I am not a lucky star through time travel

Lin Qiao took off her wedding clothes and began to put on her underwear, making complaints while she was wearing it. This ancient man really didn't even wear underwear, wouldn't it be uncomfortable to be in idle gear all day long?

He glanced at the lady's embroidered wedding dress again, and felt a chill in his heart, but then thought, escape is the big plan, so don't pay attention to these small details.

He had just finished getting dressed when a woman came in through the door and said to him with a smile, "Has the bride changed her clothes yet? Let me comb your hair."

The cry of "Bride" made Lin Qiao feel chills again, and wanted to turn back, but he still held back. After so many days of hard work, what's the use of a name?

The woman combed his hair and said, "Brother Bai will be blessed when he marries. My man told me that the Chu family is rich, and our ancestors even produced great generals!"

A general named Chu?Lin Qiao only knew one Kuomintang general surnamed Chu, the Chu Yunfei who fell in love with Li Yunlong and wanted to kill him, but this person was only a character in a novel.

The woman was still saying, "I heard that their family's fields are several hundred acres! My dear, how much millet will it produce?"

Lin Qiao thought it was funny, this is ancient times, without Mr. Yuan Longping's hybrid rice, and without pesticides and fertilizers, how high can the yield be?

Seeing that Lin Qiao didn't speak, the woman continued to comfort her, "There are more than that! There are also several mountains and big fish ponds. In short, you won't have to worry about food and clothing after you get married."

This woman is not as fierce as Aunt Bai, she seems to be quite talkative, Lin Qiao tentatively asked, "Since their family is so rich? Why do they want to marry a man like me?"

The woman laughed and said, "Listen to my man, a master made a fortune for Mr. Chu, saying that if you find a person whose birth date is "Heaven's pardon enters your life", you will be able to make a fortune."

Lin Qiao was puzzled, "What do you mean by "Heaven pardons your life"?"

The woman smiled embarrassingly, "I don't know either."

Mr. Chu, an ancient man, is so funny. He dared to marry even a boy with young teeth in order to make a fortune. Didn't the ancients pay attention to the succession of the family?Marry a man, how to reproduce?

The woman fiddled with Lin Qiao's head for a long time, and finally combed her hair. She looked at it and said with a smile, "Brother Bai, you are so handsome! Even more handsome than the magistrate's concubine!"

Lin Qiao couldn't be more angry to compare little brother Bai with a concubine. Although he has not fully accepted the identity of little brother Bai, he is using this body!I can't tolerate others being contemptuous!

In fact, this woman is not necessarily the contemptuous little brother Bai, but the status of a concubine is similar to the modern second wife and third wife!

So he asked angrily, "Auntie, have you met the county magistrate's concubine?"

Although he doesn't know much about ancient times, he still has basic common sense.It is basically impossible for ordinary villagers to see the county magistrate. For those women who often go to the wells at the head of the village to fetch water, the biggest official they have ever seen is Lizheng, and the farthest place they have been to is the town.

The woman immediately became proud, "My man is a distant cousin of the magistrate's concubine."

Seeing that the woman always said "my man", Lin Qiao couldn't help asking, "What's your man's name?"

The woman said shyly, "My man's surname is Zhang, and he's just outside! Your marriage is still held by him!"

It turned out to be Brother Zhang who just came here carrying pork!Since she was the enemy's wife, Lin Qiao didn't have anything to be polite about, and asked directly, "The concubine of the county magistrate was also led by your man, right?"

The aunt of the Zhang family asked in surprise, "How do you know? Let me tell you, I am a powerful man, and the county magistrate will give him three points of face when he sees him..."

Seeing that Zhang's aunt was still bragging about her man, Lin Qiao couldn't help but mutter in her heart, isn't she just a pimp?

He was complaining in his heart!The sound of gongs and drums came from outside. Aunt Zhang finally stopped bragging about her man, put down her comb, and said happily, "The bridegroom is here, little brother Bai, put on your hijab."

Before Lin Qiao could react, his sight was covered by a red cloth.Immediately afterwards, the door was pushed open with a "bang", and I heard Aunt Bai's rough voice, "The auspicious time has come, let's get on the sedan chair!"

Aunt Zhang supported his arm and pulled him up, "Let's go!"

Walking to the door, Lin Qiao said suddenly, "Take my baggage."

This is his only property at present, don't forget it!

Aunt Bai scolded, "Look at your poor appearance, isn't it just a broken package? Who is greedy for you?"

This wicked woman really opened her eyes and told nonsense, if her man, Uncle Bai, hadn't spoken, wouldn't she have been greedy for this package?

Before Lin Qiao could speak, Aunt Zhang said, "Sisters and sisters of the Bai family, don't say a few words! Today is a day of great joy!"

Aunt Bai not only didn't say a few words but cursed loudly, "You don't pretend to be a good person here, if it weren't for that gambler man of yours, my man would be able to enter the casino? Not only does my man not have a home, but I don't care about money."

Aunt Zhang didn't show weakness either, "Didn't your man win money? Your man doesn't let you manage the money, it's because you have no ability."

Aunt Bai said "you, you, you" for a while, and finally said bitterly, "If it weren't for the sake of my man's winning money, I wouldn't let you enter my house! Let me tell you! If my man loses Alright, I'm looking for you to go!"

The two women were arguing, when Uncle Bai came in and shouted, "What are you arguing about? Hurry up and get on the sedan chair."

Lin Qiao was afraid that they would forget, so she had to remind them again, "My burden!"

As for the quarrel between two women, it's not a good thing if it's a dog eating a dog!

Aunt Zhang stuffed the bundle into his arms and said in a low voice, "Let's go!"

Lin Qiao hugged her bundle and was supported to go out. After a while, Aunt Zhang said in a low voice, "Bend down, lift your feet, and get on the sedan chair!"

Once he was seated, a man yelled, "Get up!"

Lin Qiao thought to himself, since the sedan chairs started to move, the sedan chair curtains should also be lowered, which means that no one can see him, so he pulled the hijab and threw it aside, what the hell is this?

Thinking of his plan to escape, Lin Qiao opened the curtain on the side of the sedan chair a little, wanting to observe the situation outside, but he didn't want to see only a bunch of people, besides the people welcoming relatives, there were also many people watching the excitement on the side of the road. It's a huge area, think about it, it's an anecdote that a man gets married, and all the spectators must gather around!

The welcoming team turned a corner, Lin Qiao glanced ahead, wait!Isn't the man on the horse with the red ribbon tied around Mr. Chu?Judging by that figure, he should be a tall adult man.Lin Qiao was so anxious that he had to find a way to escape quickly, or he would be the one who got stabbed in the ass.

Unfortunately, until the sedan chair stopped in front of a big house with blue bricks and blue tiles, the crowd of onlookers did not decrease. The sound of firecrackers, gongs and drums was deafening. Lin Qiao quickly put the hijab on her head, thinking in her heart that she couldn't escape like this , can only finish the worship first, send it to the bridal chamber, and see if there is a chance while the groom is out to socialize?

Lin Qiao waited for a long time, but no one came to help him, and the sound of firecrackers and gongs and drums disappeared, only the voices of people chattering, as if discussing something,

"Why don't you kick the sedan door?"

"Look at the bridegroom's appearance, don't you like it!"

"I want you to marry a man, are you happy?"

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Lin Qiao listened for a while, and finally understood, it turned out that the surname Chu was unwilling!That's great, since he doesn't want to, then he must not be interested in his ass, so isn't his ass safe for the time being?

He was enjoying himself, when he heard a male voice lacking in breath say, "Help the bride down quickly, don't delay the auspicious time."

Not long after, a pair of hands reached out to support him. Lin Qiao got off the sedan chair following the strength of those hands, and after walking a few steps, the sound of firecrackers and gongs and drums sounded again, and the person who supported him whispered, "Lift up, be careful!" threshold!"

Just after crossing the threshold, the man said again, "There is a brazier ahead, you can take a longer step later."

And the brazier?Lin Qiao thought, since he couldn't see, he wouldn't step on the brazier!

After walking a few steps, the man said again, "Lift up!"

Lin Qiao quickly lifted the hem of the skirt, raised her foot high, and took a big step. She didn't feel relieved until her foot landed on the ground, and stepped over with the other leg.

Then came the worship hall, and the man who supported him followed Lin Qiao to worship the heaven and the earth, then the high hall, then the husband and wife worshiped each other, and then was sent to the bridal chamber.

When the room became quiet, Lin Qiao raised his hand to take off the hijab. He really felt insecure if he couldn't see it.

Someone nearby said anxiously, "Bride, don't! You have to wait for the groom to take off the hijab."

It turns out that this person is still there!Lin Qiao put down his hands, touched his stomach that was screaming from hunger, and asked, "I'm hungry, is there anything to eat?"

The man faltered for a while, and then said, "Bride, you'd better bear with it!"

There is no food, the stomach is very hungry, and the man has not left, so he can't escape!Do you have to use urine to escape?

So he asked again, "Then can I go to make things easier?"

The man still disagreed, Lin Qiao was so anxious that he lifted his hijab and stood up, and was about to go out. He wasn't pretending, he was really panicking. He drank three bowls of white porridge in the morning and went to the latrine once at Bai's house. Can you hold back now?

The man came up and dragged him, "You can't go out like this!"

Only now did Lin Qiao see the appearance of this person clearly. She was a woman in her 40s, thin and small. Intuitively, she should not be someone like Aunt Bai, so she asked with a flattering smile, "Auntie, what's your name?" But the key to whether he can escape.

The woman paused before saying, "My man's surname is Li, you can call me Aunt Li!"

Lin Qiao begged, "Aunt Li, I'm really suffocated, and if it's inconvenient, I'll pee my pants."

Seeing that he didn't seem to be cheating, Aunt Li whispered, "Why don't you solve it in the Gong bucket first?"

"Okay!" Lin Qiao followed Aunt Li to the back of the bed, and there was indeed a dark red pail behind the screen.

He breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately began to lift his clothes. Although he couldn't go out, he had to deal with his inner urgency first.