times". This is inertial thinking. The probability of the latter is too small. Would not believe it.
For Xueshen, "my husband is also a god" is such a small probability event that he never even thought about it.
Only beings who are also gods can hide from his eyes.But there are only two sleepless gods left in the world today, and the other is Wannian otaku, the ultimate lazy cancer, a senior misanthrope, a ruthless hypnotist—Your Majesty the Cthulhu—except for not closing the five senses, this one has nothing to do with Shen Mian. difference.
How could it be possible to appear in the world and just become his husband.
The people who witnessed the record-breaking moment were shocked for a moment, and they didn't even care much about Yu Yin's group jumping 0.
After recording two games in the morning, it will be over, and there will be another running game in the afternoon.Both three-legged and double rope skipping consumed a certain amount of physical strength. Only when the guests returned to their peak state after a break at noon could the fairness of the final game be guaranteed.
When returning from the show, Fu Mingye asked Qi Baicha, "Is it hot?"
Qi Baicha nodded.
Fu Mingye touched Qi Baicha's forehead: "Why aren't you sweating at all?"
Qi Baicha: "As I said earlier, the muscles and bones are icy, and they are cool and sweat-free."
Fu Mingye continued: "It's the same after skipping the rope. Seeing that your face is not red and you are not out of breath, when did you secretly exercise behind my back?"
Qi Baicha said: "I exercise every day at school, you just didn't see it."
"Really?" Fu Mingye deliberately teased him, "Then why are you panting so badly at home?"
"When will I—" Qi Baicha was about to say when he was exercising at home, but halfway through the conversation, he suddenly realized that Fu Mingye was swearing again.
"Fu Mingye, you..." Qi Baicha turned to look at him, his eyes widened slightly, and he was speechless for a moment.
He had no choice but to walk forward quickly, leaving Fu Mingye behind.
He doesn't want to see this dog man for the time being!
Fu Mingye stood where he was, laughed twice, and hurried after him.
After a two-hour lunch break, at two o'clock in the afternoon, the recording of the program continued, and the weight race officially began.
The runway is 100 meters in total. Fu Mingye made sufficient preparations this time, and checked the world record of the [-]-meter race with his mobile phone before the start of the race.
He could not break a second world record.
9.58 seconds... ok, as long as you don't run it under ten seconds it's fine.
Considering that he had to carry someone on his back, Fu Mingye decided to extend the time by another five seconds.
"Come up." Fu Mingye skillfully squatted down in front of Qi Baicha.
Qi Baicha lay down on his stomach and warned, "Don't fall on me."
"I'll cushion you if you fall." It's not the first time Fu Mingye said this.
"Not allowed." Qi Baicha said softly, "You are not allowed to fall either."
Fu Mingye just smiled: "Don't worry, leave it to me, I promise to give you the first place."
The other two groups are also getting ready at the starting line.
The selection of candidates for this weight race is not bad.Liu Kaisheng and Qin Yirou sang love songs together, and Cui Hao and Fang Yaer played couples together. When they are together, there is no need to worry about topics.
However, the picture of the handsome man carrying the beautiful woman on his back is so eye-catching, the eyes of everyone present, including the photographer's lens, unconsciously gave more preference to the young couple.
Fu Mingye stood in the sun with Qi Baicha on his back, and the two of them compared the two groups next to each other just by their looks.Qi Baicha reached out to brush Fu Mingye's wind-blown hair from his temples. Fu Mingye turned his head and smiled at him, feeling a sense of tranquility.
Fake couples who play tricks on every occasion, can't compare to real couples in black and white.
They don't need to deliberately speculate on CP, and the natural intimacy makes people see that they are a perfect match.
As soon as everyone had this idea, they were awakened by the referee's whistle, and quickly put this idea back.
Mr. Fu has a family, Mr. Qi heard that he is also married, what kind of CP is he.
As soon as the whistle sounded, Fu Mingye rushed out like an arrow off the string, as if carrying the air on his back, he easily opened a large distance from the other two groups.
live as a distinct control group.
Seeing this, Cui Hao and Liu Kaisheng hurriedly quickened their pace, intending to keep up.Even if you can't exceed it, you can't fall too far behind to look ugly.
...But Boss Fu is not a human being, and they can't catch up at all.
Seeing Fu Mingye cross the finish line, they finally gave up and focused on competing with the other group.
"Drink some water." As soon as Fu Mingye put Qi Baicha down, Qi Baicha asked the staff on the side for a bottle of iced mineral water and handed it to Fu Mingye.
Fu Mingye waved his hand: "No need."
"Aren't you hot from running so fast? You're sweating... Where are you sweating?" Qi Baicha suddenly noticed that there was no sweat on Fu Mingye's forehead.
He can also explain it with physical problems, what is the reason for Mr. Fu?
The weather is more than 30 degrees Celsius, the hot sun, sprinting 100 meters with people behind your back, not sweating?
Simply inhuman!
Fu Mingye paused, quickly adjusted his body mechanism, and instantly a pile of sweat soaked the shirt behind him.
"Nowhere, the sweat is all on the back." Fu Mingye turned his back, "The clothes are all wet, sticking to the back is sticky and uncomfortable."
He took a big sip of the ice mineral water by the way.
This time, Chacha shouldn't be suspicious...
Qi Baicha looked at it, and immediately said: "Go back later and take a bath, and change clothes by the way." Cleanliness also feels uncomfortable.
Fu Mingye nodded, and was about to respond when a female voice suddenly screamed on the runway.
"what!!!"
Qi Baicha turned his head to look.Fang Ya'er fell to the ground for some reason, and a large piece of skin was scratched on her calf.
The weather was hot, and Cui Hao had just come out of the air-conditioned room, and suddenly he seemed a little dizzy when running, and he couldn't keep his back steady.
The staff hurriedly surrounded him.
"Ya'er, I'm sorry." Cui Hao didn't expect this to happen, and hurriedly apologized, "Is your leg okay? Can you still stand up? I'll pull you..."
Fang Ya'er held her ankle in pain: "No, I can't get up, it seems to be sprained..."
The director also immediately interrupted the recording: "Hurry to the hospital!"
After a burst of fuss, Fang Ya'er was sent to the hospital, and the recording in the afternoon came to an end.As the culprit, Cui Hao should go to the hospital for a look, and he went with him.
Things happened suddenly, the remaining guests looked at each other and went back to rest.
Qi Baicha glanced at the ambulance going away, and said to Fu Mingye, "Let's go back too."
Go back to the dormitory and take a shower.
Unfortunately, the school has no water today.
To be precise, this area is without water.
Because it was the weekend, the students were not there, and the spare water stored in the school could not be used.Fu Mingye pressed the faucet, but not a drop of water came out.
"There's no water, so I can't wash." He hung up the towel and walked out of the bathroom.
Qi Baicha felt that the sky was falling: "That is really a nightmare."
"It's okay, we just went to take a bath together. There is a new bathhouse in Beicheng District." Fu Mingye said naturally.
Qi Baicha looked at him thoughtfully: "Why do I feel that you have premeditated." He even knows where a new bathhouse has opened.The dignified President Fu is all right, why do you care about this?
Fu Mingye remained calm: "Listen to what the company employees said."
Wasn't it because that night that Chacha said that after the hemorrhoids had recurred, she was no longer willing to take off all her clothes in front of him, and she didn't even allow him to enter the bathroom to take a bath.
If he doesn't look for another chance, how can he treat Chacha?
When the time comes to share a bath, I don't believe that Chacha can escape.
Fu Mingye made up his wishful thinking, thinking that he is really a genius.
Unexpectedly, however, Fu Mingye got into the water when he arrived at the place, and Qi Baicha stood beside him and said, "You wash it, I'll go shopping elsewhere."
Fu Mingye was startled: "...don't you wash it?"
Qi Baicha said: "I'm not sweating all over, so I'll wash it at night."
"Then I will also..."
"Don't make me dislike you."
"Chacha." Fu Mingye still tried to save him, "It's all here..." Let's wash together.
Qi Baicha said with a smile: "It's already here, it's okay for me to go shopping by the way?"
Fu Mingye lay down by the bathtub in frustration: "...Okay, go, go, have fun, and swipe my card."
……
Qi Baicha turned around and walked out of the bathhouse, the sunlight outside was dazzling, hitting half of his face, exquisite and unparalleled.
In rare free time, Mr. Fu is really clingier than a cat recently.
Should I go to the hospital next, or the S City Conservatory of Music?
"Guinness World Record?" Fu Mingye was puzzled.
what is that?
Forgive him for being just an evil god who has been parachuted into the world for three years and has been indifferent to other things.
"Look." Jiang Yan searched for him with a browser, "Guinness World Records for humans, 1 tandem jumps in 127 minute, you are all 168, it seems a little... a little... not normal." Queen Fox Respond with hindsight.
This is too abnormal! ! !
Human beings have limits. After reaching a certain level, skipping a little more, running for one second less, and diving one meter deeper are all as difficult as reaching the sky.
Jiang Yan was an animal before his transformation, and animals also have limits, so he can understand the difficulty of breaking the limit.
But God has almost no limits.
Qi Baicha and Fu Mingye set the record too high at once.
The director team, the staff present, and several other guests looked at each other in amazement.The game uses counting rope skipping, and it is under the watchful eyes of the public, so there is no possibility of counting mistakes.
Is this really an impromptu combination of the richest man and an amateur, rather than professional athletes from the national team coming to play?
Fu Mingye: "..." How could this be so.
It accidentally broke the limit of human beings.
There is no difference between 127 and 168 in the eyes of gods. Before he has a clear concept of human beings, it is difficult for him to control this tiny error.
What is negligible by God is a huge leap for man.
Fu Mingye still did not doubt Qi Baicha.He is the one who is in charge of swinging the rope. The speed of a god's hand is far greater than the reaction speed of a human.Chacha can swing two to three times in one jump, so it's not surprising that Chacha can complete so many swings.
Fu Mingye didn't notice that Qi Baicha was keeping up with his speed one to one because he was fully focused on controlling his prehistoric power when skipping rope.
Although Qi Baicha was also slightly puzzled, he didn't think deeply about Mr. Fu's ten-fold filter, and only thought that his husband was really good.
In the final analysis, in the concept of God, although 168 is a little stronger than the current human limit, it is not so powerful, and hard work can make up for this gap.
God really thought so.
There are many capable people and different people in the world, not all achievements can be recorded and included in the record.Mr. Fu's speed is not too exaggerated.
When a person suddenly encounters a woman in ancient costume on the street, the first reaction will be "she is filming" instead of "she came from ancient times". This is inertial thinking. The probability of the latter is too small. Would not believe it.
For Xueshen, "my husband is also a god" is such a small probability event that he never even thought about it.
Only beings who are also gods can hide from his eyes.But there are only two sleepless gods left in the world today, and the other is Wannian otaku, the ultimate lazy cancer, a senior misanthrope, a ruthless hypnotist—Your Majesty the Cthulhu—except for not closing the five senses, this one has nothing to do with Shen Mian. difference.
How could it be possible to appear in the world and just become his husband.
The people who witnessed the record-breaking moment were shocked for a moment, and they didn't even care much about Yu Yin's group jumping 0.
After recording two games in the morning, it will be over, and there will be another running game in the afternoon.Both three-legged and double rope skipping consumed a certain amount of physical strength. Only when the guests returned to their peak state after a break at noon could the fairness of the final game be guaranteed.
When returning from the show, Fu Mingye asked Qi Baicha, "Is it hot?"
Qi Baicha nodded.
Fu Mingye touched Qi Baicha's forehead: "Why aren't you sweating at all?"
Qi Baicha: "As I said earlier, the muscles and bones are icy, and they are cool and sweat-free."
Fu Mingye continued: "It's the same after skipping the rope. Seeing that your face is not red and you are not out of breath, when did you secretly exercise behind my back?"
Qi Baicha said: "I exercise every day at school, you just didn't see it."
"Really?" Fu Mingye deliberately teased him, "Then why are you panting so badly at home?"
"When will I—" Qi Baicha was about to say when he was exercising at home, but halfway through the conversation, he suddenly realized that Fu Mingye was swearing again.
"Fu Mingye, you..." Qi Baicha turned to look at him, his eyes widened slightly, and he was speechless for a moment.
He had no choice but to walk forward quickly, leaving Fu Mingye behind.
He doesn't want to see this dog man for the time being!
Fu Mingye stood where he was, laughed twice, and hurried after him.
After a two-hour lunch break, at two o'clock in the afternoon, the recording of the program continued, and the weight race officially began.
The runway is 100 meters in total. Fu Mingye made sufficient preparations this time, and checked the world record of the [-]-meter race with his mobile phone before the start of the race.
He could not break a second world record.
9.58 seconds... ok, as long as you don't run it under ten seconds it's fine.
Considering that he had to carry someone on his back, Fu Mingye decided to extend the time by another five seconds.
"Come up." Fu Mingye skillfully squatted down in front of Qi Baicha.
Qi Baicha lay down on his stomach and warned, "Don't fall on me."
"I'll cushion you if you fall." It's not the first time Fu Mingye said this.
"Not allowed." Qi Baicha said softly, "You are not allowed to fall either."
Fu Mingye just smiled: "Don't worry, leave it to me, I promise to give you the first place."
The other two groups are also getting ready at the starting line.
The selection of candidates for this weight race is not bad.Liu Kaisheng and Qin Yirou sang love songs together, and Cui Hao and Fang Yaer played couples together. When they are together, there is no need to worry about topics.
However, the picture of the handsome man carrying the beautiful woman on his back is so eye-catching, the eyes of everyone present, including the photographer's lens, unconsciously gave more preference to the young couple.
Fu Mingye stood in the sun with Qi Baicha on his back, and the two of them compared the two groups next to each other just by their looks.Qi Baicha reached out to brush Fu Mingye's wind-blown hair from his temples. Fu Mingye turned his head and smiled at him, feeling a sense of tranquility.
Fake couples who play tricks on every occasion, can't compare to real couples in black and white.
They don't need to deliberately speculate on CP, and the natural intimacy makes people see that they are a perfect match.
As soon as everyone had this idea, they were awakened by the referee's whistle, and quickly put this idea back.
Mr. Fu has a family, Mr. Qi heard that he is also married, what kind of CP is he.
As soon as the whistle sounded, Fu Mingye rushed out like an arrow off the string, as if carrying the air on his back, he easily opened a large distance from the other two groups.
live as a distinct control group.
Seeing this, Cui Hao and Liu Kaisheng hurriedly quickened their pace, intending to keep up.Even if you can't exceed it, you can't fall too far behind to look ugly.
...But Boss Fu is not a human being, and they can't catch up at all.
Seeing Fu Mingye cross the finish line, they finally gave up and focused on competing with the other group.
"Drink some water." As soon as Fu Mingye put Qi Baicha down, Qi Baicha asked the staff on the side for a bottle of iced mineral water and handed it to Fu Mingye.
Fu Mingye waved his hand: "No need."
"Aren't you hot from running so fast? You're sweating... Where are you sweating?" Qi Baicha suddenly noticed that there was no sweat on Fu Mingye's forehead.
He can also explain it with physical problems, what is the reason for Mr. Fu?
The weather is more than 30 degrees Celsius, the hot sun, sprinting 100 meters with people behind your back, not sweating?
Simply inhuman!
Fu Mingye paused, quickly adjusted his body mechanism, and instantly a pile of sweat soaked the shirt behind him.
"Nowhere, the sweat is all on the back." Fu Mingye turned his back, "The clothes are all wet, sticking to the back is sticky and uncomfortable."
He took a big sip of the ice mineral water by the way.
This time, Chacha shouldn't be suspicious...
Qi Baicha looked at it, and immediately said: "Go back later and take a bath, and change clothes by the way." Cleanliness also feels uncomfortable.
Fu Mingye nodded, and was about to respond when a female voice suddenly screamed on the runway.
"what!!!"
Qi Baicha turned his head to look.Fang Ya'er fell to the ground for some reason, and a large piece of skin was scratched on her calf.
The weather was hot, and Cui Hao had just come out of the air-conditioned room, and suddenly he seemed a little dizzy when running, and he couldn't keep his back steady.
The staff hurriedly surrounded him.
"Ya'er, I'm sorry." Cui Hao didn't expect this to happen, and hurriedly apologized, "Is your leg okay? Can you still stand up? I'll pull you..."
Fang Ya'er held her ankle in pain: "No, I can't get up, it seems to be sprained..."
The director also immediately interrupted the recording: "Hurry to the hospital!"
After a burst of fuss, Fang Ya'er was sent to the hospital, and the recording in the afternoon came to an end.As the culprit, Cui Hao should go to the hospital for a look, and he went with him.
Things happened suddenly, the remaining guests looked at each other and went back to rest.
Qi Baicha glanced at the ambulance going away, and said to Fu Mingye, "Let's go back too."
Go back to the dormitory and take a shower.
Unfortunately, the school has no water today.
To be precise, this area is without water.
Because it was the weekend, the students were not there, and the spare water stored in the school could not be used.Fu Mingye pressed the faucet, but not a drop of water came out.
"There's no water, so I can't wash." He hung up the towel and walked out of the bathroom.
Qi Baicha felt that the sky was falling: "That is really a nightmare."
"It's okay, we just went to take a bath together. There is a new bathhouse in Beicheng District." Fu Mingye said naturally.
Qi Baicha looked at him thoughtfully: "Why do I feel that you have premeditated." He even knows where a new bathhouse has opened.The dignified President Fu is all right, why do you care about this?
Fu Mingye remained calm: "Listen to what the company employees said."
Wasn't it because that night that Chacha said that after the hemorrhoids had recurred, she was no longer willing to take off all her clothes in front of him, and she didn't even allow him to enter the bathroom to take a bath.
If he doesn't look for another chance, how can he treat Chacha?
When the time comes to share a bath, I don't believe that Chacha can escape.
Fu Mingye made up his wishful thinking, thinking that he is really a genius.
Unexpectedly, however, Fu Mingye got into the water when he arrived at the place, and Qi Baicha stood beside him and said, "You wash it, I'll go shopping elsewhere."
Fu Mingye was startled: "...don't you wash it?"
Qi Baicha said: "I'm not sweating all over, so I'll wash it at night."
"Then I will also..."
"Don't make me dislike you."
"Chacha." Fu Mingye still tried to save him, "It's all here..." Let's wash together.
Qi Baicha said with a smile: "It's already here, it's okay for me to go shopping by the way?"
Fu Mingye lay down by the bathtub in frustration: "...Okay, go, go, have fun, and swipe my card."
……
Qi Baicha turned around and walked out of the bathhouse, the sunlight outside was dazzling, hitting half of his face, exquisite and unparalleled.
In rare free time, Mr. Fu is really clingier than a cat recently.
Should I go to the hospital next, or the S City Conservatory of Music?
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