I am not a lucky star through time travel

Lin Qiao was cooking by the fire when he suddenly heard a voice, so he said with a smile, "Brother, my brother is here, don't be afraid!"

After finishing speaking, he walked towards a hole, and after a while, he heard a "cough", and a huge creature rushed towards him and pressed him to the ground.

Brother Zhuzi was so frightened that he stood up quickly and drew his knife to chop.

Lin Qiao quickly stopped him, hiding from the huge monster's tongue, and said with a smile, "Brother, it's fifteen. Don't be afraid."

Only then did Brother Zhuzi see clearly that this huge monster turned out to be a tiger!

Lin Qiao patted the tiger's buttocks with a "slap", and taught, "Fifteen, the barb on your tongue is getting harder and harder, it hurts my face from licking, take it away."

As expected, Shiwu took it away and licked his face and hands more and more gently.Suddenly, there was a gust of wind, and another huge monster rushed over, pressing Shiwu and Lin Qiao down.

Lin Qiao shouted, "Moon, I'm going to be crushed to death by you. You're a girl, can you be more reserved?"

Ke Ke came in slowly, and stood next to Brother Zhuzi, wagging his tail to watch them fooling around.

After getting close enough, Lin Qiao patted each of their buttocks, "Let me get up, my old waist! It's about to be crushed by you."

When he got up, he pointed to Brother Zhu and said to them, "This is my brother. Seeing him in the future is like seeing me, you know?"

Then he said to Brother Zhuzi, "Brother, come and say hello to them."

Brother Zhuzi has just watched it for a long time, and his thoughts have changed a lot, from fear at the beginning to trembling, and then-happiness and sweetness.

His Xiaobai is really the most powerful person in the world, even the tiger is so close to him.

Seeing Lin Qiao's eyes filled with anticipation, Brother Zhuzi plucked up his courage, walked over, and stretched out his hand tentatively. Although the two tigers made a terrible "grunt" sound from their throats, they didn't look like they were going to attack him.

When his hand finally touched the tiger's fur, Brother Zhuzi was not so scared. He touched the fur on the other tiger's neck lightly, and then withdrew his hand.

He didn't dare to touch the tiger's head, he was not Xiaobai, he was just an ordinary person, a creature like a tiger was still very scary to him.

Lin Qiao said to the two tigers, "Go and play with your mother, remember to bring me some prey, preferably a deer."

After the three came out of the hole, the two went back to the firepit and sat down. Lin Qiao turned his face to Brother Zhuzi to see, "Brother, help me see, is there any skin on your face?"

With the light of the candle and the fire, Brother Zhuzi could clearly see Lin Qiao's face. Only the left side of his face was slightly red, and the rest of his face was still fair.

They were so close that Lin Qiao's nose was almost touching his chin.Brother Zhuzi looked at Lin Qiao's half-closed eyes, tall nose, and ruddy lips like petals.

He felt that his breathing became more and more rapid, and his lower abdomen became tighter and tighter. He swallowed his saliva in fright, and said, "It's not broken."

Lin Qiao said "Oh", and started to talk about how these two tigers were so cute when they were young, but now they are getting older and less cute, even licking him without rinsing their mouths, blablabla...

Brother Zhuzi didn't know what his Xiaobai was talking about. He put his legs together, covered his thighs with his hands, and his mind was full of Xiaobai's face, Xiaobai's eyes, Xiaobai's nose, and Xiaobai's lips.

He really wanted to be like those two tigers, throwing Xiao Bai down, sticking out his tongue, and licking Xiao Bai's face, Xiao Bai's eyes, Xiao Bai's nose, and Xiao Bai's lips.

He stared at Xiaobai's lips opening and closing, almost unable to control himself, he felt that he must be crazy, otherwise why would he want to eat Xiaobai's mouth?

The fire made a "beep beep beep" sound, and a small fire particle exploded on the back of Zhuzi's hand, and the tingling finally woke him up.

Brother Zhuzi looked down at the back of his hand. There was a red spot the size of a bean on it, which was scalded by sparks.He felt something dripping from the corner of his mouth again, so he quickly wiped it with the back of his hand, it was wet, it turned out to be saliva!

Brother Zhuzi was so ashamed, he only drool when he was greedy for other people's meat when he was a child, but he didn't expect that now...

Xiaobai was still talking, Brother Zhuzi sat up straight, drove away the thoughts in his mind, and calmed down to listen to him.

Brother Zhuzi listened for a long time before asking, "Aren't these two tigers the ones that killed Mrs. Gu's man?"

Lin Qiao turned her head and said angrily, "Brother, did you listen to me? I killed the tiger that killed Mrs. Gu's man last year. Fifteen and Yue Yue are only five years old now! They are not in their prime yet. Expect."

"Then... what about the tiger leg you gave me that year?"

"It belongs to Fifteen Moon's mother! Did you listen to me?"

What's the matter today, brother Zhuzi?If you are absent-minded, is it because you are frightened by the fifteenth moon?

Lin Qiao thought for a while. Brother Zhuzi might have been frightened by the two tigers. After all, ordinary people would be scared when they saw a tiger. No matter how powerful Brother Zhuzi was, he had killed enemies before, and he had never touched a live tiger.

Brother Zhuzi didn't understand, "What's "my mother's"?"

Lin Qiao laughed loudly when she heard this, how could the ancients understand "mother", they might have thought it was "nurse" or "old bustard" of a brothel!

So I had to explain the meaning again, and then I said the life experience of the fifteenth moon and the tiger leg again.

Brother Zhuzi grabbed Lin Qiao's hand and said, "Xiaobai, thank you! It's a pity that your heart has been let down."

"Why?"

Brother Zhuzi sneered, "I heard from Chunsheng later that my stepmother sold the tiger leg to the restaurant owner in the town for ten taels of silver."

Lin Qiao was puzzled, "Aren't you in a hurry to save lives? Your father is willing?"

Brother Zhuzi continued to sneer, "My stepmother made ten catties of wine for my father, soaked a cat bone in it, and said it tastes the same."

Lin Qiao, "..." What a top stepmother!

On one side is a filial son, on the other side is a mean step-wife, I don't know what brother Zhuzi's father thinks.

"Your stepmother looks good?"

Brother Zhuzi was silent for a while before he said, "People in the village say that she is not as good-looking as my mother."

Lin Qiao didn't ask any more questions, and he didn't understand what these men were thinking.However, according to his experience watching TV dramas, after a man remarries, for the child of the original partner, with a stepmother, the biological father also becomes a stepfather.

There was another rustling sound from the entrance of the cave, and soon, Shiwu ran in with a big deer in his mouth, and after a while, the moon also came in with a deer in his mouth.

Lin Qiao hugged the two of them again and got closer, and waited for Ke Ke to come in before sending them away.

These two deer together weighed at least three hundred catties. Lin Qiao put the larger one into the space, then pointed to the smaller one and said to Brother Zhuzi, "We will eat this one tonight."

After the venison was roasted, Lin Qiao took out another jar of wine and said with a smile, "Master Wan gave this to me! Shall we have some tonight?"

When the two of them and the dog were full, there was more than half of the deer left, but only half of the wine.Lin Qiao put the rest into the space, and then took Brother Zhu to tidy up the room.

After entering the small stone room, I found that the inside was kept quite clean, and there were no snakes, rats, insects or ants, thanks to the insect repellent powder that was sprinkled when I left.

The stone chamber is clean, but it is too gloomy and cold.The two of them fetched water, scrubbed the entire stone room, stuffed firewood in the hole of the stone kang, and lit a fire.After finishing these, the two went to the hot spring pool to take a bath.

"Brother, how is it? This cave is very good!" Lin Qiao asked proudly while soaking in the steaming water, "If the war comes to Anyang, or we can't stay outside, we will hide here. As long as you store more dry firewood and hunt more prey, life here will not be worse than outside."

The warm spring water made Lin Qiao drowsy, coupled with the strength of the alcohol, he felt dizzy, and in a daze, it seemed that Brother Zhu leaned over and massaged his head.

God!Is there anything better in the world than this?Soaking in soup, enjoying a massage, it would be nice to have some juice, no wonder men love to do health care.

No, big health care is going to do bad things.I'm a good man, I won't do bad things, otherwise, how can I be worthy of brother Zhuzi.

Brother Zhuzi is a good wife, gentle and virtuous, can kill enemies, can do push-ups, and has eight-pack abs.

Eight pack abs.

Abdominal muscles

skin

Nima!what am i doingLin Qiao woke up immediately, and saw that her hand was indeed touching Brother Zhuzi's abdomen.

He was so frightened that he crawled out of the pool with a "chuckle" and was more than half sober from the wine, so he smiled dryly at the stunned brother Zhuzi, "Brother...brother, I've finished washing."

After speaking, he didn't pick up his clothes, but ran towards the big hole naked.Running, he found something strange down there, looked down, MD, not only walking the bird, but also supporting the sky.

Lin Qiao, who had nothing to love in life, howled back to the stone room, sat down on the stone kang, and was immediately scalded and screamed.

Nima!It hurts so much, the ass must have been burned, it almost became a roast pig.

Lin Qiao took out clothes from the space and put them on, and took out a mattress and spread it on the kang, so he dared to lie on it.His ass hurt so badly that he couldn't sit still.

Am I bent?Why are the abdominal muscles facing Brother Zhuzi hard?

No, it shouldn't be bent. As the saying goes, full and warm, I just ate too much venison, drank too much wine, and soaked in soup.

Yes, it must be venison, venison aphrodisiac, and wine, wine will make sex.

Lin Qiao, who finally found an excuse for himself, breathed a sigh of relief, and continued to lie on his stomach until brother Zhuzi stood at the entrance of the stone room with his clothes in his arms.

Although Lin Qiao still felt embarrassed, she still pretended to be innocent and asked, "What's the matter?"

Brother Zhuzi was also a little unnatural, "I washed your clothes, how do you hang them?"

How virtuous!

Lin Qiao took out a wooden shelf from the space and placed it next to the firepit.After drying the clothes, Lin Qiao returned to the stone room, but Brother Zhuzi was a little hesitant.

Lin Qiao's heart sank, and he smiled, "Why don't you come in? Go to bed early!"

He rolled inside, leaving the outer space for brother Zhuzi, then closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.

After a while, brother Zhuzi lay down beside him.

Neither of them spoke.

In the silent cave, there was really no sound at all.Lin Qiao pressed his heart, listened to the sound of his "thump, bang, bang" heartbeat, and counted silently, one, two, three...

When he counted to one thousand, not only did he not feel sleepy at all, but his heartbeat was still so fast.

Moreover, although he was not touching, he could feel brother Zhuzi's body being tensed all the time.

what to do?What on earth should I do?Hanging on the pillar all the time?That's too bad, either refuse or accept, I don't want to be a green tea whore!

Time passed by as Lin Qiao continued to struggle mentally. When he finally felt a little sleepy, he felt brother Zhuzi approaching him, groping his face and lips with his fingers.

what to do?what to do?Lin Qiao was so nervous that he continued to pretend to be asleep?still……

He was still struggling left and right when suddenly a pressure came and something warm and soft pressed against his mouth.

This is... brother Zhuzi's... mouth?

Did I get kissed by brother Zhuzi?